Wednesday, March 31, 2004
New Links night oot
posted by Dogs @ 10:32:00 PM
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I can't believe mmChronic has invited the whole of the local population to our night oot. The clever thing would have been to say that nobody is invited. Not that it would make any difference to the number who turn up but at least we'd feel less rejected.
By the way, if anyone is reading this, mmChronic will be the one sitting next to the three good looking blokes.
Wassup with Halo?
As Halo is down I'll just post my comments here... Had a thought...we won't be alone on Friday night. There will be Mossad agents, suicide bombers, RIAA lawyers, FBI...
By the way, if anyone is reading this, mmChronic will be the one sitting next to the three good looking blokes.
Wassup with Halo?
As Halo is down I'll just post my comments here... Had a thought...we won't be alone on Friday night. There will be Mossad agents, suicide bombers, RIAA lawyers, FBI...
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Follow up: Ustka Mermaid
posted by mmChronic @ 10:18:00 PM
It seems Bungers has posted the hottest story to date. The Ustka Mermaid is generating loads of hits from searches.
Unfortunately they all seem to be looking for pictures. Did anyone find an actual picture on that site? I just saw a crappy logo thing with it on. This could be a job for ILuvNufc - he is used to delving around Polish sites looking for potato vodka recipes or something.
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It seems Bungers has posted the hottest story to date. The Ustka Mermaid is generating loads of hits from searches.
Unfortunately they all seem to be looking for pictures. Did anyone find an actual picture on that site? I just saw a crappy logo thing with it on. This could be a job for ILuvNufc - he is used to delving around Polish sites looking for potato vodka recipes or something.
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You'll not believe this
posted by Dogs @ 10:18:00 PM
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I have found a link to the greatest download ever made available on the interweb. Honest.
Edit: Bleedin Halo lost again. I can't wait to read comment 73.
Edit: Bleedin Halo lost again. I can't wait to read comment 73.
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The beer really is minging
posted by Dogs @ 9:54:00 PM
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Is this what Hippy Tony meant when he said best stick to the bottled lager?
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One for Bungers
posted by Dogs @ 9:45:00 PM
Presenting the Dahm girl triplets. Looks like they got their 8008135 from the same plastic surgeon too. NSFW
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Presenting the Dahm girl triplets. Looks like they got their 8008135 from the same plastic surgeon too. NSFW
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More tea vicar?
posted by Dogs @ 9:37:00 PM
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Some rasping fart action. Needs sound (unless you find silent farts funny)
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Neuticles
posted by Dogs @ 9:19:00 PM
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Chopping your dogs nutts off doesn't always have to be a cruel, callous act that takes away his reason to live. Not now that we've got Neuticles.
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How to skin a cat
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 7:55:00 PM
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A really weird piece on how to skin a cat.
If you love Cats stay away.
If you love Cats stay away.
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Brain enhancing substances...
posted by bungers @ 4:57:00 PM
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Get me some of that! This stuff can make you have a better memory. Apparantly, the stress hormone cortisol is thought to be responsible for eroding memory with age. I'm 93 you know!
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Rude message found on Aero bars
posted by bungers @ 4:21:00 PM
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I would've written chocolate log or something equally amusing...
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Huge Movie Quiz
posted by mmChronic @ 4:05:00 PM
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Just what it says on the tin. HugeMovieQuiz.com has 4000 questions on film and cinema which you can answer in a random quiz or a themed one.
via Ultimate Insult
via Ultimate Insult
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Monkey Island 2 Outtakes
posted by mmChronic @ 12:55:00 PM
With the film version of Monkey Island 2 finally being released on DVD here's your chance to see the out takes.
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With the film version of Monkey Island 2 finally being released on DVD here's your chance to see the out takes.
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dogs in kinky bondage shocker!
posted by mmChronic @ 12:49:00 PM
So is this what dogs gets up to in the privacy of his own home? With his fondness for manipulating statistics and now this revelation of bondage he should join the local Conservative Party. SFW.
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So is this what dogs gets up to in the privacy of his own home? With his fondness for manipulating statistics and now this revelation of bondage he should join the local Conservative Party. SFW.
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You want a Newcastle Pub Quiz?
Word of caution
I'm plugging Redder2K again
posted by mmChronic @ 10:20:00 AM
The music has been class all morning (and all yesterday) but one of my favourite songs atm just came on - Alakaline Trio's We've Had Enough. Ironic really considering it's about turning the radio off and listening to proper music instead.
As DG of the BBC I reckon Bungers should buy Redder2k Radio for the nation.
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The music has been class all morning (and all yesterday) but one of my favourite songs atm just came on - Alakaline Trio's We've Had Enough. Ironic really considering it's about turning the radio off and listening to proper music instead.
As DG of the BBC I reckon Bungers should buy Redder2k Radio for the nation.
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P2P 'no threat' to music sales
posted by bungers @ 9:43:00 AM
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Morning me hearties! Feast yer land lubbing swabbies on this story that says "We find that file sharing has no statistically significant effect on purchases of the average album in our sample. Based on our results, we do not believe file sharing will have a significant effect on the supply of recorded music". Yaaaaaar!!
In other news, we were second last in the pub quiz last night. We had a strong starting round (2nd place out of about 12-14 teams), but we then went "all crap". What riled me even more than usual was the fact that there were some filthy students who commited the following nefarious deeds:
In other news, we were second last in the pub quiz last night. We had a strong starting round (2nd place out of about 12-14 teams), but we then went "all crap". What riled me even more than usual was the fact that there were some filthy students who commited the following nefarious deeds:
- Bought one drink each and sat with same drink all night
- Started out with four members in their team. Their ranks slowly swelled to eight by the time the quiz started. The "file size limit" on each team was imposed at six members at the start of the quiz.
- Used mobile phones to ring up their filthy "mates" for the answers (not even sneaking off to the toilets or anything)
- Won the jackpot question with a lucky guess and walked off home with more money than they all came in with put together.
- And one of them didn't have the decency to even smoke her tabs properly.
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Your blog is a bit sweaty
posted by mmChronic @ 9:23:00 AM
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According to this post at Ben Brown his ex-company sold it's hardware when it went bust to Blogger. He made sure he wiped his nads over the hardware - and some of those servers are now running BlogSpot. ewww.
Of course it doesn't beat Gazza's famous genital wiping incident. Apparently just before the France World Cup, Gazza and several other England players were apparently left alone with the Jules Rimet cup. Gazza is alleged to have wiped his bellend all over the globe bit at the top of the cup. So of course when you see the clips of people like Le Bouef, Viera et al kissing the cup they are in fact kissing a fine layer of Geordie smeg. Post a link to the story please - although of course it may well be an urban legend but that won't stop me repeating it as fact.
Of course it doesn't beat Gazza's famous genital wiping incident. Apparently just before the France World Cup, Gazza and several other England players were apparently left alone with the Jules Rimet cup. Gazza is alleged to have wiped his bellend all over the globe bit at the top of the cup. So of course when you see the clips of people like Le Bouef, Viera et al kissing the cup they are in fact kissing a fine layer of Geordie smeg. Post a link to the story please - although of course it may well be an urban legend but that won't stop me repeating it as fact.
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US Election Dirty Tricks Campaign
posted by mmChronic @ 9:04:00 AM
According to Snopes, an email is doing the rounds accusing John Kerry's wife of owning companies with sites in foreign countries - Heinz to be exact. Big deal - but it's not even true! I don't know why they are bothering with the dirty tricks as they'll just rig the result in their favour again anyway.
The Democrats need to release an email about Chimpmeister Bush's wife's penchant for fscking chimpanzees. That's how AIDS started. Probably.
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According to Snopes, an email is doing the rounds accusing John Kerry's wife of owning companies with sites in foreign countries - Heinz to be exact. Big deal - but it's not even true! I don't know why they are bothering with the dirty tricks as they'll just rig the result in their favour again anyway.
The Democrats need to release an email about Chimpmeister Bush's wife's penchant for fscking chimpanzees. That's how AIDS started. Probably.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
One for Bungers
posted by mmChronic @ 8:37:00 PM
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The Xbox has been dropped to $149.99 in the States. What has that got to do with Bungers? If the price drop makes it to the UK he might be able to get one. Oh and the press release features Paris Hilton.
via engadget.
via engadget.
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Ooh tiny - Sony Shows First PSP Game
posted by mmChronic @ 6:39:00 PM
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This page has some blurb about Sony's PSP presentation with a camcorder recording of the first PSP game, "Death, jr".
I don't know what it looks like yet as I'm still downloading it but the article has claims of it being better than a PS2. In your hand. /drools...
EDIT: Considering it's a grainy encode of a camcorder video shot off a screen this looks surprisingly good. Nintendo are going to have to make sure the DS is even better! Ooh a console in each hand.
link (indirectly) via 0xDECAFBAD.
I don't know what it looks like yet as I'm still downloading it but the article has claims of it being better than a PS2. In your hand. /drools...
EDIT: Considering it's a grainy encode of a camcorder video shot off a screen this looks surprisingly good. Nintendo are going to have to make sure the DS is even better! Ooh a console in each hand.
link (indirectly) via 0xDECAFBAD.
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Follow up - Not Enough iPods To Go Around
posted by bungers @ 3:57:00 PM
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It seems that the reason we're not getting any 
's is because there is a shortage of hard drives. Read the story though, and you'll learn that "the hard drive that powers the device"... what..?? so the boffins at Apple have discovered a way to turn the momentum from the spinning hard drive into elastictrickery..?? Or have they wired the hard disk to a dynamo, so it can generate it's own source of perpetual power..?? That'll solve those pesky battery life woes!
Grrr... Reporters! I'll run 'em all up the yard arm! Yaaaaar!
's is because there is a shortage of hard drives. Read the story though, and you'll learn that "the hard drive that powers the device"... what..?? so the boffins at Apple have discovered a way to turn the momentum from the spinning hard drive into elastictrickery..?? Or have they wired the hard disk to a dynamo, so it can generate it's own source of perpetual power..?? That'll solve those pesky battery life woes! Grrr... Reporters! I'll run 'em all up the yard arm! Yaaaaar!
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Pub Quiz Night!
posted by bungers @ 3:43:00 PM
This is a Newlinks appeal! Off out for a pint tonight, and tonight we're up for some Pub Quiz action. Now, we normally frequent The Chilly Arms, or the New Bridge. But they run on a Wednesday and Thursday respectively. The Carriage in Jezzer is supposed to have one tonight, and an "Advanced" Quiz tomorrow. Does anyone know of any more quality Quiz action for a Tuesday...? And please don't say there's one in "The Raby"... I've been barred from there for fighting. Yaaaaar!
Pub reviews courtesy of www.theburglarsdog.co.uk. All it needs is a Pub Quiz Review™ section and we'd be laughing!
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This is a Newlinks appeal! Off out for a pint tonight, and tonight we're up for some Pub Quiz action. Now, we normally frequent The Chilly Arms, or the New Bridge. But they run on a Wednesday and Thursday respectively. The Carriage in Jezzer is supposed to have one tonight, and an "Advanced" Quiz tomorrow. Does anyone know of any more quality Quiz action for a Tuesday...? And please don't say there's one in "The Raby"... I've been barred from there for fighting. Yaaaaar! Pub reviews courtesy of www.theburglarsdog.co.uk. All it needs is a Pub Quiz Review™ section and we'd be laughing!
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Goal! It's what black and white film was invented for
posted by mmChronic @ 3:23:00 PM
I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet. There was a lengthy report on the local news last night about our (NUFC) being the setting for the first part of the "Goal!" trilogy. It was confirmed quite a while go that we were in it but yesterday was when the publicity machine started going into overdrive. BBC Tyne has a story about it here.
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I'm surprised this one hasn't been mentioned yet. There was a lengthy report on the local news last night about our (NUFC) being the setting for the first part of the "Goal!" trilogy. It was confirmed quite a while go that we were in it but yesterday was when the publicity machine started going into overdrive. BBC Tyne has a story about it here.
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Jeebus in tree
posted by mmChronic @ 3:14:00 PM
The latest Jeebus spotting has him appearing in a pecan tree in Louisiana. God truly does move in mysterious ways.
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The latest Jeebus spotting has him appearing in a pecan tree in Louisiana. God truly does move in mysterious ways.
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You want fscking 8008135?
posted by mmChronic @ 1:16:00 PM
Then I give you FreeBooble. Yet another pr0n seeking parody of the major search engines. The crucial difference between this and Booble & YasexHOO is that there are no ads whatsoever.
This pr0n search engine stuff is obviously very popular - I'm off to write Altered Clitsa.
Did I mention this is most definitely NSFW?
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Then I give you FreeBooble. Yet another pr0n seeking parody of the major search engines. The crucial difference between this and Booble & YasexHOO is that there are no ads whatsoever.
This pr0n search engine stuff is obviously very popular - I'm off to write Altered Clitsa.
Did I mention this is most definitely NSFW?
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Police warn iPod users
posted by bungers @ 12:49:00 PM
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Filthy tea leaves are stealing iPods all over the country! Version 4.0 to have colour screen, MPEG 4 compatibility and built in Taser.
Pinched (Yaaaar!) link from The Telegraph.
Pinched (Yaaaar!) link from The Telegraph.
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NVQ in hoovering
posted by mmChronic @ 12:21:00 PM
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Yay for macho Mexico. We'll not have any of that feminista nonsense here. Ladies know your place - with the aid of school lessons in housewifery!
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Football Goals
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 12:18:00 PM
As promised earlier (see comments) Here is the site with all the goals from the Premier league,and other competitions too but i have not checked them yet,this season.The only dead links are 2 of our best performances at Fulham and home to Spurs.The Spurs goals are promised soon apparently.
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As promised earlier (see comments) Here is the site with all the goals from the Premier league,and other competitions too but i have not checked them yet,this season.The only dead links are 2 of our best performances at Fulham and home to Spurs.The Spurs goals are promised soon apparently.
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Newlinks Version 2...
posted by bungers @ 12:11:00 PM
...will mostly be running on the Byker version of Flash Mob. Includes instructions to build one.
In other super computer related stuff, did you know the second fastest computer in the world is built from 1100 Apple G5 chipsets and is fittingly called "Big Mac"?
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...will mostly be running on the Byker version of Flash Mob. Includes instructions to build one. In other super computer related stuff, did you know the second fastest computer in the world is built from 1100 Apple G5 chipsets and is fittingly called "Big Mac"?
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XBox and PC Development development
posted by Dogs @ 11:59:00 AM
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Apparently Microsoft have announced a joint PC and XBox development platform. Hoorah. I think????
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City Wants Bigger Bust for Mermaid
posted by bungers @ 11:20:00 AM
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Seems everyone's at it these days - Councilors in Ustka, Poland think their Mermaid needs bigger breasts. She is also "a bit fat".
Shizzle! I was supposed to be going for more mature, well written posts this morning to bump up the score on the old "Grammer-o-meter". Oh well, more t1tt1e5 and b33r stories anyone...?
Shizzle! I was supposed to be going for more mature, well written posts this morning to bump up the score on the old "Grammer-o-meter". Oh well, more t1tt1e5 and b33r stories anyone...?
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Redder2k Radio
posted by mmChronic @ 11:07:00 AM
Wahey - we lifted a link from Look at This!
ILuvNufc has a Punk Pop link in his sidebar that goes to
Redder2k Radio and very enjoyable it is too. There have been no DJ's spouting twazzle so far - just streaming punk goodness. dogs need not apply - it's not 'proper' punk.
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Wahey - we lifted a link from Look at This!
ILuvNufc has a Punk Pop link in his sidebar that goes to
Redder2k Radio and very enjoyable it is too. There have been no DJ's spouting twazzle so far - just streaming punk goodness. dogs need not apply - it's not 'proper' punk.
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Ron the Nut
posted by mmChronic @ 10:50:00 AM
Ron the Nut is a collection of writings about L Ron Hubbard the Scientology founder. There's some really insane stuff - apparently he believed smoking prevented lung cancer. Yay! Dublin can start smoking again!
I'm not going to take the piss too much in case a hit squad of Tom Cruise, John Travolta and various other celebrity Scientologists arrive outside my door.
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Ron the Nut is a collection of writings about L Ron Hubbard the Scientology founder. There's some really insane stuff - apparently he believed smoking prevented lung cancer. Yay! Dublin can start smoking again!
I'm not going to take the piss too much in case a hit squad of Tom Cruise, John Travolta and various other celebrity Scientologists arrive outside my door.
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Google Personalized Search
posted by mmChronic @ 10:30:00 AM
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Google have launched a Personalized Search on their labs website. You click on a few interests which are stored & then when you do a search the results are restricted to your search terms and interests. Unfortunately for dogs there is no shirtlifting category for him to select.
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Monday, March 29, 2004
The people's game
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 8:05:00 PM
Loads of classic Football clips are here. Including Gascoigne's goal against Scotland.Still brilliant
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Loads of classic Football clips are here. Including Gascoigne's goal against Scotland.Still brilliant
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Talk about dumbing down...
posted by mmChronic @ 4:03:00 PM
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According to Readability.info New Links is a bit thick! We have a Lix score of "28.6 = below school year 5". Must do better!
