Friday, June 11, 2004

News

Police say impatience may have led an elderly man to crash his car through the front of a store in southwest Miami-Dade Thursday afternoon.
A miniature robot that helps point surgeons to just the right place for spinal repairs has been approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
The decomposed body of a man dressed in pajamas was discovered in an abandoned Tokyo apartment building 20 years after he is believed to have died.
A man jumped out of a window with an umbrella in a bid to escape thinking he could fly like Mary Poppins, Unfortunatly for him he could'nt.
A drunken dentist in Leeds collapsed over a patient while extracting her tooth.
And finally Killer driver William Tait,from Newcastle, faces just a fine for mowing down a pensioner but could be jailed for crashing into a TREE.


Thanks to Drew Curtis' FARK.com for that round-up of news.

2 comments:

Newcastle Photos said...

HUR HUR! You said massdebate.

mmChronic said...

It may however take a coule of months to sink in ;)