Sunday, February 29, 2004
Goodle News
posted by mmChronic @ 2:59:00 PM
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Sick and tired of depressing news? Then try Goodle News - only nice stuff makes it to the front page.
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Your / you're revisited
posted by mmChronic @ 2:42:00 PM
The BBC are obviously dumbing down for the interweb. There's a classic misuse of your in this story - quoting a judge no less.
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The BBC are obviously dumbing down for the interweb. There's a classic misuse of your in this story - quoting a judge no less.
"Your history proves your a psychopath and sadist."
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50 Coolest Apes Of All Time
Whistlers Mother(lode)
posted by mmChronic @ 1:13:00 PM
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The Online Guide to Whistling Records is just what it says on the tin. I know nowt about famous whistlers and the only person I can think of that whistled on records is/was Roger Whittaker (you have to love his local knowledge - Durham on the Tyne?) but there is no mention of him. Obviously a lightweight!
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Flash Chess
posted by mmChronic @ 1:00:00 PM
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That's chess done with Flash rather than a very impressive version of chess (remember BattleChess? Best. Chess. Ever. Except of course the infamous networked chess Dogs and I wrote about a squillion years ago. The handover mechanism consisted of us waving at each other at opposite ends of the room to tell each other we had moved.).
Don't worry - it's not as hard as these - I played it in Shallow mode and beat it in 11 moves (including it's own).
Don't worry - it's not as hard as these - I played it in Shallow mode and beat it in 11 moves (including it's own).
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One for Bungers
posted by mmChronic @ 12:21:00 PM
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To make his planned iPod experience cheaper here's a DIY iPod battery. Up to 10 hrs playing time for a few quid. Bargain.
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Saturday, February 28, 2004
Added comments thingy
posted by mmChronic @ 10:29:00 PM
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and a colour change for good measure!
The comments are by HaloScan (as mentioned to me by ILuvNufc the other night). I'll give these a go and see what they are like. I've finally decided to add a comments thing to this after not doing any development work recently on the new New Links site. Why? I bought Morrowind: GOTY for the Xbox the other day!
The comments are by HaloScan (as mentioned to me by ILuvNufc the other night). I'll give these a go and see what they are like. I've finally decided to add a comments thing to this after not doing any development work recently on the new New Links site. Why? I bought Morrowind: GOTY for the Xbox the other day!
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Friday, February 27, 2004
Never miss the bowl again.
posted by Dogs @ 7:50:00 PM
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Because your bog can have lights. Cool.
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Getting too old for your computer?
posted by mmChronic @ 5:51:00 PM
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Then MS have some advice for you, you myopic, deaf creaker.
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You are a spizz!
Jeebus in the clouds
posted by mmChronic @ 5:29:00 PM
Jesus in the Clouds is a site full of images of Jesus seen in clouds. And tornadoes. And trees. And lots of other places too. Jesus is truly everywhere.Hallelul Haleluj Halaluj Yay!!!
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Jesus in the Clouds is a site full of images of Jesus seen in clouds. And tornadoes. And trees. And lots of other places too. Jesus is truly everywhere.
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Serious LEGO
posted by mmChronic @ 5:19:00 PM
All the models on this page actually do things - like play the xylophone or solve the tower of hanoi puzzle.
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All the models on this page actually do things - like play the xylophone or solve the tower of hanoi puzzle.
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DIY Explosions
posted by mmChronic @ 4:51:00 PM
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Do you feel like emulating those explosions? "You too can build thunderous and exciting Matchstick Rockets". I'm off to invade France.
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Explosions
posted by mmChronic @ 4:48:00 PM
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This is the website of Exponent who are accident investigators. The link is to their explosion multimedia gallery.
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Tranny barred from Miss Universe...
posted by bungers @ 3:48:00 PM
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Chinese transsexual barred from Miss Universe pageant
I wish someone would bar idiots from using computers... NYAR!!
I wish someone would bar idiots from using computers... NYAR!!
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Radar on a microchip
posted by bungers @ 2:04:00 PM
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Tiny radar could make driving safer.
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Friday challenge?
posted by mmChronic @ 1:34:00 PM
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With the snow outside we could practice for World Snowball Fighting Championships in Japan.
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EvilLyrics
posted by mmChronic @ 11:53:00 AM
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EvilLyrics brings up lyrics for songs in various media players including WMP and WinAmp. No good for Bungers though - no iTunes support yet. Now you too can understand what System Of A Down are singing about. I'm off to do some karaoke.
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Rosetta launch delayed again
posted by mmChronic @ 11:41:00 AM
Rosetta launch delayed again - this time due to technical reasons. Euro space missions still cack then.
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Rosetta launch delayed again - this time due to technical reasons. Euro space missions still cack then.
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Yak Yak Yak
posted by mmChronic @ 11:35:00 AM
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The history of Llamasoft by the hairy one himself.
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WWX: Rumble Rose
posted by bungers @ 9:17:00 AM
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Can you smell what the rock is cooking up in Konami's latest take on DOAXBV
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Thursday, February 26, 2004
Don't let your missus see this...
posted by bungers @ 2:43:00 PM
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...she'll just use it as another reason not to perform!! Who the hell does these studies anyway...
Oh... wait... it was me
Oh... wait... it was me
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Not a "New" Link, but a reminder...
posted by bungers @ 1:06:00 PM
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...just in case anyone has forgotten just how funny group hug // anonymous online confessions are!
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In the news this morning...
posted by bungers @ 12:22:00 PM
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Good to see Michael Howard taking decisive action over the Tory MP sacked for cockler joke. He better watch out, making intelligent quick, common sense decisions - he may end up as PM!!
Elsewhere New Yorkers are writing nasty things about boys on their T-shirts. Scr3w NYC, I'm off to Colombia for some fine exports and sweet a$$ hunnies!!! (see previous post!)
Elsewhere New Yorkers are writing nasty things about boys on their T-shirts. Scr3w NYC, I'm off to Colombia for some fine exports and sweet a$$ hunnies!!! (see previous post!)
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Taht didn't last long!
Giving it up for Lent!
posted by bungers @ 11:04:00 AM
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Dammit Beavis!!
My code's gone to sh1t, so I'm going to stop playing with my big pink organ for lent!
My code's gone to sh1t, so I'm going to stop playing with my big pink organ for lent!
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It's nearly here..
posted by Dogs @ 10:50:00 AM
The new Raleigh Chopper is nearly upon us - but I notice from the picture that they've moved the gear stick - aaahh fond memories of a gear slip followed by intense pain in the scrotum.
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The new Raleigh Chopper is nearly upon us - but I notice from the picture that they've moved the gear stick - aaahh fond memories of a gear slip followed by intense pain in the scrotum.
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GoogObits
Euro space missions still cack
posted by mmChronic @ 10:35:00 AM
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The Rosetta launch has been delayed until tomorrow due to bad weather. We should enter this in the dead pool thing - it's bound to explode or something.
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More on XBox 2 hard drive
posted by mmChronic @ 10:26:00 AM
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MS have signed a deal with a flash memory manufacturer. Could large capacity flash memory be the replacement for the hard drive?
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Sony delays launch of PSP
posted by mmChronic @ 10:22:00 AM
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Sony delays launch of PSP until 2005. 2005 is going to be very expensive at this rate - XBox 2, PS3, GC2 and now this. Better start saving.
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Spy Gadgets
posted by mmChronic @ 10:10:00 AM
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Stills from a documentary about CIA gadgets - including motion detecting poo. Why would it want to detect itself?
dogs: That spidey game is solid. I only got 60!
dogs: That spidey game is solid. I only got 60!
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The Cyborg Name Generator: BUNGERS
posted by bungers @ 9:18:00 AM
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The Cyborg Name Generator: BUNGERS
Bite my shiny metal a$$ before I flip out!
EDIT : I've gone back to Bungers... I thought it looked like we had loads of new submitters! Doh!
Bite my shiny metal a$$ before I flip out!
EDIT : I've gone back to Bungers... I thought it looked like we had loads of new submitters! Doh!
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Oooh shiny
posted by Dogs @ 9:17:00 AM
If I wanted a new graphics card I'd get one of
these. And I'd buy it here for about £142. It's as fast as my Radeon 9700 Pro but a hell of a lot cheaper.
Edit: Yes I was up late last night and yes I am bloomin' knackered this morning. But I've got a half day holiday this afternoon so I'll be watching the TOON kick ass.
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If I wanted a new graphics card I'd get one of
these. And I'd buy it here for about £142. It's as fast as my Radeon 9700 Pro but a hell of a lot cheaper.
Edit: Yes I was up late last night and yes I am bloomin' knackered this morning. But I've got a half day holiday this afternoon so I'll be watching the TOON kick ass.
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Scandal in MP3 stylee
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 8:25:00 AM
My,was'nt someone up late last night.
My nickname was "Rabbit-ear Smart Lips"?????
Here is an MP3 of Richard Bacon interviewing someone about the Prince Charlie scandal a while back and the person getting interviewed tells it like it is.
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My,was'nt someone up late last night.
My nickname was "Rabbit-ear Smart Lips"?????
Here is an MP3 of Richard Bacon interviewing someone about the Prince Charlie scandal a while back and the person getting interviewed tells it like it is.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2004
One minute they're the height of fashion...
posted by Dogs @ 11:42:00 PM
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The whimsical world of fashion. Nipples are so yesterday.
And just in case you can't work out how to apply your new fashion accessory you can find instructions here.
And just in case you can't work out how to apply your new fashion accessory you can find instructions here.
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Titular entertainment
posted by Dogs @ 11:33:00 PM
The good news is that nipples are in this year. SFW kindof
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The good news is that nipples are in this year. SFW kindof
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Hypnotism
posted by Dogs @ 11:26:00 PM
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I always thought I could never be hypnotised. But how wrong I was. NSFW
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Identity crisis continued
posted by Dogs @ 11:07:00 PM
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And if I was a robot I would be known as.
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Especially for Bungers
posted by Dogs @ 11:03:00 PM
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As he's suffering from an identity crisis maybe he should try a new alias
I tested it with mm Chronic and got Pink Fairy Pants. Rather appropriate I'd say.
I tested it with mm Chronic and got Pink Fairy Pants. Rather appropriate I'd say.
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Do we want NASA content?
Compo time
posted by Dogs @ 10:03:00 PM
I managed a score of 160 on theSpider Man Spiderman challenge
Edit: Nearly forgot the gay spidey logo and I've corrected that most terrible of sins - spacing Spider and Man
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I managed a score of 160 on the
Edit: Nearly forgot the gay spidey logo and I've corrected that most terrible of sins - spacing Spider and Man
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Eh????
posted by Dogs @ 9:50:00 PM
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ravenblack.net : The Random Surrealism Generator:
EDIT BY MMCHRONIC: I've had to remove the banner pic as it was too wide for the page. Visit the site to see for yourself!
EDIT BY MMCHRONIC: I've had to remove the banner pic as it was too wide for the page. Visit the site to see for yourself!
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It's not his secret blog...
posted by mmChronic @ 5:14:00 PM
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but it's the next best thing.
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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 5:09:00 PM
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Yes,i do agree this is rather silly.
You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!
by C.S. Lewis
You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed
quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it
seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic
struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal
that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian
theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust
in zoo animals.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
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Follow up: Books
posted by mmChronic @ 5:05:00 PM
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dogs: I reckon yours is accurate enough. The site obviously predicted your reading level but was unable to return See Spot Run for technical reasons so it gave you the next best thing.
bungers: slut - and where's the prize for the Shields Road pic? pah. A slut and full of empty promises - are you undergoing gender realignment therapy?
bungers: slut - and where's the prize for the Shields Road pic? pah. A slut and full of empty promises - are you undergoing gender realignment therapy?
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Reisebus fängt Feuer
posted by mmChronic @ 4:49:00 PM
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Which presumably means something along the lines of "OMFG! The bus is on fire!"
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Are you a tetris spazz?
I'd have to be...
posted by bungers @ 4:28:00 PM
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You're Love in the Time of Cholera!
by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
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Fascinating
posted by Dogs @ 4:27:00 PM
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Apparently I'm a Jurassic Park sort of guy. Bloomin' load of crap that is.
You're Jurassic Park!
by Michael Crichton
You combine all the elements of a mad scientist, a brash philosopher,
a humble researcher, and a money-hungry attracter of tourists. With all these features,
you could build something monumental or get chased around by your own demons. Probably
both, in fact. A movie based on your life would make millions, and spawn at least two
sequels thatwouldn't be very good. Be very careful around islands.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
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Got a Dremel?
posted by mmChronic @ 4:23:00 PM
Then you too can have a hole in the head. Here's a quote:
Now is it just me or does any else think that sentence just proves the interweb is full of nutters?
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Then you too can have a hole in the head. Here's a quote:
"The recent resurgence of interest in trepanation, largely due to websites on the internet"
Now is it just me or does any else think that sentence just proves the interweb is full of nutters?
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Which Book Are You?
posted by mmChronic @ 4:06:00 PM
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I'm Ulysses apparently. My results:
You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
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The World Mood Chart
posted by mmChronic @ 4:00:00 PM
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Find out what kind of mood the whole world is in. I can understand the peak around Valentines day but what happened on 6th February? Maybe it was when Mozilla users lost all their software?
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Shields Road pic - AICMFP
posted by mmChronic @ 2:16:00 PM
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Shields Road - back in the day (circa 1972)
And fsck did this one bring back memories! Rats as big as dogs, h'aporth of chips etc etc.
Check out the rest of the site for more like these - Tyneside Life and Times Photo Detail Page.
And fsck did this one bring back memories! Rats as big as dogs, h'aporth of chips etc etc.
Check out the rest of the site for more like these - Tyneside Life and Times Photo Detail Page.
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Follow Up: JT Parrish
posted by mmChronic @ 2:09:00 PM
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It changed around about 1980 I think so yes it was before the war - choose one from the Falklands, Gulf 1 & 2, Afghanistan or Yugoslavia! We obviously like our wars in this country.
And not one to be picky(!) but it's Shields Road - i before e except after c blah blah :)
And are the things around the boys neck the forerunner of Parrish's coinage? Or have you been giving pearl necklaces to young boys again?
And not one to be picky(!) but it's Shields Road - i before e except after c blah blah :)
And are the things around the boys neck the forerunner of Parrish's coinage? Or have you been giving pearl necklaces to young boys again?
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Come on son, lets go to JT Parrish!
