New Links: December 2004

It made me feel accountable for my pulling because I knew I would have to go on and report my episode, thus causing me to pull less

1. Threaten Bungers with knives when something is due/overdue
2. Move to a paid for blog with extra features - I think we've pushed the free envelope as far as possible with this site! More news on that in the early new year. This will of course mean taking adverts for crotchless knickers and dog food etc to pay the bills.
3. Can't think of anything else as we are the bestest blog in the world already. Probably.

In any case, as bloggers rarely go out and about, many of those who comment on the world at large get their information from mainstream news sources.

1. ILuvNUFC 49
2. mmChronic 41
3. Merg 34
4. Dogs 31
5. Flip 29
6. Bungers 21

Why are the pretty ones always insane? - Chief Clancy Wiggum

There comes a time in most relationships that one of the two parties wants to end it - and about that time all hell breaks loose. This is a great example of that hell breaking loose.

As the story goes, I dated this older woman for about 8 months. We were pretty serious but had some communication issues. Well, as you'll see, she had no problem communicating her feelings.

Its hard enough getting over someone. When she leaves you in excess of 50 psychotic voicemails, it makes it even harder. So, lets have some fun getting over her by starting a web site. I hope you enjoy my personal pain as much as my friends have. All these voice mails are real. She left them on my cell phone. The times and dates are correct. She didn't even give me time to listen to some of the messages before she called back with another psychotic one!

Please share them with your friends. And above all else, let this be a lesson to you - run, don't walk, from a psychotic woman.

OK, I'm cleaning out the garage, and what do I find? My old 45s, including this gem from 1977:

The Rebel Forces Band, performing "Chewie the Rookie Wookie" and "May the Force Be With You." They're so bad they're classic - from the time before Lucas started getting careful about what he licensed Star Wars for.

In some places, ground-up cats and dogs can end up in pet food. Sanimal of Quebec, Canada mostly process pig and chicken, but rendered approx 18,200 kg of cat and dog flesh each week.

the characteristic white dog turds of yesteryear are rarely found; they were caused by weathering of dog excrement rich in bone meal.

As the holiday season approaches, some opponents of the movie and music industries' legal efforts are planning to celebrate in a Grinch-like fashion.

Downhill Battle, a file-sharing activist group from Worcester, Mass., has launched an Internet campaign to send lumps of coal to the Recording Industry Association of America and the Motion Picture Association of America. The group said it will send a brick of unsightly coal for every $100 that people donate to digital rights defense groups Electronic Frontier Foundation, Public Knowledge and IPac.

• The Star Wars Christmas Album. Worst album ever?
• Planet Garp - Really Bad Christmas Gifts.
• Weird Christmas Decorations.
• Make your own snowflake.
• Beatles Christmas Records. Free MP3's.
• Santa Needs A Holiday. Santa cartoons.
• Game. Try a spot of Elf Throwing. Quite addictive and very similar to one of the Yeti games on the net.

• Game. Santa has a bulging sack. Want to help him empty it?
• Wrap Hell. Brilliant paper to wrap your presents.
• A Space Age Christmas. A prediction from 1974 what christmas would be like now.
• Holiday Movie Quiz.
• Chronological History of the Christmas Tree.
• Extreme Christmas Lights.
• Gallery of Unfortunate Christmas Cards.

Jez San and the former directors of JAM have bought back the business including all next-generation technologies; the Heavenly Sword intellectual property; and the entire JAM team.

Beacause Ninjas Make Better Games

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"Now, the temptation is going to be, by well-meaning people such as yourself and others here, as we run up to the issue, to get me to negotiate with myself in public," Bush told the questioner on Monday. "To say, you know, "What's this mean, Mr. President? What's that mean?

"I'm not going to do that. I don't get to write the law. I'll propose a solution at the appropriate time," Bush said.

BTW: If you have an IRC client, you can join #bt, #bt-gm and #tvtorrents on efnet. #bt and #tvtorrents serves TV show torrents and #bt-gm serves torrents for games and movies.

The Recording Industry Association of America has now sued more than 7,000 people for distributing its songs over "peer to peer" networks like eDonkey and Kazaa, in an effort to discourage the online song copying that it believes has cut into CD sales.

Despite more than a year of headline-grabbing lawsuits, peer-to-peer use has not declined. An average of 7.5 million users were logged on to peer-to-peer networks in November 2004, up from 4.4 million in November 2003, according to the research firm BigChampagne.

• Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life.
• George W. Bush.
• Mr T.
• Homer Simpson.
• Michael Jackson.
• Darth Vader.
• David Letterman.
• Ozzy Osbourne.
• Back To The Future.
• Sarah Michelle Gellar.
• Beavis and Butthead.

Apple Computer has quietly updated its iPod software so that songs purchased from RealNetworks' online music store will no longer play on some of the Mac maker's popular MP3 players.

The move could render tunes purchased by many iPod owners unplayable on their music players.

Thanks to the success of our Special Edition U2 iPod, a slew of other artists are now clamoring to have signature MP3 devices of their own. Pre-order your favorite today.

And nobody who does a Google search for "nice tits" wants to find a site like this one.

Kebab in the Hole
by Fanny Chops and Numpty

Take wan donnar kebab, fresh fae the Palace, Cambie Main Street, (and nae rammin' it up yir pal's keichy winker). Insert it in tae a cheeky wee man, ah mean, nan. Mind yir hot sauce noo, fir that classy taste (try no to get aw doon yir new Kappa, yir ma will kick yir erse). Now shove it into yir gub and you hiv kebab in the hole. It's kinday ah two fir wan...you'll be tastin' it again when you whitey it intae a bucket!!!!

Women fed up with their menfolk moaning while out Christmas shopping can now leave them to play in their own in-store creche. The lads will be able to settle back in sofas and watch a selection of films and TV programmes such as "The Best of Monty Python" and "Football's Greatest Ever Matches".

Each area will also boast a Scalextric slot-car racing set, remote-control quad bikes and walkie-talkies.

In honour of "blog" being Merriam-Webster's "Word of the Year" for 2004, here's what I believe is the first occurrence of the word in a comic book...in 1959.

Overall score for system "bungers": 546

Krzysztof Dzienniak, who lives in Warsaw and read about the girls' plight, decided to make the trip after Gates visited Poland in 2003. He said he was inspired to make the trip by the movie "Forrest Gump."

Dzienniak wore out three pairs of rollerblades, or inline skates, and traveled about 32 miles a day.

Others say that Monkey Day began as a scientific backlash to all of the religious holidays permeating the month of December, an evolutionary finger to the creationist holidays.

"Micro-penis" refers to any penis shorter than 7 centimetres when fully erect - approximately half of the average length (12.5 cm). Approximately one in every 200 men have a micro-penis

Paris Hilton, $4,104.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, $3,005.
Bill Gates, $3,005.
Tiger Woods, $1,030.
Donald Trump, $1,005.
Ringo Star (two staplers), $1,000 and $1,000.
Katie Couric, $850.
Rudy Giuliani, $805.
Cher, $800.

She said, "Thank you guys so much for coming. This is so exciting, I'm so happy, buy my fragrance because it's sexy hot, you guys are too."

Squillionaire heiress socialite Paris Hilton will be given the South Park treatment this week in an episode which asks the question "Who is the "Stupidest Spoiled Whore" in South Park?"

Santa Claus - and his ability to "know if you've been bad or good" - helps children learn the difference between right and wrong, said Dr Lynda Breen.

Writing in this month's Psychiatric Bulletin, she said the Santa myth gives parents an "ace up their sleeve".

I AM 20% WHITE TRASH!


I, my friend, have class. I am so not white trash. I am more than likely Democrat, and my place is neat, and there is a good chance I may never drink wine from a box.

I was sitting at home one night, and thought it would be fun to type in questions in to google.com's images search and see what answers I would get.

Hot-babe is a small graphical utility which displays the system activity in a very special way. When the CPU is idle, it displays a dressed girl, and when the activity goes up, as the temperature increases, the girl begins to undress, to finish totally naked when the system activity reaches 100%. Of course, if you can be shocked by nudity, don't use it!

Maximum Severity Rating: Critical

Recommendation: Customers should install the update immediately.

• Trackbacks
• Backend comment administration
• Better search - currently, back end has full post search with crap keyword handling, front end has Google search which is hit and miss.
• Adding more sites to the ping list - see Ping-O-Matic for an object lesson in multiple pinging
• English date formats when you set Date Language to English (UK) instead of American ones - this one first please as you are doing internationalisation right now.
• Page stats - how hard can this one be? Very if you go by BlogSpot's experience with their own stat counting service, incredibly easy and powerful if you go by our experience of using StatCounter. It has to be easier to serve stats from your own servers but apparently not.

WELCOME TO AIN'T NO WAY TO GO, TM a collection of news and magazine articles I've collected over the past two decades, all relating to the various ways people have departed this sphere of existence, some humorous, some horrific.