There was an old dude hoovering my stairs today, and he'd left behind the distinctive "old people smell" that you often hear being discussed. But what the h3ll is it..?!! I think it's an oil, but I couldn't place exactly which oil it was. Loads of resources are available on this subject (see Google : Old-person smell) but I want answers! What do you think old people smell like?
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For the record, I smell "amazing" according to some girl who was hanging off me in Shindig the other week. She looked a bit like Christina "Battle Engine" Aquila, and everyone knows her sense of smell is good.
When I'm old, I'm not going to smell of disappointment, like you are!
Bwahaha!
Very good... very good, Meeester Merg.
My thats a big word. Where did you learn that?
He must have been reading about the fat scouse ginger gerontophiliac - loves them so much he pays for it.
I'm glad he's (Rooney not Merg) signed for manure - now we can take the piss out of his brothel creeping antics.
Well I said Happy Birthday.
And piss is definitely one of the ingredients in Old People Smell™.
Old person smell - sources:
1. under-utilized house and housewares become musty
2. incontinence and associated residuals in beds and clothing
3. accumulated residual undigested meat in lower intestines - the difference in bathroom smell between my meat-eating dad and my vegetarian father-in-law is staggering. John Wayne was reported to have 60 lbs of undigested food in his intestines when he passed way.
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