Sanguine Penguin
posted by mmChronic @ 1:59:00 PM
I got sent this last week but couldn't get on to the site so didn't post it. Well here's another link to Bloody Pingu from JengaJam.com. It's Pingu with erm... added bloody goodness...
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I got sent this last week but couldn't get on to the site so didn't post it. Well here's another link to Bloody Pingu from JengaJam.com. It's Pingu with erm... added bloody goodness...
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JT Parrish
posted by bungers @ 1:56:00 PM
We need an old timer's icon. I don't remember when it changed... was that b4 the war or after..?? ;)
Prize to the person who finds a "Sheilds Road when mmChronic used to prowl them streets" picture...!
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We need an old timer's icon. I don't remember when it changed... was that b4 the war or after..?? ;)
Prize to the person who finds a "Sheilds Road when mmChronic used to prowl them streets" picture...!
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Kids these days?
posted by mmChronic @ 1:51:00 PM
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You young whippersnapper! Michael Parrish's indeed! A real old timer would recall it as JT Parrish. I bought my 1st (and 2nd) 48K ZX Spectrum there. Best part of it was the area just inside the front door (which is probably Netto's cheap antifreeze/vodka section now) with about 6 Atari VCSs setup for play.
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One for ILuvNufc
posted by mmChronic @ 1:45:00 PM
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Are you still having codec problems? If so you might want to look at the KL Codec Resource Site if you haven't seen it already.
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Pay day on Friday!
posted by bungers @ 1:44:00 PM
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And what better to spend those beans on than a LEGO Imperial Star Destroyer... a snip at £250!!
I had to fight for months to get my £7 lego landrover and boat from Michael Parrish's on Sheilds Road...
Bah! Kids these days don't know they're born....!
EDIT : I had one of these and I also just found Torture devices throughout history recreated from Lego! Can't find a decent "Old Lego sets" archive that has all the ones I used to have as a kid.. but I'll keep looking!
I had to fight for months to get my £7 lego landrover and boat from Michael Parrish's on Sheilds Road...
Bah! Kids these days don't know they're born....!
EDIT : I had one of these and I also just found Torture devices throughout history recreated from Lego! Can't find a decent "Old Lego sets" archive that has all the ones I used to have as a kid.. but I'll keep looking!
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Extreme Stick Death
Geekiator
posted by mmChronic @ 12:32:00 PM
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4 REM POKE to stop scroll y/n prompt
5 POKE 23692, 0
10 FOR n=1 TO 10000
15 REM next escaped slave
20 PRINT "I'm Spartacus!"
30 NEXT n
35 REM Crassus
40 PRINT "Well you can all fscking die then!"
50 FOR n=1 TO 10000
60 PRINT "hammer, hammer, hammer"
70 PRINT "arrrggghhh!"
80 NEXT n
85 REM Senate
90 PRINT "Pompey is our hero! Yay!"
95 REM Crassus
100 PRINT "WTF?"
110 STOP
READY
EDIT: To be truly geeky I've just added lines 4 & 5.
5 POKE 23692, 0
10 FOR n=1 TO 10000
15 REM next escaped slave
20 PRINT "I'm Spartacus!"
30 NEXT n
35 REM Crassus
40 PRINT "Well you can all fscking die then!"
50 FOR n=1 TO 10000
60 PRINT "hammer, hammer, hammer"
70 PRINT "arrrggghhh!"
80 NEXT n
85 REM Senate
90 PRINT "Pompey is our hero! Yay!"
95 REM Crassus
100 PRINT "WTF?"
110 STOP
READY
EDIT: To be truly geeky I've just added lines 4 & 5.
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Glad he ate her
posted by bungers @ 12:21:00 PM
Surely :
10 PRINT "I'm Spartacus!"
20 GOTO 10
;)
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Surely :
10 PRINT "I'm Spartacus!"
20 GOTO 10
;)
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Ludus Gladiatorius
posted by mmChronic @ 12:07:00 PM
Forget all those namby pamby historical re-enactment societies like the Sealed Knot - fighting with gunpowder is for gayers. These blokes do hot gladiator action. With swords and stuff. Yay!
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"I'm Spartacus!"
/me too
Forget all those namby pamby historical re-enactment societies like the Sealed Knot - fighting with gunpowder is for gayers. These blokes do hot gladiator action. With swords and stuff. Yay!
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Football quiz!
posted by bungers @ 11:32:00 AM
Oh, shizzle! I didn't realise you actually wanted answers! I thought no one actually clicked on my links... ;)
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Oh, shizzle! I didn't realise you actually wanted answers! I thought no one actually clicked on my links... ;)
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Given up for Lent?
posted by mmChronic @ 11:21:00 AM
What have I given up for lent?
No wait - I've just thought of something! I've given up waiting for the answers to your footy challenge on Friday! w00t! I feel all pure and holy now.
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What have I given up for lent?
1. nowt
No wait - I've just thought of something! I've given up waiting for the answers to your footy challenge on Friday! w00t! I feel all pure and holy now.
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The power of punctuation
posted by mmChronic @ 11:10:00 AM
Da Prez Bush would probably be a bit narked with semicolons at the moment if he knew what they were. It seems that an erroneous semicolon has thwarted attempts by conservative groups to stop San Francisco's gay wedding fest. Why would this bother Bush? Because he's a crackpot, crusading, christian fundamentalist who amongst other things is trying to ensure a gay couple can never get married presumably in order to prevent a Sodom and Gomorrah type disaster happening in the USA.
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Da Prez Bush would probably be a bit narked with semicolons at the moment if he knew what they were. It seems that an erroneous semicolon has thwarted attempts by conservative groups to stop San Francisco's gay wedding fest. Why would this bother Bush? Because he's a crackpot, crusading, christian fundamentalist who amongst other things is trying to ensure a gay couple can never get married presumably in order to prevent a Sodom and Gomorrah type disaster happening in the USA.
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PocketSNES
posted by mmChronic @ 10:53:00 AM
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Fancy playing SNES games on your GBA? Well now you can thanks to PocketSNES. Compatibility is limited so far but that will change. And whilst on the topic of GBAs I saw a review for a 1Gb flash cart with RTC yesterday - and it's available in the UK</drool>
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Logo RIP
posted by mmChronic @ 10:36:00 AM
Another cemetery link. Ever wondered where old logos go when they have been replaced in a multi-million pound rebranding exercise? They go to the Logo Cemetery.
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Another cemetery link. Ever wondered where old logos go when they have been replaced in a multi-million pound rebranding exercise? They go to the Logo Cemetery.
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Phoar! J-Lo in tasty shocker!
posted by bungers @ 10:22:00 AM
Theme for today : What have you given up for Lent?
I need some suggestions! Post to the usual address...
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Theme for today : What have you given up for Lent?
I need some suggestions! Post to the usual address...
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Railroad Tycoon 3
posted by mmChronic @ 10:22:00 AM
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This game is not the Railroad Tycoon sim but is in fact a version of Pipemania with trains. Actually I vaguely remember a game like this on the C64 or Spectrum. Anyone remember the name of it? I think it may have been on one of the £1.99 labels like Firebird, Mastertronic or Codemasters if that helps.
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SFW Boobies - Kylie
posted by bungers @ 10:15:00 AM
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Kylie
p.s. If you want a definition of bungers I would just look for the synonym of facetious! I'm also there under "good-looking" and "The Legendary Swordsman of Byker". ;)
p.s. If you want a definition of bungers I would just look for the synonym of facetious! I'm also there under "good-looking" and "The Legendary Swordsman of Byker". ;)
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Lego Death Star
Tuesday, February 24, 2004
Rate my Mr Whippy
posted by Dogs @ 9:58:00 PM
Sincere apologies in advance for anyone likely to be upset (I was) by this rather offensive site. You have been warned. NSFW
edit: But for what it's worth this was my favourite.
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Sincere apologies in advance for anyone likely to be upset (I was) by this rather offensive site. You have been warned. NSFW
edit: But for what it's worth this was my favourite.
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Fussy defined
posted by Dogs @ 9:46:00 PM
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Hooray!! Fussy defined at UrbanDictionary. And hopefully by tomorrow morning you should be able to look up Bungers too.
I sense a defintion for dogscogs appearing soon and it won't be too complimentary.
I sense a defintion for dogscogs appearing soon and it won't be too complimentary.
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More grammar - cos it annoys mmChronic
posted by Dogs @ 9:28:00 PM
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All you nancy boys obviously struggled with grammar taught under conventional methods. Here are a few lessons more in line with your orientation. NSFW
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The Postmodernism Generator
posted by Dogs @ 9:23:00 PM
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I somehow doubt our little group will ever have need for this but should we one day be required to write some postmodernism bullshit then this page will do it. The text you see has been randomly generated - there's a link at the bottom of the page to generate some more. Anyone fancy submitting one of these articles to Living Marxism?
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Ninja Mathematician
posted by mmChronic @ 8:54:00 PM
If you don't know your differential equations from your elbow watch out - YI is about. And if the site looks familiar it's because the design is based on the Ultimate Power ninja site.
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If you don't know your differential equations from your elbow watch out - YI is about. And if the site looks familiar it's because the design is based on the Ultimate Power ninja site.
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E-mail scam hits MBNA customers
posted by mmChronic @ 8:26:00 PM
The BBC is reporting an email scam aimed at MBNA customers. I received one yesterday but it got diverted into my spam bucket so I didn't see it until just now. It's very crude technically. It embeds a gif file (click thumbnail to the left for full size) which looks like a normal marketing HTMLised email (even down to the bad grammar!) which looks like it has a valid link in the standard blue, underlined text. The whole gif is in fact a clickthrough to the spoofed login site.
What concerns me most about this is how exactly have the phishers got the email addresses of MBNA customers? I smell a breach of the Data Protection Act. I'll give them a ring tomorrow and see what they say.
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The BBC is reporting an email scam aimed at MBNA customers. I received one yesterday but it got diverted into my spam bucket so I didn't see it until just now. It's very crude technically. It embeds a gif file (click thumbnail to the left for full size) which looks like a normal marketing HTMLised email (even down to the bad grammar!) which looks like it has a valid link in the standard blue, underlined text. The whole gif is in fact a clickthrough to the spoofed login site.
What concerns me most about this is how exactly have the phishers got the email addresses of MBNA customers? I smell a breach of the Data Protection Act. I'll give them a ring tomorrow and see what they say.
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iPod muggings
posted by mmChronic @ 6:08:00 PM
Bung
Bungers
BkingKat
Grasshopper Unit
Grammar Kid obviously just loves winding people up to attack him - he wants an iPod. I'd read about this happening in America but just like every other fad it's come here too.
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Grammar Kid obviously just loves winding people up to attack him - he wants an iPod. I'd read about this happening in America but just like every other fad it's come here too.
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Threat Alert Jesus
posted by mmChronic @ 6:02:00 PM
We need a web enabled version of Threat Alert Jesus to see if it's worth visiting New Links today or whether it will be mostly bickering about grammar.
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We need a web enabled version of Threat Alert Jesus to see if it's worth visiting New Links today or whether it will be mostly bickering about grammar.
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Book-A-Minute
posted by mmChronic @ 5:54:00 PM
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Sister site to Movie-A-Minute, Book-A-Minute allows you to pretend you are way more widely read than you actually are.
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Wor hoose
posted by mmChronic @ 5:23:00 PM
I don't know. I go to the dentist and come back, dribbling mouth all agog, anticipating dead bodies and everything. And I find you've all turned into peace loving hippies, practicing free love. pah. Your pints are all puffs.
Anyway the Sine link ILuvNufc posted earlier has a picture of wor hoose. That's ILuvNufc's and mine. We moved from that one about 20 years ago. I'll quickly point out that we aren't shirt lifting "life partners" but siblings. If you follow that row to the left for about 12 houses you'll find Chez Tweedy. Also on the same estate lived Jackie Lye of Brush Strokes fame. And Ant & Dec lived in our lockup with Jimmy Nail. probably.
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I don't know. I go to the dentist and come back, dribbling mouth all agog, anticipating dead bodies and everything. And I find you've all turned into peace loving hippies, practicing free love. pah. Your pints are all puffs.
Anyway the Sine link ILuvNufc posted earlier has a picture of wor hoose. That's ILuvNufc's and mine. We moved from that one about 20 years ago. I'll quickly point out that we aren't shirt lifting "life partners" but siblings. If you follow that row to the left for about 12 houses you'll find Chez Tweedy. Also on the same estate lived Jackie Lye of Brush Strokes fame. And Ant & Dec lived in our lockup with Jimmy Nail. probably.
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Oops
posted by Dogs @ 5:08:00 PM
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Apologies to Grammar Kid and ILuvNufc.
Anyway <light blue touch paper> that mmChronic has been setting us up against each other from the start</stand well back>
Anyway <light blue touch paper> that mmChronic has been setting us up against each other from the start</stand well back>
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Oooops!
posted by bungers @ 4:47:00 PM
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Sorry dogs, I'll make sure I pay more attention in the future!!
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And the winner is...
posted by Dogs @ 4:35:00 PM
ILuvNufc wins by a technical knockout
Bloomin' eck!! Grammar Kid totally bottled it AND he credits mmChronic for all my efforts to get a scrap started!!!! It was me man. Dogs for fscks sake.
I'll tek yes aal on with one hand tied behind me back and blindfolded.
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ILuvNufc wins by a technical knockout
Bloomin' eck!! Grammar Kid totally bottled it AND he credits mmChronic for all my efforts to get a scrap started!!!! It was me man. Dogs for fscks sake.
I'll tek yes aal on with one hand tied behind me back and blindfolded.
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New Adobe product...
posted by bungers @ 4:19:00 PM
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I've already got this so if it came down to a photoshop contest, I'd win anyway, by default! ;)
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Ask, and ye shall receive!
posted by bungers @ 4:06:00 PM
ILuvNUFC was so polite.... I just had to oblige! There's no room for flame wars here!
tsk tsk mmChronic for encouraging things.... ;)
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ILuvNUFC was so polite.... I just had to oblige! There's no room for flame wars here!
tsk tsk mmChronic for encouraging things.... ;)
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Soft
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 3:59:00 PM
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Not soft just taking time to consider my options and to see if my demands are met.See you's tomorrow for my revenge if the offending article is not removed.
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ILuvNufc vs Grammar Kid
posted by Dogs @ 3:57:00 PM
Whilst I'm on my Superhero theme.... I can't believe how soft ILuvNufc has been in responding to the defilement of his image. I was hoping for a monumental battle a bit like Batman vs Spiderman.
But take a close look at the grammatical style and punctuation of this article....Could it possibly be...?????
