Monday, May 24, 2004

Young men 'failing to check for cancer'

Apparently we aren't checking our 'nads enough to prevent testicular cancer. Well I don't know who's scores have been combined with mine for averaging but they must never check as I check as often as I possibly can. At least that's what I normally tell the police anyway.

Interesting factette buried away in that article. It seems men are at increasing risk of breast cancer. I suspect this is just a sneaky way we men use to get male cancer research spending increased. I don't know numbers off the top of my head (so I could be talking complete rubbish here) but I remember reading that many more men die of testicular cancer than women die of breast cancer yet breast cancer treatment funding is significantly higher than that of testicular cancer. I blame these wimmin's groups. New Links says 'Equal opportunities for bollocks'!

This place is turning into the fscking Lancet. I'm off to find some 8008135.

2 comments:

ILuvNUFC said...

Today's winner of post of the day! :)

mmChronic said...

Yay! My prize will be in the post then? ;)