There are a plethora of other statistical benchmarks on the site but unfortunately without any comprehension of the systems used the results are meaningless to me. But that should raise our score a bit.
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There are a plethora of other statistical benchmarks on the site but unfortunately without any comprehension of the systems used the results are meaningless to me. But that should raise our score a bit.
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Cambodian cuts off love truncheon to feed spirits
posted by bungers @ 1:07:00 PM
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Cambodian idiot cuts off penis to feed spirits. If anyone wants me I'll be waving my penis in defiance of things all afternoon. Hey ladies...! I ain't got no chicken either!!
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Nigerian Pit Bulls...
posted by mmChronic @ 12:52:00 PM
or hyenas to you & me. Bizarsite.nl has 3 pictures of a man with a couple of hyenas on a chain. They are supposed to be debt collectors - wouldn't fancy one of those at the door!
Why the monkey icon? Because there are a couple of baboons there too - yay for brightly blushing bummed baboons.
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or hyenas to you & me. Bizarsite.nl has 3 pictures of a man with a couple of hyenas on a chain. They are supposed to be debt collectors - wouldn't fancy one of those at the door!
Why the monkey icon? Because there are a couple of baboons there too - yay for brightly blushing bummed baboons.
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Happy Birthday Newlinks!!
posted by bungers @ 12:16:00 PM
We're six months old today! Look at how we've grown! We used to be quite a useful programming resource you know... ;)
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We're six months old today! Look at how we've grown! We used to be quite a useful programming resource you know... ;)
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Waitress Applicants Videotaped Naked
posted by bungers @ 9:28:00 AM
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Morning all! Here is the news : Waitress Applicants Videotaped Naked while trying on their "hooters" outfits. ETA on the interweb in about 5... 4... 3...
In other news this morning : Gamestation are selling PN:03 for £18.99! But, do I buy it, as a potential classic in the making, or do I get Skies of Arcadia Legends, or do I get PoPTSOT...? I can't decide! Please leave mini reviews and suggestions in the comments field. Ta!
In other news this morning : Gamestation are selling PN:03 for £18.99! But, do I buy it, as a potential classic in the making, or do I get Skies of Arcadia Legends, or do I get PoPTSOT...? I can't decide! Please leave mini reviews and suggestions in the comments field. Ta!
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THROW AXE AT DWARF erm... XYZZY!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:26:00 AM
Are those point'n'click adventures just a little too new fangled for you? Then you'll probably be right at home with some classic text adventures. The site has 6 playable online so far.
The first one is Adventure (or Colossal Cave). The very first time I played with a computer it was to play this at a very poorly attended computer exhibition thing in St Theresa's school when I was about 11/12. I say poorly attended - there was a bearded bloke who was running it, 3 computers (Apples I believe but I'm not going to swear to it) and me who only wandered in on the way home from Heaton Park. I spent ages playing this adventure and was hooked on computers from that point onwards.
The others on the site are Atari Adventure, Rogue, Zork I, II & III.
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Are those point'n'click adventures just a little too new fangled for you? Then you'll probably be right at home with some classic text adventures. The site has 6 playable online so far.
The first one is Adventure (or Colossal Cave). The very first time I played with a computer it was to play this at a very poorly attended computer exhibition thing in St Theresa's school when I was about 11/12. I say poorly attended - there was a bearded bloke who was running it, 3 computers (Apples I believe but I'm not going to swear to it) and me who only wandered in on the way home from Heaton Park. I spent ages playing this adventure and was hooked on computers from that point onwards.
The others on the site are Atari Adventure, Rogue, Zork I, II & III.
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Sunday, March 28, 2004
More record breakers...
posted by bungers @ 11:26:00 AM
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Nasa jet smashes speed record. It's only 12ft long you know... but it did 5000mph. Mini-me signs up for pilot training course.
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Saturday, March 27, 2004
Spectrum Update
posted by mmChronic @ 7:44:00 AM
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It seems the 10 Speccy games I posted yesterday run too fast. So to make up for it here is the homepage of an emulator called Hob that has 19 games playable on the site with a fair degree of overlap with my list yesterday. But what if you wanted to play one of the games that was on the list yesterday but not on Hob's? Well then you go to the site of JX Speccy which has 5,500 (count 'em) games online. They even have Moon Cresta for ILuvNufc. I think that should make up for it. Sorry!
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Friday, March 26, 2004
Primate Programming(tm) Inc
posted by mmChronic @ 6:23:00 PM
Want to hire a primate programmer? PPI have packs of apes ready to start coding for peanuts. Dogs has already signed up with them so you can hire him here.
via Milk And Cookies
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Want to hire a primate programmer? PPI have packs of apes ready to start coding for peanuts. Dogs has already signed up with them so you can hire him here.
via Milk And Cookies
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Xbox Live
posted by mmChronic @ 12:34:00 PM
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I've just signed up for my free 2 month trial for Xbox Live after just finding the voucher in the PGR2 box I got just before Christmas. Which was lucky as the offer runs out 31st March!
I've signed up with the gamertag of mmChronic so I'm waiting for you dogs ;)
I've signed up with the gamertag of mmChronic so I'm waiting for you dogs ;)
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T-52 Enryu
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 9:59:00 AM
The Japanese have unveiled a 5 Tonne,nearly 12 ft high robot to help in disasters.Clicky here.
From FARK
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The Japanese have unveiled a 5 Tonne,nearly 12 ft high robot to help in disasters.Clicky here.
From FARK
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October surprise
posted by mmChronic @ 9:35:00 AM
How will the Chimpmeister get re-elected? By engineering some event or other to raise his popularity like the Thatchbitch did with the Falklands. Unknown News are giving you the chance to predict which 'surprise' event is going to happen. The winner (or winners) who predict the event and date that raises George Bush's popularity gets a wallet sized Bill of Rights. Shame that it's useless to us and increasingly more useless for the Americans.
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How will the Chimpmeister get re-elected? By engineering some event or other to raise his popularity like the Thatchbitch did with the Falklands. Unknown News are giving you the chance to predict which 'surprise' event is going to happen. The winner (or winners) who predict the event and date that raises George Bush's popularity gets a wallet sized Bill of Rights. Shame that it's useless to us and increasingly more useless for the Americans.
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Wacko's stuff
posted by mmChronic @ 9:24:00 AM
CourtTV have quite a bit of coverage of Michael Jackson's trial but best of all they have a gallery of images from a collection of Wacko memorabilia. The bloke is a loon!
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CourtTV have quite a bit of coverage of Michael Jackson's trial but best of all they have a gallery of images from a collection of Wacko memorabilia. The bloke is a loon!
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The Friday 10
posted by mmChronic @ 8:59:00 AM
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In a shameless bid to wrest the multipost title back I'm going to be inspired by the friday five which lists 5 questions on a Friday which you are supposed to answer and list on your blog.
All well and good but I believe Friday should be used more productively so here is New Links Friday 10 - 10 Spectrum (or Timex if you're American) games for you to play in your browser. Yay.
There are other Spectrum games to play at the homesite of Jasper, a Speccy emulator.
For all the Spectrum stuff you could wobble a memory expansion pack at check out World Of Spectrum which has emulators, more games (but none by Ultimate!), programming documentation, manuals and lots of other stuff. Planet Sinclair has a lot of information on Sinclair products and is a good read.
You may also want to read reviews of the games (or just relive your youth!) in Crash or Your Sinclair.
All hail the mighty Clive.
Ooh look - 10 links to games, 10 various other bits of linkage + the main link to the Friday 5 site makes erm... 21. Result.
All well and good but I believe Friday should be used more productively so here is New Links Friday 10 - 10 Spectrum (or Timex if you're American) games for you to play in your browser. Yay.
- Ant Attack
- Batty
- Chaos
- Chuckie Egg
- Elite (that's the last we'll see of Bungers)
- Manic Miner
- Jet Set Willy
- Lords of Midnight
- Scuba Dive
- Zynaps
There are other Spectrum games to play at the homesite of Jasper, a Speccy emulator.
For all the Spectrum stuff you could wobble a memory expansion pack at check out World Of Spectrum which has emulators, more games (but none by Ultimate!), programming documentation, manuals and lots of other stuff. Planet Sinclair has a lot of information on Sinclair products and is a good read.
You may also want to read reviews of the games (or just relive your youth!) in Crash or Your Sinclair.
All hail the mighty Clive.
Ooh look - 10 links to games, 10 various other bits of linkage + the main link to the Friday 5 site makes erm... 21. Result.
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Northumbria Police: Home Page
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 12:36:00 AM
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Who has been a naughty boy then? Check the headline at the top of the page.
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Thursday, March 25, 2004
Read between the lines!!
posted by bungers @ 6:45:00 PM
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Nicked this one from Fark, but it's got a mint picture, so I'm not bothered! Simon Cowell gives the other American Idol judges the bird, live on TV, in front of 27 milliooooon viewers. Predictibly, the ol' septic tanks flip out like a bunch of Ninja's... So Simon scores points for:
Did I mention I looooove American's...?? (Fusk it... I'm going for the record!) See we've been getting a lot of traffic from Google lately, and a lot of it's been from the good ol' US of A. See I love lots of american things... after all, they gave us the Hollywood and Carmen Electra. They also invented the SawFish, which is the worlds first underwater chainsaw wielding robot. It cuts down trees that have been submerged under lakes behind dams. Speaking of chainsaw wielders, anyone who's seen the front cover of Edge this month will see they got some coverage of Resident Evil 4 (or Biohazard 4 as it's called in Japan). Capcom established the "survival horror" genre with the release of the first Resi game in 1996. Hand's up if you remember Alone in the Dark - the game that kicked it all off in 1992. And that should put me in the Guinness Book of Records. ;)
- Flipping the bird
- Having a tasty girlfriend
Did I mention I looooove American's...?? (Fusk it... I'm going for the record!) See we've been getting a lot of traffic from Google lately, and a lot of it's been from the good ol' US of A. See I love lots of american things... after all, they gave us the Hollywood and Carmen Electra. They also invented the SawFish, which is the worlds first underwater chainsaw wielding robot. It cuts down trees that have been submerged under lakes behind dams. Speaking of chainsaw wielders, anyone who's seen the front cover of Edge this month will see they got some coverage of Resident Evil 4 (or Biohazard 4 as it's called in Japan). Capcom established the "survival horror" genre with the release of the first Resi game in 1996. Hand's up if you remember Alone in the Dark - the game that kicked it all off in 1992. And that should put me in the Guinness Book of Records. ;)
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iPod mini not availabile until July
posted by bungers @ 5:41:00 PM
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Pah! And my day was going oh so well too... Apple Moves iPod mini Worldwide Availability to July. What with me in Brazil in July, I won't be able to get one until I get back. Dammit Beavis! Now I'll have to buy a 15GB one, then the mini, then the colour one after that. Arrrgggghhh! I'm a corporate whore! Apparantly it's been so popular in the states that they can't make enough of them. Bugger.
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Bungers and his amazing technicoloured iPod
posted by mmChronic @ 4:16:00 PM
If you wanted an iPod but didn't want a plain old iPod like everyone else then now is your chance to buy one in one of 20 different colours.
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If you wanted an iPod but didn't want a plain old iPod like everyone else then now is your chance to buy one in one of 20 different colours.
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Banned Music in a BitTorrent stylee
posted by mmChronic @ 3:52:00 PM
Banned Music has been started to aid in the distribution of music that the record companies don't want you to hear. If an artist gets legal threats this site will set up a BitTorrent stream for their music and distribute it for them. Unsurprisingly the Metallica / Jay Z mash up referred to on Tuesday has been banned already - and yes Banned Music has a stream for it.
Will we see one of Bungers' works on here one day?
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Banned Music has been started to aid in the distribution of music that the record companies don't want you to hear. If an artist gets legal threats this site will set up a BitTorrent stream for their music and distribute it for them. Unsurprisingly the Metallica / Jay Z mash up referred to on Tuesday has been banned already - and yes Banned Music has a stream for it.
Will we see one of Bungers' works on here one day?
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The Truth About Cobain
posted by mmChronic @ 2:38:00 PM
There have been rumours that Kurt Cobain, the Nirvana frontman, was murdered knocking about since his death. CobainWasKilled.com seems to think so. They say they will be revealing the truth between March 16th and April 3rd.
They are doing this via a series of questions. Amongst their clues are the fact there was a similar episode of Law and Order (script written by this?), a Siskel & Ebert (WTF!?) review of the case apparently came up with a 3 thumbs down for murder and Courtney Love's latest album not selling because Nirvana fans aren't buying it.
The last clue is of course ignoring totally the fact that the stuff she does is crap! That and the increasingly erratic behaviour means no one is interested in Courtney Love anymore which is presumably the reason her behaviour is getting ever more bizarre even going so far as to accuse rocker Ted Nugent of paedophilia. Of course she may be telling the truth about this but the strange way she revealed it included 'phoning the Howard Stern show, then going in and spilling the beans.
For more on Cobain's death check out JusticeForkurt.com which has a lot more background info.
/regains New Links multipost record with ease - 14 links :)
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There have been rumours that Kurt Cobain, the Nirvana frontman, was murdered knocking about since his death. CobainWasKilled.com seems to think so. They say they will be revealing the truth between March 16th and April 3rd.
They are doing this via a series of questions. Amongst their clues are the fact there was a similar episode of Law and Order (script written by this?), a Siskel & Ebert (WTF!?) review of the case apparently came up with a 3 thumbs down for murder and Courtney Love's latest album not selling because Nirvana fans aren't buying it.
The last clue is of course ignoring totally the fact that the stuff she does is crap! That and the increasingly erratic behaviour means no one is interested in Courtney Love anymore which is presumably the reason her behaviour is getting ever more bizarre even going so far as to accuse rocker Ted Nugent of paedophilia. Of course she may be telling the truth about this but the strange way she revealed it included 'phoning the Howard Stern show, then going in and spilling the beans.
For more on Cobain's death check out JusticeForkurt.com which has a lot more background info.
/regains New Links multipost record with ease - 14 links :)
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Better than Free Willy (as the Bishop said to the actress)
posted by mmChronic @ 8:53:00 AM
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As mentioned in the comments on this post I promised an exploding whale and that's just what you've got. QT movie in 2 sizes - 3Mb & 11Mb.
Synopsis: a whale is found dead on beach & local town too cheap to get rid of it properly so they stick half a ton of dynamite inside it instead. What they weren't expecting was the deluge of huge chunks of whale blubber (leave sound on - you have to hear the sound of falling whale lumps at least once in your life) - big enough to destroy cars they landed on.
I love the smell of exploded whale in the morning.
Synopsis: a whale is found dead on beach & local town too cheap to get rid of it properly so they stick half a ton of dynamite inside it instead. What they weren't expecting was the deluge of huge chunks of whale blubber (leave sound on - you have to hear the sound of falling whale lumps at least once in your life) - big enough to destroy cars they landed on.
I love the smell of exploded whale in the morning.
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004
Follow up: Yet another link promised but not delivered!
posted by mmChronic @ 4:48:00 PM
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After Bungers' post alerting us about the gay looking hand signal for gay here's the background info he promised. tsk tsk.
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He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
posted by bungers @ 4:47:00 PM
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The "Life of Brian" is set for re-release following on from all the success of Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ".
If I make this "Bunger's Newlinks Movie of the Month" for March does that count towards my place on The Big Bus to heaven..??
Oh no! I just typed in the url for heaven and it won't load! Eeeek! Maybe it's harder to get in than I imagine! "Save me Jeebus!!"
And that must be a Newlinks record!
If I make this "Bunger's Newlinks Movie of the Month" for March does that count towards my place on The Big Bus to heaven..??
Oh no! I just typed in the url for heaven and it won't load! Eeeek! Maybe it's harder to get in than I imagine! "Save me Jeebus!!"
| Also in the news today : | |
One of only 350 left in the world. You should really go join Greenpeace you know... |
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| Shuttle Gears Were Installed Backward Erm... Someone wrote a song once about having two accelerators and no brakes. | |
And that must be a Newlinks record!
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Then i must be..
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 4:02:00 PM
You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.
What Muppet are you?
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It must run in the family.
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You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.
What Muppet are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
It must run in the family.
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Muppets on Mideast peace mission
David Beckham linked to Madrid bombing...
posted by mmChronic @ 2:15:00 PM
...in a rather tenous fashion but it grabs the attention nicely.
He apparently signed a birthday card for one of the alleged bombers just weeks before the attack.
filched from the Farkistan Times.
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...in a rather tenous fashion but it grabs the attention nicely.
He apparently signed a birthday card for one of the alleged bombers just weeks before the attack.
filched from the Farkistan Times.
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What muppet?
posted by Dogs @ 1:18:00 PM
Apparently I am Gonzo the Great. Cobblers
You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis.
Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens.
ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird.
SPECIES: Whatever
HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.
FAVORITE MOVIE: "From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."
FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Touched By An Anvil"
QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"
What Muppet are you?