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Whilst I'm on my Superhero theme.... I can't believe how soft ILuvNufc has been in responding to the defilement of his image. I was hoping for a monumental battle a bit like Batman vs Spiderman.
But take a close look at the grammatical style and punctuation of this article....Could it possibly be...?????
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Johnny Storm is the Human Torch
Internet Police
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 3:09:00 PM
Good day to you all.I am representing the internet police dept. on behalf of ILuvNufc and i demand the removal of THAT picture posted by Grammar Kid.It is considered to be in poor taste and unless my demands are met this site will be charged with "displaying obscene images"
I hope never to have to deal with this offence again and trust that you will move it or the balanced shall be re-dressed.
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Good day to you all.I am representing the internet police dept. on behalf of ILuvNufc and i demand the removal of THAT picture posted by Grammar Kid.It is considered to be in poor taste and unless my demands are met this site will be charged with "displaying obscene images"
I hope never to have to deal with this offence again and trust that you will move it or the balanced shall be re-dressed.
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My Mate Tony aka Hippy,Gunga Din
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 2:57:00 PM
Sorry this is extremely late,like he usually is.
He wanted a bit on Inter-Web fame.Oops,nearly forgot my full stop.I live in fear of being corrected.
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Sorry this is extremely late,like he usually is.
He wanted a bit on Inter-Web fame.Oops,nearly forgot my full stop.I live in fear of being corrected.
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Flame On
Bad Gramma.
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 2:36:00 PM
It seemes most of us er from tyme to tyme.Basicly we are all humin with the exepshin of one or too of us.If their is wone thing i hav learnet from this it is i must go bacc to skool and get some gramma lesons.
Aneeways hear is a syte full of lowcal picshas four yor vuuing plesha.
How menee lines doo i get,teecha?
Wot were the ansas too th futball qiz as i cayme unstuc one th same on as mmCoronic?wer we bein used as Ginee Pigs so th teecha cud enta a compatishin
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It seemes most of us er from tyme to tyme.Basicly we are all humin with the exepshin of one or too of us.If their is wone thing i hav learnet from this it is i must go bacc to skool and get some gramma lesons.
Aneeways hear is a syte full of lowcal picshas four yor vuuing plesha.
How menee lines doo i get,teecha?
Wot were the ansas too th futball qiz as i cayme unstuc one th same on as mmCoronic?wer we bein used as Ginee Pigs so th teecha cud enta a compatishin
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There's a storm brewin'
posted by Dogs @ 2:34:00 PM
I'm stunned - so much that I can't even be arsed to rise to yet another punctuation debate with mmChronic - tasty as it may seem.
I'm far more interested in this
can of worms
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I'm stunned - so much that I can't even be arsed to rise to yet another punctuation debate with mmChronic - tasty as it may seem.
I'm far more interested in this
can of worms
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oops...
We are the spelling, grammar and punctuation Nazis...
posted by mmChronic @ 2:17:00 PM
Just as there is no excuse for incorrect spacing after a comma there is also no excuse for not ending a question with a question mark or a sentence with a full stop.
Glass houses etc. snigger.
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Just as there is no excuse for incorrect spacing after a comma there is also no excuse for not ending a question with a question mark or a sentence with a full stop.
Glass houses etc. snigger.
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If I wanted to start a fight...
posted by bungers @ 2:16:00 PM
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Seeing as you were so polite!
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Mushroom Cloud Picture Gallery
posted by bungers @ 1:56:00 PM
If I'd known I was gonna start WWIII...
Anyway. My favourite WMD has to be the Atomic Bomb, because "it's da bomb". So here is a Mushroom Cloud Picture Gallery, in anticipation of next week's new Fungus of the Month.
Ref : "Rents"
That's what the kids call them... I was merely pointing out the correct spelling. Pronunciation is down to dialect, which doesn't alter the spelling of an abbreviation. ;)
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If I'd known I was gonna start WWIII... Anyway. My favourite WMD has to be the Atomic Bomb, because "it's da bomb". So here is a Mushroom Cloud Picture Gallery, in anticipation of next week's new Fungus of the Month.
Ref : "Rents"
That's what the kids call them... I was merely pointing out the correct spelling. Pronunciation is down to dialect, which doesn't alter the spelling of an abbreviation. ;)
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Come on then. I'll have the lot of ye ootside.
posted by Dogs @ 1:26:00 PM
If I wanted to start a fight then I'd probably tell
ILuvNufc that having a bad temper is no excuse for not following a comma with a space.
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If I wanted to start a fight then I'd probably tell
ILuvNufc that having a bad temper is no excuse for not following a comma with a space.
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Your wish is my command
posted by mmChronic @ 1:10:00 PM
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as long as it only involves creating icons anyway!
There you go dogs, a handbag icon. Go on, start a fight - you know you want to. :)
There you go dogs, a handbag icon. Go on, start a fight - you know you want to. :)
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Car Accidents
posted by mmChronic @ 12:54:00 PM
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You know when you are out and see a road accident and the traffic slows down to look, potentially causing more crashes? Well here's the solution - Car Accident Pictures - pictures and reports from people involved in accidents.
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Handbags
posted by Dogs @ 12:53:00 PM
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Darn it. I want a handbags icon made available now! Posted my defintion of fussy on Urban Dictionary but it takes 24 hours to register so we'll have to wait until tomorrow to see who I've upset.
In the meantime I do like Urban's suggestions. Ho ho.
Handbags!!! Hoorah! MmChronic has joined in too!! Hoorah!!!
In the meantime I do like Urban's suggestions. Ho ho.
Handbags!!! Hoorah! MmChronic has joined in too!! Hoorah!!!
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ooh whiny :)
posted by mmChronic @ 12:35:00 PM
Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning, ILuvNufc? :)
I feel I have to correct your pronunciation in turn. It's not parents or parints - it's ma/da or mutha/fatha :)
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Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning, ILuvNufc? :)
I feel I have to correct your pronunciation in turn. It's not parents or parints - it's ma/da or mutha/fatha :)
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Fussy
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 11:24:00 AM
OMG.Someone is feeling fussy today.I have always said rints cos where i come from the end of the word parents sounds like that.Your definition of the word may be true in your case,i dont know,do you still live in Mummy's and Daddy's house?
OK? bung,bungers,ass-hopper or whatever your name is today.
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OMG.Someone is feeling fussy today.I have always said rints cos where i come from the end of the word parents sounds like that.Your definition of the word may be true in your case,i dont know,do you still live in Mummy's and Daddy's house?
OK? bung,bungers,ass-hopper or whatever your name is today.
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Credit where credit's due
posted by mmChronic @ 10:53:00 AM
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It wasn't me who posted the Celeb Cemetery - it was ILuvNufc!
Anyway just for you - a Guybrush icon!
Anyway just for you - a Guybrush icon!
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Computer | Index
posted by bungers @ 10:29:00 AM
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Tres amusant mon franglais ami! Computer | Index
p.s.mmChronic ILuvNUFC.. it's "rents" cause they pay the "rent".... Check your AOL translator! Doh!
EDIT : Oooops sorry!
p.s.
EDIT : Oooops sorry!
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Celebrity Cemetery.
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 10:18:00 AM
See the graves of the rich and famous here.This is an American site so a lot of the names will not mean much to the average Brit.The list includes the likes of Sid Vicious,Kojak(ask your rints(parents)),Pelvis and Marilyn Monroe.
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See the graves of the rich and famous here.This is an American site so a lot of the names will not mean much to the average Brit.The list includes the likes of Sid Vicious,Kojak(ask your rints(parents)),Pelvis and Marilyn Monroe.
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If I had a Monkey...
posted by mmChronic @ 10:04:00 AM
Or you could be exceedingly cruel to your monkey like this bloke. I wonder if he spanks his monkey?
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I'd monkey in the morning
I'd monkey in the evening
... all over this land
Or you could be exceedingly cruel to your monkey like this bloke. I wonder if he spanks his monkey?
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More Beatles remixes?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:43:00 AM
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After the Grey Album we have Mrs. Miller's Greatest Hits. Not remixes but covers of 60's songs in her own inimitable style.
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Slashdot | Visual Autopsy Of An ATM Card Skimmer
posted by bungers @ 9:30:00 AM
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Yaaaaaaarrr!!
Can we have Guybrush Threepwood for an icon pleeeeease - a guest pirate if you like!
Doesn't Julia Roberts look ruff today??!
Can we have Guybrush Threepwood for an icon pleeeeease - a guest pirate if you like!
Doesn't Julia Roberts look ruff today??!
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Is that an iPod in your pocket?
posted by bungers @ 9:23:00 AM
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Or are you just pleased to see me..?? Dissect the one you love
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It's Grey Tuesday!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:09:00 AM
If you haven't got your copy of the Grey Album you are the slowest person in the world! Well today is your lucky day - today is the day that the web sticks it to EMI.
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If you haven't got your copy of the Grey Album you are the slowest person in the world! Well today is your lucky day - today is the day that the web sticks it to EMI.
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Monday, February 23, 2004
Mario World Overrun
posted by mmChronic @ 1:29:00 PM
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Mario World Overrun is sort of like Missile Command with added Mario goodness. You have to defend the castle against enemies, earning coins (what else in a Mario game?) to buy better weapons and gun turrets. Presumably there is a level later on where you have to defend against ninja Nintendo lawyers citing IP infringements.
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Terra Realms
posted by mmChronic @ 1:19:00 PM
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Yet another point and click adventure game - Terra Realms - Let the Journey Begin.
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Spot the odd one out
Recipe goodness
posted by mmChronic @ 11:08:00 AM
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Learn how to make fdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa with Delia.
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Sympathy vote?
posted by mmChronic @ 11:02:00 AM
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Matthew Kelly got the Best Actor Award at the Larry's. I have only ever seen him 'acting' in one thing and that was a godawful series where he is reunited with his long lost son and all the hilarious(?) situations that ensue. So either he has improved drastically as an actor or he has garnered lots of luvvie support for his 'ordeal' last year. Of course this is at the same awards ceremony that the Jerry Springer musical won 4 awards - my gast is well and truly flabbered.
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RoboSapien
posted by mmChronic @ 10:48:00 AM
As it say on the tin "For all your world domination needs". Demo modes - Disco dance, Rude behavior, and Kung Fu kata. Everything you'd ever need really.
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As it say on the tin "For all your world domination needs". Demo modes - Disco dance, Rude behavior, and Kung Fu kata. Everything you'd ever need really.
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The goals?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:34:00 AM
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- Beckhams' so called 'wonder goal' - even though Rob Lee scored a much better one like that that was disallowed as one of the opposing players was offside against us. So much for fscking advantage! I think it may even have been against the same keeper (Neil 'spazzy' Sullivan?) as this one.
- Owen vs Argentina?
- Some cheating, Argentinian, coke snorting, fat dwarf - against England. Not with his hand this time.
- ???
- Gazza's wonderful 'take the piss out of the big ginger lump Colin Hendry' move againt Scotchland in 1996. Sheer class. Was that the one celebrated with the dentists chair?
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Run away!! Reason #356
Friday, February 20, 2004
Name these famous goals!
Mummy Maze
posted by mmChronic @ 2:25:00 PM
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Escape the maze before the mummy gets you. Simple little puzzle game.
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I'm rich!
posted by mmChronic @ 12:44:00 PM
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I'm off to print loads of these!
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No... that's not it...
posted by bungers @ 12:39:00 PM
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I think I've found it, but the site is down. Will post it later!
ways for spending counterfeit money #2593
-put it in the collection plate at church
via George Carlin
ways for spending counterfeit money #2593
-put it in the collection plate at church
via George Carlin
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Run away! Piranha fished from Thames
Show and tell
posted by mmChronic @ 12:26:00 PM
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Is this (3rd story) what you are looking for?
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Link request!
posted by bungers @ 12:07:00 PM
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Competition time again!
Can some one find me a link to the story about the American kid who photocopied a load of Dollar bills for "show and tell" and got busted by the FBI...??
There's a prize in it for the winner!
I think it was on FARK....
Can some one find me a link to the story about the American kid who photocopied a load of Dollar bills for "show and tell" and got busted by the FBI...??
There's a prize in it for the winner!
I think it was on FARK....
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The Mystery Of Time And Space
posted by mmChronic @ 11:57:00 AM
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Another point 'n' click adventure - The Mystery Of Time And Space.
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The Political Graveyard
posted by mmChronic @ 11:50:00 AM
The Political Graveyard is a website which tells you "where the dead politicians are buried". Unfortunately it features only American politicians so if you want to dance on Evil Maggie's grave when she finally shuffles off this mortal coil you'll have to find it yourself. Should be easy - just join the queue from the North East.
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The Political Graveyard is a website which tells you "where the dead politicians are buried". Unfortunately it features only American politicians so if you want to dance on Evil Maggie's grave when she finally shuffles off this mortal coil you'll have to find it yourself. Should be easy - just join the queue from the North East.
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Cells can grow on silicon
posted by mmChronic @ 11:44:00 AM
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Not a Jordan story - researchers have found that nerve cells grown on a chip can memorize information and communicate. First experiments were using cells from a snail. Significant sped upgrades expected when they upgrade to cheetah cells.
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Chucky
I thought Here's my favourite ickle angel...!
posted by bungers @ 11:24:00 AM
Here's my buddy Chucky, who has requested to be on the front page!
She's a bit of a chump, but she's alright really...!
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Here's my buddy Chucky, who has requested to be on the front page!
She's a bit of a chump, but she's alright really...!
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Li'l G n'R
posted by mmChronic @ 10:06:00 AM
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It's like minipops (awful 80's - essential viewing for bacons) with hippies - it's a kiddy Guns n Roses tribute band.
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Are you ginger?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:02:00 AM
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Here is a simple test to determine your gingerness.
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Yahoo! News - Top Stories Photos - AP
posted by bungers @ 9:35:00 AM
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This old goofball swallowed 300 coins and other various stuff, and as such couldn't poo.
See how useful my icon is!
See how useful my icon is!
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Thursday, February 19, 2004
Clunk click every trip
posted by mmChronic @ 6:13:00 PM
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If you don't wear your seat belt this could happen!
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Curry KitKat?
posted by mmChronic @ 6:04:00 PM
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Nestle are reported to be planning a curry KitKat in a bid to combat falling sales.
Perhaps they might have more success if they reverted to the original Rowntrees recipe? Since they bought Rowntrees the chocolate used has definitely changed for the worse. I remember reading somewhere that they changed it for reasons of longer shelf life rather than taste. I do know I no longer eat Kit Kats, Toffee Crisps and other ex-Rowntree chocolate bars because they taste nothing like they used to.
