Bariatric Breaks

Do you find a so called 'normal' hotel is just too small for your blubbered arse? Then you should try Freedom Paradise which apparently

is the first and only size-friendly hotel in the world and offers a friendly, familiar atmosphere.

It features wider everything (doors, showers, gullets) just like the bariatric ambulance.

It's one of those all inclusive breaks but especially for the 'plus size' (how many euphemisms do fat people need to come up with to describe fat? Won't fscking fat do?) person. Sounds like a recipe for bankruptcy to me - an all you can eat hotel full of bariatrics has to be a bit costly to run.

via Portal of Evil