Thursday, May 27, 2004

How gay are you?

Gotta rim them all...Fruit. YOU try and think of a pithy caption for fruit!Questionable sexuality this morning? Sky One have a "How Gay are you?" test. I appear to be either slightly over gay, or slightly under gay depending on one question I think. (It's the one about the leather trousers... I'm sure I'd look good in them!)

Take the test now!

I'm off to wrestle a bison with my (EDIT) bare hands or something... And then build a fire. And make some spears.

Thanks to Chucky for that one... ;)

34 comments:

mmChronic said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

With your 'bear' hands. So you are in fact a big hairy gayer AICMFP! :)

Dogs said...

I can't take that test as I'm likely to produce a buffer overflow in the CheckExtremeHetero() procedure.

Dogs said...

I'm green screening and Ctrl F5 constantly now. Fix it mC.

mmChronic said...

Ok I'll fix the interweb just for you. I know I'm good but not that fscking good! ;)

As for the gay test:
----8<------------
You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.
----8<------------

And one of the questions every single answer was too gay for me! It was the one about bushy eyebrows. The choice of "I don't give a fsck" appeared to be missing.

Anonymous said...

You are SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.


You have a lot to learn from gay men. If you take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach you then girls will stop being disgusted by your behaviour and you'll be more likely to find the woman of your dreams. You require urgent attention.

i have a lot to learn from gay men, like what? not looking at women, not sqeezing zits ,pah, nowt against marmite miners like, ive already got the women of my dreams, them really frightnin ones i had as a kid! I even think theres a Ween reference in there for Bungers!!
Chops

mmChronic said...

But you could learn to accessorise properly. ;)

ILuvNUFC said...

" You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.

You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men."


Don't seem to have any bother with green screen lately.

mmChronic said...

Is 'green screening' some sort of euphemism for 'hot man on man action'?

That should stop people whinging about it at least.. ;)

bungers said...

:lol:

7 users!

Woo yay! The gayness test brings in the punters! Now stop "green screening" and get on with some work!

mmChronic said...

New Links welcomes our pink, 'green screening' readership.

bungers said...

..or...

"I, for one, welcome our new, green-screening overlords.."

..or something!

mmChronic said...

You're on your own there matey!

I'm having nowt to do with overlords that want to 'green screen' me.

bungers said...

Parp!

You might not have a choice. They'll green screen you until you like it!

Dogs said...

Back to the subject of questionable sexuality...I had questionable sex last night. Does that count?

mmChronic said...

I'd say that makes you a gayer.

bungers said...

Yep. You're deffo gay.

ILuvNUFC said...

and a fisherman too!

mmChronic said...

Those long lonely nights in the North Sea with only a hold full of slippery cod for company have obviously got a lot to answer for.

Dogs said...

Har har. Disclaimer: By questionable sex I obviously mean that I question the use of the word "sex" because obviously it wasn't sex - it was two souls expressing their luurve for each other. (DCB could be reading this y'know)

ILuvNUFC said...

HAHAHAHA.

mmChronic said...

I thought you meant morally questionable - like with a hold full of cod. Or a sheep. Or a tied up, non consenting Alsatian. Easy mistake to make with you. Sorry. :)

bungers said...

I thought it was questionable cause you tried to stick it in her belly button or something...

I wonder what happens if you do a Google search on "questionable sex"... I want a definition!

Dogs said...

Yer aal porvorts.

Dogs said...

Last night's nookie wasn't really questionable. Not like last weekend's where we both fell asleep right in the middle of it.

ILuvNUFC said...

?????????????????

Dogs said...

See. ILN has questioned it about 15 times.

mmChronic said...

No he's just confused about the sex thing. He is from Germany and has been trying to conceive for 8 years ;)

ILuvNUFC said...

Dont put us in the same bracket as you with you're "yor aal porvorts" speech when it is quite clear to all NewLinks readers you are out on you're own in that particular field. ;)

ILuvNUFC said...

To mm: Well it worked once anyway, almost 4 years ago.

mmChronic said...

Spot on with the site's resident perv...

ILuvNUFC said...

I'm not sure if the readers could do without Dogs' late night smut-fest-post.

bungers said...

You fell asleep in the middle of a rutting..?? WTF!!

ILuvNUFC said...

My sentiments exactly, Bungers.
It's funny how he even manages to fill the comments with smut.

mmChronic said...

He is 94 you know.