In addition to remedying the plastic chocolate situation Nestle could raise sales across all of their products by ending their participation in the killing of babies.
Perhaps they might have more success if they reverted to the original Rowntrees recipe? Since they bought Rowntrees the chocolate used has definitely changed for the worse. I remember reading somewhere that they changed it for reasons of longer shelf life rather than taste. I do know I no longer eat Kit Kats, Toffee Crisps and other ex-Rowntree chocolate bars because they taste nothing like they used to.
In addition to remedying the plastic chocolate situation Nestle could raise sales across all of their products by ending their participation in the killing of babies.
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Bubble gum art
posted by mmChronic @ 4:42:00 PM
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Pictures of ladies in the medium of gum.
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Man arrested for eating poo!
posted by mmChronic @ 4:37:00 PM
Man
arrested for eating poo, doing drugs, wearing womens clothing. A day in the life of the depraved.
Wow this new icon is really useful :)
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Man
arrested for eating poo, doing drugs, wearing womens clothing. A day in the life of the depraved.
Wow this new icon is really useful :)
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Video game to help flood planners
posted by mmChronic @ 4:10:00 PM
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A special SimCity-like game has been devised to help plan for Britain's future flood defences. Doesn't mention if it includes Godzilla type attacks.
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The Mumm-ra Zone
New Friends, But Jen Hints At Matt Finish
NHS gets faster pr0n
posted by mmChronic @ 3:40:00 PM
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The NHS has signed a deal with BT to connect all sites with broadband. The first thing patients will notice about it is that the NHS will now be able to lose their medical records much faster than ever before.
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New Icon erm.. goodness.
posted by mmChronic @ 3:11:00 PM
Two new icons from Bungers. Normally I wouldn't showcase the new icons like this but I didn't want to be incorrectlyblamed for credited with such magnificent pieces.
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Two new icons from Bungers. Normally I wouldn't showcase the new icons like this but I didn't want to be incorrectly
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More iPod woes
posted by Dogs @ 2:01:00 PM
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Oh dear. First surprise for iPod owners was that the battery could die within 18 months and it cost £90 to replace - though I hear the price may have come down a bit since that original revelation. But now a report claims that should you choose to recharge your shiny iPod through your shiny Mac FireWire port it could just drain it instead. Bummer.
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See if your pass is valid...
posted by bungers @ 1:55:00 PM
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By my calculations that makes me 64% likely to go to heaven, and hopefully I'm not off to hell!
I think my soul was only worth £4000 or something, but I can't remember where that test was. But on the whole things are looking up for me!! Cheers Big Man!
I think my soul was only worth £4000 or something, but I can't remember where that test was. But on the whole things are looking up for me!! Cheers Big Man!
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My mother is insane..!
posted by bungers @ 1:43:00 PM
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Nothing will prepare you for this.
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Monkey Head
More books
posted by mmChronic @ 12:03:00 PM
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BookCrossing is a place where you can read reviews of books. So what's so good about that?
What sets this apart is that people all around the world can register a book with them, get an ID for it and dump it for someone to find. The finder (in theory at least) gets the book, sees the BookCrossing info, and posts back to the site and then completes the cycle by re-releasing into the wild. There was even a book released 2 days ago in Newcastle! Unsurprisingly (considering the lack of books, people that can read and electricity for net connections) there are none in sundlind.
What sets this apart is that people all around the world can register a book with them, get an ID for it and dump it for someone to find. The finder (in theory at least) gets the book, sees the BookCrossing info, and posts back to the site and then completes the cycle by re-releasing into the wild. There was even a book released 2 days ago in Newcastle! Unsurprisingly (considering the lack of books, people that can read and electricity for net connections) there are none in sundlind.
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Britney reads book!
posted by mmChronic @ 10:44:00 AM
Britneyis literit litterat litu can read! She may even graduate to teenage level books soon.
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Britney
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Follow up: Grey Album
posted by mmChronic @ 10:39:00 AM
If you haven't got your copy of the Grey Album yet then I think Grey Tuesday would be a good opportunity to do so.
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If you haven't got your copy of the Grey Album yet then I think Grey Tuesday would be a good opportunity to do so.
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80's lyrics quiz
posted by mmChronic @ 10:30:00 AM
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I know it's not Friday yet but here's a Friday quiz anyway - 80's lyrics questions - 103 of them!
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Put a tiger in your tank?
Plotting world domination?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:18:00 AM
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Then here's your first country - Denmark for $15 - so far.
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Have you had a trouser related mishap this morning?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:02:00 AM
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Then it's either your wooden floor or seriously weakened sphincter. (goatse link? appropriate but no!)
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Our fast food needs protection
posted by mmChronic @ 9:55:00 AM
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After seeing our burger (BSE), kebab (foot and mouth) and chicken (Thai chicken flu) supplies being threatened in recent years news now comes of a danger to our chips. A farmer has had to destroy his seed potatoes after they were found to be infected with potato rot bacteria.
I think it is all a secret gubmint plot to starve the fatties.
I think it is all a secret gubmint plot to starve the fatties.
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Today's target for my hatred...
posted by bungers @ 9:34:00 AM
People who say "I'm a lover, not a fighter".
You know who you are. I'm gonna hunt you down, and Jet Li your a$$es. And because you're not fighters, my work will be quicker to complete!
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People who say "I'm a lover, not a fighter".
You know who you are. I'm gonna hunt you down, and Jet Li your a$$es. And because you're not fighters, my work will be quicker to complete!
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Wednesday, February 18, 2004
More SP
Gripe of the day
posted by Dogs @ 3:45:00 PM
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Anyone else noticed that a basket of Satsumas from the local supermarket goes off too quickly these days
I remember the good old days when they lasted longer than two days. This article explains it all - apparently they gas the poor defenseless fruit to make them ripen unnaturally. The fecking gm mutificating b******s.
But, as the vicar said to the actress, you're safe if you avoid the brown button.
I remember the good old days when they lasted longer than two days. This article explains it all - apparently they gas the poor defenseless fruit to make them ripen unnaturally. The fecking gm mutificating b******s.
But, as the vicar said to the actress, you're safe if you avoid the brown button.
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Rumsfeld Fighting Technique
posted by mmChronic @ 2:20:00 PM
New unarmed combat techniques are to be taught to US Marines. These have been devised (and used in many undercover missions) by Sensei Rumsfeld.
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New unarmed combat techniques are to be taught to US Marines. These have been devised (and used in many undercover missions) by Sensei Rumsfeld.
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Slightly belated.
Brit awards?
posted by mmChronic @ 12:51:00 PM
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The only bit of the Brit Awards I saw was when Justin was doing some speaking bit and sounding very gay and when JungleKerry had some sort of spunk assisted hairstyle (post a pic of this if you find one!) a la Mary. And that was way more than I actually wanted to see.
And now for some links with some actual content rather than an "site being upgraded" message (WTF is that about? Next time perhaps they could have the site ready to display the results. Novel idea I know but worth a go!) - general article, full list of winners and some pictures.
And now for some links with some actual content rather than an "site being upgraded" message (WTF is that about? Next time perhaps they could have the site ready to display the results. Novel idea I know but worth a go!) - general article, full list of winners and some pictures.
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Follow up: The Brit Awards
posted by bungers @ 12:43:00 PM
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More to come on this subject later, but here is another track from Jamie Cullen covering Frontin'. It's just been on Radio One, and it's good.
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The Brit awards...
posted by bungers @ 12:08:00 PM
Seeing as I'm now Director General of the Beeb, I feel I am now qualified to pass my judgement on last night's Brit Awards.
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Seeing as I'm now Director General of the Beeb, I feel I am now qualified to pass my judgement on last night's Brit Awards.
- Good Stuff:
- Beyonce's big ol' booty
- Justin had a nice suit on
- Cat Deely (yum yum)
- Jamie Cullen put on a good turn
- Bad stuff:
- The sound quality - WTF??? More on this later...
- Using backing tracks!
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Guess the Dictator or Sit-Com Character
posted by mmChronic @ 11:47:00 AM
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One of those yes-no question things that guesses who you are - as long as you are a dictator or sitcom character!
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GIGA quotes
posted by mmChronic @ 10:08:00 AM
Huge collection of quotes listed by category, author and most interestingly I thought, chronologically.
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"Pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerent"
Huge collection of quotes listed by category, author and most interestingly I thought, chronologically.
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Germans bag über-dooper super computer
posted by mmChronic @ 9:54:00 AM
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The Germans now have the fastest computer in Europe - expected to be able to calculate France & the Low Countries in less than 10 days. Bletchley Park has been put on alert.
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BATTLEWANG!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:49:00 AM
I need to upgrade my cock so if you sign up here I can get extra credits to spend on it.
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"
See who has the most powerful cock
"
I need to upgrade my cock so if you sign up here I can get extra credits to spend on it.
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Bagle 2 spotted!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:40:00 AM
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No not Beagle 2 but Bagle-B - YA email worm. When will people stop clicking on attachments?
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Choose your own repeats
posted by mmChronic @ 9:36:00 AM
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Apparently The BBC are looking at using P2P technology to make it's "archive accessible via the internet". Hopefully this will be every BBC production that they still have copies of. Can you imagine access to every BBC programme ever? I'm off to watch the Clangers. :)
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ooh tiny!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:27:00 AM
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Paul Allen's (one of Microsofts founders) new company has announced the FlipStart. It's a PDA sized, 1GHz cpu, 256MB mem, 30GB hd always on PC which ways less than a pound. <drool>
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Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Mr.T vs Everything
posted by mmChronic @ 4:27:00 PM
Contrived linkage to enable posting another SP character? It may be contrived but it's still very good. Loads of Mr T vs just about anything you can think of. He may even end the war on terror. Yay for Mr T!
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Contrived linkage to enable posting another SP character? It may be contrived but it's still very good. Loads of Mr T vs just about anything you can think of. He may even end the war on terror. Yay for Mr T!
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Here is me...
Create a South Park Character
posted by mmChronic @ 1:25:00 PM
Cool flash thing where you choose heads, eyes, accessories etc and create your own South Park character.
As seen as we haven't had a challenge of any sort for a while here's one. Create a recognisable picture of someone (anyone) using the South Park Character Creator ™ and post. Best by end of the week gets usual prize fromBung
Bungers
BKingKat erm... fscking Grasshopper Unit. We are going to need an 'icy hot stuntaz' icon for the boy at this rate.
Here's my first go.
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Cool flash thing where you choose heads, eyes, accessories etc and create your own South Park character.
As seen as we haven't had a challenge of any sort for a while here's one. Create a recognisable picture of someone (anyone) using the South Park Character Creator ™ and post. Best by end of the week gets usual prize from
Here's my first go.
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Irishwoman lived with sister's corpse
posted by bungers @ 1:11:00 PM
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AND SLEPT IN THE SAME BED. What do you do when a corpse starts hogging the duvet..??
I like the line "He wouldn't even watch the television if there was a woman on it"... via Yahoo News
I like the line "He wouldn't even watch the television if there was a woman on it"... via Yahoo News
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Crimson Room
posted by mmChronic @ 11:08:00 AM
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A japanese point'n'click adventure. You are stuck in the Crimson Room and must escape. So WTF do I do with the audio tape and the thing that looks a bit like a gamecube?
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Robots take aim in Segway soccer
posted by mmChronic @ 10:45:00 AM
Scientists at the Carnegie Mellon University are setting up a football match between humans and robot Segways. Worries are growing that there may be a roasting incident involving a vacuum cleaner.
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Scientists at the Carnegie Mellon University are setting up a football match between humans and robot Segways. Worries are growing that there may be a roasting incident involving a vacuum cleaner.
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Beer too expensive?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:30:00 AM
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Then let them drink champagne!
S&N have closed a brewery after all - just not ours.
More importantly the BBC seem to be reporting on lots of asthma surveys this morning (1, 2, 3). Now at least 2 of these stories are reporting on a survey by Gina and the third is based on data provided by an "EC survey" which may or may not have been carried out by Gina (hard to tell as the BBC omit their source totally).
So is it such a slow news day that the BBC have to publish at least 3 different articles interpreting the same set of figures? Or is it that they can no longer cope without Greg Dyke? We should be told.
S&N have closed a brewery after all - just not ours.
More importantly the BBC seem to be reporting on lots of asthma surveys this morning (1, 2, 3). Now at least 2 of these stories are reporting on a survey by Gina and the third is based on data provided by an "EC survey" which may or may not have been carried out by Gina (hard to tell as the BBC omit their source totally).
So is it such a slow news day that the BBC have to publish at least 3 different articles interpreting the same set of figures? Or is it that they can no longer cope without Greg Dyke? We should be told.
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This morning's "New Links Investigates"...
posted by bungers @ 9:49:00 AM
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Follow on from all the kerfuffle with S&N, lets have an investigation into the Beer Price Hike Threat To Pubs. With pints going up by 10p per pint yesterday, lets look at the real cost of beer, and how we, the consumers, are being screwed over again... over to you, Anne Robinson.
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Monday, February 16, 2004
Teenager solves his own abduction!
posted by mmChronic @ 8:07:00 PM
A 17 year old in California found himself on a missing children site. It turns out his mother kidnapped him from his father, who had full custody, at the age of three.
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A 17 year old in California found himself on a missing children site. It turns out his mother kidnapped him from his father, who had full custody, at the age of three.
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EMI blocks remix of Beatles album
posted by mmChronic @ 7:23:00 PM
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DJ Danger Mouse has been told by EMI to stop distributing the Grey Album. The words bolting the stable door after the horse has bolted spring to mind.
Apparently "copies are circulating in the hip-hop community". Bling!
Apparently "copies are circulating in the hip-hop community". Bling!
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1st leaked Windows exploit
posted by mmChronic @ 6:33:00 PM
First exploit from the leaked Windows code has arrived. Fortunately it is only for IE5. Which means only lazy gits who haven't upgraded will be hit. There aren't many IE5 users out there according to the infographic from Google Zeitgeiston the left.
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First exploit from the leaked Windows code has arrived. Fortunately it is only for IE5. Which means only lazy gits who haven't upgraded will be hit. There aren't many IE5 users out there according to the infographic from Google Zeitgeiston the left.
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More Kitty Kat links...
posted by bungers @ 3:58:00 PM
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Poor old Sad Kitty. He's sad cause you killed all his friends! This is part of the American Moms Against Masturbation Campaign
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"Give us Star Trek-style weapons"
posted by bungers @ 2:44:00 PM
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...says senior British officer. Device wanted that "switches off brain". I thought that's what the basic training did!! arf arf!