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Apparently I am Gonzo the Great. Cobblers
You love everyone, and still you get shot out of a cannon on a regular basis.
Oh, and you are completely insane and have a strangefascination for chickens.
ALSO KNOWN AS: The Great Gonzo, Gonzo the Great, Just Plain Weird.
SPECIES: Whatever
HOBBIES: Tapdancing blindfolded on tapioca while balancing a piano on his nose, backwards, five times fast.
FAVORITE MOVIE: "From Here to Eternity...with no brakes."
FAVORITE TV SHOW: "Touched By An Anvil"
QUOTE:
"No parachute? Wow! This is so cool!"
What Muppet are you?
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apologies for the kack not-XHTML
posted by bungers @ 1:11:00 PM
I seem to be Dr. Bunson Honeydew. Apparantly :
"You love to analyse things and further the cause of
science, even if you do tend to blow things up
more often than not.
HOBBIES:
Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes,
Recombining DNA to create decorative art.
QUOTE:
"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and
60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will
surge through your body. Ready?"
FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST:
John Cougar Melonhead
LAST BOOK READ:
"Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave
Recipes"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms."
What Muppet are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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I seem to be Dr. Bunson Honeydew. Apparantly :
"You love to analyse things and further the cause of
science, even if you do tend to blow things up
more often than not.
HOBBIES:
Scientific inquiry, Looking through microscopes,
Recombining DNA to create decorative art.
QUOTE:
"Now, Beakie, we'll just flip this switch and
60,000 refreshing volts of electricity will
surge through your body. Ready?"
FAVORITE MUSICAL ARTIST:
John Cougar Melonhead
LAST BOOK READ:
"Quantum Physics: 101 Easy Microwave
Recipes"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
An atom smasher and plenty of extra atoms."
What Muppet are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
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What Muppet are you?
posted by mmChronic @ 1:02:00 PM
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Yay - best "which type of thing are you?" quiz ever - got me dead to rights :)
You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.
What Muppet are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
stolen from SpinneyHead.
You are Statler or Waldorf.
You have a high opinion of yourself, as do others.
But only because you are in the balcony seats.
ALSO KNOWN AS:
Those two old guys in the box.
SPECIAL TALENTS:
Heckling, complaining, being cantankerous
QUOTE:
"Get off the stage, you bum!"
LAST BOOKS READ:
"The Art of Insult" and "How To
Insult Art"
NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT:
Their pacemakers.
What Muppet are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
stolen from SpinneyHead.
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At the end of the day, when push comes to shove...
posted by bungers @ 11:58:00 AM
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Here's one for the grammar ninja's to celebrate - it's the world's most annoying phrases!
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Win it!
posted by bungers @ 11:47:00 AM
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Compo over at the AA to win an iPod.
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Nanniebots: Hoax, Fraud, or Delusion?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:40:00 AM
It seems the NannieBots that were going to protect 'the children' from the net nonces were too good to be true. NTK raised concerns last week over the way the media were tripping over themselves to cover the story in gushing, sychophantic 'save the children' mode. What is it about the mere mention of paedophilia that makes people believe whatever is fed to them? Brass Eye anyone?
Anyhoo - after blogger Cameron Marlow secured an exclusive interview (full transcript) with one of the bots it seems we either had a revolutionary advance in AI or some sort of cheating.
But it gets better - today Waxy.org have a piece about the author of the software - and his self-confessed mental problems, links to Holocaust denial postings he put on Usenet & the death threats he has made!
Coding - it's the profession of the mentally ill! I'm off to wrap my head in silver foil.
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It seems the NannieBots that were going to protect 'the children' from the net nonces were too good to be true. NTK raised concerns last week over the way the media were tripping over themselves to cover the story in gushing, sychophantic 'save the children' mode. What is it about the mere mention of paedophilia that makes people believe whatever is fed to them? Brass Eye anyone?
Anyhoo - after blogger Cameron Marlow secured an exclusive interview (full transcript) with one of the bots it seems we either had a revolutionary advance in AI or some sort of cheating.
But it gets better - today Waxy.org have a piece about the author of the software - and his self-confessed mental problems, links to Holocaust denial postings he put on Usenet & the death threats he has made!
Coding - it's the profession of the mentally ill! I'm off to wrap my head in silver foil.
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More skateboard news
posted by mmChronic @ 10:22:00 AM
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Now you've practiced your mad skating skillz take them to the newest skate park in Iraq. This is a QT video showing US soldiers skateboarding on the roof of one of Saddam's palaces.
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Singing dingo wins trivia award
posted by bungers @ 10:20:00 AM
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More from the Alps. cr8nro has been promoted to international correspondant!
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Pingu-cam snaps amazing images
posted by bungers @ 10:06:00 AM
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Bet you never thought those two icons would get used at the same time! Here's a link from NewLinks European affairs reporter, ca8nro, in Switzerland. Seems everyone has a webcam these days!
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More Sign Language
posted by mmChronic @ 10:05:00 AM
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Fudtz Sign Language has updated American Sign Language so it can cope with modern situations such as trying to score some heroin.
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Zombie Bonanza (includes free film)
posted by mmChronic @ 9:40:00 AM
Yesterday's post about a zombie blog seems to be just one of a series of zombie phenomena around the world. The RIAA is under attack by zombies, "Dawn of the Dead" has been remade & now zombies are even going in for glamour shots at Zombie Pinups. Spookiest of all though is the fact that "Night of the Living Dead" is available free from the Internet Archive due to it's copyright expiring - or is it some part of evil living dead conspiracy? You decide.
I'm convinced - I'm off to make my house safe with the aid of Zombie Alert.
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Yesterday's post about a zombie blog seems to be just one of a series of zombie phenomena around the world. The RIAA is under attack by zombies, "Dawn of the Dead" has been remade & now zombies are even going in for glamour shots at Zombie Pinups. Spookiest of all though is the fact that "Night of the Living Dead" is available free from the Internet Archive due to it's copyright expiring - or is it some part of evil living dead conspiracy? You decide.
I'm convinced - I'm off to make my house safe with the aid of Zombie Alert.
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Ouch!
posted by bungers @ 9:25:00 AM
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£50 that this is a Fark photoshop contest before the end of today. Isn't that technique called "the crane"...?
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Ninja hold up
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 12:16:00 AM
A Ninja brandishing a sword held up a gas station in Norway and escaped on a bike. Clicky here for more
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A Ninja brandishing a sword held up a gas station in Norway and escaped on a bike. Clicky here for more
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Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Famous Last Words
posted by mmChronic @ 6:15:00 PM
This is a good collection of the dying words of various famous people. They've missed some.
On the subject of ninja lawyers - surely this has to be the most risky use of the Jay-Z Construction Set yet. They are only the most litigious rock band in the world.
dead peeps words link from Hal's Stoopid Links
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This is a good collection of the dying words of various famous people. They've missed some.
"I'm not scared of fscking mossa..."
dogs, 2004
"I'm not scared of ninja RIAA lawye..."
bungers, 2004
On the subject of ninja lawyers - surely this has to be the most risky use of the Jay-Z Construction Set yet. They are only the most litigious rock band in the world.
dead peeps words link from Hal's Stoopid Links
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Lego WorldBuilder
posted by mmChronic @ 5:39:00 PM
This is a link to the site of gameLab, a New York based games developer. In particular it's a link to
WorldBuilder which is an RTS with added plastic brick goodness.
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This is a link to the site of gameLab, a New York based games developer. In particular it's a link to
WorldBuilder which is an RTS with added plastic brick goodness.
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Pandora Tomorrow Demo
posted by bungers @ 3:11:00 PM
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Tonight, I will be mostly playing Pandora Tomorrow. Here's the demo I was on aboot yesterday!
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Nintendo goodies
posted by mmChronic @ 2:44:00 PM
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As well as launching the DS at E3 this year, Nintendo are rumoured to be announcing 2 big new games for the GC - Wind Waker 2 & Metroid Prime 2.
via Shack News.
via Shack News.
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Teach your kid to swear
posted by mmChronic @ 2:34:00 PM
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Little QT vid of a toddler attempting to say dump truck with swearlarious results.
via Milk and Cookies
via Milk and Cookies
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newlinks appears to be offline
posted by bungers @ 12:34:00 PM
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summink's brok3n...
Edit: Update
I think all of the blogspot blogs are off line... See Here has gone, and so has Space Hardware... bummer! It can't be me, my XHTML is spot on!
Edit: Update
I think all of the blogspot blogs are off line... See Here has gone, and so has Space Hardware... bummer! It can't be me, my XHTML is spot on!
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Russian flagship 'could explode'
One for Bungers
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 12:09:00 PM
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Did you ever get that dress? If so you could probably use this
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Classic Ali G
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 11:43:00 AM
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Here is the classic Beckham/Posh interview on the Ali G show,watching Posh squirm is class.(15 mins on a 56k modem)
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How to Skateboard
posted by mmChronic @ 11:07:00 AM
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Now that Bungers is a Blink fan (see Comments) he'll need to dig out his skateboard and visit the "How to Skateboard" site.
And in a bizarre piece of synchronicity Byker Sink over at Space Hardware muses on the political motivation of today's youth and in particular sk8ter goths.
And in a bizarre piece of synchronicity Byker Sink over at Space Hardware muses on the political motivation of today's youth and in particular sk8ter goths.
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Zombie Blog
posted by mmChronic @ 9:52:00 AM
Read the harrowing blog of two blokes trapped by
zombies which seem to be the result of a chemical explosion in California.
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Read the harrowing blog of two blokes trapped by
zombies which seem to be the result of a chemical explosion in California.
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Newcastle United - Match reports - Charlton Athletic (h)
WTF news of the day!
posted by bungers @ 9:30:00 AM
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Croutons Land Top Brain Surgeon in the Soup. Also in the mad news this morning : That Hitler wax work has shut down, cause everyone was pissed off. And Virgin has had to remove the urinals from it's airport lounge.
Btw.. the Jay-Z construction set is the bizzle!!
Btw.. the Jay-Z construction set is the bizzle!!
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deep.ASCII
posted by mmChronic @ 9:26:00 AM
While we are doing ASCII art we can examine the issue of whether pr0n0graphy is art or whther it is just a dirty film by watching deep.ASCII - an ASCII version of Deep Throat. 55 minutes long and 2 colours. NSFW.
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While we are doing ASCII art we can examine the issue of whether pr0n0graphy is art or whther it is just a dirty film by watching deep.ASCII - an ASCII version of Deep Throat. 55 minutes long and 2 colours. NSFW.
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GIF2TXT
posted by mmChronic @ 9:21:00 AM
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Submit the URL of a gif file and GIF2TXT will turn it into ASCII text like the ones mentioned in passing in the Rasterbator post.
:,;;;;,:
.,itttttttti,:..
.,ijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjti:
:ijjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjt,.
,tjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjt:
ijjjjjjjjjjtttittttiitttttttjjjj;
,jjjjttttii,. .,;:. .,iiiiiitt;
.tttiiiiii;. . . ,iiiiiii;.
.;iiiiiiii: ;. . i, ;iiiiii;
,iiiiiiii;. ,;: .;iiiiii;
;iiiiiiii;,:::,;iii;:...:;iiiiii;.
;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:
;fDDGjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijGDDGf,
.LDDDDDDGftiiiiiiiiitttttiiiiiiitjGDDDDDDD,
.,LDDDDDDDDDDGLjtiiiiiiiiiiiiitjfGDDDDDDDGLLft;
:jjjjfLGDDDDDDDDDDGGLLfffjjffLGDDDDDDDDDDLjjjjjj:
,jjjjjjjjLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDfjjjjjjj;
;jjjjjjjfDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGLfft;.
.GDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDG.
jDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDG;
LEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEDDDDDDEEEEEEEEED;.
;KKKEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKj
:LDDDDDEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEDDG:
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Hello Kitty Stress Tester
posted by mmChronic @ 9:09:00 AM
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This is a little stress test with added Hello Kitty & Engrish goodness. My results were:
I'm for some stress relief.
You easily feel stressful
Only with a little bit of additional work plus controlling your temper, you would then lose energy.
Not only would you accumulate your stress, you are weak to release it. For this type exercise and Karaoke will be the best way.
I'm for some stress relief.
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I Eat Links
posted by mmChronic @ 9:00:00 AM
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I Eat Links is a site that erm... eats links. Submit a link, it gets fed to the page which will grow and grow. At the time I added New Links there were 236 links. How big will the link eater grow?
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Monday, March 22, 2004
Amusing blog... check it out
posted by bungers @ 10:05:00 PM
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I think I found this whilst looking for Ren and Stimpy links, as this afternoon I decided we don't have enough Ren or Stimpy.
Here's a blog called victor is dead slash luna. Check out the cookie picture half way down. tee hee! Kind of links to the very funny Big Pie story on Space Hardware.
Artist of the week : N*E*R*D*
I've been listening to "Fly or Die" tonight, and it rocks! Yaaaar!*
*Erm, sorry, bit misleading that, there's no pirates on the album. Or mexican pirates. But it still rocks!!
Here's a blog called victor is dead slash luna. Check out the cookie picture half way down. tee hee! Kind of links to the very funny Big Pie story on Space Hardware.
Artist of the week : N*E*R*D*
I've been listening to "Fly or Die" tonight, and it rocks! Yaaaar!*
*Erm, sorry, bit misleading that, there's no pirates on the album. Or mexican pirates. But it still rocks!!
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Quick, to the batmobile!
posted by bungers @ 3:45:00 PM
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Discover your hidden inner Superhero. Don't mess with me, I have an "Electron Cutlass"... Yarrrrrr!!
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"Offensive" sign language banned by Channel 4
posted by bungers @ 3:13:00 PM
This is the new sign language for G.A.Y. apparantly, because the old one a "limp, hanging wrist" was offensive. They also banned a whole heap of others, but I'm still looking for the story... It had something to do with this program.
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This is the new sign language for G.A.Y. apparantly, because the old one a "limp, hanging wrist" was offensive. They also banned a whole heap of others, but I'm still looking for the story... It had something to do with this program.
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Sir Bobby's contract agreed months ago
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 1:49:00 PM
It seems Bobby's one year rolling contract is no more.He has signed a deal which will see him leave St.James and the end of next season,the same time as God.ic Newcastle
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It seems Bobby's one year rolling contract is no more.He has signed a deal which will see him leave St.James and the end of next season,the same time as God.ic Newcastle
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BBC to show Townshend arrest
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 1:17:00 PM
A BBC documentary to be broadcast on Tuesday will show Who star Pete Townshend being questioned by police following his arrest for viewing child pornography in January 2003. BBC NEWS
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A BBC documentary to be broadcast on Tuesday will show Who star Pete Townshend being questioned by police following his arrest for viewing child pornography in January 2003. BBC NEWS
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Bush can't tell left from right
posted by mmChronic @ 10:44:00 AM
A Google Image Search for
"left arrow" throws up an interesting result. And no it's not one of the rude ones ILuvNufc & I have been swapping. This one is SFW. One image stands out like a sore thumb (currently bottom right of 1st page) and it comes from the George Bush Foundation site. tsk tsk.
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A Google Image Search for
"left arrow" throws up an interesting result. And no it's not one of the rude ones ILuvNufc & I have been swapping. This one is SFW. One image stands out like a sore thumb (currently bottom right of 1st page) and it comes from the George Bush Foundation site. tsk tsk.
pinched from Presurfer.
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Scale model of solar system
posted by mmChronic @ 10:25:00 AM
Spaced Out is a project to build a scale model of our solar system here in the UK. The Sun will be situated at Jodrell Bank, Earth in Macclesfield and Pluto will be in Fort William. In related news sundlind is the ar$ehole of the universe.
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Spaced Out is a project to build a scale model of our solar system here in the UK. The Sun will be situated at Jodrell Bank, Earth in Macclesfield and Pluto will be in Fort William. In related news sundlind is the ar$ehole of the universe.
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BBC NEWS | World | Middle East |
Goatse featured in UT2004?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:07:00 AM
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This is a screenshot from UT 2004 that is very reminiscent of goatse. The link is to FleshBot so you may get some NSFW for banners. So here's a direct link to the pic. There's also an excellent goatse link on the page which you will miss if you just view the picture - direct link to that here. The page itself is SFW as it is just a collection of goatse links but anything after that may just get nasty!
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Broadsheet journalists just as stupid as tabloid ones
posted by mmChronic @ 9:48:00 AM
The Times ("quality" version of The Sun - both Murdoch rags) have reported on the spoof iPod murder story as fact.
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The Times ("quality" version of The Sun - both Murdoch rags) have reported on the spoof iPod murder story as fact.
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Follow up: Dasani a flop?
posted by mmChronic @ 8:57:00 AM
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After Bungers' post about Dasanis unwanted extra chemicals it seems that the chemical involved is related to bromide which is the stuff the Army allegedly used to put in tea to stifle soldiers "urges". That's bad enough but the actual chemical involved, bromate, is a lethal carcinogen. Mmm lovely - I'll have 2 bottles please.
