Fantasy Football

It's all change from last week and today's tables show me in the lead. Yay!

The tight top four now looks like a tight top three of me, Merg and ILuvNUFC with Dogs coming in even lower than Bungers. It's just like the Premier League - the top few teams dominating every season and 'the rest'. ;)

More football with reports for the toon match vs Everton up at BAWARAO and nufc.com.

Stick Avalanche

More sticky goodness in the shape of Stick Avalance but the only commands this stick man takes are left and right. This flash game has you moving the man left and right avoiding the black triangles and collecting the red dots.

More sticky stuff?

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Abandonia

A large collection of 'abandonware' (ie games which are no longer being sold) for the PC can be found at Abandonia. All the games are DOS based - you might want to try DOSBox to try and get them running without swearing. Try to stay away from the older ones - CGA just makes your eyes bleed.

More abandonware?

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Morning

Communism:Threat To Liberty. 1961 Comic.

Subservient Stickman. The same as the chicken and bartender doing the rounds recently. Tip:Most rude words get a response. :)

Kalamafree. Where everything is free. You pay the postage.


Redneck Photo's

9/11 Pictures and videos. Warning:Disturbing images.

50 Coolest websites.

GQ's 100 Funniest jokes.


Loads of funny pictures

Strip Dir 3.

Strip Dir 3 is a useful PHP based tool that allows you to 'strip' the images out of an Open Directory (Open Dir), Image Board or any website.
All you have to do is enter the URL of the page and click Strip!
But the best thing is that you can download all images in once! When you've stripped a page you can select several (or all) images and Strip Dir will generate a ZIP file for you to download, containing the images you've selected! It's can't be any easier!

Star Wars Kid videos.

Shakespearean Insulter.


Thanks to Idle Type and Steve King's
"Best of the Best".

Lego Church

The Abston Church of Christ is a church made entirely from Lego and it's huge. It measures 7 feet by 5 1/2 feet by 30 inches and has seating for 1,372 Lego people and a couple of cats.

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Whack Your Boss

Whack Your Boss is the perfect way to relax after a really frustrating day at work. Find the seven different ways to whack your boss - all of them incredibly violent. What do you expect from something subtitled 'The Sopranos meets Office Space'?

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Morning

How to interpret classified ads. Class.

The Toy Maker. A little world of paper toys, holiday cards, valentines, sun boxes, baskets and bags, origami and ephemera... all for you to make.

Massive list of Oxymorons.


Robosaurus the world's largest entertainment robot.

Stupid Security.

Pink Floyd pupils sue for royalties.

A portable N64.


Make your mix of Green Day's American Idiot.

Animal Names. Males, Females, Babies, and Groups of Animals

New software will tell you what your children will look like.

Second Stonehenge found in Russia

Thanks to Growabrain and J-Walk.

One for bhell13

If you're looking for something to do tonight why not pop along to the opening performance tonight at the new Wales Millennium Centre in Cardiff. Apparently it has more seats than any theatre on Broadway, NY!

If you're still bored on Sunday you can go for a train ride as the trains are to be free. Oh to be in Cardiff! ;)

Friday Game - Kiiking

Here's a nice nice easy game for you all on a sunny Friday. Kiiking is playing on swings Estonian style.

And what do Estonians do with their swings that we don't? They swing all the way over the cross bar whilst standing on the swing. And if that wasn't hard enough they lengthen the ropes on the swings - the current record is a swing with a length of 7.01m.

I'm off to Heaton Park.

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The Discovery Of A Scientific Proof Of God

Looks like we spoke too soon in our choice of science over God for there is scientific proof that God exists - it must be right because it's got equations and everything.

Apparently it's all to do with Relativity and brain sizes and the number of axes (that's the plural of axis not the weapon) our bodies are built on. The final form of the equation is

God = G_uv

See - God really is THE Guv'nor.

I'm off to find God in a spreadsheet - then sell it on eBay. If the piece of holy toast we mentioned the other week is worth $28,000 then I reckon God in a digital stylee means I'm rich. Yay!

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Hello All

The 46 Best-ever Freeware Utilities. A handy guide.

The complete guide to uninstalling Windows.

Keeping Clean. A guide by Christians for people with OCD's. Probably.


Ugly baby gallery.

Gallery of the absurd.

George Radebaugh-CD sculpture.

National Lampoon's Guide to foreigners around the world. This link could offend some people. You have been warned.


More chainsaw art.

Clay's Simpson's Songs Wav Page.

Galagon 2004. Use the arrows to move and the space bar to fire in this flash Galaga clone.

So that is where our Dogs has gone to. The 10th Annual Urban Iditarod. People dress up like dogs and propel shopping carts around San Francisco.

Thanks to Presurfer, J-WalkBlog and Milk and Cookies.

Chubby Chasers..?

Morning all! Couldn't post this yesterday dues to lack of tinterweb connection, but I'm sure you all watched it anyway...

Chubby Chasers on ITV 1 last night was devoted to bariatric love. and you know how much we love them here at NewLinks..!

But, here's a warning, for fsck's sake *dont'* type it into google, cause you'll end up in all manner of 'rent-a-tent" outfitters and sites devoted to women (and men) who like their partners super-sized.

Let's see how long it takes to get us to the top of google for this one. Maybe flip could start a new site to cater for this niche..? ;)

One For Creationists

New Links always tries to find linkage that will be of interest to our diverse readership. As that readership now seems to include Creationists (or at least people who say give Creationism a fair hearing) here's one for them. Textbook disclaimer stickers are to put on science textbooks that contain devilish ideas like evolution, the real age of the planet and other scientific heresies. Stick them on your childrens' books without delay - and if any teachers object burn them for witchcraft. Probably.

