Friday, July 23, 2004

Uncle Sam Needs You

...and he's going to give you free boobies to persuade you to join up.

The US military have announced that cosmetic surgery will be available free of charge to it's service men and women and their families. This includes breast jobs, nose jobs, liposuction and face lifts. So if you're too poor to afford it just join the Army. Yay. Oh hang on you might get shot at. Boo!

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