Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Meat is murder

...they say so that must mean reconstituted, beef scrapings with added fat, salt, fat, flavourings and fat is premeditated murder.



McMurder revealed that there was also a link between McDonalds and murder. For instance each murder in the US was within a mile of a McDonalds' and statistics show that that cities with higher a number of McDonalds' had a higher murder rate than those with only a handful. You can do anything with statistics!



McDonalds don't get the joke - their ninja lawyers have attacked.



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