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Eddie Izzard my arse
Sunday, March 21, 2004
Sex Education For Tards
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 7:38:00 PM
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Todays wacky item on eBay is a how-to video for retards. Clicky here. With downloadable short clip but im not sure if i want to.
Message to Boss:We could use a Joey icon.
Message to Boss:We could use a Joey icon.
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We Like The Moon
posted by Dogs @ 4:14:00 PM
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Very silly song about the moon unless you think it sensible to compare the moon to vegetables.
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Friday, March 19, 2004
More eBay guff!
posted by bungers @ 4:53:00 PM
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What better gift to give to someone who's just freshly bleached their ring than Saddam Hussein's fist.
EDIT: This is mmChronic hijacking Bungers' post. I had this link sent to me by someone called Chops via the submission form. Unfortunately I've only just got in to check my mail and spotted it - and Bungers has posted this since. So thanks anyway Chops.
EDIT: This is mmChronic hijacking Bungers' post. I had this link sent to me by someone called Chops via the submission form. Unfortunately I've only just got in to check my mail and spotted it - and Bungers has posted this since. So thanks anyway Chops.
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Get rid of your chocolate starfish
posted by mmChronic @ 2:59:00 PM
The latest cosmetic surgery fad is reported to be anus bleaching. I wonder if Wacko has had it done?
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The latest cosmetic surgery fad is reported to be anus bleaching. I wonder if Wacko has had it done?
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Coca-Cola recalls Dasani bottled water
posted by bungers @ 1:32:00 PM
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CLASSIC. That'll teach those corporate a$$ monkeys!! bwahahaha!
Also... Foosballers of Middle Earth. Nice!
Also... Foosballers of Middle Earth. Nice!
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UFO streaks through Martian sky
posted by mmChronic @ 11:31:00 AM
According to the BBC Rover has spotted a UFO in the Martian sky! Is it Beagle or is it the Martians doing their preparations for War of the Worlds (Guardian article)?
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According to the BBC Rover has spotted a UFO in the Martian sky! Is it Beagle or is it the Martians doing their preparations for War of the Worlds (Guardian article)?
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iCapture - "your site through the eyes of Apple's Safari browser".
posted by mmChronic @ 10:48:00 AM
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iCapture lets you submit a link and it will view the site with Safari (Mac browser), take a screenshot and post it for you to see. This gives you a chance to see if your site will work on Safari. New Links is that full of chunky linkage goodness it obviously failed to load completely so is missing the right hand bar.
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Film Review:Tarantino Interview
posted by mmChronic @ 10:22:00 AM
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More martial artistry - this is an interview with Quentin Tarantino in which he talks about the films he referenced in Kill Bill. Kill Bill 2 opens on 16th April.
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Who needs Spirit, Discovery or Beagle 2?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:12:00 AM
We can use this site to reconnoitre the whole of Mars before the upcoming War of the Worlds. bloody false icon promises... mutter.. bah.. grumble...
EDIT: Cheers Bungers.
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We can use this site to reconnoitre the whole of Mars before the upcoming War of the Worlds. bloody false icon promises... mutter.. bah.. grumble...
EDIT: Cheers Bungers.
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Kung Fu Cinema
posted by mmChronic @ 10:00:00 AM
This site features more ninja than you could wave a bo at. Kung Fu Cinema is a site dedicated to martial arts films with reviews, screenshots and wall to wall oriental ass-kicking goodness.
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This site features more ninja than you could wave a bo at. Kung Fu Cinema is a site dedicated to martial arts films with reviews, screenshots and wall to wall oriental ass-kicking goodness.
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e-bay #456723
posted by bungers @ 9:18:00 AM
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Pure genius this morning on eBay.
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Thursday, March 18, 2004
New Scientist: The Last Word Science Questions and Answers
posted by bungers @ 2:28:00 PM
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"There's nothing like the smell of your own shizzle to make you realise just how much you stink." Can't remember who actually said that, but here is why the number two smells like, erm, shizzle.
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A few BitTorrent Links to get started with
posted by mmChronic @ 12:17:00 PM
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As discussed in an earlier comment I'm going to have a little play with BitTorrent, a P2P network which I've been meaning to try for ages. As Bunger has officially volunteered to mix the New Links theme tune I'm going to try and get the Jay-Z Construction Set for him.
Various clients to have a squint at include TorrentStorm,
ABC &
the official one.
A Windows installation guide might make life easier as might a huge page of BT linkage. I'm off to download the interweb.
Various clients to have a squint at include TorrentStorm,
ABC &
the official one.
A Windows installation guide might make life easier as might a huge page of BT linkage. I'm off to download the interweb.
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Has the world gone completely mad?
posted by Dogs @ 12:11:00 PM
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A school has banned full size footballs because apparently they are a health and safety risk. Personally I thought it was a rights of passage thing to by smashed in the jewel case by a full size leather caser. Apologies for crap link - only one I could find. If anyone can find a better link then please post.
edit: Full story here
edit: Full story here
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Spiffy : War Of The Worlds movie
posted by bungers @ 11:48:00 AM
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Tom Cruise and Steven Spielberg are gonna make War Of The Worlds. How cool! Bit of a shit link, but it was also in todays paper. Hands up if you want an icon, as I have a feeling this'll be a biggie!
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Bible hound
posted by mmChronic @ 11:21:00 AM
Read the story of how Bones was saved by Jeebus. Also includes a link to Da Dogs Church. Is there something he isn't telling us?
escaped from Everlasting Blort.
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Read the story of how Bones was saved by Jeebus. Also includes a link to Da Dogs Church. Is there something he isn't telling us?
escaped from Everlasting Blort.
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Yeti Sports 3
posted by mmChronic @ 11:07:00 AM
...or yet another round of Smack the Pingu. This time bounce the penguins off walls to get them as high as possible.
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...or yet another round of Smack the Pingu. This time bounce the penguins off walls to get them as high as possible.
pinched from Presurfer.
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Real life Transformer
posted by mmChronic @ 10:35:00 AM
A Rover employee decided he wanted to build a robot based on parts from the Mini Cooper r50 which he acquired because "BMW overbuilds many of their parts, so the over-building of certain Mini applications for my robotics use went unnoticed". But that's ok because it's all in the pursuit of science. Yay!
Is anyone else reminded of Q?
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A Rover employee decided he wanted to build a robot based on parts from the Mini Cooper r50 which he acquired because "BMW overbuilds many of their parts, so the over-building of certain Mini applications for my robotics use went unnoticed". But that's ok because it's all in the pursuit of science. Yay!
Is anyone else reminded of Q?
"You have a licence to kill, not break the traffic laws."
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Politicians lie?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:17:00 AM
This is a video of Donald Rumsfeld squirming after being caught in a lie in an American TV interview. I'm reminded of David Dimbleby's interview with him last year. There's a transcript here and video (rm) here. I recommend the video for maximum squirminess.
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This is a video of Donald Rumsfeld squirming after being caught in a lie in an American TV interview. I'm reminded of David Dimbleby's interview with him last year. There's a transcript here and video (rm) here. I recommend the video for maximum squirminess.
"a lack of credibility, or a credibility gap that you particularly have to fill", David Dimbleby
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Build your own Joe Crow Robot
posted by bungers @ 10:13:00 AM
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There's this robot called Joe T. Crow in a movie called "Mystery Science Theatre 3000", and now you can build him. Apparantly, the film came after the series - I have never seen this series, and as acting director general of the BBC, I think I'll be running it next week. Enjoy!
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iPodrace
posted by mmChronic @ 9:49:00 AM
Remember the race bit in SWEP1? This is a qt clip of an iPod version of that. Added bonus: no JarJar Binks.
borrowed from Bifurcated Rivets.
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Remember the race bit in SWEP1? This is a qt clip of an iPod version of that. Added bonus: no JarJar Binks.
borrowed from Bifurcated Rivets.
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iPod v4
posted by mmChronic @ 9:23:00 AM
Apple are reported to be readying a new version of the iPod with a 50Gb drive & 2 inch colour screen for displaying images. Why not video?
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Apple are reported to be readying a new version of the iPod with a 50Gb drive & 2 inch colour screen for displaying images. Why not video?
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More computing jobs go to third world
posted by mmChronic @ 9:01:00 AM
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700 jobs are to be created at a computer services company at Bridgend in Wales. Mark my words - the usual problem of customers accents on the phone not being understood by foreign workers will seem trivial compared to customers trying to understand Welsh workers.
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Wednesday, March 17, 2004
Booble V2
posted by mmChronic @ 9:37:00 PM
This time it is Yahoo's LnF ripped off to create YasexHOO. I wonder how long this one lasts in it's current form?
Having said that I've just checked & Booble is still there - now with selectable nipple goodness. Looks like Google's cease & desist letters worked then.
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This time it is Yahoo's LnF ripped off to create YasexHOO. I wonder how long this one lasts in it's current form?
Having said that I've just checked & Booble is still there - now with selectable nipple goodness. Looks like Google's cease & desist letters worked then.
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Searching for local things
posted by mmChronic @ 8:58:00 PM
Google have launched something called 'Local Search'. You can filter results by location using the near: keyword and then view them grouped on a map. You get the local results at the top followed by the non local results.
For instance you could look for monkeys in Washington DC (use monkeys near:washington dc as a search term). Obviously the data set is not complete as it failed to return Chimpmeister Bush.
Main link goes to their standalone version which shows only local results. For local people.
EDIT: Fixed the link - stupid thing was only giving normal results. Sorry.
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Google have launched something called 'Local Search'. You can filter results by location using the near: keyword and then view them grouped on a map. You get the local results at the top followed by the non local results.
For instance you could look for monkeys in Washington DC (use monkeys near:washington dc as a search term). Obviously the data set is not complete as it failed to return Chimpmeister Bush.
Main link goes to their standalone version which shows only local results. For local people.
EDIT: Fixed the link - stupid thing was only giving normal results. Sorry.
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Real roller coaster action
posted by mmChronic @ 8:08:00 PM
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So you liked Rollercoaster Tycoon but felt the need for something more realistic only to find a real roller coaster is way out of your budget. Have no fear - the Dragon is here. It's a working, model roller coaster set. It's not limited to a fixed design either - the track parts are bendable so you can try out different configurations.
And while you're waiting for it to be delivered you can play an online rollercoaster builder game or if you are a beginner to rollercoaster design then check out Amusement Park Physics for design tips.
And while you're waiting for it to be delivered you can play an online rollercoaster builder game or if you are a beginner to rollercoaster design then check out Amusement Park Physics for design tips.
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We've got some action here
posted by mmChronic @ 7:34:00 PM
If you must use your open top car as a shagmobile please try and make sure there are no military helicopters with video (49 Mb wmv) equipment nearby!
Check out the rest of the Kiowa Pilots site for lots of cool helicopter images.
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If you must use your open top car as a shagmobile please try and make sure there are no military helicopters with video (49 Mb wmv) equipment nearby!
Check out the rest of the Kiowa Pilots site for lots of cool helicopter images.
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Best online quiz ever
posted by mmChronic @ 7:03:00 PM
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The results of this quiz are the most accurate I've ever seen and it only takes a couple of minutes to fill in.
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One for Bungers
posted by mmChronic @ 4:56:00 PM
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A picture of Paris Hilton - and you can see right inside!
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Science News!
posted by bungers @ 12:26:00 PM
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It's the Newcastle Science Festival this week! Cue exploding vegetables etc...
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Follow Up : Snoop Dogg movies...
posted by bungers @ 12:07:00 PM
Sweet Dawggy Dawg also features in Soul Plane. I must look for this in Blockbuster...!
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Sweet Dawggy Dawg also features in Soul Plane. I must look for this in Blockbuster...!
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In search of the big bang
posted by mmChronic @ 11:54:00 AM
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Back to Peru again - or one of it's most famous exports anyway. This site is about crack which is of course processed "Peruvian marching powder". Features an interesting history of cocaine.
On the subject of crack - has anyone else seen Snoop Doggs' crack-gangsta-horror flick "Bones"? I've just had to search for it on imdb as I caught it late the other night and missed the beginning so didn't know what it was called. It was one of those films that was so bad you had to keep watching. Total shizzle.
On the subject of crack - has anyone else seen Snoop Doggs' crack-gangsta-horror flick "Bones"? I've just had to search for it on imdb as I caught it late the other night and missed the beginning so didn't know what it was called. It was one of those films that was so bad you had to keep watching. Total shizzle.
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Weeeeeeeee!
posted by Dogs @ 11:52:00 AM
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A nice song about Gonads and strife.
NSFW need speakers for this one.
NSFW need speakers for this one.
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I'm Jesus Christ. I'm a messiah. This is my story.
Normal Service Is Resumed
posted by mmChronic @ 11:29:00 AM
Right enough of this cultural art & history malarkey. It's not as if we even won the City of Culture compo!
Did you buy a Master Chief suit? If you did and your budget didn't extend to a gun to go with it I may have the answer. Make one with paper. Ok so it's not the MA5B Assault Rifle from Halo but it is probably close enough to get you shot by a passing policeman. The gun is in fact the M41-A Pulse Rifle from Aliens.
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Right enough of this cultural art & history malarkey. It's not as if we even won the City of Culture compo!
Did you buy a Master Chief suit? If you did and your budget didn't extend to a gun to go with it I may have the answer. Make one with paper. Ok so it's not the MA5B Assault Rifle from Halo but it is probably close enough to get you shot by a passing policeman. The gun is in fact the M41-A Pulse Rifle from Aliens.
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Follow up : Giant otters
The Machu Picchu Library
posted by mmChronic @ 11:12:00 AM
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Some more Peruvian linkage - The Machu Picchu Library is a site with links to sites about Machu Picchu, Incas & Peru in general.
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Web Gallery of Art
posted by mmChronic @ 11:09:00 AM
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The Web Gallery of Art has 11,600 digital reproductions of paintings and sculptures. It has guided tours so you can browse the collection in a more structured fashion.
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Peruvian Giant Otter
posted by mmChronic @ 11:00:00 AM
Now that Nobby has went to Aston Villa I think we are all missing a certain Peruvian je ne sais quais. In a bid to restore some Peruvianess to our lives I present the Peruvian Giant Otter Project.
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Now that Nobby has went to Aston Villa I think we are all missing a certain Peruvian je ne sais quais. In a bid to restore some Peruvianess to our lives I present the Peruvian Giant Otter Project.
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SIRDS Gallery
posted by bungers @ 10:41:00 AM
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Stressed out..?? Gonna go postal...? Feeling a bit mad..? Produce some relaxing alpha waves using these online sailboat images from the SIRDS Gallery.
"Wow, it's a schooner!"
"Wow, it's a schooner!"
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Japanese Pepe
posted by mmChronic @ 9:32:00 AM
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This Japanese cartoon features a rabbit falling in love with a cat and then chasing him around in a Pepe le Pew stylee.
purloined from Presurfer
purloined from Presurfer
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Spiffy : Coin sized hard disk
posted by bungers @ 9:09:00 AM
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Morning all! Acknowledged by the Guinness book of records as the smallest in the world!
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Dodgy compo entry #2
posted by Dogs @ 10:05:00 PM
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Changed my mind. New love of my life. Let's proceed straight to check out.
Hubba hubba.
Pick me. Pick me.
Hubba hubba.
Pick me. Pick me.
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Prison Bitch Name Generator
posted by Dogs @ 9:54:00 PM
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And when you've found the love of your life you'll need one of these.
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Dodgy compo time
posted by Dogs @ 9:48:00 PM
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Pick your ideal mate from the Looking for Lurve link. Here's mine. Apparently she's not bothered about age or looks. Which is understandable.
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One for Bungers
posted by Dogs @ 9:43:00 PM
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Looking for lurve? Find it here. Though it may help if you're a big butch lezza.
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Punch a celebrity.
Get 'em on
posted by Dogs @ 9:17:00 PM
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Unlikely story of an actor telling J-Lo to put her clothes back on.
Which reminds me of the time I was dating Angelina Jolie. I got so sick and tired of her constant demands for sex that I just had to leave her in the end.
Which reminds me of the time I was dating Angelina Jolie. I got so sick and tired of her constant demands for sex that I just had to leave her in the end.
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For all your Catweazle needs
posted by mmChronic @ 5:01:00 PM
More Catweazle info than you can shake a wand at. Apparently there is a DVD out this year too.
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More Catweazle info than you can shake a wand at. Apparently there is a DVD out this year too.
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Virtual Matchbox Labels Museum
posted by mmChronic @ 4:52:00 PM
The Virtual Matchbox Labels Museum is just what it says on the tin. It features 5000 labels from 46 different countries.
link from Ultimate Insult.
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The Virtual Matchbox Labels Museum is just what it says on the tin. It features 5000 labels from 46 different countries.
link from Ultimate Insult.
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Now That's What I Call Electrickery Vol. 5.
posted by mmChronic @ 4:41:00 PM
or Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Tesla Coils But Were Afraid To Ask.
Terry Blake's Tesla Coils site is a pretty comprehensive site about Tesla coils featuring videos, images, plans and sets the scene well with an arcing background, rotating skull heads and a cracking Bach tune. It doesn't seem to mention their effectiveness when bolted to a tank in Red Alert though - pah!
