Bling Devalues Gold

It's been mentioned on here before that Burberry has been devalued and it's now being rumoured (well I read it on popbitch anyway) to be dropping all products that shell suited, baseball capped, Ace Lager (another NewLinks number 1!) drinking dregs of society can afford to attempt to revive their 'exclusivity'. Too late for them though with faux Burberry being the chavs' material of choice - it looks like Burberry and is almost as cheap as stealing it.

Now apparently gold is going the way of Burberry. It is no longer seen as exclusive enough for rich people to own as the charvers have made it their own through their overuse of large, dangly 9ct clown earrings and sovereigns St. George Medallion Rings.

New Links, as a service to all our rich readers, will take any unwanted, tacky bullion off your hands - free of charge. We'll even collect.

This doesn't bode well for Apple and the new cheap headless iMac or Mac Mini - snobs will have to find a new hardware manufacturer to worship once the iChav is released as they will find themselves jostling for elbow room with the unemployed next time they are at the Apple store.