Thursday, January 27, 2005

Scouse Tarts

Liverpool is set to be the the first city in England with an offically sanctioned red light area. City of culture? What culture? A fscking chlamydia swab in the local STD clinic?

At least it should make life easier for Rooney.

9 comments:

Merg said...

Heh.

Well, personally, I'm all for legalising and taxing prostitution. Granted, in theory it's legal now (it's soliciting that isn't -- and, of course, brothels) and they're required to pay income tax.

I mean regulation and an additional "sin tax" a la Alcohol/Tobacco. Keep 'em out of residential areas, require medical checks, age checks, etc. and free up policing for going after real crime.

mmChronic said...

TBH I agree - but I'm not going to miss the chance of a cheap crack (and there's another one!) at the expense of Liverpool and/or Rooney!

Merg said...

Is "cheap crack" a deliberate pun, given the story it's under? :)

mmChronic said...

It was - hence the there's another one! ;)

Merg said...

So, when do you start work for The Sun? :)

mmChronic said...

I'm ineligible for a job there because I can read and stuff.

Merg said...

Don't confuse the workers with the "readership".

mmChronic said...

They're all untalented hacks who pinch stuff off the interweb. We have been writing a column in the Sun for the last 3 months. Probably.

Merg said...

Damn.

Wouldn't mind being paid to write NL.