Sunday, May 16, 2004

Jesus Had Short Hair!

This is just a wig to fool the Devil.Here's some more spiritual guidance: Long hair is a tool of the devil used to tie up children and sell them into slavery. Probably. So much so that it seems Jesus couldn't possibly have had long hair.

But surely God isn't overly concerned about long hair when he has all those famines and wars to worry about? It seems He is!
Hair was very important to our Lord. He reminds us in Matthew 10:30 and in Luke 12:7 that the "very hairs of your heard are all numbered," signifying the importance to Him of every aspect of our life and appearance.
Well if it's that important we'll be off to cleanse Hippy Tony of evil with flames and scissors.

via Presurfer

4 comments:

Newcastle Photos said...

He has been talking about having a shave off...for about 2 years.Maybe we could help him.:)

mmChronic said...

It's What Jeebus Would D.

mmChronic said...

*Do. Doh!

mmChronic said...

..and it should be

What Would Jesus Do?

anyway. Double doh.