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or Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Tesla Coils But Were Afraid To Ask.
Terry Blake's Tesla Coils site is a pretty comprehensive site about Tesla coils featuring videos, images, plans and sets the scene well with an arcing background, rotating skull heads and a cracking Bach tune. It doesn't seem to mention their effectiveness when bolted to a tank in Red Alert though - pah!
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You want music for your iPod?
posted by mmChronic @ 4:31:00 PM
What do you get if you cross the Jay-Z Construction Set with Weezer's Blue Album? That would be Jay-Zeezer.
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What do you get if you cross the Jay-Z Construction Set with Weezer's Blue Album? That would be Jay-Zeezer.
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Mystic Meg announces Sedna is good for passion.
posted by mmChronic @ 4:16:00 PM
The soaraway Sun's resident astrological crackpot Mystic Meg, age unknown, reckons Sedna could be a "guiding light to sex, love and creativity". It was also responsible for Man C beating Man U 4-1 the other day.
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The soaraway Sun's resident astrological crackpot Mystic Meg, age unknown, reckons Sedna could be a "guiding light to sex, love and creativity". It was also responsible for Man C beating Man U 4-1 the other day.
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Don't eat that!
posted by bungers @ 4:15:00 PM
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Seem's the Beatles must be short of a few bob these days, as they're intending to sue Apple over our beloved iPod and Apple Music (it's about half way down this page).
You'd think that
Did you know you can't actually buy any Beatles music in the Apple Store on iTunes..? Funny that... ;)
p.s. Apple already paid them $48 million a few years ago because of "trademark infringement"
p.p.s. And they've already annoyed me over being so petty over the whole "Grey Album" thing! Nyah!!
You'd think that
- They've got enough money
- They'd support kids listening to music
- They'd realise that the only people who get rich in court cases are the lawyers
Did you know you can't actually buy any Beatles music in the Apple Store on iTunes..? Funny that... ;)
p.s. Apple already paid them $48 million a few years ago because of "trademark infringement"
p.p.s. And they've already annoyed me over being so petty over the whole "Grey Album" thing! Nyah!!
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You could always earn an iPod...
posted by mmChronic @ 1:28:00 PM
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...by appearing in an advert.
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Tony Hart interview...
posted by bungers @ 12:53:00 PM
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Amusing interview from B3TA where Tone admits that some of the pictures in the gallery were "not so good". That's cause I never sent anything in!
In the other news today... here's the monkey story you were after.
And... more importantly! puddingbeast has lost her MiniDisc player! But she's not bothered, because she wants an iPod, and now she has the perfect excuse to go out and buy one! Problem is, she works with me, and we don't get paid very much, so maybe you'd like to buy her one, or contributing to the mmChronic, Bungers, Chucky and Puddingbeast need fund. I'll be posting donation links later!
EDIT : Or... I'll be off to town to buy a dress it seems...
In the other news today... here's the monkey story you were after.
And... more importantly! puddingbeast has lost her MiniDisc player! But she's not bothered, because she wants an iPod, and now she has the perfect excuse to go out and buy one! Problem is, she works with me, and we don't get paid very much, so maybe you'd like to buy her one, or contributing to the mmChronic, Bungers, Chucky and Puddingbeast need
fund. I'll be posting donation links later! EDIT : Or... I'll be off to town to buy a dress it seems...
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Free iPod!
Follow up: Field of Lights...
posted by mmChronic @ 12:22:00 PM
... or Now That's What I Call Electrickery Vol. 4.
I know Bungers promised to post a link with more info on the Field of Lights later but we are still waiting for the monkey posts he promised the other day!
So here is a link to the artist's site RichardBox.com. It has some funny redirection stuff going on that didn't work on my PC so after a bit of digging about in the frameset source here's a direct link too. Did I mention his name was Richard Box? Or Dick Box as he's known to his friends. fnarr glurk!
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... or Now That's What I Call Electrickery Vol. 4.
I know Bungers promised to post a link with more info on the Field of Lights later but we are still waiting for the monkey posts he promised the other day!
So here is a link to the artist's site RichardBox.com. It has some funny redirection stuff going on that didn't work on my PC so after a bit of digging about in the frameset source here's a direct link too. Did I mention his name was Richard Box? Or Dick Box as he's known to his friends. fnarr glurk!
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Michael Jackson born again?
posted by mmChronic @ 11:03:00 AM
The eternally child like (or is that 'likes child'?) Wacko looks to have got even younger. New born in fact. Look at the
picture of the birth!
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The eternally child like (or is that 'likes child'?) Wacko looks to have got even younger. New born in fact. Look at the
picture of the birth!
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Ladies of Star Trek
posted by mmChronic @ 10:39:00 AM
After Bungers' report that a planet full of beautiful women had been discovered comes the first pictures of indigenous life.
link via Milk and Cookies
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After Bungers' report that a planet full of beautiful women had been discovered comes the first pictures of indigenous life.
link via Milk and Cookies
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Frozen Lobsters Return to Life
posted by bungers @ 10:26:00 AM
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Frozen Lobsters Return to Life. The ethics of this might be a little "off" but the lobster won't be! Also, a bit more detailed follow up on the robot buggies in the big race thing.
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Newcastle United Football Club - Match reports - Tottenham (a)
Elastictrickery #3
posted by bungers @ 10:02:00 AM
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This is a "field of light" that was created as an art installation somewhere recently. The tubes are regular office ones stuck in the ground, and they're being lit up with because of the pylons overhead. Still fancy living near overhead lines...? I'll try and find the proper link to the story later. Bung. ;)
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Now that's what I call Electrickery Volume 2
posted by mmChronic @ 9:48:00 AM
And to keep the theme going here's a site all about electricity. VoltNet has lots of pretty images, historical info and a section on cooking with arcs.
via JengaJam.
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And to keep the theme going here's a site all about electricity. VoltNet has lots of pretty images, historical info and a section on cooking with arcs.
via JengaJam.
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Now that's what I call electrickery...
posted by mmChronic @ 9:35:00 AM
If you aren't close enough to see the Aurora Borealis you should go to your local electricity substation instead. This page has a brilliant video clip of a massive arc which, while not as pretty a lightshow as the Aurora, would certainly impress me. I'm off to get some copper wire.
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If you aren't close enough to see the Aurora Borealis you should go to your local electricity substation instead. This page has a brilliant video clip of a massive arc which, while not as pretty a lightshow as the Aurora, would certainly impress me. I'm off to get some copper wire.
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How to dance properly
posted by mmChronic @ 9:17:00 AM
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If you are a crap dancer these instructional dance videos will soon have you dancing like Bungers.
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Monday, March 15, 2004
Not for the faint hearted...
posted by Dogs @ 4:54:00 PM
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The short story called Guts or, aka, the story that makes people faint.
Consists of three short stories the first two are tales of major embaressment and if you don't find them amusing then don't even bother to look at the final story.
You have been warned.
Edit: Major apologies - the third story is missing - prize to the first one to find it (a story about a kid playing with the pump in a swimming pool...absolutely the grossest true story I've ever read.)
Consists of three short stories the first two are tales of major embaressment and if you don't find them amusing then don't even bother to look at the final story.
You have been warned.
Edit: Major apologies - the third story is missing - prize to the first one to find it (a story about a kid playing with the pump in a swimming pool...absolutely the grossest true story I've ever read.)
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Follow up : Profanity
posted by bungers @ 4:11:00 PM
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My favourite swear word has been carved into a House of Commons table used by Tony B. Liar. Read the full story at Ananova.
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Follow up: Validation results
posted by mmChronic @ 3:55:00 PM
After Bungers' post this morning I decided to check out the results and fix any problems. The vast majority (after I fixed a couple of style bits which removed over half the errors) was the & character appearing in links - I replaced these with the & entity and they all disappeared. So for valid xhtml in future you need to do the replacement or face the wrath of Bungers.
So we are down to 27 errors currently (from 444) and they are as follows:
So we have lost 3-4 hours link searching time to get almost 100% xhtml compatibility. Unfortunately xhtml being the beast it is means it is invalid xhtml if it is not 100% correct. I'll get rid of my one remaining error and that's as close as we get. I'll just have to stick the valid xhtml logo on with a disclaimer stating "valid apart from BlogSpot's and Bungers' code. Bastards.".
EDIT: For all your xhtml needs.
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After Bungers' post this morning I decided to check out the results and fix any problems. The vast majority (after I fixed a couple of style bits which removed over half the errors) was the & character appearing in links - I replaced these with the & entity and they all disappeared. So for valid xhtml in future you need to do the replacement or face the wrath of Bungers.
So we are down to 27 errors currently (from 444) and they are as follows:
- 1 in the template - my error which I'll sort out soon.
- 6 down to errors in the blogspot/google banner which I can do nothing about.
- 20 down to some cluebait's use of <br> instead of <br /> in their posts. They can fix that themselves!
So we have lost 3-4 hours link searching time to get almost 100% xhtml compatibility. Unfortunately xhtml being the beast it is means it is invalid xhtml if it is not 100% correct. I'll get rid of my one remaining error and that's as close as we get. I'll just have to stick the valid xhtml logo on with a disclaimer stating "valid apart from BlogSpot's and Bungers' code. Bastards.".
EDIT: For all your xhtml needs.
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At last - proof that Guinness bubbles sink
posted by bungers @ 3:45:00 PM
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Yahoo News. Still no cure for cancer, as they might say over at fark.
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Urban Legends Reference Pages: Impalement
posted by mmChronic @ 12:09:00 PM
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Snopes have a pic of a man impaled by a log. They haven't confirmed that the picture is genuine yet but it's worth a look anyway! Not for those of a nauseous nature.
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Home of World Time since 1884
posted by bungers @ 12:01:00 PM
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Flava Flav once asked "What time is it..??". Well here's the actual Time according to those folks at Greenwich. Thanks guys!
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The Precision Grip
posted by mmChronic @ 11:28:00 AM
This is a pic of a human and orangutan hand with a discussion of the differences between them.
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This is a pic of a human and orangutan hand with a discussion of the differences between them.
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Validation Results
posted by bungers @ 11:26:00 AM
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Ooops! 1st Quarter Newlinks Validation Results are out today...
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Comic Book Gorillarama
posted by mmChronic @ 11:22:00 AM
I've just noticed that we have been a bit short of monkey stories lately which is nothing short of a disgrace in the Chinese Year of the Monkey. So my first link to make up for the paucity of primate posts is Comic Book Gorillarama - your online source for comic related monkey goodness.
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I've just noticed that we have been a bit short of monkey stories lately which is nothing short of a disgrace in the Chinese Year of the Monkey. So my first link to make up for the paucity of primate posts is Comic Book Gorillarama - your online source for comic related monkey goodness.
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World Domination step 2
posted by mmChronic @ 11:01:00 AM
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A secret hideout worthy of any James Bond villain is for sale on ebay. It's an ex-US Gubmint Titan Missile complex. Features lots of nuclear shockproofing , power system and water supply and of course missile silos, this base may be suitable as a launchpad for Bungers' planned space mission.
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Princess the dog
posted by mmChronic @ 10:49:00 AM
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The "Princess The Dog" post has moved - please click on the link to view it.
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Robot Race Ends Without Winner...
posted by bungers @ 9:45:00 AM
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The Pentagon-sponsored robot race held in Southern California on Saturday ended without a winner, as none of the autonomous vehicles built by the 15 qualifying teams was able to travel farther than 7 miles from the starting line.
Read more at Yahoo! News.
Read more at Yahoo! News.
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Astronomers discover 'new planet'
posted by bungers @ 9:31:00 AM
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Named "Bunger's World", the planet is like that one in Star Trek that is populated with clones of all the Earth's most beautiful women.
Actually it's called"Sebulba" "Sedna" (after the Inuit goddess of the ocean) or something... and is featured here, which is a link to the BBC news site.
Actually it's called
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Saturday, March 13, 2004
Aurora borealis Webcam
posted by mmChronic @ 12:39:00 PM
Watch the Northern Lights via a webcam in Alaska. The site has some stunning archived clips and photo's. The cam is online from 4am to 6pm GMT.
lifted from Milk and Cookies.
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Watch the Northern Lights via a webcam in Alaska. The site has some stunning archived clips and photo's. The cam is online from 4am to 6pm GMT.
lifted from Milk and Cookies.
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And to continue the swearing
posted by mmChronic @ 11:41:00 AM
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I've had to nick another from b3ta newsletter as it has such a good swearing follow up :)
If you've seen the current C4 promos they feature loads of slebs answering questions such as "Where did you lose your virginity?". This one's theme was "What's your favourite swearword?". Apparently this one was for cinema only and has been banned already. Yet I'm sure I've seen this and the only thing I've seen at the flicks recently was School of Rock and it wouldn't have been on then. So have C4 aired it on TV?
If you've seen the current C4 promos they feature loads of slebs answering questions such as "Where did you lose your virginity?". This one's theme was "What's your favourite swearword?". Apparently this one was for cinema only and has been banned already. Yet I'm sure I've seen this and the only thing I've seen at the flicks recently was School of Rock and it wouldn't have been on then. So have C4 aired it on TV?
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Fsck me, this is good...
posted by mmChronic @ 11:34:00 AM
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'Kinka wena' is the new WTF!!?! Yay!
The SwearSaurus is a global version of the profanisaurus. Swear fluently in any language. I'm off to Pottery Bank to practice Albanian.
The SwearSaurus is a global version of the profanisaurus. Swear fluently in any language. I'm off to Pottery Bank to practice Albanian.
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Chain Mail
posted by mmChronic @ 11:15:00 AM
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Had an annoying chain email recently? Reply with this link to a Flash anim which should put them right on the stupidity of chains.
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Cartoon Violence
posted by mmChronic @ 11:02:00 AM
I think we've had this site listed before for it's scenes recreated in an isometric videogame style (check them out if you haven't seen them as they are excellent) but Jon Haddock has added a new section - Cartoon Violence. This is a series of violent scenes drawn in a 1930's cartoon style.
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I think we've had this site listed before for it's scenes recreated in an isometric videogame style (check them out if you haven't seen them as they are excellent) but Jon Haddock has added a new section - Cartoon Violence. This is a series of violent scenes drawn in a 1930's cartoon style.
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Follow up: Chernobyl Bike Ride
posted by mmChronic @ 10:30:00 AM
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The GeoCities site that hosted the Chernobyl Bike Ride story went down fairly quickly but here's a mirror courtesy of the b3ta newsletter.
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Follow up : NUFC vs Mallorca, 1st leg
posted by mmChronic @ 9:05:00 AM
The full match report has now been posted on nufc.com.
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The full match report has now been posted on nufc.com.
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Friday, March 12, 2004
Were you bombed in the war?
posted by Dogs @ 3:54:00 PM
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According to this diary of WWII events in the North East my nice new flat is built on the site of Chirton Council School - which was obliterated by a PM. Anyone know what a PM is?
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Follow up: hax0red forecasts
posted by mmChronic @ 3:42:00 PM
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The screenshots have turned up for the hacked weather service mentioned at the weekend. Yet another prize Bungers owes me.
linkage pilfered from JengaJam.
linkage pilfered from JengaJam.
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I can see our house from here
Ferguson Gets A Pacemaker.
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 3:13:00 PM
Man United have today revealed that Alex Ferguson had a pacemaker fitted last week.
I thought something was up the other night when they got knocked out of the Champions League and he did'nt look his usual angry self.He was way too calm about the defeat especially considering scholes's "offside" goal which never was offside.
I think it may be a suitable time to raise the old joke about a 3-pin plug and Man United and what they have in common.Just tell yourself the joke we all know it.Old gold.
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Man United have today revealed that Alex Ferguson had a pacemaker fitted last week.
I thought something was up the other night when they got knocked out of the Champions League and he did'nt look his usual angry self.He was way too calm about the defeat especially considering scholes's "offside" goal which never was offside.
I think it may be a suitable time to raise the old joke about a 3-pin plug and Man United and what they have in common.Just tell yourself the joke we all know it.Old gold.
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Jesus Museum
posted by mmChronic @ 2:44:00 PM
The Jesus Museum is a catalogue of all the wacky Jesus sites out there. Well probably not all as it hasn't been updated for a while but there is an extensive back catalogue of weird Jesus links to plunder.
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The Jesus Museum is a catalogue of all the wacky Jesus sites out there. Well probably not all as it hasn't been updated for a while but there is an extensive back catalogue of weird Jesus links to plunder.
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Just had to mention...
posted by Dogs @ 2:38:00 PM
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Though I'm sure ILuvNUFC has covered this in detail on his blog - here's NUFC.com. Just so we can remind ourselves of some magical footie moments last night.
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Bungers draws the line - Mar 11, 2004
posted by bungers @ 2:17:00 PM
No Caesarean leads to murder charge. Complete with picture of offender. Reminds me of a certain someone (mmChronic knows who), who has a website, who looked very similar after "dropping one". Can't post link, as it may be traced back to me. Sorry!
