It seems we are about to get a holy satellite in the skies above us in the very near future. Some mad Jeebusians who have been lugging a 12 foot cross around the world for the last thirty odd years are now going to cut a small cross from the large cross and launch it into space using an astral scatter your ashes company called Memorial Spaceflight.How small is the small cross going to be? About 2.5 inches high - which makes these anim gifs ever so slightly out of scale.
Quibbles about scale aside, it looks like the Bible was telling the truth all along!
Then the Sign of the Son of Man will appear in the Sky! Then all the tribes of the earth will mourn and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.Get on your knees now you feelthy disbelievers and pray for forgiveness. This afternoon I'll be mostly flagellating myself into a bloody mess in the style of an overzealous Opus Dei member.
Matthew 24:30
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Thank you Jeebus, for showing me the light. That foul darkness was kicking my unbeli-evil-ing ass.
Ohhh, I got a funny jesus christ link where you can make your own jesus comics:
HERE IT IS!
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