Tuesday, May 25, 2004

Scary Duck

I'm not a duck either but I can be a bit sinister sometimes...Scary Duck, while apparently neither scary nor a duck, is funny.
Extract from Scaryduck Junior's school report:

"My literacy target for this year: Write stories not featuring penguins or fish."

Feh, I say. Feh. What do they know? Did Jeffrey Archer die in vain?*

*No, but give me a couple of weeks.

Anyone that threatens the wellbeing of that lying toerag has to be worth a read. I only wish I found it sooner - today is Bring Your Otter To Work day. What a missed opportunity. Never mind - it's tigers next Tuesday.

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