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ic Newcastle - What's brewing?
posted by mmChronic @ 2:12:00 PM
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Evening Chronicle are reporting that the Newcastle Brown story is rubbish. It would be nice if S&N applied for regional status to confirm this.
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Follow up: Regional Food
posted by mmChronic @ 2:00:00 PM
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Accordng to this
So I think Newcastle Brown definitely falls in that definition. It's produced in the region, sold around the world with the word 'Newcastle' and the silhouette of part of Newcastle's skyline prominent on labelling - ffs even the web address is newcastlebrown.com! And Newcastle Brown is nothing if not distinctive.
Unfortunately it seems only producers or food associations can register their products and Newcastle Brown ale at this time doesn't seem to be registered. So it looks like they can make it on Mars if they wish. :/
Regional food (sometimes called locality food) is food produced within a particular geographical area (whether administrative region, county, town or other appellation) and is marketed as coming from that area. However, it may be sold within or outside that area. Regional food is perceived to have a distinctive quality because of the area in or the method by which it is produced.
So I think Newcastle Brown definitely falls in that definition. It's produced in the region, sold around the world with the word 'Newcastle' and the silhouette of part of Newcastle's skyline prominent on labelling - ffs even the web address is newcastlebrown.com! And Newcastle Brown is nothing if not distinctive.
Unfortunately it seems only producers or food associations can register their products and Newcastle Brown ale at this time doesn't seem to be registered. So it looks like they can make it on Mars if they wish. :/
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Beagle may lie under Essex mud...
posted by bungers @ 1:39:00 PM
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Awwww.. shizzle... that's the wrong Beagle. I thought old Colin had maybe been looking in the wrong direction. Doh!
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Animals on the Underground
posted by mmChronic @ 12:40:00 PM
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This one is cool - animals that have been spotted in the London Undergound map. The link to the map is a flash anim resolving the stylised map into a geographical one.
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More Newcastle based alchohol related shenanigans
posted by mmChronic @ 12:34:00 PM
After the Balmbra's story last week we now seemingly have confirmation of S&N's brewery in Newcastle being shut down. This was rumoured a few weeks ago in the (mm?)Chronicle but was played down by S&N suits.
Worst of all is the revelation that Newcy Brown would be 'outsourced' somewhere else. What happened to the EU ruling on regional products e.g. Champagne, Parma ham etc etc only being produced in the region they are named after? Maybe S&N haven't registered it? Can someone other than the manufacturer register it? Must investigate further.
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After the Balmbra's story last week we now seemingly have confirmation of S&N's brewery in Newcastle being shut down. This was rumoured a few weeks ago in the (mm?)Chronicle but was played down by S&N suits.
Worst of all is the revelation that Newcy Brown would be 'outsourced' somewhere else. What happened to the EU ruling on regional products e.g. Champagne, Parma ham etc etc only being produced in the region they are named after? Maybe S&N haven't registered it? Can someone other than the manufacturer register it? Must investigate further.
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My Thundercat's secret is out!
posted by bungers @ 10:36:00 AM
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Nice detective work mmChronic, pah! You must've been watching Unbreakable last night with all these super heroes links!
UPDATE : The stink mysteriously hasn't reappeared since someone went on holiday, but I guess that's just a coincidence... but it has been replaced with the stank of rotting milk in the water cooler drip tray! I work with animals!
singing "I wanna say stank you, smelly much..." lyrics via Outkast
Oh yeah... and by way of linkage, if you forgot to get your missus something for Valentine's day how's about this...?? Check out their website here and then laugh when you find out it costs £1300 for a four day course! Reminds me of the Southpark episode where Cartman becomes a preacher to make $10 million..
Funnily enough, it doesn't actually make a case for not looking at the filthy stuff... So here's some boobies. If anyone's gonna disapprove, at least it won't be your prostate! Happy Valentine's little fella!
EDIT : And by way of balance, here's a cute little kitten reading a book. Put it away and think of the kittens!
UPDATE : The stink mysteriously hasn't reappeared since someone went on holiday, but I guess that's just a coincidence... but it has been replaced with the stank of rotting milk in the water cooler drip tray! I work with animals!
singing "I wanna say stank you, smelly much..." lyrics via Outkast
Oh yeah... and by way of linkage, if you forgot to get your missus something for Valentine's day how's about this...?? Check out their website here and then laugh when you find out it costs £1300 for a four day course! Reminds me of the Southpark episode where Cartman becomes a preacher to make $10 million..
Funnily enough, it doesn't actually make a case for not looking at the filthy stuff... So here's some boobies. If anyone's gonna disapprove, at least it won't be your prostate! Happy Valentine's little fella!
EDIT : And by way of balance, here's a cute little kitten reading a book. Put it away and think of the kittens!
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'Uncanny physics of comic book superheroes'
posted by mmChronic @ 10:16:00 AM
An American professor is using superhero comics to teach physics claiming that comics get "science right more often than not". I'm off to build Danny's Tranny.
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An American professor is using superhero comics to teach physics claiming that comics get "science right more often than not". I'm off to build Danny's Tranny.
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Serial Killer Art
posted by mmChronic @ 10:12:00 AM
Might we one day find an example of Bungers' art on this site? If Bungers was a serial killer it would explain the smell.
If nothing else this site will let you play amateur psychoanalyst - some of the images are ever so slightly strange.
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Might we one day find an example of Bungers' art on this site? If Bungers was a serial killer it would explain the smell.
If nothing else this site will let you play amateur psychoanalyst - some of the images are ever so slightly strange.
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Pingoffski
posted by mmChronic @ 10:04:00 AM
More pingu bash - this time a Russian version.
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More pingu bash - this time a Russian version.
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Can't wait for the King Kong movie?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:02:00 AM
Then try King Kong : Don't mess with the monkey. This started off as a few people doing some scenes from the Jackson / Walsh screenplay then just snowballed into what you see on this site.
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Then try King Kong : Don't mess with the monkey. This started off as a few people doing some scenes from the Jackson / Walsh screenplay then just snowballed into what you see on this site.
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Hedgehogs worth £20!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:59:00 AM
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Animal rescue people are offering a 20 quid bounty for each hedgehog rescued before a cull on Uist. The cull is targetting 5,000 hedgehogs. That's potentially erm... £100,000 up for grabs! I'm off to Uist.
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Crouching Bunny. Hidden Rabbit.
Celebrity Births.
posted by mmChronic @ 9:47:00 AM
I am so glad the Liza Minnelli / David Gest marriage ended acrimoniously - or we could have seen a monstrous kid like this!
More celebrity births here.
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I am so glad the Liza Minnelli / David Gest marriage ended acrimoniously - or we could have seen a monstrous kid like this!
More celebrity births here.
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GCSEs and A-levels 'to be replaced'
posted by mmChronic @ 9:43:00 AM
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by what? Gold stars? Apparently not. Some frenchy style baccalaureate is being proposed which will include 'extra curricular activities'. Good grief! A qualification for getting drunk on cider!
Next year's educational rethink proposes giving away certificates in packets of Walkers crisps.
Next year's educational rethink proposes giving away certificates in packets of Walkers crisps.
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Halo in a LEGO stylee
posted by mmChronic @ 9:36:00 AM
Models of vehicles and characters from Halo including an excellent warthog model! Has various other models he has made including Star Wars, MGS & LOTR.
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Models of vehicles and characters from Halo including an excellent warthog model! Has various other models he has made including Star Wars, MGS & LOTR.
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Is this Bungers' secret site?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:30:00 AM
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The evidence:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I present Bkingkat's ThunderCats page. I rest my case.
- It's about Thundercats (an 80's cartoon)
- The graphics look to be of a similar standard
- The webmaster's name begins with B as does Bungers
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I present Bkingkat's ThunderCats page. I rest my case.
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Eeeenteresting e-bay item number #3253231...
posted by bungers @ 9:24:00 AM
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Late for work every day? Hows about an ex-USAF F/A-18A Navy Blue Angel Hornet
It comes in blue, but I'm gonna paint mine burgandy. It'll be fun parking it on the deck of that surplus Aircraft Carrier I bought just before Christmas.
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Friday, February 13, 2004
no problem, 80's cartoons are my specialist subject Magnus!
posted by bungers @ 2:02:00 PM
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Here's some nice images from New Scientist showing a big volcano on Mars.
Follow up : Dunno how we missed it, but Beagle was declared "officially lost" on February 6th...
Follow up : Dunno how we missed it, but Beagle was declared "officially lost" on February 6th...
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Friday quiz
posted by mmChronic @ 1:58:00 PM
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This is actually running for the next few weeks. It's a quiz to identify a recording artist at MusicalMystery.com. Stuff to win includes iPods and money.
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Thank you Bungers...
posted by mmChronic @ 1:42:00 PM
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It was indeed Pole Position. ITOFPCEOO. (I think our five pounds cancel each other out)
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Perhaps it was this...
posted by bungers @ 1:37:00 PM
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My favourite cartoon of the 80's after Thundercats was this one. AICMFP!
The animal thing was called Kuma, and we had a hamster named after it.
The animal thing was called Kuma, and we had a hamster named after it.
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BBC reporting on false reporting instead of erm.. false reporting
posted by mmChronic @ 1:26:00 PM
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The New Statesman made up a story about Welsh Nazis that are the descendants of Hitler's secret love child who was delivered to Wales by a V2 rocket shortly before the fall of the Third Reich and raised by Dai the Fascist in secrecy. Which may be false reporting.
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Follow up: Music
posted by mmChronic @ 1:13:00 PM
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That cover sounds like Marvin Gaye to start with (sounds like beginning of What's Going On), meanders via George Best (definite hiccup at 2:05) and climaxes in a Jacko crushed nads style. Of course the fact he announces that it is a cover of Thing Called Love by the Darkness in a file called lemar_love_nov03.ram means I may be able to deduce the answer - Lemar and a cover of Thing Called Love. ICMFP.
Continuing the quizzing - what was the cartoon in the 80s (maybe early 90's) with a racing team that did secret agent stuff? And I'll discount M.A.S.K. before you start. I don't actually know the answer to this - for some reason I thought of it this morning and can't remember what it was called.
ps Just to reinforce dogs' opinion of my crap taste in music - I quite like the Darkness.
Continuing the quizzing - what was the cartoon in the 80s (maybe early 90's) with a racing team that did secret agent stuff? And I'll discount M.A.S.K. before you start. I don't actually know the answer to this - for some reason I thought of it this morning and can't remember what it was called.
ps Just to reinforce dogs' opinion of my crap taste in music - I quite like the Darkness.
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Comment : Aaaaarrr....
posted by bungers @ 11:27:00 AM
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I know someone, who, since he started "listening to legitimatly requisitioned mp3 files that have been downloaded from the intraweb" has actually started buying Albums again. This person hadn't bought any music for years (cause he couldn't be arsed, and didn't think there wuz anything worth listening too) "auditioned" some albums and then went out and bought them. See you don't get the track listings, and the booklet, and all that shizzle, and you never will... wake up RIAA , play to your strenghts and stop moaning. Stop putting out so much $hit, people will never pay for kak anyway... make your bed, you lie in it... blah blah...
Here's a good one... shit manufactured artist from worst show in the world does cover of awful psuedo rock which turns out to be rather good. Answers on a postcard, to the usual address! Took me a while to figure out what the track was... but it's worth a listen.
But you should still vote for the Raskett for the Prize!
p.s.... That JayZ track ,which is the mixed up version of "99 problems", ROCKS!!
Here's a good one... shit manufactured artist from worst show in the world does cover of awful psuedo rock which turns out to be rather good. Answers on a postcard, to the usual address! Took me a while to figure out what the track was... but it's worth a listen.
But you should still vote for the Raskett for the Prize!
p.s.... That JayZ track ,which is the mixed up version of "99 problems", ROCKS!!
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So why is today supposed to be bad luck?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:55:00 AM
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Snopes examines the history of the paraskevidekatriaphobia. Personally I think it's a load of shi
++ CARRIER DROPPED ++
++ CARRIER DROPPED ++
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Grey Area?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:49:00 AM
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What do you get if you cross the Beatle's White Album with the Black Album by Jay-Z? That would be the Grey Album by DJ Danger Mouse. Unsurprisingly EMI slightly miffed.
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Draw Your Boss
posted by mmChronic @ 10:37:00 AM
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At last, a site worthy of hosting one of Bungers masterpieces - www.drawyourboss.com.
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Eight legged hermaphrodite piglet
posted by mmChronic @ 10:24:00 AM
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More animal stuffing fun. Not donkey pr0n (boo! hiss! says Bungers) but a stuffed eight legged hermaphrodite piglet.
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More old software released into the wild
posted by mmChronic @ 10:18:00 AM
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No, not Windows NT. After the release of "VideoToaster source code it's the turn of the C= 64 - GEOS is now available for free download. Not the source code this time but it's nice to see old stuff getting released legally for the emulation (and those people still using the real hardware) community. Take note Ultimate Rareware Rare.
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Valentine Service
posted by mmChronic @ 10:01:00 AM
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Don't have a partner to celebrate Valentine's day with? Never fear mmChronic will provide. No I haven't taken up pimping as a sideline - here's a virtual dating game so you can at least pretend you have a life.
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BBC don't understand Red Book
posted by mmChronic @ 9:41:00 AM
The BBC had a piece on modern CDs not playing on all CD players especially car CD players. The Volvo PR head pointed out all their CD players were compliant with Red Book as agreed between all interested parties. The music industry guy lied and said standards for audio CD had moved on since Red Book specs were published. Oh really? Red Book has not changed - the music industry are just using all sorts of tricks to ensure the CD you just bought can't be played where you want to.
If anything fiddling with the CD like this can only encourage piracy. Your choice:
Decisions, decisions. Personally I will NEVER buy a protected audio CD. I want the guarantee of knowing that it will work if I want to play it in my walkman or the car or in the DVD player or wherever.
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The BBC had a piece on modern CDs not playing on all CD players especially car CD players. The Volvo PR head pointed out all their CD players were compliant with Red Book as agreed between all interested parties. The music industry guy lied and said standards for audio CD had moved on since Red Book specs were published. Oh really? Red Book has not changed - the music industry are just using all sorts of tricks to ensure the CD you just bought can't be played where you want to.
If anything fiddling with the CD like this can only encourage piracy. Your choice:
- Pay £12 or so for a CD you may or may not be able to play on all your CD players - just looking around this room I see 10 different devices capable of playing audio CDs. What gives the music company the right to dictate on which of these devices I play my copy of a CD?
