Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
A California couple were attacked by a pair of chimps when they were visiting a chimp that had been taken off them (for biting part of a woman's finger off) and placed in an animal sanctuary. Whilst they were giving some cake to their chimp, two other chimps attacked the couple.
The injuries to the man included the removal of his nose, foot and testicles.
I have now cancelled my mail order monkey.