Thursday, May 27, 2004

Child Abuse?

I *AM* breathing in you cheeky fscker!COME TO ME PORKERS OF THE WORLDApparently not putting sunblock on a 12 year old boy is child abuse and may lead to an 18 month jail sentence for his dad.

So presumably people who are allowing this should receive the life sentences for being an accessory to murder.

18 comments:

Dogs said...

Mark my words..once we get these ID cards we'll be monitored on everything we do. The powers that be will know everything that we've bought including whether or not we own sun block. In 50 years time you'll see some poor bloke being arrested before he takes his kid to the beach without sun block.

ILuvNUFC said...

I don't think i will see anything in 50 years time as i will probably have shuffled off my mortal coil.

mmChronic said...

He'll probably get arrested before his kid is conceived with some sort of Minority Report time cop shizzle.

Of course it'll all be Bungers fault for throwing his weight behind the ID card campaign.

bungers said...

that reminds me...

bungers said...

Nothing apparent about that. Look it up in the dictionary and you'll see his name under "irresponsible parenting" or something...

Don't get me started, I'm a powder keg waiting to explode! Especially with the pikeys who have set up camp on the other side of the river from my house... that "Romany" post almost tipped me over the edge, but I'm now doing breathing excercises to keep a lid on it...

Be afraid! ;)

mmChronic said...

At 12 you should be capable of putting your own sunblock on - unless you are too fat to reach everywhere anyway.

In this country teacher's won't put sun block on kids at school. So are we abusing them if we don't piss off to school evry hour to top them up.

mmChronic said...

*teachers
*every
*up?

Dogs said...

Oi! Bungers. Shut it.

Dogs said...

Apparently the boy was mentally disabled. Still...mC has never been shy of mocking "tards". As one of my ex's, mother of a "tard" knows only too well. ;) Here's a nice tard link for mC.

bungers said...

Can I just point out that the kid was a tard, and therefore could not apply his own sunblock.

That'll be bungers, king of the Campaign for Tard justice.

mmChronic said...

Pity the fool. You don't expect me to read the shite I link to do you? ;)

And it wasn't tards I was talking about that night - it was the 'slow' lad on our estate. That and the fact he looked untrustworthy around young children.

Dogs said...

Somebody pass mC a bigger shovel

mmChronic said...

I stand by my comments re the slow lad.

As for the original story then yes it was child abuse if he was mentally impaired which I missed on my initial speed read. Shoot me.

ILuvNUFC said...

With regards to a shovel, he could lend the one you used today seeing as how you look to have dug yourself into enough of a hole over the details of your 53x life.

mmChronic said...

Look , there's Dogs 'on the job' as it were.

mmChronic said...

Bloody redirect - it seems to break on any url with %characters in it. Pah.

Try this TinyURL then.

ILuvNUFC said...

LOL

Dogs said...

Dug myself in a hole? Nah. DCB will read this and demand a spanking session.