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No Caesarean leads to murder charge. Complete with picture of offender. Reminds me of a certain someone (mmChronic knows who), who has a website, who looked very similar after "dropping one". Can't post link, as it may be traced back to me. Sorry!
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Another one for Bungers...
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 2:04:00 PM
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To redress the balance.Clicky here
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The Rasterbator
posted by mmChronic @ 12:01:00 PM
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Turn an image into a huge rasterised version of itself with the Rasterbator. Give it an image, you choose how many pieces of A4 it will cover and the site will produce a PDF document which you can print out and display on the wall. The pictures you end up with remind you of those old ASCII ones but with dots of varying sizes instead of characters.
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The Good Old Naughty Days
posted by mmChronic @ 11:12:00 AM
Some French bloke has put together an old collection of 12 home made pr0n movies (one has dogs in it!) from the early 20th century and released it as a film. SFW.
So is it b00bies or is it art? Yay! Watch it with a clear conscience - it's art as it is in the Grauniad.
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Some French bloke has put together an old collection of 12 home made pr0n movies (one has dogs in it!) from the early 20th century and released it as a film. SFW.
So is it b00bies or is it art? Yay! Watch it with a clear conscience - it's art as it is in the Grauniad.
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EveryHit.com - Searchable UK Chart database.
posted by mmChronic @ 10:33:00 AM
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Find out which artist was at number one in the UK charts on the day you were born.
Looks...
Engelbert bloody Humperdinck! Crawls off in shame.
Looks...
Engelbert bloody Humperdinck! Crawls off in shame.
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Cousins, Age 70 and 85, Die in Pistol Duel
posted by bungers @ 10:06:00 AM
Oh look, it's a lovely new iPod icon! Seeing as we're fast becoming the Interweb's major iPod resource, the management decided we needed another icon for Apple's little thing of loveliness.
Cousins, Age 70 and 85, Die inPistol Lightsaber Duel over water rights in Mexico.
Muchos, mooooooochos!
Also in the news, Dutch courts want to ban people from having "relations" with horses. Bad news for dogs. It's a Yahoo news story, so it's safe for work. No Goatse style traps from me!
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Oh look, it's a lovely new iPod icon! Seeing as we're fast becoming the Interweb's major iPod resource, the management decided we needed another icon for Apple's little thing of loveliness.
Cousins, Age 70 and 85, Die in
Muchos, mooooooochos!
Also in the news, Dutch courts want to ban people from having "relations" with horses. Bad news for dogs. It's a Yahoo news story, so it's safe for work. No Goatse style traps from me!
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Bungers Gag of the Day...
posted by bungers @ 9:45:00 AM
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Good morning, the news:
Leicester's main sponsors, Walkers, have decided to cash in on the publicity of the footy team's recent trip to Spain and are releasing a new range of crisps, which they hope will prove popular. Click here for the new range!
Leicester's main sponsors, Walkers, have decided to cash in on the publicity of the footy team's recent trip to Spain and are releasing a new range of crisps, which they hope will prove popular. Click here for the new range!
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Retro Lego
posted by mmChronic @ 9:28:00 AM
A collection of scanned Lego catalogues from the early 1970's. I remember quite a few of these including the Golden Stud offer.
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A collection of scanned Lego catalogues from the early 1970's. I remember quite a few of these including the Golden Stud offer.
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More Nintendo DS info
posted by mmChronic @ 9:15:00 AM
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The Register is reporting on a leaked document that is supposed to be the tech spec for the DS. Goodies include touch input device (possibly one of the screens), 3D & 802.11 wireless LAN support.
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Thursday, March 11, 2004
The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator
posted by Dogs @ 11:13:00 PM
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Not much else you can say about this apart from I wish it was interactive.
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I like seafood
posted by Dogs @ 11:11:00 PM
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Therefore I shall roast in hell because God hates shrimp
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One for Bungers
posted by Dogs @ 10:44:00 PM
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See if you can convert this woman
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onicmmChray isway away Irrormay eadingray impgay
posted by Dogs @ 10:40:00 PM
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Pig Latinj Translator: does what it says on the can.
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Spong Monkeys: We hate them sperm!
posted by mmChronic @ 6:23:00 PM
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After their success with the Quizno Subs commercial the Spong Monkeys have signed a deal with AmeriSafe to promote female contraceptives. I'm slightly disappointed they could put their name to a product that may cause "profuse, foul smelling or itchy discharge".
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Paris Pops Out.
Second-Hand Subs Turn Into Hot Tubs
posted by bungers @ 4:14:00 PM
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We sell broken submarines to Terrance and Phillip. Treasure hunting has been postponed.
Also, a bloke has been shot in the head during an odd masonic hand shaking thing. Ooops!
Also, a bloke has been shot in the head during an odd masonic hand shaking thing. Ooops!
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British Panoramics Home Page
posted by mmChronic @ 3:49:00 PM
The British Panoramics site has a collection of landscape photo's each with an interesting little footnote. Some of these images are stunning and all can be viewed at a high resolution of 1485 x 494 pixels.
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The British Panoramics site has a collection of landscape photo's each with an interesting little footnote. Some of these images are stunning and all can be viewed at a high resolution of 1485 x 494 pixels.
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Explosions in Madrid
posted by mmChronic @ 3:01:00 PM
Bombs have been set off in Madrid killing at least 173 people. :(
Looks like the Basque separatists are keeping to their promise to escalate their campaign.
On an entirely selfish note the UEFA cup ties have not been cancelled.
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Bombs have been set off in Madrid killing at least 173 people. :(
Looks like the Basque separatists are keeping to their promise to escalate their campaign.
On an entirely selfish note the UEFA cup ties have not been cancelled.
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Janet & Justin in a Barbie stylee
posted by mmChronic @ 2:45:00 PM
Recreate the Janet & Justin Superbowl performance with your very own commemorative dolls.
Or you could just look at paparazzi pictures of both b00bies (NSFW).
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Recreate the Janet & Justin Superbowl performance with your very own commemorative dolls.
Or you could just look at paparazzi pictures of both b00bies (NSFW).
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Going for the poo hat trick
posted by mmChronic @ 2:28:00 PM
How much do your poo breaks cost your employer? Find out with Poo Price. Fill in your salary details, start the timer, go for poo, stop the timer and find out that that poo was worth £4.76 or something.
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How much do your poo breaks cost your employer? Find out with Poo Price. Fill in your salary details, start the timer, go for poo, stop the timer and find out that that poo was worth £4.76 or something.
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Power of Poo...
posted by bungers @ 2:04:00 PM
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Generating power from poo. No, really!
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Heart of poo
posted by mmChronic @ 2:01:00 PM
The ideal present for the one you don't love.
Of course if you are a Guardian reader you may mistake it for this years Turner prize winner.
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The ideal present for the one you don't love.
Of course if you are a Guardian reader you may mistake it for this years Turner prize winner.
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The Random Masturbation Synonym Generator
posted by mmChronic @ 12:58:00 PM
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Tired of spanking your monkey, bashing your bishop & pulling your plonker? Then allow the Random Masturbation Synonym Generator to at least come up with a new name for it.
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Stacey's Mom
posted by mmChronic @ 12:21:00 PM
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More from the PopBitch newsletter - their top 20 predictions include Stacey's Mom. I didn't realise this hadn't been released in this country yet but it is as good an opportunity as any to post a link to the video.
Mini review: song - not bad, video - best ever!
Mini review: song - not bad, video - best ever!
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Coolest advert you'll see all day...
posted by bungers @ 11:40:00 AM
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Saw this on CNN or somewhere the other night. This is the windows media file.
If you go onto the main site the other link is in the bottom right hand corner for the other formats. Enjoy!
If you go onto the main site the other link is in the bottom right hand corner for the other formats. Enjoy!
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Famous Locations
posted by mmChronic @ 11:19:00 AM
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This is a database of famous film locations and the link is for Newcastle. If you fancy a laugh contrast with sundlind.
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iPod Used In Domestic Homicide
posted by bungers @ 11:11:00 AM
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Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he deletes 2000 songs from her iPod.
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Follow Up: MacDonalds
posted by mmChronic @ 11:05:00 AM
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Just in case you really want to know what's in the fat McDonalds salad here's their published ingredient list. Chicken McNuggets contain chicken flavouring which in turn contains natural flavouring from an "animal" source! The mind boggles.
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Gag spot by Bungers Gags Inc.
posted by bungers @ 11:00:00 AM
Q. What's the difference beteen Leicester City and Man Utd?
A. At least Leicester City still have some players in Europe.
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Q. What's the difference beteen Leicester City and Man Utd?
A. At least Leicester City still have some players in Europe.
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Shootout at Blackwater
posted by mmChronic @ 10:57:00 AM
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This is a weapons fair for Special Ops Forces. As you would expect Shootout at Blackwater contains some BFGs. Best bit though would be the video showing the effect a new kind of ammo would have on a joint of beef. (RealMovie)
WARNING: Contains more military hardware specifications than 3 Tom Clancy books.
WARNING: Contains more military hardware specifications than 3 Tom Clancy books.
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Wednesday, March 10, 2004
Follow up : Bowling for Columbine
posted by bungers @ 9:22:00 PM
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<---Same drill. Squint, forget the telescope, and imagine a baseball cap on his head.
Just a little more follow up from mmChronic's posting the other day about Michael Moore's film Bowling for Columbine. This is a "Teacher's Guide" which looks like it's full of interesting stuff. I just started reading "Stupid White Men" tonight, so I'll be posting a full review here soon! Actually, the reason I was snooping around the site was because he says that there's a load of stuff he couldn't publish in the British edition because of UK censorship. But you can jump on the good ol' intraweb and read it anyway. Hmmmm...
All well and good, but if it doesn't have a big friggin' hyperlink that says BRITS CLICK HERE it ain't no good for me Mikey!! ;)
Anyways, it all takes us rather handily (full circle) back to more comments earlier this week about the Americanisation of our country, and the bastardisation of our language. Here's the rather fabbo film link again from earlier. Watch it!
Just a little more follow up from mmChronic's posting the other day about Michael Moore's film Bowling for Columbine. This is a "Teacher's Guide" which looks like it's full of interesting stuff. I just started reading "Stupid White Men" tonight, so I'll be posting a full review here soon! Actually, the reason I was snooping around the site was because he says that there's a load of stuff he couldn't publish in the British edition because of UK censorship. But you can jump on the good ol' intraweb and read it anyway. Hmmmm...
All well and good, but if it doesn't have a big friggin' hyperlink that says BRITS CLICK HERE it ain't no good for me Mikey!! ;)
Anyways, it all takes us rather handily (full circle) back to more comments earlier this week about the Americanisation of our country, and the bastardisation of our language. Here's the rather fabbo film link again from earlier. Watch it!
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Follow up : Spam
Latest private email to be made public
posted by mmChronic @ 1:11:00 PM
Oops! A London woman, Sharon Dyson, has sent an intimate email to lots of her boyfriend's colleagues. And of course it was then emailed to everyone they knew ad infinitum.
Not quite as rude as the last few it is still quite amusing.
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Oops! A London woman, Sharon Dyson, has sent an intimate email to lots of her boyfriend's colleagues. And of course it was then emailed to everyone they knew ad infinitum.
Not quite as rude as the last few it is still quite amusing.
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Casual Hotel 53x Encounters
posted by bungers @ 1:03:00 PM
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Angelina Jolie's Casual Hotel Sex Encounters.
Not actually as sordid as it could've been, but then again, I wasn't involved this time.
It's not news, it's NewLinks...
Not actually as sordid as it could've been, but then again, I wasn't involved this time.
It's not news, it's NewLinks...
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Hacking with Google - a primer
posted by mmChronic @ 12:18:00 PM
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The Register has a good read on using Google as a hack tool - nothing new but a nice round up. It also features a link to googledorks - people who have been revealed as idiots via Google searches.
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Anti-Hippie Action League
posted by mmChronic @ 11:42:00 AM
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The Anti-Hippie Action League have pledged to wipe out long hairs from the world. And they've named Hippy Tony as Public Enemy No. 1.
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Ultimate revenge
posted by mmChronic @ 11:31:00 AM
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So you meet your girlfriend for lunch but she dumps you and tells you she is now dating your boss. What do you do? This video may give you an idea. Contains some swearing.
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Paint Your Pussy
posted by mmChronic @ 11:13:00 AM
Why Paint Cats is a book about painting cats. Not painting pictures of cats but actually painting cats! There's a bit of angry email on the website too. I was sure this was a spoof but there's the page from the publisher and here it is on Amazon. I'm off to buy some spray cans.
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Why Paint Cats is a book about painting cats. Not painting pictures of cats but actually painting cats! There's a bit of angry email on the website too. I was sure this was a spoof but there's the page from the publisher and here it is on Amazon. I'm off to buy some spray cans.
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Welsh bandits being hunted again
posted by mmChronic @ 10:49:00 AM
Remember all the house burnings in Wales in the eighties? Apparently they have never been solved! But the investigation is being reopened after the advent of better DNA tools and allegations of police support for the arsonists at the time.
We went camping in Snowdonia last summer (and can highly recommend the ice cream shop in Beddgelert!) and lots of the bilingual (English and throat clearing exercises) had the English portion painted out. Stupid twunts. Without tourists, English or otherwise, Wales would have nowt except choirs and nervous sheep. The whole economy as far as I could see seemed to be built on tourism so it seems a particularly silly way to go.
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"Come home to a real fire - buy a cottage in Wales"
Remember all the house burnings in Wales in the eighties? Apparently they have never been solved! But the investigation is being reopened after the advent of better DNA tools and allegations of police support for the arsonists at the time.
We went camping in Snowdonia last summer (and can highly recommend the ice cream shop in Beddgelert!) and lots of the bilingual (English and throat clearing exercises) had the English portion painted out. Stupid twunts. Without tourists, English or otherwise, Wales would have nowt except choirs and nervous sheep. The whole economy as far as I could see seemed to be built on tourism so it seems a particularly silly way to go.
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Apple Bong
posted by mmChronic @ 10:26:00 AM
No, not the latest Apple lifestyle accessory - that would be an iBong.
It's how Charlize Theron celebrated her Oscar win. Now that's what I like to see - role models promoting fruit usage.
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No, not the latest Apple lifestyle accessory - that would be an iBong.
It's how Charlize Theron celebrated her Oscar win. Now that's what I like to see - role models promoting fruit usage.
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Web 'copycats' ripping sites
posted by mmChronic @ 9:47:00 AM
Contrast this site with this one. The second site is a rip of the first one. The second site specialises in ripping off other car sites content - design, editorial and all. They then stick it on a server in Taiwan and host their own adverts. Cheeky gits!
This page here has some more background including the story of the UK car site that got ripped first. Actually ILuvNufc jr. will love that site so linkage here.
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Contrast this site with this one. The second site is a rip of the first one. The second site specialises in ripping off other car sites content - design, editorial and all. They then stick it on a server in Taiwan and host their own adverts. Cheeky gits!
This page here has some more background including the story of the UK car site that got ripped first. Actually ILuvNufc jr. will love that site so linkage here.
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Anglican leader praises "blasphemous" author
posted by bungers @ 9:24:00 AM
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Morning! Here is the news...
Bloke from Church says some interesting stuff about Philip Pulman's Trilogy. Oh, and btw... if you haven't read them do. They rock. (Sorry, it's very early, and my creative writing chip is still booting up!)
Bloke from Church says some interesting stuff about Philip Pulman's Trilogy. Oh, and btw... if you haven't read them do. They rock. (Sorry, it's very early, and my creative writing chip is still booting up!)
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Tuesday, March 09, 2004
New icon loveliness for the competition!
posted by bungers @ 5:49:00 PM
Here's a lovely icon that I did this afternoon. It can be used for all manner of things!
We'll be using one of those as our "problem of the day" tomorrow!
EDIT : Hey! That Star Wars shizzle is really good, in a nerdy/geeky way! I wonder if anyone will spot the spelling error at the start!
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Here's a lovely icon that I did this afternoon. It can be used for all manner of things!
- iPod stories. Obviously. (click to register for iPod mini release stuff)
- Star Wars stuff. Cause it's a bit like Darth Vader.
- Or, you could always refresh your memory to see just how cruel the B45+4RD OPERATOR FROM H377 is!
We'll be using one of those as our "problem of the day" tomorrow!
EDIT : Hey! That Star Wars shizzle is really good, in a nerdy/geeky way! I wonder if anyone will spot the spelling error at the start!
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The Museum Of Bad Art (MOBA)
8 Queens Of Death
posted by mmChronic @ 4:50:00 PM
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Little puzzle for you all - place 8 queens on a chess board. The catch? They must all be placed in a position where they can't be taken by another one.
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Crack or Craic...
posted by bungers @ 3:43:00 PM
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This is the only thing I think of, apart from f4nn135 when I think of Crack.
Maybe someone should send some to Keith to cheer him up!
EDIT : One of my ex's was on the front cover of "The Crack" once... (look at all the interesting local facts today!!!)
Maybe someone should send some to Keith to cheer him up!
EDIT : One of my ex's was on the front cover of "The Crack" once... (look at all the interesting local facts today!!!)
