Sunday, November 30, 2003

The Joy of Hex

I'm afraid there's not enough homo-erobic action for me!

This revelationary new book teaches couples the joy of interfacing. Also extended sections on drives (hard and floppy), probes, virus protection and fun with mice.

Most realistic Mario yet.

1st Mario game to use solid 3D - so realistic you can touch and feel the models. Unfortunately to play it you will need a new board.

If football players looked to rugby players...

as role models (as demanded by the 'quality' UK press this week) they would be

stealing high performance cars rather than paying for them as they currently do. tsk tsk.

Friday, November 28, 2003

4 Hands

Great for multi-tasking

Men With Breasts

It's A Genetic Thing,Apparently

Rectal Foreign Bodies

Need i say more.

LOTR 3 Update

And here's some news about the new film.

Teacher went too far

Seems a pretty wise thing to do

Female volunteers wanted

For a very exciting time.

Go on,be a hero

Letthis be a lesson to would be crims

Thursday, November 27, 2003

(Kind of) Spizzwatch

Or maybe you don't know what to get granny for her Christmas...


Gotta keep an eye on 'em
(Sorry, my sk1llz have deserted me and I can't find a suitable image...) This may be comedy genius...

Am I Hot Or Not...

for cheerleaders. SFW (unless you work for a talibanesque organisation that doesn't like swimwear shots)



Wednesday, November 26, 2003


The public return of the pre politically correct playground taunt and the target was probably deserving as most of them are! :)

Learn another language...

even totally made up ones. 'kah may-tah ah-may' is apparently an admission of bestiality.

The latest extreme sport.

As dangerous as this. Probably.

WARNING: This activity could cause injury - if you get caught by the pub landlord or similar.

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

You're Busted Buddy!

You've been framed? Serves you right for fux0ring whores!

Follow the adventures of one man who, sick of all the prostitution on the streets in his town takes a video camera out and about and captures "working girls" and their "tricks" (terminology from "Pimping for Dummies") and post the results for the world to see. Sheer class :)

Christian Video Game Reviews

No that's not reviews of Christian games, it's games reviews by Christians! Although there is a section of Christian games too for the really committed or those who ought to be committed.

spin your booty for jeebus!

Hard Drives finally emancipated.

Rejoice on the streets as Hard Drives are freed from years of slavery - or allow your mind to boggle at political correctness gone mad.

Make your own emergency vehicle.

Actually it's more a case of fiddle with the colours of the go faster stripes but it'll keep you occupied for at least 4 seconds.

Monday, November 24, 2003

Who will buy my beautiful noses?

Alatheia Prosthetics - artificial limbs for amputees. Although I do like the way they feel they have to point out they are for amputees!

Other highlights include:

  • Blue rollovers on the body parts - giving the effect of dead flesh when you hover.
  • Check out the faces page. Last 'after' pic looks suspiciously like Saddam. Right, where do claim my reward?


Don't fuck with your local Karate dojo!

Mild mannered janitor Henry had finally had enough.

Linux is secure as owt...

or then again maybe not!

Embroidery with Attitude!

Still looking for that hard to find Christmas gift? Well make one instead.

How to attract women

Fat Minger!

You too could have a fat bird like this if you follow the
Steel Balls Principles.

Historic Tale Construction Kit

Change history and make those damn Frogs lose at Hastings.

Saturday, November 22, 2003

Surfing for the blind....

Now the blind can get on the interweb thanks to this site. Yay for accessibility! Needs sound.

Friday, November 21, 2003

Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Comdex 2003 Bill Gates Keynote - The Matrix update

Screenshots only so far AICMFP.

Another place to steal links from....

Microsoft launch beta MSN Newsbot - very rough atm (all pictures captioned with agency rather than a decent description, very slow updates - still reporting at time of this post Scotland hopes raised due to Kluiverts omission - <nelson>har har</nelson>!) but should get better.

Eric Conveys an Emotion

Hey Eric! How's about "I've found a funny website"

The Ladder Theory

Stolen from fark but very funny, and oh, so true

Bored? Restless? Looking for something worthwhile to do?

Do your bit for the human race and sign up for the Ebola vaccine trial.

PSA - Ingrown toenails...

Sort them out before this happens :\

OMFG!!! I now believe in the paranormal...

Morrisey was psychic!

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

A little culture for you guys this morning, courtesy of Radio 4. I of course, am phellatio Ooops. That could be a bit gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that of course... erm... ) Now I am TEMPERO (Much better...)

Thursday, November 13, 2003

Half man, half biscuit

On a similar topic to previous post - half robot, half segway. Just as shit as a dalek - can't do stairs.

Blog it!

Bunger's Blog

If you haven't purchased a Segway yet (and really, what are you waiting for?),

may I suggest you save a little cash by building your own? And if that

project fails, there's always the good old Megway.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Monday, November 10, 2003


some cool sunderland jokesToonArmyForever/Jokes


Market Cap = Market Capitalisation = amount required to buy all shares in the "company" = not a fecking lot... chortle :)

H&V: October Scum 2003

haha.check villas scum of the month the little cartoon dudeH&V: October Scum 2003


step back in time for a look at the VIC20 and ZX81 and other rubbish.the fun section is well worth a visit,tooWelcome to OLD-COMPUTERS.COM !

Saturday, November 08, 2003


want some lovely sounds while you surf then check thisIreggae V.5

stream the entire blink album 10 days before release, V.5

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Font embedding

Font embedding

allows custom fonts to be embedded in a web page - prob won't work outside of IE.