Thursday, February 03, 2005

1980s Japanese / English Textbook

It seems the Japanese must have been planning to shag their way around the world if their books for learning foreign languages are anything to go by. This 1980s Japanese / English textbook has some very odd lessons indeed. How about this extract?
"OK, whip it out and position it so a woman can be on top."

"Shucks, my prick is piss-poor compared with Nishiba's. It's small isn't it?"
If learning a foreign language had been like that at school I might have stuck at French - however it was all cheese shops and an eternal search for the railway station (they must hide them really well in France) so I quickly got bored with it.

via Waxy

8 comments:

Merg said...

Ou est la gare, s'il vous plait?

mmChronic said...

Dans mon trou de cul. Le Parpette!

Merg said...

Je ne acheter pas des billets!

mmChronic said...

Un billet pour mon trou de cul n'est pas disponible.

Le cul de nous Chien est très populaire - il ne coûte rien. Probablement.

Dogs said...

Pardon mais moi ne suis pas intéressé par un menage a trois.

Merg said...

Hah! C'est ne pas vrai!

mmChronic said...

Chien est une putain puante. Avec la varicelle. Probablement. ;)

Dogs said...

Soufflez-moi