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Xbox: Steel Battalion: Line of Contact review
posted by mmChronic @ 3:14:00 PM
ign have reviewed Xbox: Steel Battalion: Line of Contact and liked it.
It is very expensive to play - as well as the oversized controller you will probably need to be wearing these too.
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ign have reviewed Xbox: Steel Battalion: Line of Contact and liked it.
It is very expensive to play - as well as the oversized controller you will probably need to be wearing these too.
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More Toon news...
posted by bungers @ 2:27:00 PM
Confirmation has now been received that BBC3 will be offering live coverage of both of our forthcoming UEFA Cup ties against Real Mallorca, on March 11th & 25th.
Coverage of the home game gets underway at 7.30pm this Thursday.
Only applicable if you don't intend to make any noise, so that the real fans can get in. Stay at home you suits!!
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Confirmation has now been received that BBC3 will be offering live coverage of both of our forthcoming UEFA Cup ties against Real Mallorca, on March 11th & 25th.
Coverage of the home game gets underway at 7.30pm this Thursday.
Only applicable if you don't intend to make any noise, so that the real fans can get in. Stay at home you suits!!
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Choose the McDonalds healthy option...
posted by mmChronic @ 2:16:00 PM
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...and eat even more fat than you do in one of their fat soaked, salt laden, chemically enhanced, mechanically recovered beef burgers. Oh dear. I'll stick to Burker King then - same level of unhealthiness but with that yummy flamegrilled taste.
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Dirty paper
posted by mmChronic @ 1:46:00 PM
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The latest in a long line of origami posts on New Links this one is definitely the strangest of the lot - origami pr0n! NSFW even if it is just folded paper.
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I've been told to spread the word!
posted by bungers @ 1:44:00 PM
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So please bring-back-the-noise to Fortress St. James's Park.
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Painless Tattoos
posted by mmChronic @ 1:38:00 PM
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Too much of a wuss to have real tattoos done? Then buy some Original Tattoo'd Clothing "the ONLY clothing that gives you the realistic illusion of tattoos".
I wonder if they do bandananas and neckerchiefs so you can go for that tattooed forehead and throat look?
I wonder if they do bandananas and neckerchiefs so you can go for that tattooed forehead and throat look?
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Monkey Pops
Britney Spears guide to Semiconductor Physics
posted by bungers @ 12:59:00 PM
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In the words of Sir Michael Caine, "not a lot of people know that" Britney Spears has published a guide to Semiconductor Physics: Edge Emitting Lasers and VCSELs.
Go figure. Still can't find a picture of the Alan Parson's Project...
Go figure. Still can't find a picture of the Alan Parson's Project...
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Tory MP wants to arm the Young Conservatives
posted by mmChronic @ 12:44:00 PM
Tory MP and Shadow Cabinet member Patrick Mercer has called for children in rural areas to be taught how to handle guns. I guess this represents the Conservatives best chance of getting back into power - an armed insurrection from a Country Tory Youth movement.
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Tory MP and Shadow Cabinet member Patrick Mercer has called for children in rural areas to be taught how to handle guns. I guess this represents the Conservatives best chance of getting back into power - an armed insurrection from a Country Tory Youth movement.
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Throw away those sticky printable CD/DVD labels...
posted by mmChronic @ 12:28:00 PM
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...and buy an HP LightScribe drive which burns a label on the disc with it's laser.
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Computer addict dies at screen
posted by mmChronic @ 12:21:00 PM
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A man in his thirties collapsed and died after a 20 hour online game playing session! See - video games are bad for you!
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Dear Abby
posted by mmChronic @ 12:16:00 PM
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I have an idiot husband,
MrsSimpson Stuck.
Abby Rhodes, a newspaper advice columnist, answered a letter in her column. It wasn't until the column was submitted to the editor that it was noticed it was in fact a Simpsons episode.
Mrs
Abby Rhodes, a newspaper advice columnist, answered a letter in her column. It wasn't until the column was submitted to the editor that it was noticed it was in fact a Simpsons episode.
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Use an iPod to extend a digicam's memory
posted by mmChronic @ 12:07:00 PM
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Belkin have released a media reader for the iPod which allows you to dump images from your camera onto your iPod via FireWire.
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Pirate/Ninja follow up
posted by bungers @ 11:53:00 AM
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Everyone knows that there's only one thing that can beat pirates... and that's Ninja's. I sense a game of Ninja/Pirate/Samurai, where Ninja flips out on Pirate, Samurai beheads Ninja, and Pirate cutlasses Samurai... better than "paper wraps stone" anyways...!
Maybe the Ninja's can come and kick MyDoom off our server! The defences have been breached! Yaaar!!
btw... Thanks to fark's JarJef for the image...
Maybe the Ninja's can come and kick MyDoom off our server! The defences have been breached! Yaaar!!
btw... Thanks to fark's JarJef for the image...
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Ninja Burger
posted by mmChronic @ 11:07:00 AM
Say goodbye to burger flipping and say hello to burgers flipping out - Ninja Burger will deliver your burger stealthily, speedily and secretly within 30 minutes or commit seppuku on your doorstep.
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Say goodbye to burger flipping and say hello to burgers flipping out - Ninja Burger will deliver your burger stealthily, speedily and secretly within 30 minutes or commit seppuku on your doorstep.
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Making Fiends
posted by mmChronic @ 10:44:00 AM
Making Fiends is a cartoon (8 episodes so far) about a nasty girl called Vendetta and the attempts of the new girl in school to make friends with her. Has a monkey in Episode 2. Yay!
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Making Fiends is a cartoon (8 episodes so far) about a nasty girl called Vendetta and the attempts of the new girl in school to make friends with her. Has a monkey in Episode 2. Yay!
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Ninja Lawyers
posted by mmChronic @ 10:13:00 AM
The Charlie Brown/Hey Ya parody piece is no more :(
United Media's lawyers have been chasing websites hosting it and forcing them to take it offline. I'm off to watch a local copy.
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The Charlie Brown/Hey Ya parody piece is no more :(
United Media's lawyers have been chasing websites hosting it and forcing them to take it offline. I'm off to watch a local copy.
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Rock news!
posted by bungers @ 9:31:00 AM
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Dunno what the h377 it says, but it's a good picture...
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Monday, March 08, 2004
Australian GP - Follow up...
posted by bungers @ 8:02:00 PM
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Did some one mention motor racing...? Screw that!
It's the return of Yahoo's Babes at the Australian GP photo gallery!! w00+!!!
It's the return of Yahoo's Babes at the Australian GP photo gallery!! w00+!!!
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INVEST JAPAN !
posted by bungers @ 7:55:00 PM
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Banzai style TV ad featuring the Japanese Prime Minister
INVEST JAPAN !
Ooops! Hold on, he's crazy serious!!
INVEST JAPAN !
Ooops! Hold on, he's crazy serious!!
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I'll be back!
posted by bungers @ 3:31:00 PM
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Every year, the Governator attends the 'Fitness International' Competition. And he always says he'll be there next year, and "every year he keeps his word".
Make sure you "stick around" for more Quality Arnold Linkage™...
Make sure you "stick around" for more Quality Arnold Linkage™...
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She's got legs, and knows how to use them!
posted by bungers @ 3:12:00 PM
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It's not quite a loader out of Aliens, but it's getting there! Here's some sort of 2004 powersuit thing.
Again, something useful for mmChronic to help him get around when his muscles finally atrophy...
Again, something useful for mmChronic to help him get around when his muscles finally atrophy...
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SounderCover...
posted by bungers @ 1:14:00 PM
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Genius sounds you can play back over any mobile phone call to make it sound like you're at the dentists, in a traffic jam etc.
Do you want to know more?
Do you want to know more?
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Google Page Wank Featuwes
posted by mmChronic @ 11:28:00 AM
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As you all know you can get Google in loads of international flavours e.g. English, French, Chinese etc. What you may not know is one of those flavours is Elmer Fudd which is handy if you are wooking for wabbits. But the very best bit is this - check out the 'Seawch Diwectowy' section for info on Google's 'patent-pending PageWank technowogy'. Snigger.
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mmmmm Beer
posted by mmChronic @ 11:06:00 AM
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Be like Homer and buy some Duff Beer. Mind you it's more expensive than the reassuringly expensive Stella - he wants a starting bid of £800! Hang on - his location is Leeds. You are a LUFC administrator AICMFP.
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Trip of a lifetime
posted by mmChronic @ 10:53:00 AM
Not that you actually go anywhere - but you can see 5 worlds at once. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are all due to be visible to the naked eye at the same time later this month (March 22nd - 31st). The site linked to has sky maps to locate them.
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Not that you actually go anywhere - but you can see 5 worlds at once. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Saturn and Jupiter are all due to be visible to the naked eye at the same time later this month (March 22nd - 31st). The site linked to has sky maps to locate them.
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More Jamie Cullen stuff...
posted by bungers @ 10:27:00 AM
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As we're top Google resource on Jamie Cullen songs, I thought y'all might like to know that Frontin', the live lounge cover of Pharrell Williams choon is released today as a single.
Here be Jamie's Site
Maybe he'll send us a signed CD for all the traffic we're sending him, and we can have it as a Bunger's Competition prize!
Radio One seemed to have pulled the real audio file, but you can listen to it on his site, or rush down to your local music store and buy it!
Here be Jamie's Site
Maybe he'll send us a signed CD for all the traffic we're sending him, and we can have it as a Bunger's Competition prize!
Radio One seemed to have pulled the real audio file, but you can listen to it on his site, or rush down to your local music store and buy it!
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Ian's Shoelace Site
posted by mmChronic @ 10:18:00 AM
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Still having trouble with your laces? Then let the Ian the shoelace expert sort you out.
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Stick Page
posted by mmChronic @ 10:12:00 AM
The Stick Page seems to have every stickman animation and game going. So that's definitely more stickmen than you can shake a stick at.
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The Stick Page seems to have every stickman animation and game going. So that's definitely more stickmen than you can shake a stick at.
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Sunday, March 07, 2004
All your forecasts are belong to us
posted by mmChronic @ 10:45:00 AM
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North Carolina students exploited a web app for reporting local business closures, the text of which is overlaid on weather forecasts. One student found that you could sign up with a fake ID, post anything and get it on TV.
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30 Second Theatre
posted by mmChronic @ 10:25:00 AM
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In the never ending quest to find quicker ways of doing things we've already had Movie-a-Minute. Now you can get films down to half that with the help of 30 Second Theatre. Here's The Exorcist & Apocalypse Now. Oh yes, almost forgot - with added bunny goodness!
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SenseCam
posted by mmChronic @ 10:03:00 AM
After their advice for the decrepit, it seems Microsoft are doing even more for those failing in their mental faculties.
I like the sound of automatic blog generation - it could take pictures of all the sites I visit and you can work out the links from the tiny text in the address bar in the screenshot. Sweet - no typing for me, headaches for you.
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After their advice for the decrepit, it seems Microsoft are doing even more for those failing in their mental faculties.
SenseCam is a badge-sized wearable camera that captures up to 2000 VGA images per day. In addition, sensor data such as movement, light level and temperature is recorded. This is similar to an aircraft "Black Box" accident recorder but miniaturised for the human body. It could help with memory recall, e.g. where did I leave my spectacles or keys? who did I meet last week? by doing a "rewind" of the days events. If a person has an accident, the events and images leading up to this will be recorded, and these could be useful to health workers. It could also be used for automatic blog generation.
I like the sound of automatic blog generation - it could take pictures of all the sites I visit and you can work out the links from the tiny text in the address bar in the screenshot. Sweet - no typing for me, headaches for you.
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Pingu - the final word?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:51:00 AM
This page is a potted history of the Pingu game that was sweeping the net a few weeks ago. It has details about lots of versions and, even better, links to all the games themselves.
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This page is a potted history of the Pingu game that was sweeping the net a few weeks ago. It has details about lots of versions and, even better, links to all the games themselves.
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FBI guide to concealable weapons
posted by mmChronic @ 9:46:00 AM
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Here is the FBI guide for spotting knives disguised as crosses, bullets, pens and much, much more. PDF format.
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Saturday, March 06, 2004
One for dogs brother, Dave
posted by mmChronic @ 9:06:00 PM
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Three-headed frog picture action.
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Online IP-Tools @ msv.dk
posted by mmChronic @ 8:26:00 PM
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And in a not entirely unrelated post to the last one I nominate msv.dk as New Links' online IP toolset of choice.
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Identity crisis...
posted by mmChronic @ 8:19:00 PM
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It seems Bungers is not the only with identity crisis issues. Step forward ILuvNufc - or mary (his/her capitalisation - not mine!) as he/she likes to post messages as...
Back of the net!
Back of the net!
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Dead link revisited
posted by Dogs @ 5:07:00 PM
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The Georgina posting is working now - and darn scary it is too.
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Oooh baby
Odd Links
posted by Dogs @ 11:47:00 AM
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What's happening? Noticed this the other day. I seem to have loads of links that I know I haven't clicked but they look like they have been clicked i.e. they've gone purple.
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Educational
posted by Dogs @ 10:50:00 AM
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Last night I took the bladdered challenge for real - got a vip pass at Tiger Tiger with my brother who DJs there. Stared at totty all night then bought a burger. The whole experience cost approx £58. This simulation is much cheaper and comes without the hangover.
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Jacko revisited?
posted by Dogs @ 10:40:00 AM
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I can't remember if we posted this before but worth another look at Jacko's morph
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Anyone fancy a game of...
Want to see my pole fnar fnar
posted by Dogs @ 10:27:00 AM
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Just need to find some totty before buying one of these. Though I imagine Bungers would be happy to use it on his own.
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Friday, March 05, 2004
Protect and Survive
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 7:20:00 PM
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Reading the duck and cover story made remember a site i seen a while ago. Protect and Survive
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World66
posted by mmChronic @ 12:41:00 PM
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World 66 is another of those travel guide sites you contribute articles to. Again there is no Newcastle article - I predict a busy weekend for Bungers.
It has however got a page on SWINDON (their capitals not mine) - WTF is there to see in Swindon? The Magic Roundabout? Mark Lamarr's old house?
It has however got a page on SWINDON (their capitals not mine) - WTF is there to see in Swindon? The Magic Roundabout? Mark Lamarr's old house?
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Duck and Cover
posted by mmChronic @ 12:18:00 PM
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So what should you do when your local nuclear power plant goes into meltdown? I'm not sure but maybe some of these cold war American Civil Defence warnings may be useful.
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Bike Tour of Russia
posted by mmChronic @ 12:13:00 PM
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That sound's nice. Where exactly? The Chernobyl 'dead zone'!
This is a journal of a Russian girl who takes her 1100cc bike on an extended ride through the 'dead zone'. There are some very spooky pictures - it looks almost as bad as sundlind!
This is a journal of a Russian girl who takes her 1100cc bike on an extended ride through the 'dead zone'. There are some very spooky pictures - it looks almost as bad as sundlind!
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Video Game Alphabet Game(s)
posted by mmChronic @ 12:03:00 PM
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After the Movie Alphabet Game yesterday here's a one more in line with the tastes of the posters on here - the Video Game Alphabet Game and it's sequel.
I've also added the host site, Shack News, to the Linkage panel to the left as it's quite a nice video gaming site.
I've also added the host site, Shack News, to the Linkage panel to the left as it's quite a nice video gaming site.
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That'll be because I'm a dirty little slut...
posted by bungers @ 12:01:00 PM
Today, I'll mostly be compiling a Paris Hilton image boutique...
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Today, I'll mostly be compiling a Paris Hilton image boutique...
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Bungers would nail it...
posted by mmChronic @ 11:48:00 AM
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Georgina is a vision or erm... blonde monkeyness after undergoing her transformation at the Virtual Feminization Clinic.
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More on XBox 2
posted by mmChronic @ 11:29:00 AM
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The rumours of no hard drive in the next XBox have been all but confirmed after comments by the CEO of M-Systems (the flash memory company MS signed a deal with).
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b3ta.com
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 9:40:00 AM
Lots of funny pics from a local contributor to b3ta to get you in the friday mood.If your a regular you may have seen a few of these but they are worth another look.
We could use a "local" icon,boss.Something like one of our bridges or something....
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Lots of funny pics from a local contributor to b3ta to get you in the friday mood.If your a regular you may have seen a few of these but they are worth another look.
We could use a "local" icon,boss.Something like one of our bridges or something....
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Chopping Block
posted by mmChronic @ 9:34:00 AM
What do you get if you cross Far Side with Jason? You get Chopping Block - a serial killer cartoon with very dry & dark humour.
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What do you get if you cross Far Side with Jason? You get Chopping Block - a serial killer cartoon with very dry & dark humour.
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Thursday, March 04, 2004
Wacko Challenge
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 11:03:00 PM
Here is my entry www.mjisguilty - Michael Jackson is GUILTY!
The site has lots of things to do including this movie which has a few new ideas why he turned white.
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Here is my entry www.mjisguilty - Michael Jackson is GUILTY!
The site has lots of things to do including this movie which has a few new ideas why he turned white.
