Monday, May 24, 2004

Young men 'failing to check for cancer'

Apparently we aren't checking our 'nads enough to prevent testicular cancer. Well I don't know who's scores have been combined with mine for averaging but they must never check as I check as often as I possibly can. At least that's what I normally tell the police anyway.

Interesting factette buried away in that article. It seems men are at increasing risk of breast cancer. I suspect this is just a sneaky way we men use to get male cancer research spending increased. I don't know numbers off the top of my head (so I could be talking complete rubbish here) but I remember reading that many more men die of testicular cancer than women die of breast cancer yet breast cancer treatment funding is significantly higher than that of testicular cancer. I blame these wimmin's groups. New Links says 'Equal opportunities for bollocks'!

This place is turning into the fscking Lancet. I'm off to find some 8008135.


ILuvNUFC said...

Today's winner of post of the day! :)

mmChronic said...

Yay! My prize will be in the post then? ;)