October surprise

How will the Chimpmeister get re-elected? By engineering some event or other to raise his popularity like the Thatchbitch did with the Falklands. Unknown News are giving you the chance to predict which 'surprise' event is going to happen. The winner (or winners) who predict the event and date that raises George Bush's popularity gets a wallet sized Bill of Rights. Shame that it's useless to us and increasingly more useless for the Americans.