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Wikitravel
posted by mmChronic @ 10:54:00 PM
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Wikitravel is a travel guide that you can contribute to. Bungers can check out Brazil before he goes. The Newcastle page needs writing. Go on, you know you want to.
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The history of Wacko's face
posted by mmChronic @ 10:02:00 PM
Here's my entry for Dogs' Wacko web stuff challenge. It's an oldie but a goldie - it's the history of Michael Jackson's face.
And killing 2 birds with 1 stone here's my icon entry for Bungers' icon challenge. Now that's efficient challenge entering.
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Here's my entry for Dogs' Wacko web stuff challenge. It's an oldie but a goldie - it's the history of Michael Jackson's face.
And killing 2 birds with 1 stone here's my icon entry for Bungers' icon challenge. Now that's efficient challenge entering.
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WTF????
posted by Dogs @ 7:28:00 PM
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Must congratulate ILuvNUFC on his blogspot. A bit like NewLinks but with added Toon goodness.
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Buy one for your granny
posted by Dogs @ 7:20:00 PM
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You'll all be wanting one of these.
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Sad. But I like
posted by Dogs @ 7:12:00 PM
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Another proposal. Find room for this this alongside our daily star pic. By the way I think today's Daily Star girly looks like my ex. Slightly NSFW
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Compo time
posted by Dogs @ 7:09:00 PM
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I propose a compo to find the weirdest Wacko Jacko cr4p on the web. And here's my first entry.
Any chance of a wacko icon? Or is that too disturbing?
Any chance of a wacko icon? Or is that too disturbing?
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Hippy Tony Is...
St Patrick's Day
posted by mmChronic @ 4:53:00 PM
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What's this all about then? Tyne and Wear Metro, Metro Radio, Newcastle Racecourse and of course Guinness have arranged a free pint of Guinness to celebrate St Patrick's Day. All well and good but I don't recall the ENGLISH, publicly funded Tyne and Wear Metro doing something for St Georges Day who is after all the patron saint of the country whose taxes go towards paying TWM's running costs? Pah - inverse racialists.
They'd be better off spending money on spell checkers - "charactature artists"?
So now that English public bodies are helping to organise drinks for other countries special days can we expect Kronenbourg 1664 for Bastille Day and Budweiser for Independence Day to be provided by the Discovery Museum or someone?
They'd be better off spending money on spell checkers - "charactature artists"?
So now that English public bodies are helping to organise drinks for other countries special days can we expect Kronenbourg 1664 for Bastille Day and Budweiser for Independence Day to be provided by the Discovery Museum or someone?
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Steak and BJ Day
posted by mmChronic @ 3:53:00 PM
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March 14th is being proposed as the first Steak and BJ Day - the man's answer to St. Valentine's Day. NSFW.
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Jay-Z Construction Set
posted by mmChronic @ 3:23:00 PM
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After all the fuss over the Grey Album how do you fancy creating a new mix of the Black Album? The Jay-Z Construction Set allows you to do exactly that. Tons of samples, images, tips on mixing and more background on Grey Tuesday. It's currently available via the bitTorrent network.
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I like Calvin and Hobbes...
posted by bungers @ 3:20:00 PM
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...but I love Paris Hilton.
And I've just found out why. She says...
"Never drink diet coke. Diet coke is for fat people"
Yay Paris! Thank God for people who tell it like it is! I love you Paris, marry me and we can have a little Newcastle Hilton!!
Or maybe she's just a female version of my shallow, slutty little self... ;)
And I've just found out why. She says...
"Never drink diet coke. Diet coke is for fat people"
Yay Paris! Thank God for people who tell it like it is! I love you Paris, marry me and we can have a little Newcastle Hilton!!
Or maybe she's just a female version of my shallow, slutty little self... ;)
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Follow up: Calvin and Hobbes
posted by mmChronic @ 2:58:00 PM
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If you like Calvin & Hobbes here's a searchable database of every strip ever.
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Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery
posted by bungers @ 2:51:00 PM
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Because all the snow has nearly gone, here's a look back at last weekend's snowman building fun.
It's a Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery.
The heating's gone off in our building too. Bugger.
Thanks to bifurcated rivets for that one...
It's a Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery.
The heating's gone off in our building too. Bugger.
Thanks to bifurcated rivets for that one...
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A nation (and Bungers) mourns
Movie Alphabet Game
posted by mmChronic @ 2:15:00 PM
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This quiz features the letters of the alphabet taken from the logos of various films - you have to identify the film.
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We got Mallorca
More cool shiznit...
posted by bungers @ 1:10:00 PM
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...than you can shake a stick at this afternoon!
Here's a fire extinguisher that uses shockwaves and steam at three times the speed of sound.
Do you want to know more?
It was developed from a speed boat engine too! I want one!!
Here's a fire extinguisher that uses shockwaves and steam at three times the speed of sound.
Do you want to know more?
It was developed from a speed boat engine too! I want one!!
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9 Premier League players arrested in Spain
posted by mmChronic @ 12:49:00 PM
Very little detail here as yet except to say it's not us being accused of anything for a change. Which is nice.
Of course the fact that it is Leicester means there is more than a fair chance of ex-Mags being involved.
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Very little detail here as yet except to say it's not us being accused of anything for a change. Which is nice.
Of course the fact that it is Leicester means there is more than a fair chance of ex-Mags being involved.
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Robo-talk helps pocket translator
posted by mmChronic @ 11:54:00 AM
A robot called Papero is going to help translate things for foreign tourists in Japanese airports.
Can't wait for the first hack to do this.
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A robot called Papero is going to help translate things for foreign tourists in Japanese airports.
Can't wait for the first hack to do this.
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engadget - for all your 'ooh shiny' needs
posted by mmChronic @ 11:33:00 AM
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This site should come with a drip tray for your desk to catch the drool. engadget (their non capitalisation not mine!) is a gadget blog - news and reviews of more cool tech toys than you can shake a erm... memory stick at.
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World Subways
posted by mmChronic @ 11:21:00 AM
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This site features maps of subway systems from around the world all drawn to the same scale. Perfect for settling those "my local rapid transit system is bigger than yours" type arguments.
The Newcastle Metro isn't on here - yet. They're still waiting for Bungers to send in one of his famed pictures.
The Newcastle Metro isn't on here - yet. They're still waiting for Bungers to send in one of his famed pictures.
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Tom Volk's Fungus of the Month for March 2004
posted by bungers @ 10:35:00 AM
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Tom presents Spinellus fusiger, a zygomycete parasite of other fungi, in honor of Albert Einstein's 125th Birthday, March 14, 1879.
Patrick's just there because if you squint your eyes and ignore the telescope it might be confused for an Albert icon...
"It's a schooner!!"
Patrick's just there because if you squint your eyes and ignore the telescope it might be confused for an Albert icon...
"It's a schooner!!"
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Biblical Marriage
posted by mmChronic @ 10:23:00 AM
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We all know Prez George wants marriages to be biblical, God fearing affairs - none of this gayers getting married stuff for him. Maybe he isn't a total loon after all as taking the Bible literally on marriages has a few advantages. Concubines anyone?
If you want to know what the actual bible references (eg Gen 29:17-28) erm.. refer to check out John 3:16 Ministries for all your bible searching needs.
If you want to know what the actual bible references (eg Gen 29:17-28) erm.. refer to check out John 3:16 Ministries for all your bible searching needs.
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Check out the headline...
posted by bungers @ 10:06:00 AM
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Stan's been at it in Norway too it seems. uefa match report from last night
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water
posted by mmChronic @ 9:57:00 AM
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This one is guaranteed to give the Blyth hacker nightmares for the rest of his life. It's a page full of pictures of very strange marine life.
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Bob the Ball
posted by mmChronic @ 9:36:00 AM
Bob the Ball is an animation in the style of a childrens book - with the addition of Nazi pirates, swearing, tramps, ninja stars, gore & delusional junkies.
Features a hidden scene too. I don't know if this is it but if you watch the whole anim a play again screen comes up. If you touch nowt you get a scene involving... you'll just have to watch it to find out!
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Bob the Ball is an animation in the style of a childrens book - with the addition of Nazi pirates, swearing, tramps, ninja stars, gore & delusional junkies.
Features a hidden scene too. I don't know if this is it but if you watch the whole anim a play again screen comes up. If you touch nowt you get a scene involving... you'll just have to watch it to find out!
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The Singhsons
posted by mmChronic @ 9:23:00 AM
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This is an excellent spoof of the Simpsons intros from an Indian website called Badmash.
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Follow Up: UEFA Cup
posted by mmChronic @ 9:10:00 AM
Just found details of the pots the groups are to be divided in. Seeded teams in our pot are:-
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Just found details of the pots the groups are to be divided in. Seeded teams in our pot are:-
Barca, Valencia, Mallorca, Bordeaux
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UEFA Cup 4th round draw
posted by mmChronic @ 9:02:00 AM
W00t! NUFC are through to the 4th round of the UEFA cup. After the first half last night I thought we wouldn't make it - Valarenga played like they did in the second half of the first leg and were all over us. We just weren't in it apart from being gifted a goal by a totally cack decision from the linesman assistant referee. Bobby obviously beat them with big fsckoff sticks at half time as we came out much better. I was mystified at why Bellas had been taken off (unless it was due to injury from the constant hacking off that Hagen gimp - I was fully expecting to see him laid out by Al but it didn't happen - bah!) but I'm glad he was as Ameobi was excellent - 2 goals and some lush touches and turns. Still think he's shiat Dogs? Goals in Champions League, UEFA Cup & Premier League say different. :)
Anyhoo the draw is at 1pm GMT today. I will post a link to the live draw Flash gizmo UEFA usually do when I can find it but for now you'll have to be satisfied with this. It's a list of the seeded and unseeded teams. They are supposed to be divided into 2 pots of 4 seeded and 4 unseeded but there are no details of the division as yet. We aren't seeded (which I knew) but neither are Celtic - which means we can't meet them in the next round. We get to play one of the following:-
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W00t! NUFC are through to the 4th round of the UEFA cup. After the first half last night I thought we wouldn't make it - Valarenga played like they did in the second half of the first leg and were all over us. We just weren't in it apart from being gifted a goal by a totally cack decision from the Anyhoo the draw is at 1pm GMT today. I will post a link to the live draw Flash gizmo UEFA usually do when I can find it but for now you'll have to be satisfied with this. It's a list of the seeded and unseeded teams. They are supposed to be divided into 2 pots of 4 seeded and 4 unseeded but there are no details of the division as yet. We aren't seeded (which I knew) but neither are Celtic - which means we can't meet them in the next round. We get to play one of the following:-
If we play as badly as we have recently then we are out next round - however we seem to do OK against bigger teams (/remembers wonderful night in Milan last year!) so bring them on! :)
Barca, Valencia, Liverpool, Inter, Roma, Mallorca, Bordeaux, PSV
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Wednesday, March 03, 2004
Coolest thing today...
posted by bungers @ 9:18:00 PM
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15" tall walking talking robot, controlled by mobile phone and voice commands.
Do you want to know more??
Start saving now....
Do you want to know more??
Start saving now....
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Mrs Iluvnufc.
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 7:09:00 PM
You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Speaking of Schroeder
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You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Speaking of Schroeder
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The Accidental Video Game Pr0n Archive
posted by mmChronic @ 6:45:00 PM
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These are all screens shots from games that look rude. They are supposed to be accidental but with some of them you just have to wonder.
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I appear to be...
posted by Dogs @ 5:13:00 PM
You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Which peanuts character are you?
Who the effin ell is he?
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You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Which peanuts character are you?
Who the effin ell is he?
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Exploring Time Gallery Display.
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 5:08:00 PM
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See the effects of 69 years on a woman's face.Watch her age from a young child to old lady in a few seconds-Quicktime needed.
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Otogi 2
posted by bungers @ 4:39:00 PM
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I might buy an x-box to play this...
Do you want to know more?
Because there's still no sign of Sudeki...
Do you want to know more?
Because there's still no sign of Sudeki...
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Peeping Tom Ads Banned
posted by bungers @ 3:50:00 PM
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It causes me offence that someone banned these Ads!!
Elle Macpherson goes top of Google's most searched for list...
Prize for anyone who can find a picture of the alledged "indecent act".
That'll be a prize for me!! w00+!! A new iPod...?? Marvellous!
Elle Macpherson goes top of Google's most searched for list...
Prize for anyone who can find a picture of the alledged "indecent act".
That'll be a prize for me!! w00+!! A new iPod...?? Marvellous!
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thanks fark!
Re-run
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 1:05:00 PM
You are Rerun!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
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I'm the one who nobody ever knew the name of....
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You are Rerun!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
I'm the one who nobody ever knew the name of....
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I appear to be...
posted by bungers @ 12:19:00 PM
You are Snoopy!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
Apparantly...!
That aside, I added momentum to a rumour in the early nineties that the lyrics to Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by the Crash test dummies were actually "Fsking H3ll". I don't think I was the actual origin of said rumour, but it seems to have fizzled out. Have I gone mad..?? Or did they actually record a version of this? I've searched the site, and the interweb, but to no avail! Has anyone heard this rumour..??? And can anyone substantiate it..??!!
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You are Snoopy!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
Apparantly...!
That aside, I added momentum to a rumour in the early nineties that the lyrics to Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by the Crash test dummies were actually "Fsking H3ll". I don't think I was the actual origin of said rumour, but it seems to have fizzled out. Have I gone mad..?? Or did they actually record a version of this? I've searched the site, and the interweb, but to no avail! Has anyone heard this rumour..??? And can anyone substantiate it..??!!
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Girlfriend's birthday coming up?
posted by mmChronic @ 12:00:00 PM
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Then get her one of these - her gratitude will be overwhelming.
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Invisibles Quiz
posted by mmChronic @ 11:57:00 AM
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I remember seeing sometime last year one of those Excel spreadheets with a quiz - the subject being stills from films with the actors digitally removed and you had to name the film. Well the FilmWise site has loads of them - presumably the source of the ones in the spreadsheet version?
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Which Peanuts Character are You?
The Truth For Youth
posted by mmChronic @ 11:39:00 AM
The Truth For Youth is a Christian comic trying to steer children away from pornography, homosexuality, abortion etc etc.
I wonder if they have a section on how to stay out of the clutches of Catholic priests?
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The Truth For Youth is a Christian comic trying to steer children away from pornography, homosexuality, abortion etc etc.
I wonder if they have a section on how to stay out of the clutches of Catholic priests?
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Geordies text from underground
posted by mmChronic @ 11:33:00 AM
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No, they haven't reopened the mines. Apparently the Metro will have the country's first commercial underground texting service.
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Rave plugin for browsers announced
posted by mmChronic @ 11:29:00 AM
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Just press button to install.
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Bloke breaks church windows playing football
posted by mmChronic @ 11:00:00 AM
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But it's not just any church window - it's a window in the Santiago de Compostela (St James of the Field of Stars) cathedral in Madrid. It wasn't just any old bloke either - it was Ronaldhino our dentally challenged friend from Brazil.
Imagine if he had signed for us in summer - I hardly think we could have coped with accusations of breaking church windows on top of the accusations of drink driving, racism, roasting, witchcraft and whatever else the tabloid media want to throw at us.
Imagine if he had signed for us in summer - I hardly think we could have coped with accusations of breaking church windows on top of the accusations of drink driving, racism, roasting, witchcraft and whatever else the tabloid media want to throw at us.
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Smelly one for Bungers
posted by mmChronic @ 10:44:00 AM
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If your mysterious office smell comes back give this bloke a call - he'll track it down for you.
Puzzlingly described as bearish in the article he doesn't actually appear to be wearing any facial hair of any sort in the pics! He should sue.
EDIT: Eek! That gay dictionary defines Bungie Boy as "Straight-acting, but gay or bi-boy". I don't think I need to say anymore.
Puzzlingly described as bearish in the article he doesn't actually appear to be wearing any facial hair of any sort in the pics! He should sue.
EDIT: Eek! That gay dictionary defines Bungie Boy as "Straight-acting, but gay or bi-boy". I don't think I need to say anymore.
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New Links tops Google! woot!
posted by mmChronic @ 10:38:00 AM
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I was just looking at queries that had brought people here (to update the popular recent search bit above) and New Links is top hit on Google for quite a few. Try:
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Rock-Paper-Scissors V2
posted by mmChronic @ 10:31:00 AM
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The long awaited update to the classic Rock Paper Scissors game has finally been released. It adds 2 new positions Spock & Lizard which change the game entirely. If you have any trouble installing it give me a shout - usual fee applies.
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Toon Army game announced!
posted by mmChronic @ 10:08:00 AM
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Sick of waiting for a Newcastle flavoured version of Club Football? Don't worry. There's still no sign of it but a Toon Army game has been announced. It's not football though - it's a WWII FPS in a cartoon stylee.
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Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Animusic continued
posted by Dogs @ 7:49:00 PM
The Animusic site is actually flogging footage from a real time 3d demo that is downloadable from the ATI demo page but sadly I suspect that this amazing 3d demo will not want to run on NVidia hardware.