Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Freaky

A handful of disturbing pictures. spcOnline Body Piercing Photo gallery
Let's hope it does'nt give Dogs any ideas. :)

18 comments:

Dogs said...

It's all very well saying this article may give me ideas but, given your predilection for posting articles of this type, I'd say that you are the one who we should worry about.

I vote for ILN as our resident sado-masochist.

Dogs said...

Soory ILN, I've just noticed that mC posted foreskin piercing article. It obviously runs in the family.

I may be a pervert but at least I'm not into the weird cr4p that you two enjoy.

mmChronic said...

Erm.. my post is a genuine medical device apparently.

And it only got posted as it was a neat follow on to the piercing one. So yah boo sucks. Or something.

mmChronic said...

...and it stretches not pierces you illiterate cur.

mmChronic said...

Hypocrite!

Dogs said...

OK. So I'm all for body piercing as long but preferably on a woman's body. And the tiggler is unisex. Whereas you are only interested in male genitalia.

mmChronic said...

Back pedal starts now. I've never seen a Dog on a bike before!

The body piercing one ILN posted was for both sexes. So that blows that one out of the water. As I said before mine was posted as it was relevant to the piercing one in a 'make a joke at Dogs expense'. Notice the bits about chewing genitals. Humour arf arf etc.

If you want I can pull out more weird shite you've posted obviously whilst sitting at your pc in your underkecks at 2am in the morning.

Dogs said...

I'm not ashamed of my adult posts - they are numerous and top quality. Whereas your adult posts are few and mainly concerned with male genitalia.

ILuvNUFC said...

Yay for good ol' NewLinks.

mmChronic said...

First post of mine that I recall being about male genitalia - evar! And again I'll cite relevancy/humour.

Oh just remembered Rasputin's knob. So that's 2 knob posts I've done out of nearly 1500 posts on here. Whoopedy doo.

Thanks for admitting my adult posts are few and far between. It means I can drop gracefully out of the compo for NL's dortiest poster.

It's down to you, ILN and Bungers now I reckon. Bunch of filth peddlers the lot of you!

Dogs said...

You can't get out of it that easy. So far all our readers know is that you've posted 2 knob articles. So, unless you give us some better statistics and evidence on your Non Knob Adult Posts™ it looks like you have a 100% record on knob posts.
You're still in contention until you get your NKAP ratio down.

mmChronic said...

Well there was the series of posts about pron searching which you labelled me a perv for but which you then probably used to look for knob pics.

For your delectation and titillation here's just a few non knob adult postings for you: 1,2,3,4 (probably the all time most popular page on this site) ,5. And there's loads more - just can't be arsed to throw any more proof at you.

Dogs said...

Lots more eh? That puts you back in contention under the standard perv category.

I love it when a plan comes together.

mmChronic said...

But taken in the context of 1500 posts it's still a tiny minority. You're wrong and you know it. You are New Links champion of porvy posts AICMFP.

Anyway if this carries on I am def doing a poll on the subject - the public shall be allowed to decide.

ILuvNUFC said...

Let the public decide.Fairest way.

mmChronic said...

Yeah I'm starting to think that too - there's no reasoning with the mangy hound. ;)

We need to find each member's perviest 3 posts as proof to put in the poll. Submit what you think as other posters perviest posts to my gmail acc.

Dogs said...

The whole poll is a sham.

I'm the only one who's honest about posting smut but I object to being voted the NewLinks resident perv because the real pervs are ILN and mC - closet pervs into really weird stuff and always protesting their innocence but once in a while posting one of their tacky findings.

Methinks you doth protesteth too much. Weirdos.

You can stick to spanking your monkey over Leisure Suit Larry and Rasputin's knob. I'll stick with my slightly frayed round the edges with a few pages stuck together copy of Razzle.

mmChronic said...

PARP!