The really scary thing is the fact that the first one is a real sticker from Georgia - the American state not the European country if you hadn't guessed! Yay for fundamentalist jeebusians!


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Japanese TV ads

We like Japanese TV here on New Links (mainly for it's total madness) and have featured lots of clips before including the classic teaching your cat to walk funny clip. We've featured the 'western celebs starring in Japanese ads while they think their western audience isn't watching' site (Japander) a while back. Here's a collection of Japanese TV ads for a variety of products including videogames, tech stuff, hair and beauty and a load of other products.

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Blog Torrent

Blog Torrent is the latest tool from Downhill Battle. This is the tool that was going to be known as BattleTorrent but they've decided on a name change.

What is it? It's only for people with PHP enabled websites which rules out we Blogspot bamps out but the basic premise is install this on your server then it allows you to upload a file to your server, automatically creating the tracker etc for the file and voila - you've published a torrent. Expect a lot more mp3 blogs etc any time now.

More on BitTorrents?

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Some Links

Iceberg photos. Lots of interesting iceberg related facts.

Historic images of British buildings.

The ghost town of View Cove, Alaska.


Gorilla Cover Gallery.

Welcome to the ultimate in gorilla cover obsession! These covers are a result of many hours of scouring the web (mostly Ebay on a twice or thrice weekly basis) and a lifetime of collecting that has focused on gorilla covers in the past year or two.

One for Dogs. How to Bypass Most Firewall Restrictions and Access the Internet Privately. aka The Surf At Work Page.

One for mmChronic. Language guesser.

Corsinet Trivia Collections. Interesting.


Balanced rock art.

Stripped Down Guitar. How to play any song you love on the guitar -- in one weekend flat!

What planet are you from? Me?

You are from Neptune. You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything.

The Christmas Resistance Movement.

Thanks to Incoming Signals, Presurfer and J-WalkBlog.

Lords of the Rhymes

we bring it heavy - hobbit style

Lords of the Rhymes are Hobbit rappers called Bombadil and Quickbeam whose lyrics are all about Middle Earth. Their songs include the seminal "Lords of the Rhymes - Sauron's Flying V Mix" and "Nine Fingered Frodo". Don't forget to check out the video which includes breakdancing Hobbit goodness.

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Tabbed Browsing With IE?

Breasy.com (Browse Easy) is a browser within a browser. And that internal browser supports tabs amongst other things. So if you access Breasy with IE then you have got tabs in IE. Sort of. The site also lets you store bookmarks. That may not sound particularly exciting but it means the next time I'm using some steam powered computator in a web cafe in the middle of nowhere I'll have access to my bookmarks as well as my email. I know this sort of bookmark functionality exists with various services - but this the first one that comes with an online browser.

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Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership

New Links doesn't like to favour one religious denomination over another (especially when they have got assault rifles) so after Small Arms For Christians here's Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership for all the judaic gun crazies out there.

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Dijjer

There's a new P2P client/system in town. This one is called Dijjer and according to the blurb it is trying to turn everyones PC into a cache for everyone else. So what does this mean for the end user? According to this post at slashdot it means every time you use Dijjer it will download files you didn't request. For example there are 3 files to grab off the Dijjer site. Start grabbing the first one and you may come back and find it's downloading the other two AND sharing them out to other people. Whilst this is will improve distribution times because of the higher number of available sources it's also a bit dodgy in that you may have files on your drive which you never requested and are highly illegal. Some of the slashdot posters are claiming because it's a cache there's no legal liability for the cache owner but I wouldn't want to be the test case for this one!

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Good Morning

How to insult, swear, cuss, and curse in 165 languages!

The Book of Ratings. Offering a grade to just about everything.

The Knockoff Project. Album cover spoofs, goofs, tributes, send ups, near misses and coincedences.

Ripples in time. Cool.

My name is Caroline. Funniest link today for me.

Wonka Facts. More than you ever wanted to know about Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

Virtual mouse cleaner. :)

Is this you?

We've been collecting these pictures for some years now. They come from photobooths and pavements all over the UK.

The isthisyou project was born out of a simple question: is it possible to reunite these images with their owners?

You can help by e-mailing this url to people you know.

Then, perhaps, one day, someone will recognise themselves on isthisyou

Pit game. Not really a game just an extremely hilarious mouse over thingy. Sound needed. NSFW.

Cat Blogs.

Doggie Dental Solutions.

Christian Guide to Small Arms. I don't mean stunted limbs either.

Moms Cancer

"Mom's Cancer" tells the story of my mother's battle with metastatic lung cancer. It's not a "how-to" manual about treating the disease. If I've learned anything, it is that every cancer, patient, physician, and outcome is unique. Rather, "Mom's Cancer" focuses on how a serious illness can affect patient and family, both practically and emotionally, in ways that I've discovered are very common. Many readers have written to tell me how surprised and gratified they were to learn they weren't alone.

100 Things Every guy must know.

A faster, better Windows XP.


Thanks to idletype, growabrain and j-walk.

Harrier Jet Crashes On Camera

Someone caught on video camera a Harrier crashing in the ocean not far from watching swimmers. I'm presuming this is one of the American clones - our pilots know that even the awesome Harrier has difficulty doing a vertical landing on the surface of the sea.

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Karate Chimp

When was the last time you saw a monkey doing martial arts? Mid 80's would be my guess.

Well here's a chimpanzee practicing karate (3Mb mpg RCSABB) and he looks much harder than Monkey though a little lacking in the producing a cloud from his stick department.

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