- Download the album for free with the protection ripped off and the ability to be played anywhere.
Decisions, decisions. Personally I will NEVER buy a protected audio CD. I want the guarantee of knowing that it will work if I want to play it in my walkman or the car or in the DVD player or wherever.
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Microsoft probes Windows code leak
posted by mmChronic @ 9:03:00 AM
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Oh dear. The source code for Windows 2000 & NT has been leaked onto the net. How could that be? MS is one of the most secure companies in the world, veritable experts in security. or something.
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Thursday, February 12, 2004
Card battle games?
wtf...?? Revolution forcast as PSO turns to $h1t!!
posted by bungers @ 5:26:00 PM
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Watch one of my favourite game series, Phantasy Star Online Episode III, turn to kak before your very eyes!
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Xbox Turbo
posted by mmChronic @ 4:19:00 PM
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Dozing by the fire? I've been constructing an alternative design for one of these using rubber bands and safety pins.
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New server has been located!
posted by bungers @ 3:55:00 PM
Newlinks is now being hosted by Mumm-ra Servers. Inc!
EDIT : Now with 30MB free storage!! (Humour and added linkage value!)
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Newlinks is now being hosted by Mumm-ra Servers. Inc!
EDIT : Now with 30MB free storage!! (Humour and added linkage value!)
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My Image host has fallen over!
posted by bungers @ 3:49:00 PM
It appears that all of my visually astounding gags have fallen on their collective a$$e$ this afternoon. I seem to be getting a bandwidth problem, and will be relocating them all to another server. Apologies for any disruption in the normally excellent service!!
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It appears that all of my visually astounding gags have fallen on their collective a$$e$ this afternoon. I seem to be getting a bandwidth problem, and will be relocating them all to another server. Apologies for any disruption in the normally excellent service!!
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It's Mine, all mine!
posted by bungers @ 3:42:00 PM
Seeing as mmChronic appears to be dozing in his armchair by the fire this afternoon, I'm turning it into an afternoon of Mumm-ra gags... hehehe!
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Seeing as mmChronic appears to be dozing in his armchair by the fire this afternoon, I'm turning it into an afternoon of Mumm-ra gags... hehehe!
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Time to wheel this one out again...
posted by bungers @ 1:36:00 PM
Since coming up with the genius idea of using msn mes-singe-er at work I can't even go home without people bugging me for all sorts of shizzle at all hours of the day and night. Am ordering some of these motivational posters to help remind people what's really important.
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Since coming up with the genius idea of using msn mes-singe-er at work I can't even go home without people bugging me for all sorts of shizzle at all hours of the day and night. Am ordering some of these motivational posters to help remind people what's really important.
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Gratuitous use of Sam and Max
posted by bungers @ 12:28:00 PM
I forgot to include the Greatest Game of All Time ™ in my (what has now become a) Top 13.
Heck.. they had a top 11, I can have a Top 13...
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I forgot to include the Greatest Game of All Time ™ in my (what has now become a) Top 13.
Heck.. they had a top 11, I can have a Top 13...
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Bungers "on fire" today... (not literally)
The Top 11 Mail-in Figures
posted by bungers @ 12:02:00 PM
Remember those tokens on the back of Transformers, Starwars figures etc...? Well, if you actually sent them in you got cool stuff!!! And guess who's in the list!
And yes... I've been so busy with my "enhance (using Adobe® Photoshop® software)" sk177z I haven't posted anything else... doh!
yes... yes... I got it from FARK
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Remember those tokens on the back of Transformers, Starwars figures etc...? Well, if you actually sent them in you got cool stuff!!! And guess who's in the list! And yes... I've been so busy with my "enhance (using Adobe® Photoshop® software)" sk177z I haven't posted anything else... doh!
yes... yes... I got it from FARK
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Outsourcing to fscking monkeys now!
posted by mmChronic @ 9:20:00 AM
Apparently monkeys are capable of being hackers. So the news is that unshaven, smelly primates can program. Where's the news in that?
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Apparently monkeys are capable of being hackers. So the news is that unshaven, smelly primates can program. Where's the news in that?
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Follow up: Google Logos
posted by mmChronic @ 9:06:00 AM
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More Google logos - this time a Fark photoshop contest to create Google logos for imaginary holidays.
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Wednesday, February 11, 2004
Pingu 2
More news... from space this time!
posted by bungers @ 4:49:00 PM
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Spirit sets a new distance record on a foreign planet full details here
Opportunity is still trundling around getting itself in trouble.
Opportunity is still trundling around getting itself in trouble.
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Sad news...
posted by bungers @ 4:12:00 PM
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..or "Setting the record straight about Sir Patrick Moore and his musical skills. The skills are, no doubt, still there, but (alas) the mechanisms to play are not. Sir Patrick only plays the Xylophone in flash these days.... </sob>
p.s. My Dad has a letter from Sir Patrick Moore!!
p.s. My Dad has a letter from Sir Patrick Moore!!
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More Newcastle news...
posted by bungers @ 4:04:00 PM
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Flagship hotel in limbo as building slides into the Tyne under the weight of huge pit pony sized rats in the basement.
Eeek! New Links is becoming a smutty version of the Ronnie Gill!
Eeek! New Links is becoming a smutty version of the Ronnie Gill!
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Discovery Museum link erm.. discovered
Follow up: Historic pub to keep name - sort of
posted by mmChronic @ 1:58:00 PM
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In a wishy-washy compromise Balmbra's will now be Balmbra's Reflex.
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Discovery Museum
posted by mmChronic @ 1:53:00 PM
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I never knew about that burial site before - the interweb is a wonderful thing.
Whilst we are doing the culture thing, the
Discovery Museum (official site - much better list of displays here) is having a relaunch thing this Saturday now that all the refurbishments and new stuff is complete. Embarassingly there is no mention on the official site's news section - only event listed is some teacher training/skive day. I'll try and find some sort of link if I can.
Whilst we are doing the culture thing, the
Discovery Museum (official site - much better list of displays here) is having a relaunch thing this Saturday now that all the refurbishments and new stuff is complete. Embarassingly there is no mention on the official site's news section - only event listed is some teacher training/skive day. I'll try and find some sort of link if I can.
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History stuff, and 10 years of culture...
posted by bungers @ 12:35:00 PM
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Ahhh... memory lane! I remember that Claremont Road thing... It's right outside the Hancock Museum by the pond.
Seeing as we're all culture here this morning, New Links is proud to announce it supports the Newcastle / Gateshead initiative!
Seeing as we're all culture here this morning, New Links is proud to announce it supports the Newcastle / Gateshead initiative!
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The Modern Antiquarian
posted by mmChronic @ 12:03:00 PM
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The Modern Antiquarian is the web site of the book of the same name. It's a guide to prehistoric sites in Britain. It also features an excellent map browser - nearest site to New Links is here.
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I love death
posted by mmChronic @ 11:19:00 AM
Strange (but good) animation of a stickman's life from his conception, via school, national service, marriage and work. Includes graphic stickman sex scenes! Possibly NSFW.
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Strange (but good) animation of a stickman's life from his conception, via school, national service, marriage and work. Includes graphic stickman sex scenes! Possibly NSFW.
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Acapulco + Monkeys = Monkey Death
posted by mmChronic @ 11:06:00 AM
This game features cliff diving monkeys - make sure you hit the waves and not the rocks.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
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This game features cliff diving monkeys - make sure you hit the waves and not the rocks.
(via Bifurcated Rivets)
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Women harder hit by chronic cough
Gamecube 2 rebranded Xbox 2?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:45:00 AM
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The Register has added that thought at the end of their article about the release date of the GC2. Zelda/Mario on Xbox 2? drool.
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Yet more retro sci fi!
posted by mmChronic @ 10:42:00 AM
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The pilot of the new Battlestar Galactica was deemed a success and a new series was announced by the SciFi channel. Now what I want to know is the UK SciFi Channel related to the US one? ie are we getting this too?
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Use the pause Luke
posted by mmChronic @ 10:31:00 AM
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Star Wars DVD is finally coming! Relive your youth and queue up outside your house for hours, watch DVD then join queue again.
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Early Adobe® Photoshop® image enhancement
posted by mmChronic @ 10:17:00 AM
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Seeing Double is an exhibition of cloned (photographically not genetically!) figures at the American Museum of Photography website
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Follow up: Brazil Travel warning
posted by mmChronic @ 10:11:00 AM
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When you get photographed for an anti terrorist check in Brazil don't flip the bird - it could be expensive. With picture of offending digit.
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Brazil prepares for Bungers with condom campaign.
posted by mmChronic @ 10:04:00 AM
Brazil's ladyboys prepare for Bungers visit with a
condom campaign said Carmen Miranda's hat (pictured left) yesterday.
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Brazil's ladyboys prepare for Bungers visit with a
condom campaign said Carmen Miranda's hat (pictured left) yesterday.
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DON'T DO DRUGS
More valentine stuff
Infected with myDoom?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:50:00 AM
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Then watch out - DoomJuice and Deadhat are coming. Payload for DoomJuice includes dumping the source code for myDoom on your hard drive - so when your local law enforcement officials come to visit you will have evidence of virus writing activity on your hard drive!
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MS fix hole - only took six months.
posted by mmChronic @ 9:45:00 AM
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YA hole in Windows. This one allows remote execution of code i.e. someone else can run stuff on your PC. Fix here.
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Every Transformer - Ever
posted by mmChronic @ 9:41:00 AM
One for Bungers - a
Transformer site that has scanned copies of every Transformer instruction booklet online.
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One for Bungers - a
Transformer site that has scanned copies of every Transformer instruction booklet online.
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Next presenter of Sky at Night?
posted by mmChronic @ 8:50:00 AM
Smokin' Mo Kin , at the age of 3, already has the required xylophone skills needed to present "Sky at Night". She just needs to bone up on those twinkly things and she is off.
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Smokin' Mo Kin , at the age of 3, already has the required xylophone skills needed to present "Sky at Night". She just needs to bone up on those twinkly things and she is off.
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Tuesday, February 10, 2004
Mo(o)re Patrick...
File under "Irony" please nurse...
posted by bungers @ 4:40:00 PM
Or perhaps "Obvious" would be better. Dr. Atkins Was Obese, Had Heart Disease
After three...
<nelson>
Ha ha!
</nelson>
...stolen from fark again...
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Or perhaps "Obvious" would be better. Dr. Atkins Was Obese, Had Heart Disease
After three...
<nelson>
Ha ha!
</nelson>
...stolen from fark again...
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Mysterious Smell Floats Away From International Space Station
Photoshop the Bible
posted by mmChronic @ 10:21:00 AM
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Sorry that should be "enhance (using Adobe® Photoshop® software)" the Bible.
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A plan matures
posted by mmChronic @ 10:07:00 AM
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The smell will be the seafood that the Blyth hacker and I left under your desk!
Only joking! If the wind is from the North it may be the stench of charver lairs wafting down the hill?
Only joking! If the wind is from the North it may be the stench of charver lairs wafting down the hill?
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Are you suppish?
posted by mmChronic @ 10:03:00 AM
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Play Johnny Rocketfingers and find out:
It's a little point'n'click adventure with very basic graphics and very odd sense of humour. Some scenes are a bit rude - however the graphic quality should impair the view of the person at the next desk!
- What "suppish" means
- If you are "suppish"
It's a little point'n'click adventure with very basic graphics and very odd sense of humour. Some scenes are a bit rude - however the graphic quality should impair the view of the person at the next desk!
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Houston, we have a problem!
posted by bungers @ 9:58:00 AM
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It appears that we have a smell of unascertainable origin in our office. (It does actually smell like something with really bad BO has died, and the smell is getting worse as the corpse matures...
Short of a "pit-check", can anyone recommend a course of action..?
Link goes to GIS for B.O. and I ain't talking about the quarter staffs...
Today, I will be mostly be straightballin'
Short of a "pit-check", can anyone recommend a course of action..?
Link goes to GIS for B.O. and I ain't talking about the quarter staffs...
Today, I will be mostly be straightballin'
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Create-A-Nerd
posted by mmChronic @ 9:55:00 AM
Create a nerd face with drag and drop. Unfortunately mine looked like a serial killer capable of this and this.
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Create a nerd face with drag and drop. Unfortunately mine looked like a serial killer capable of this and this.
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Trailor park hamster vomit attack
posted by mmChronic @ 9:42:00 AM
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Thankfully it's game not a news item from Florida.
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Another alternative food source
3 of diamonds found
posted by mmChronic @ 9:22:00 AM
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Just 11 more in a 55 card pack to find. Soon dubya will have a whole pack to play with. I bet he wishes they'd printed them in a Top Trump stylee with categories for bushiness of face hair and evilness.
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Lunchtime
posted by mmChronic @ 9:13:00 AM
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Yum yum. Prime piece of offal marinated in wine and whisky for 40 odd years - it will be very tasty. Chablis not supplied.
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Monday, February 09, 2004
Badgers in Kenya?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:06:00 PM
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You've seen "badger badger badger mushroom" and ""Kenya". What could possibly top those? Badgers in Kenya perhaps?
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Oooooo! I wanna play!
posted by bungers @ 3:05:00 PM
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Have a look around the cockpit of a concorde. The Smithsonian institute has done a deal with Apple so that you can spin planes around and stuff
Nerd rating : Very High
p.s. Doesn't today's pic of the day look like Kate Bush...??
And didn't Kate Bush have a "nipple incident" in one of her videos..??? Hmmmm...
Nerd rating : Very High
p.s. Doesn't today's pic of the day look like Kate Bush...??
And didn't Kate Bush have a "nipple incident" in one of her videos..??? Hmmmm...
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Racing to save North heritage
posted by mmChronic @ 2:57:00 PM
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The Evening Chronicle is reporting that Balmbra's, which is mentioned in Geordie anthem "The Blaydon Races" is to be renamed when it is changed to an 80's theme bar. Cheeky twunts. You could always contact the pub chain to vent your disapproval.
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Virtual Knee Surgery
posted by mmChronic @ 2:48:00 PM
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Become a medical practitioner like me and perform a virtual knee surgery operation.
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Mmmm... Yes, I thought so...
posted by bungers @ 12:22:00 PM
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I was right... Sorceress Teelina and her other that other bird in the hotpants were pseudo sexy when I was 11 years old. The same can't be said of the ruff bird who played her in the film...
