New Links: September 2004

Last night's presidential debate pitted George Bush against John Kerry on the issues of national security, terrorism and Iraq - issues that, almost certainly, will decide the election. Yet, for all the claims of deep differences, in many respects the foreign policies of the two candidates are very similar.'

Meaningless online polls: (as of now)
Who won the first presidential debate?

	CNN	CBS	MSNBC	WSJ
President George W. Bush	18%	7.79%	30%	23%
Sen. John Kerry	79%	91.46%	70%	72%

"Overthrown Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, who was arrested by US forces last December, reportedly plans to run as a candidate in the Iraqi elections scheduled for January 2005.

Saddam's lawyer Giovanni di Stefano told Denmark's B.T. newspaper that Saddam decided during one of their discussions that he would declare his candidacy for the elections.

Stefano said that there was no law that prevented Saddam from appearing on the ballot. He added that Saddam hopes to regain his presidency and palaces via the democratic process."

"A lecturer in Photonics from the Department of Physics for Imperial College London has described a new method for potentially encoding and storing up to one terabyte of data, or 472 hours of film, on one optical disk the size of a CD or DVD."

...aren't necessarily the BEST (games), just the ones that are nearest and dearest to our heart

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"Sony will announce next month that it has developed an 8-layer version of the Blu-ray disc that is capable of storing 200GB of data, according to a company spokesman.

The announcement will be made at the International Symposium on Optical Memory 2004, South Korea, according to Sony. The company further plans to commercialize a 4-layer 100GB version in 2007, said Sony spokesman Taro Takamine."

not so much a town as a mortuary

"After the debacle in Florida four years ago, former president Gerald Ford and I were asked to lead a blue-ribbon commission to recommend changes in the American electoral process. After months of concerted effort by a dedicated and bipartisan group of experts, we presented unanimous recommendations to the president and Congress. The government responded with the Help America Vote Act of October 2002. Unfortunately, however, many of the act's key provisions have not been implemented because of inadequate funding or political disputes.

The disturbing fact is that a repetition of the problems of 2000 now seems likely, even as many other nations are conducting elections that are internationally certified to be transparent, honest and fair."

"George W. Bush will go down in history as America's worst environmental president. In a ferocious three-year attack, the Bush administration has initiated more than 200 major rollbacks of America's environmental laws, weakening the protection of our country's air, water, public lands and wildlife. Cloaked in meticulously crafted language designed to deceive the public, the administration intends to eliminate the nation's most important environmental laws by the end of the year. Under the guidance of Republican pollster Frank Luntz, the Bush White House has actively hidden its anti-environmental program behind deceptive rhetoric, telegenic spokespeople, secrecy and the intimidation of scientists and bureaucrats."

"'Eat your spinach,' Mom used to say. 'It will make your muscles grow, power your laptop and recharge your cell phone... '"

Many of President Bush's assertions about progress in Iraq -- from police training and reconstruction to preparations for January elections -- are in dispute, according to internal Pentagon documents, lawmakers and key congressional aides on Sunday."

The democrats want ultimite control over the poeple through the goverment.
Why would they do that you ask?
Because in a socialism goverment only the ones with money are worth anything.
Only those with money are respected and feared.
Only those with money have power.
Thats what socialism is and democrats want it.

Mmm! Powerful, the Force is. Yes! Suffering leads to darkness. A Jedi uses the Force to protect and defend, never to destroy. If you do not have commitment, consume you will the Dark Side. To give into the evil pull of fear is to give your destiny over to the Dark Side. Wrath leads to impatience!

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"If anyone's ready to celebrate the eventual re-election of Bush, it is none other than al-Qaeda,"

"Bush is al-Qaeda's best recruiting sergeant."

old lego A-team van that you made in 7th grade and decide it's time to do something with it.

Channel 5 are advertising that they will provide live coverage of our second leg match against Sakhnin from Tel Aviv on Thursday 30th September.

During their appeal, FOX asserted that there are no written rules against distorting news in the media. They argued that, under the First Amendment, broadcasters have the right to lie or deliberately distort news reports on public airwaves.

• charvers - fake designer gear, school is uncool


• radgys - aggressive, liable to be excluded


• divvies - hangers-on to charvers


• goths - wear dark clothes


• freaks - hard-working, considered normal by school

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Whibley has recently been the subject of tabloid stories over romances with Avril Lavigne (to whom he is rumoured to be engaged) and Paris Hilton, whose Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie briefly caught drummer Jocz's eye.

"Steve saw Nicole Richie for a couple of days, but she was boring," says Baksh, the only married member of the band.

Whibley will also lock lips with former Baywatch babe Carmen Electra when he plays her love interest in the film Dirty Love, penned by Jenny McCarthy. The rest of the Ajax, Ont., band play themselves in the film, due in 2005.

"The White House put government agencies on notice this month that if Bush is reelected, his budget for 2006 may include $2.3 billion in spending cuts from virtually all domestic programs not mandated by law, including education, homeland security and others central to Bush's campaign."

"... when you get them headed to the polls, tell them if you want a safer America, a stronger America, a better America, put Dick Cheney and me back in office."

Members of the public will be able to contribute to the new websites, via a 'Storymaker' section - an online authoring system which helps groups and individuals write about the heritage, culture and history of their city. The idea behind Storymaker is to encourage people to present their heritage in their own words.

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• Restaurant customer arrested for tipping less than 18%.
  

He, like more than one or two others though, must wonder why there was a general raising of the effort input and energy expended by his new charges - did they really despise Bobby so much?

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You don't need to be an international diplomat to realise the world is better off without Saddam. We should be proud of what has been achieved.
Zoe, 22, from London

3,000 gallons of human waste was leaking from a lorry after a crash on the motorway in Cheshire. The road to smell

Charges Possible for Dave Matthews Band after lead singer throws log out of tour bus window.

Poop Ship Destroyer
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do

Let's cruise past all the golden poo
That makes me blue
This thing gonna ? ? ? ?* on the...

Poopship, poopship destroyer
On the poopship, poopship destroyer

Let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
I've been chewin' on this brownie
And I thinks I'm almost through

Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
I told you to jam the frequency
This sector's chartered by you

Everybody
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
The poopship, poopship destroyer
Poo, poo, poop

* - on original lyric sheet

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                   Bungers

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• My wife, she is dead.
• I had a nice shit
• The claw!

Most people boil skulls until the meat literally falls off. While cooking, the melted fat soaks into the bone. This results in greasy yellow skulls. Using beetles eliminates this problem.