One for the bariatric (men only)

Lose weight without any of that dieting shizzle. A Japanese doctor, Hideo Yamanaka, has come up with the best weight reduction method ever. All you need to do is to divest yourself of your 'man fat' at regular intervals. Weekly Playboy reckoned that spanking your monkey 3 times a day should do it. The good Dr said

"Actully more like four or five, if you're really serious," remarks Yamauchi. "For each 2 kilos of body weight, you'd need to squeeze out 2 litres of semen."

I dread to think what the local Weight Watcher meetings will look like soon.

via popbitch (who didn't bother putting a fscking link in their story)