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Ever living spirits of evil, transform this decayed being...!
posted by bungers @ 12:11:00 PM
Oops, wrong one! He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe - Vol. 2 is released today! Mmmmm sorceress....
We need a spiffy icon!
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Oops, wrong one! He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe - Vol. 2 is released today! Mmmmm sorceress.... We need a spiffy icon!
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I'll name that tune on 4
posted by mmChronic @ 11:25:00 AM
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BBC Four have a Beat The Intro game - name 5 song intro's (artist and title) in a minute. Seems to have a fairly large selection of intro's.
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BBC Four Time Shift
posted by mmChronic @ 11:08:00 AM
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Tonight at 10pm BBC Four Time Shift covers the history of the computer in "Hard Drive Heaven". Revisit your youth!
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Local Midget Clown for hire
posted by mmChronic @ 10:08:00 AM
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Throwing a swanky dinner party? Then you need some high class entertainment such as Apes Grapes (relative of dogs cogs? We should be told!), the midget clown.
He even has a guestbook but
Scarily, with him being local - I believe him. However judging by the contents of his guestbook he's going to be a very busy wee man.
He even has a guestbook but
"Please dont leave nasty messages, I can trace your house from your computer, and I will come round - would you like that? Would your wife and children? Yes, probably they would."
Scarily, with him being local - I believe him. However judging by the contents of his guestbook he's going to be a very busy wee man.
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Dishonest Dubya Action Figure
posted by mmChronic @ 9:50:00 AM
"Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure includes genuine pretzel choking action. Doesn't mention Eagleeyes v2 feature that allows you to cross his eyes further than ever before.
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"Dishonest Dubya" Lying Action Figure includes genuine pretzel choking action. Doesn't mention Eagleeyes v2 feature that allows you to cross his eyes further than ever before.
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Play with balls
posted by mmChronic @ 9:42:00 AM
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No bungers, put your hands back on the keyboard. Play with some virtual bouncy balls.
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Men in skirts?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:37:00 AM
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Cheeky tw@t! I'm not Scotchish.
Will it really take you a month to find a rent boy?
As for the Dead Pool - my nomination would be Tony Blackburn. They had him dressed up in various clothes for the trailers for CelebJungleCack (I think) and he looked like a stick insect - he seems to have had a massive, sudden weight loss.
DEATH icon added.
Will it really take you a month to find a rent boy?
As for the Dead Pool - my nomination would be Tony Blackburn. They had him dressed up in various clothes for the trailers for CelebJungleCack (I think) and he looked like a stick insect - he seems to have had a massive, sudden weight loss.
DEATH icon added.
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And in honour of School of Rock
posted by mmChronic @ 9:31:00 AM
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here's some virtual guitar action. Learn more chords than Oasis in about 3 minutes.
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100 Men in NYC Seek Right to Wear Skirts
posted by bungers @ 9:29:00 AM
Didn't know you were "Stateside" at the weekend mmChronic...?? There was a big parade where 100 men in NYC were busy seeking the right to wear skirts. Nice. Guys really don't have the legs for it... and I can't stand up in stillettos...
via Yahoo news>
hur hur!
Yes, it's not even ten o'clock and the humour is flowing thick and fast! Check out the webcam to see what a lovely day it is in Newcastle, and rejoice about the fact that I'm off to Brazil for the whole of July! w00t!!
p.s. Lets have a Newlinks deadpool...
And as much as I hate too, I vote for Patrick Moore. Much as I love his eccentricities and his star gazing monacle, he was looking very much the worse for wear the other night on The Sky at Night, and I think he'll be off to the celestial heavens sooner than we think. </sob>
p.p.s. Surely your link should have a d.eath icon....??? ;)
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Didn't know you were "Stateside" at the weekend mmChronic...?? There was a big parade where 100 men in NYC were busy seeking the right to wear skirts. Nice. Guys really don't have the legs for it... and I can't stand up in stillettos...
via Yahoo news>
hur hur!
Yes, it's not even ten o'clock and the humour is flowing thick and fast! Check out the webcam to see what a lovely day it is in Newcastle, and rejoice about the fact that I'm off to Brazil for the whole of July! w00t!!
p.s. Lets have a Newlinks deadpool...
And as much as I hate too, I vote for Patrick Moore. Much as I love his eccentricities and his star gazing monacle, he was looking very much the worse for wear the other night on The Sky at Night, and I think he'll be off to the celestial heavens sooner than we think. </sob>
p.p.s. Surely your link should have a d.eath icon....??? ;)
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School of Rock (very) mini review
posted by mmChronic @ 9:28:00 AM
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School of Rock erm.. rocks! Went to see it yesterday and can highly recommend it. Jack Black was mental as per usual. Classic soundtrack including the Who, Ramones, Doors, Led Zeppelin.
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Gay Pingus
posted by mmChronic @ 9:14:00 AM
A pair of penguins, Roy (does Siegfried know?) & Silo, at Central Park Zoo (NY) are reported to be
gay. It must be very hard to mince with such short legs.
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A pair of penguins, Roy (does Siegfried know?) & Silo, at Central Park Zoo (NY) are reported to be
gay. It must be very hard to mince with such short legs.
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Dead Pool
posted by mmChronic @ 8:59:00 AM
And hot favourite at the Dead Pool for next to go is his holiness Pope John Paul II. Interestingly Saddam is at 6 - friends of Rumsfeld working on an inside tip?
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"Maybe I'll start my own dead pool and put your name on it."
And hot favourite at the Dead Pool for next to go is his holiness Pope John Paul II. Interestingly Saddam is at 6 - friends of Rumsfeld working on an inside tip?
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Remember the Video Toaster?
posted by mmChronic @ 8:47:00 AM
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It has just went Open Source! Newtek have released the source code and it is available at OpenVideoToaster.org. I'm off to make Babylon 6.
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Saturday, February 07, 2004
Brassneck
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 6:33:00 PM
Did anyone else notice the similarity between Boilerplate and the Brassneck from The Dandy.See link.
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Did anyone else notice the similarity between Boilerplate and the Brassneck from The Dandy.See link.
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'success' declared prematurely
posted by mmChronic @ 6:33:00 PM
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Two-headed baby dies after op.
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Steam Punk
posted by mmChronic @ 6:23:00 PM
Boilerplate is a steampowered robot. Unusual enough but he was created in the
Victorian era and took part in battles with the US Army. More info here.
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Boilerplate is a steampowered robot. Unusual enough but he was created in the
Victorian era and took part in battles with the US Army. More info here.
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Do your bit for the environment.
posted by mmChronic @ 9:45:00 AM
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Shutdown the Internet when you've finished playing with it.
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we love you, yes you.
posted by mmChronic @ 9:43:00 AM
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As the page says - "fsck Hallmark". More Valentine cards.
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Be My Anti-Valentine
posted by mmChronic @ 9:31:00 AM
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Do your bit against commercialism - send a free anti-valentine card. You will of course get chinned but that's life.
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Follow up: Two-headed baby surgery 'success'
posted by mmChronic @ 9:26:00 AM
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Second head has been removed in an 11 hour operation.
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Friday, February 06, 2004
Mozilla vies with MS for incompetency
posted by mmChronic @ 5:34:00 PM
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Running latest build of Mozilla Application Suite "can lead to users having the entire contents of their Program Files folder deleted". Oops.
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goatse lives...
posted by mmChronic @ 5:30:00 PM
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...in the bowels of the Internet Archive Wayback Machine. NSFW.
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Follow up: Rainbow video mirror
posted by mmChronic @ 5:03:00 PM
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Can't get the Rainbow vid as the site is swamped with b3ta fans? Then try here. Whilst looking for it I found this site. 450 quid!
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Jesus in the genes
posted by mmChronic @ 4:41:00 PM
This is the site of a man who is Jesus in the genes. This is no idle claim - he has photographs backed up by written evidence. Features lots of UPPER CASE,multipple multypel lots of spelling mistakes and sentences that go on and on for ever flying off tangentially to talk about something unrelated like hypnosis and history and crime and sometimes even colours. Oh And Lots Of Unnecessary Capitalisation. It's very convincing - if only it had been in green ink I would have been totally persuaded.
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This is the site of a man who is Jesus in the genes. This is no idle claim - he has photographs backed up by written evidence. Features lots of UPPER CASE,
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Some eeeenteresting stuff...
posted by bungers @ 4:33:00 PM
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Article from ages ago on wired about spammers and spamming. This guy is the notorious Eddy Marin who's responsible for lots of spam.
Interesting fact : 95% of the worlds spam is generated by about 200 people.
Annoying fact : I get about 45 spams per day right now, and it pi$$es me off!
Annoying fact II : I've forgotten that address for the fat people fetish spam sign up site..!
And here's a useful little site that tells you what opens what file extension.
Interesting fact : 95% of the worlds spam is generated by about 200 people.
Annoying fact : I get about 45 spams per day right now, and it pi$$es me off!
Annoying fact II : I've forgotten that address for the fat people fetish spam sign up site..!
And here's a useful little site that tells you what opens what file extension.
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We have a winner!
posted by bungers @ 4:11:00 PM
That's the funniest link of the day™!! Congrats!
The page five scanner guy is the best!
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That's the funniest link of the day™!! Congrats!
The page five scanner guy is the best!
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If you get an N-Gage...
Saint of the day
Nokia's first ever flippy phone - cool 3D demo!
posted by bungers @ 3:38:00 PM
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I need a new phone. One of these...?? Or an n-gauge for £50... hmmm...
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Rainbow Smut Video
posted by ILuvNUFC @ 3:29:00 PM
The long-rumoured tape of Rainbow where the script writers packed it with blatant sexual innuendo is here.16MB download.
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The long-rumoured tape of Rainbow where the script writers packed it with blatant sexual innuendo is here.16MB download.
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Lazy Sunday
posted by mmChronic @ 3:23:00 PM
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Lazy Sunday with added flash goodness. Filched from the b3ta newsletter.
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Self Bondage Accidental Death
This weekend....
posted by Dogs @ 3:11:00 PM
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So, I did plan on a romantic weekend but as my girlffriend has just informed that I don't have that option (forgot to pay attention to the PSM warning system, I'm going to occupy myself this weekend by becoming a shoe shining street urchin on the planet Betelguese
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How to build a Lego house
Follow up : More case mod stuff from the archives
posted by bungers @ 2:18:00 PM
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Reminds me of this article that proves Mac nerds are far more artistic than PC nerds... ;)
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Lego inside
posted by mmChronic @ 2:09:00 PM
Well it's outside actually. It's a Lego case mod.
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Well it's outside actually. It's a Lego case mod.
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Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles (GCN) Review at GameSpy.com
posted by mmChronic @ 1:32:00 PM
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Bugger. Doesn't sound very good.
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Wife escapes bulldozer attack
posted by mmChronic @ 1:14:00 PM
I want to know what he said to "entice her into the toilet"!
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I want to know what he said to "entice her into the toilet"!
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Follow up: Kazaa Raid
Commune with Satan
posted by mmChronic @ 1:02:00 PM
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Need a chat about the darker side of life? Ask Lucifer.
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Women of Walmart
posted by mmChronic @ 12:57:00 PM
NSFW: Collection of female Walmart employees getting nekkid. They are obviously doing it because they are underpaid. Hmmm... Walmart own Asda. I'm off to Gosforth with a camera.
EDIT: Check here for live links as the getting 'nekkid one' above is dead.
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NSFW: Collection of female Walmart employees getting nekkid. They are obviously doing it because they are underpaid. Hmmm... Walmart own Asda. I'm off to Gosforth with a camera.
EDIT: Check here for live links as the getting 'nekkid one' above is dead.
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More "Brain Science" updates...
posted by bungers @ 12:55:00 PM
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After a tea strainer in the neck, you too can have a corkscrew in the head.
More kitchen implements in body suggestions to the usual address...
EDIT : No, no, no.. I'd better retract that or we'll get stuff from dogs involving "insertions", "toy cars" and "a$$". And no... I'm not linking those either!! arf arf...
More kitchen implements in body suggestions to the usual address...
EDIT : No, no, no.. I'd better retract that or we'll get stuff from dogs involving "insertions", "toy cars" and "a$$". And no... I'm not linking those either!! arf arf...
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Send a virtual Valentine card...
posted by mmChronic @ 12:52:00 PM
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...with floaty hearts and stuff. Just need to find virtual flowers now and I'm sorted.
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Two headed baby update...
posted by bungers @ 12:49:00 PM
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Warning! This story contains reference to "parasitic brain"...
Ooooo! Is that a new icon I see...?? ;)
Ooooo! Is that a new icon I see...?? ;)
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Ceasefire?
posted by mmChronic @ 12:48:00 PM
l33t coder? It was you who started dropping programming bits into the posts! It wasn't my fault it was from a learner language like VBA :)
Anway apology accepted. I mean it's not as if you knew that at least 3 of the 4 bands I listed predate nu-punk as a label. Or that your hero, the erstwhile Johhny Rotten, said on CelebJungleCack last night something along the lines of "Anarchy means there are no rules" - which, along with your statement that punk is anarchy, makes any rule you used to declare Blink are not punk invalid.
So in that spirit here's a new babelization entry:
or
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l33t coder? It was you who started dropping programming bits into the posts! It wasn't my fault it was from a learner language like VBA :)
Anway apology accepted. I mean it's not as if you knew that at least 3 of the 4 bands I listed predate nu-punk as a label. Or that your hero, the erstwhile Johhny Rotten, said on CelebJungleCack last night something along the lines of "Anarchy means there are no rules" - which, along with your statement that punk is anarchy, makes any rule you used to declare Blink are not punk invalid.
So in that spirit here's a new babelization entry:
The permission of the rebuttal the person of the danger, so that it
takes the thing, is with the raised part, many of hemp of ttu of huth.
or
To err is human, to forgive divine.
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Flame retardent (or is that retard?)
posted by Dogs @ 12:24:00 PM
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Apologies to mmChronic for not entering into his spirit of debate. Next time I'll remember that I can't start with humour and I won't miss his point. Which was that he is a l33t coder as demonstrated by his use of not equal and that Blink is Punk. Not skate rock or numetal or sad derivative of bygone days when punk meant anarchy not record sales.
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Mass Debater
posted by mmChronic @ 11:26:00 AM
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Way to debate - use some non sequitur to lead, refer only to my throwaway humour line and ignore the arguments. With logical skills like that you must be a 7334 4@x0r!
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>You made me chuckle mmChronic
posted by Dogs @ 11:12:00 AM
But honestly I only used the gay <> notation for your benefit.
