Friday, May 14, 2004

God will do for me

I am your Lord and your manager.
More football related shizzle. Bruce isn't coming to the toon (YAY!!!!!!) and Shearer has just passed his UEFA B coaching badges. This second fact was buried in a story about NUFC's finances which include this quote:
"Sir Bobby Robson's hopes of strengthening his Newcastle squad with big money signings have been seriously damaged by his failure to secure Champions League football, a financial expert said last night."

How the fsck do I get a job as an expert? State the bleeding obvious, get paid lots. Sounds ideal to me. In other news Dyer says it is all his fault. Well him and the rest of the players who couldn't be arsed to earn their wages this season.

Submitted by Mergs via ouija board.

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