Friday, June 18, 2004

Bugger

We are mental, we are madOMFG!NUFC.com are reporting a rumour that we have bid 2.75 million quid for Steve Bruce. I couldn't have summed up my feelings more perfectly than they have with the following quote from their 2002 advent calendar:
"How man, We don't want you, we never wanted you, with your oh-so sincere hushed Geordie tones attempting to explain away the latest escapades and misadventures of his Birmingham side.

You're a plastic Geordie with zero credibility and deserve to be treated with utter contempt. And it's not just us - talk to the fans of Sheffield United, Huddersfield, Wigan and Palace - four clubs who were daft enough to employ you and to whom you showed the loyalty of an alley cat on heat."
I just hope Birmingham manage to hold onto their man or we could face the prospect of him bringing his favourite players like Robbie Savage with him in addition to bringing us his excremental managerial skills.

3 comments:

ILuvNUFC said...

If we do get him there is one consolation that being the fact he will bugger off after 6 months to a year anyway!

mmChronic said...

Think of the damage he could do in even that short time! Savage could be signed to a 9 year contract or something!

ILuvNUFC said...

AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!
I'm having daymares! Or something.