Thursday, July 08, 2004

Mormon's Prevent Mass Debating

This link goes to a Mormon Masturbation Prevention document from the 1970s. There are some very amusing tips on how not to spill your seed on stony ground but I reckon I've found the root cause of the world's obesity problems - organised religion is giving out the message to eat instead of monkey spanking.
6. If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, GET OUT OF BED AND GO INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIX YOURSELF A SNACK, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you GET YOUR MIND ON SOMETHING ELSE. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.

New Links says stand up for your right to Mass Debate.


Dogs said...

Hang on. When you've got six wives a quick monkey spanking session is the last thing on your mind.

BTW how do you do that greyed out quote stylee stuff?

Don't make me go figure it out myself

mmChronic said...

I should make you do it yourself but


erm.. blockquotes it - and the blockquote tag is styled the way you see it by css.

As for 6 wives - they might all be frigid.

Dogs said...

Do I have to add the

or is that part of the style sheet?

mmChronic said...

It's all in the style. You lot are fscking spoilt - you just don't know it.

Dogs said...

Instead of grey why not black italics?

mmChronic said...

I don't know - ask Douglas Bowman.

I like the grey ones actually.