Jest magazine has published some obituaries from the future so you can see what people 'might' say about your 'favourite' star when they kark it. Regular visitors to newlinks will know I'm the world's biggest Paris Hilton fan, and as such, I'm starting the *new* technorati catagory for her! Woo!
If anyone asks, I'll just hit them with my new line that I've gleaned from the obit...
Fine, so she is a slut! But she is a really rich slut, with supple pink lips and a remarkably even tan. You think that shit grows on trees? No, it doesn?t.Newlinks salutes you, Paris.
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