Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Kluivert spot

I've just seen Patrick Kuivert on the way home!

He was stuck in traffic on St James Boulevard heading away from SJP. He saw us all looking at him and waved and we of course all waved back like loons!

29 comments:

ILuvNUFC said...

I seen him last night in the chippy on Heaton Road.He was with Gazza, Lord Lucan and Shergar. :)

mmChronic said...

Everyone's seen Gazza. And Lucan was riding Shergar at the Newcastle Rasces Ladies Day the other week.

But I saw PK! Yay!

BykerSink said...

Hey that is exciting.

I went to SJP today to get my tickets for the weekend. I must admit I lingered on my way out, just in case a calvacade of limos carrying Nicky Butt arrrived.

Or failing that JJ and Kieron driving something very bling.

But no one did.

mmChronic said...

We're away at the weekend so I won't see the game so I wasn't going to get to see him. We were chuffed as owt especially when he waved and grinned! He was probably thinking look at those daft twats (or Dutch equivalent) in the car over there.

Flip said...

I once called David Ginola a cunt at the Belfry nightclub...daft twat just smiled and went as if to sign an autograph...I'm a spurs fan too...

Dogs said...

Patrick is going to fit in well on Tyneside. Not be long before he's clubbing down the quayside, 'roasting' young innocents and reading about in the Sunday papers, crashing his sports car in interesting places and kicking the crap out of anyone who spills his pint.

Dogs said...

That's just rude Flip. We liked Ginloa up here. At least he was better than Robert and he scored some outstanding goals.

Ginola, Ginola, Ginola, Gino...

mmChronic said...

But he was a cunt when he snaked off.

And PK was breaking the law yesterday but I'm saying nowt until I've finished my letter made from newspaper headline letters.

Mike said...

Was PK running away from STP before or after the Ipswich result? He must be thinking 'What the feck have I done?'

Dogs said...

Or he could be thinking "Hey! These guys are going to make me look good!"

mmChronic said...

Hi Mike!

If it had have been after the game it we would have seen him on his way to the airport no doubt!

I think we threw the game on purpose as it was a memorial fixture. Or something.

Mike said...

Bloody well hope so. Anyway, once we stick PK, JW, JJ and NB in the team we should do ok this season. At least Bellas got through the game without having to book another trip to the USA - Under Steadmans Axe.

mmChronic said...

It took me ages to think of who NB was! Nazi Bowyer? Nackered Bellamy? But it is of course our new (nearly) midfield hardman.

Shoot Robert, sell him for dog food and put Bellas on left, NB + JJ across the middle and Ambrose on the right.

Which leaves room for Al and Pat up front.

Back four: Bernard/Woody/O'Brien/Miguel (allegedly).

Do all right? We're going for the quadruple this year! If no one gets injured anyway - which means we're fscked then.

Mike said...

Shoot Robert. That's where your sentence should have ended.

Can't believe you didn't know that NB - Nicky Barmby is signing for us.

They reckon Miquel isn't for sale? Unless Cheslkea come in with a £20m offer that is.

mmChronic said...

We may as well get £2.50 off Chum for him.

Shame about Miguel. Which means Stephen Carr will be back in the frame. We need someone better than that!

Oh well I guess I'd better get my winfield, moulded stud footy boots out of the cupboard. :)

Dogs said...

Nicky Butt vs Speed...

Heading - Speed wins
Scoring - Speed wins
Tackling - Butt wins??
Experience - Speed wins
Stamina - Butt wins
Pace - Butt (I guess)
Creative - neither

At least that's a good ball winner in midfield (not forgetting Bowyer but let's not start that one again) but when are we going to spend big? Have we decided to battle for 5th place again?

Borough away should be a good test. Viduka and Hasselbaink!!!!

mmChronic said...

Spend big? When we get the money possibly? Considering we didn't make the CL this year I think we've done alright on the signigs front so far - one of the best up and coming English youngsters in Milner, Kluivert, Butt and we haven't finished yet. We still need a RB and I reckon we'll get one.

Did Hasselbaink even make the bench for Holland? As for that fat aussie twat we just distract him by waving pies from the stand.

I'm really sorry to see Speed go. However we'll at least get a few more years out the Buttster than we will old Speedy. We just need someone hard to hold midfield - let Bellamy, JJ and Ambrose do the scamper-passy stuff.

Can't wait to see Butt take the tops of both Viduka's knees with one tackle! :)

BykerSink said...

Look lads, I spend my time standing up for Robert when I'm at the ground - I don't expect to have to do it here too. So leave him alone alright.

Pires aside - which other midfielder made/scored as many goals as Laurent last year?

He's class. Trust me.

And all those people who want him sold - who do the hell do they think we're going to replace him with?

mmChronic said...

Bellamy. He played there a couple of times and was good. Crosses ok, but best when running at defenders. That of course leaves the spare striking berth upfront for Pat.

And practically all of Robert's goals were scored in a 6-7 match period or something. He did nothing the rest of the year and cost us games by watching the play instead of joining in. We got way more out of Ginola in that position and he was considered lazy. That makes Lauren dead in my book.

I admit I started warming to him during his mini purple patch but you are going to get nowhere playng only a handful of games a season and watching the rest. If you think the shit Robert took from the crowd last season was bad wait till this season - you'll be in a minority of 3 or something. Nearly everyone I know wishes he'd pull his finger out or go.

Mike said...

A hatstand?

Even though he's a lazy tosser, he does create goals for Big Al. Without him we'd have to rely on all those crosses supplied by .......

The thing that pisses most people off about him is that he's got the potential to be the best in his position. He could be twice as good as pires.

Dogs said...

Don't care for Portuguese right backs - whether they cost 5 million or 20 million. They still got their arses kicked by Greece - twice - in a very mediocre tournament.
Let's sign a Greek right back.

mmChronic said...

If Robert could be arsed he could be the best in the world - that's definitely what pisses me off about him.

I think we've had our fill of Greek defenders. :)

Mike said...

NB has signed

Dogs said...

Has anyone got the premiereship statistics for shots to goals scored ratio - I reckon Robert is near the bottom although he's probably near the top for a count of 35 yard goals.

mmChronic said...

<monty>excellent</monty>

mmChronic said...

I know he's the best in Europe for standing with hand on hips, looking petulantly at the rest of the team for daring not to pass him the ball after he's lost it (or didn't even bother going for it) for the 19th time in 7 minutes.

BykerSink said...

Lads. I don't want to have to tell you again.

mmChronic said...

You won't have to - he's going to Espanyol for 50p. Probably.

mmChronic said...

Or maybe Marseille for a bit more.