Edit: I watched neither programme but you'll just have to take my word on that. More importantly I think I'm clearly winning the compo and you're right - punk did stand still when it became prefixed by "Nu" and associated itself with 12 year old "sk8rs".
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But honestly I only used the gay <> notation for your benefit.
Edit: I watched neither programme but you'll just have to take my word on that. More importantly I think I'm clearly winning the compo and you're right - punk did stand still when it became prefixed by "Nu" and associated itself with 12 year old "sk8rs".
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if(Blink != Punk) EatMyHat();
posted by mmChronic @ 11:04:00 AM
Yes you're right dogs. Punk has stayed static since 1976. Blink, Green Day, Rancid and Transplants aren't punk. Just like the Jam weren't mods because they weren't around in the 60's and Darkness isn't glam rock because it wasn't around in the 70's etc etc
Oh and only gay, Atomic Kitten listening programmers use languages that use <> - real coders use != or CMP/BNE.
EDIT: "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" was on TV last night starting just after CelebJungleCack finished - so you used that for your phrase then when this punk discussion started decided to boost your credibility by claiming you'd meant it in a punk stylee. pah.
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Yes you're right dogs. Punk has stayed static since 1976. Blink, Green Day, Rancid and Transplants aren't punk. Just like the Jam weren't mods because they weren't around in the 60's and Darkness isn't glam rock because it wasn't around in the 70's etc etc
Oh and only gay, Atomic Kitten listening programmers use languages that use <> - real coders use != or CMP/BNE.
EDIT: "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps" was on TV last night starting just after CelebJungleCack finished - so you used that for your phrase then when this punk discussion started decided to boost your credibility by claiming you'd meant it in a punk stylee. pah.
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Punkomatic
posted by mmChronic @ 10:48:00 AM
To help dogs get over his Johnny Rotten withdrawal (coitus interruptus?) symptoms here's Punkomatic. Think ProTracker/Octamed with punk riffs. Dude, that's some farked up shiat!
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To help dogs get over his Johnny Rotten withdrawal (coitus interruptus?) symptoms here's Punkomatic. Think ProTracker/Octamed with punk riffs. Dude, that's some farked up shiat!
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Atomic Kitten my arse
posted by Dogs @ 10:45:00 AM
Those of you who realise that punk <> Blink 182 will recognise that my chosen Babelization has authentic punk roots.
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Those of you who realise that punk <> Blink 182 will recognise that my chosen Babelization has authentic punk roots.
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NessieCam
posted by mmChronic @ 10:42:00 AM
A webcam pointing at Loch Ness. Has already spotted a creature!
Also has added UFO goodness:
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A webcam pointing at Loch Ness. Has already spotted a creature!
Also has added UFO goodness:
News Flash! UFO radiation suspected in Loch Ness...this could be first evidence of visitors from outer space...our special research project will be looking for more possible traces of paranormal activity in the area. UFOs have already been seen elsewhere in Scotland and could help explain how prehistoric creatures like the Loch Ness Monster have managed to survive for thousands of years.
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Letterman after Noel Edmond's crown
posted by mmChronic @ 10:29:00 AM
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Even after a stunt ended in a 25 ft fall on his show Letterman is still one corpse behind Mr Edmonds.
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Kazaa HQ raided.
Objection overruled
posted by mmChronic @ 10:22:00 AM
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Objection? If you were to listen to decent music instead of Atomic Kitten you should have recognised it. For those who are obviously addicted to teen pop my phrase came from this.
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Probability Web
posted by mmChronic @ 10:15:00 AM
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A collection of probability sources on the interweb. I couldn't find the plans for the Heart of Gold though.
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CounterStrikeLite
MS code not the only crap code...
posted by mmChronic @ 10:07:00 AM
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RealPlayer has a flaw (or three) that can be exploited.
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He ain't heavy...
posted by bungers @ 9:57:00 AM
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Man Lives with Dead Brother for 18 Months
Also in this morning's news : Scottish comedian Rikki Fulton died last week after suffering Alzheimers disease. He received an amusing tribute from Alzheimers Scotland society, "The 61,000 sufferers of Alzheimers in Scotland will always remember him for his bravery..."
via popbitch
Also in this morning's news : Scottish comedian Rikki Fulton died last week after suffering Alzheimers disease. He received an amusing tribute from Alzheimers Scotland society, "The 61,000 sufferers of Alzheimers in Scotland will always remember him for his bravery..."
via popbitch
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Berkeley Digital Library Photo Collection
posted by mmChronic @ 9:55:00 AM
Huge searchable collection of high quality images in various categories from the Berkeley Digital Library Photo Collection.
Includes
monkeys. I'd better point out these are actually apes before dogs reminds me that we share 98% of our DNA with them - unlike dogs who just shares bodily fluids with them.
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Huge searchable collection of high quality images in various categories from the Berkeley Digital Library Photo Collection.
Includes
monkeys. I'd better point out these are actually apes before dogs reminds me that we share 98% of our DNA with them - unlike dogs who just shares bodily fluids with them.
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Update of the classic snake game
posted by mmChronic @ 9:48:00 AM
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First friday game - retro action with updated graphics.
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LastMinute.com won't be outsourcing to India...
posted by mmChronic @ 9:41:00 AM
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..it's chosen Argentina instead citing favourable corned beef prices. Expect problems when trying to book a flight to Port Stanley.
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Oi!!!! I object
posted by Dogs @ 9:40:00 AM
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I can't help it if a TV show uses some of my material.
And just what phrase did mmChronic's babelization come from? Are we supposed to reverse babelization ourselves? Competion entry rules Section 29a subsection xvcii says: Give us the proof.
And just what phrase did mmChronic's babelization come from? Are we supposed to reverse babelization ourselves? Competion entry rules Section 29a subsection xvcii says: Give us the proof.
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Monkey jizz on your mouse?
Here you go dogs....
posted by mmChronic @ 9:12:00 AM
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Here's a babelization
...
p.s. I would just like to point out I do not buy the Mirror after one anti-NUFC story too many. I should endeavour to be like the pseudo intellectual dogs and buy the Grauniad. Of course we all know he only buys it to hide his copy of "Plushies and Plumpers Monthly".
p.p.s. I also don't lift my jokes directly from reality shows. ho hum.
...
"With a pressure when soffoca, with an inspiration really he to refresh
and the chronic tobacco"
p.s. I would just like to point out I do not buy the Mirror after one anti-NUFC story too many. I should endeavour to be like the pseudo intellectual dogs and buy the Grauniad. Of course we all know he only buys it to hide his copy of "Plushies and Plumpers Monthly".
p.p.s. I also don't lift my jokes directly from reality shows. ho hum.
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Thursday, February 05, 2004
Babelize compo entry
posted by Dogs @ 11:33:00 PM
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Here's my entry for the Babelize compo. (I include Chinese etc)
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please
<bablelize>They are weeks of the movement of the memory of the piece, this green
lucky person and from thu you come who you block 2 of clear bulbs</babelize>
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please
<bablelize>They are weeks of the movement of the memory of the piece, this green
lucky person and from thu you come who you block 2 of clear bulbs</babelize>
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Bulls**t generator
posted by Dogs @ 11:19:00 PM
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Is your boss bothering you for an explanation as to why you haven't finished that killer web app yet? Need an excuse? Try this handy utility.
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A quiz for the elderly
posted by Dogs @ 11:13:00 PM
Think you can still cut it with the youth of today? Try this quiz
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Think you can still cut it with the youth of today? Try this quiz
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Lost in Translation
posted by Dogs @ 11:08:00 PM
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It's Friday (in just under 1 hour) so in a true "all your bases are belong to us" stylee why don't we try to "Babelize" a well known expression and have a compo for the stupidest result?
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The Spizzerinctum Page
posted by Dogs @ 10:49:00 PM
Ever read a news story and found some of the words too difficult to understand? Try The Spizzerinctum Page for a possible explanation. Or, in mmChronic's case, stop reading the Mirror and try the Beano instead.
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Ever read a news story and found some of the words too difficult to understand? Try The Spizzerinctum Page for a possible explanation. Or, in mmChronic's case, stop reading the Mirror and try the Beano instead.
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Farkin cnut
posted by Dogs @ 10:36:00 PM
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Apparently we're not so bothered about swearing on TV these days. But I'm cheesed off that Johnny Lydon has walked off the set of I'm a Celeb Get me on Telly. He was the only reason to watch. Apart from Jordan <cue old joke>She's got her knockers. But she's not so bad really</end old joke>
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Forget Janet's breast, surfers demand train times
posted by bungers @ 4:57:00 PM
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Interesting guff from Yahoo (bigging themselves up after Google got named No 1 brand in today's Metro I suppose) about most popular searches. Train timetables have been in the top 20 for the last 148 days...
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Button Maker
What Would Jesus Surf?
posted by mmChronic @ 3:34:00 PM
If Jesus had a PC and a net connection what sites, other than New Links, would he surf?. Check this guide to Christian sites to find out.
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If Jesus had a PC and a net connection what sites, other than New Links, would he surf?. Check this guide to Christian sites to find out.
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The Gallery of Neds
posted by bungers @ 10:52:00 AM
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Seems they have them in the Land of Scot too... The Gallery of Neds Bloody h377!! They're all over the place!
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Charver talks about being a gay man while taking a dump on the floor in netto, Idiot of the week.
posted by bungers @ 10:39:00 AM
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A humourous guide to the filth that are taking over our streets.Chavscum I intend to build a railgun, and do something about it. Vote Bungers!!
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IPDB
posted by mmChronic @ 10:25:00 AM
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You've heard of IMDB but here's IPDB - the Internet Pinball Machine Database.
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High School jock wishes for a naked woman in the school locker room with a dirty facecloth , What's so hard about that?.
posted by bungers @ 10:20:00 AM
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Todays titles will mostly be brought to you by the Fark Headline Generator
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419 nets 130m quid!
posted by mmChronic @ 10:08:00 AM
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But they got caught. I'm off to write an email or 3.
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AOL don't like JJ's boobies
posted by mmChronic @ 10:02:00 AM
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AOL want a refund of their sponsorship money for the superbowl half time show. If they get it maybe they could think about paying some VAT. Tw@ts.
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Amiga stuff
posted by mmChronic @ 9:56:00 AM
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Someone has scanned an Andy Warhol interview from 1986 AmigaWorld magazine and reproduced it as a PDF. 2Mb.
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The Universal Translator
Soggy Bush
posted by mmChronic @ 9:29:00 AM
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Here's your Lone Ranger dogs, and it even has that "I believe that to have a friend" bit. Soggy bush?
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Atheist who sought to pray in City Council wishes for a naked woman and takes a piss with his finger stuck up his best friends ass , Newlink Surrender
posted by bungers @ 9:15:00 AM
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Crazy cubans drive a car to the states. Across the sea. For the second time!Lone Ranger..?? I'll show you heroes!!
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Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Don't try this at home kids
posted by Dogs @ 10:59:00 PM
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Just before you throw out your old microwave oven why not try this.
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Simon Swears
posted by Dogs @ 10:40:00 PM
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It does what it says on the box. So definitely NSFW
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The Wrong Bananas
Cornish radio snippet
Audio only
posted by Dogs @ 10:07:00 PM
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It might catch on..a website without anything to see - not much fun without speakers.
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PMS Alert
posted by Dogs @ 9:32:00 PM
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Does your beloved, at certain times of the month, behave like a complete tw@? If so then maybe this will help
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God Bless America.
posted by Dogs @ 8:56:00 PM
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Perhaps a heroic theme was a bad idea? But look at some high quality kitsch celebrating the all american hero.
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Lone ranger vote
posted by Dogs @ 3:28:00 PM
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I say Yay as a generic super hero/dude category unless you can think of a better role model!
Edit: And I'll go find links to heroic exploits.
Edit: And I'll go find links to heroic exploits.
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Want to grow cannabis? Call the BBC
posted by bungers @ 3:19:00 PM
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Scottish radio phone in gives out advice on how to grow something called "pot"
p.s. Is the "Lone Ranger" cool enough to have his own icon...??? Vote now viewers!!
p.s. Is the "Lone Ranger" cool enough to have his own icon...??? Vote now viewers!!
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Lone Ranger request
posted by Dogs @ 2:30:00 PM
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"I believe that to have a friend, a man must be one. That all men are created equal and that everyone has within himself the power to make this a better world."
The Lone Ranger
Lone ranger links please. And an icon too.
The Lone Ranger
Lone ranger links please. And an icon too.
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Now is the winter of our disco tent...
posted by bungers @ 1:43:00 PM
David Brent stuff more recognisable with the general publics than the Bard.
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David Brent stuff more recognisable with the general publics than the Bard.
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Scales ?
posted by Dogs @ 12:12:00 PM
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It looked like a blender to me - I'm sure it had "Culinaire" written on the bottom so maybe it was a mixing bowl. Hedgehog in a mixing bowl pic would be good anyway so scan away. I'll think of a suitable prize.
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Hedgehog blender...???
posted by bungers @ 11:59:00 AM
That hedgehog is on some scales, not in a blender!!
I can scan it in if u want, but it better be a good prize!!
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That hedgehog is on some scales, not in a blender!!I can scan it in if u want, but it better be a good prize!!
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Sonic in a blender compo
posted by Dogs @ 11:05:00 AM
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This is a slightly old story about a Scottish hedgehog cull however the story was covered in today's Metro newspaper complete with a picture of a hedghog in a blender. Seriously!
So a prize to the first person to post a copy of this picture online.
Edit Slightly NSFW
So a prize to the first person to post a copy of this picture online.
Edit Slightly NSFW
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SeeMeRot.com
posted by mmChronic @ 9:36:00 AM
A webcam. In a coffin. Still more talent on show than Pop Idol.
For those of a squeamish nature - don't worry, the subject still looks fresh!
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A webcam. In a coffin. Still more talent on show than Pop Idol.
For those of a squeamish nature - don't worry, the subject still looks fresh!
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The Weird Picture Archive
posted by mmChronic @ 9:17:00 AM
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Good collection of erm...
weird pictures. Amongst other things it has the one of Vinnie Jones caressing Gazza. Who would have ever thought he would be capable of air rage, assault, ABH, etc?
weird pictures. Amongst other things it has the one of Vinnie Jones caressing Gazza. Who would have ever thought he would be capable of air rage, assault, ABH, etc?
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Who's the office psycho?
posted by mmChronic @ 9:11:00 AM
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Put a Rorschach style ink blotter test on your desktop. Then you will be able to psychoanalyse colleagues' comments thus swiftly determining who is likely to go postal.
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