Drunk Talk. The new crop of beer slang. (via)
Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. It's sort of like Congress. It serves absolutely no purpose, so feel free to add to the misinformation right now! This is possibly the only factual page, before everything turns into a puddle of utter confusion and disarray. Savor it. And for the love of Mr. Potato Head, we know you like disarray, but stop adding confusion to this page to spite the disclaimer.
Stand clear of the closing doors. A brilliant post from MetaFilter about the Londo0n Underground.
KOMPAKT KITTENS. Class. (via)