Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Kluivert signs this afternoon/Hugo leaves

NUFC.com have announced that Kluivert is in Toon and there will be a press conference at 3-30 this afternoon to announce his signing.They are also reporting that Hugo Viana has left.

39 comments:

mmChronic said...

That's probably the end of any move for Beattie then. Still, I'm not complaining as we've wanted Kluivert for ages.

Shearer and Kluivert up front! What a fscking partnership! Roll on August 14th.

ILuvNUFC said...

If rumours are to believed Bobby Robson wanted Beattie not Kluivert.Is there some other news that we are waiting to hear about regarding SBR's future?
I still think Beattie could arrive here when God packs it in at the end of next season.

mmChronic said...

Yeah I'd heard that too. SBR is getting overruled a lot atm - is God setting his plans out now?

ILuvNUFC said...

I think Kluivert was Fat Fred's baby, so to speak.
Fat Fred has been after him for 2 years.

mmChronic said...

So is he in fact Fat Freddy's Pat? boom boom!

Dogs said...

I'd rather we had Beattie too. Kluivert has been given to us whilst he still has 1 year on his Barca contract. And they are alledgedly going to continue to pay half his wages. Whether or not that's true they are definitely keen to get rid of him. And he was a total donkey for Holland in Euro 2004.

Dogs said...

Kluivert and Shearer are too similar in style (apart from Shearer is much better) - I doubt they'll be played together much.

Dogs said...

And I think Kluivert will suffer as much as Shearer from lack of service. Can't believe we haven't offloaded Robert.

Dogs said...

mC: gmailed my nanobot icon. Eh?

mmChronic said...

Just like that 'shit' (PARP!) Shola and Shearer can't play together? Or that Big Les and Shearer can't play together? This has been said about Shearr so many time yet he keeps scoring and so does whoever partners him.

Shearer is the best player in the world (not that I'm biased like) - he can play with anyone.

You're right about the service though. We nee someone who can feed our strikers better than the shower of shite we now have in midfield.

Dogs said...

Bowyer could be good if played in the middle ;)

mmChronic said...

ps I know you emailed me your icon. Check your fscking mail!

I posted it to the groups site, and sent you the URL. I'll add it to the icon selector shizzle tonight. I've also sent you an invite for the groups site.

mmChronic said...

Nah he makes a much better Right Winger.

Dogs said...

yuk yuk.

Sorted the MSN stuff - going to test icon...

mmChronic said...

With what? Another incisive report on the state of financing nanotechnology as picked up by the world's premier nano blog? Parp.

ILuvNUFC said...

Dogs says "To similar to Shearer"
I say "Sir Les was as close as you will get to God and they had one of the best partnerships ever on Tyneside if not the best"
Word is Barca are not going to pay anything towards pat's wages.

mmChronic said...

We already know Dogs talks shite about most things but his shite talking re the toon is laden with the shittiest of shitty gems. :)

Dogs said...

Ok. So maybe we don't need a nanobot icon. And with scepticism like that it's little wonder that we're not rich either.

Harrumph!!!

Dogs said...

It's good that the Toon still has plenty of those blinker wearing fans who can see no wrong in anything that Shearer does.

The Shearer/Ferdinand partnership came at a time when both players were at their peak. We didn't need a whippet in there to feed off Shearer.

Shearer and Kluivert are both a lot slower than they used to be. It makes sense to pair Shearer with the likes of Bellamy as it adds an extra dimension to what would otherwise be a very slow strike partnership. I still don't rate Ameobi - he's very average for the Premiereship.

Kluivert is there with a view to replace Shearer - not to play alongside him though undoubtedly he will on occasion. But ahead of Bellamy?

Now give me some more Toon Trivia that proves you're a true Toon fan (totally blinkered and living on dreams).

mmChronic said...

Yeah you're right. I'll stop being cynical.

Or will I? Maybe it's the cynical streak on here that brings in thousands of people every week. Apparently you can start making money with ads on 10,000 visitors a month.

You may not be rich but my AdSense account is overflowing. Probably.

mmChronic said...

Clue: Fan = fanatic. If you weren't blinkered surely you can't be considered a fanatic.

Why don't you fsck off to the stade de shite with the rest of the tards? ;)

ILuvNUFC said...

YAY!
Blinkered and proud!
Geordies for ever.

Dogs said...

:)

Anonymous said...

Dogs is a plastic Geordie.

ILuvNUFC said...

Just watching the press conference at the minute and SBR says Pat has signed a 3 year deal and there is no loan deal involved.

Dogs said...

And you are a plastic blogger.

ILuvNUFC said...

If that was aimed at me, i'm guessing it was.
No i'm not a plastic blogger.I run 2 Blogs and play a very small part in this one.So methinks not!
Dogs = Not quite a Geordie, almost a sand-dancer.

mmChronic said...

I reckon it was aimed at the anon so if that was yo I reckon you're right!

You should ask Dogs how many blogs he's had in the guardian. parp!

ILuvNUFC said...

I assumed it was aimed at me because it came after some non-bullshit toon posting from me.

Dogs said...

This blog is turning into a big blog for girls who can't fight their own corner. Bunch of fscking wimps.

Dogs said...

For the benefit of ILN who finds it difficult to follow threads when they're not in chronological order...It was aimed at anon who made the ever so brave "plastic" comment.

ILuvNUFC said...

You could always fsckoff and start you're own blog called dogslatenightadventuressitting at his semenstainedPC.Blogspot.com

Dogs said...

You've seen it then. Busted again.

ILuvNUFC said...

Too right i've seen it.Bungers showed me it.Honestly.

mmChronic said...

This is our biggest mass debate for a while so I expect there is spilt seed everywhere not just on Dogs PC!

And for 50 quid I'll reveal the identity of the anon. ;)

ILuvNUFC said...

YAY! NewLinks mass-debating returns.Just like the old days.

Dogs said...

Gotta go chaps. Off training monkeys next two days so catch you after weekend.

mmChronic said...

First time I've heard training called spanking. Arf!

mmChronic said...

Yay for dyslexia or summat - try again...

That's the first time I've heard spanking called training.