Monday, August 02, 2004

Dogs and litter fouling Princess Di fountain

It looks like Dogs has let the side down again. He's only went and took his pack of ill begotten offspring and piddled all over the People's Princess' Memorial thingummybob. He should be put down for treason.
"'The critical issue is that this is a memorial. I don't think any responsible person would want to see people allowing their Dogs in it.'"
We're very sorry and we promise not to let him out again.

1 comment:

mmChronic said...

He's been "done" - he even volunteered the product himself. Something more drastic is needed.