Geekiator

4 REM POKE to stop scroll y/n prompt

5 POKE 23692, 0

10 FOR n=1 TO 10000

15 REM next escaped slave

20 PRINT "I'm Spartacus!"

30 NEXT n

35 REM Crassus

40 PRINT "Well you can all fscking die then!"

50 FOR n=1 TO 10000

60 PRINT "hammer, hammer, hammer"

70 PRINT "arrrggghhh!"

80 NEXT n

85 REM Senate

90 PRINT "Pompey is our hero! Yay!"

95 REM Crassus

100 PRINT "WTF?"

110 STOP

READY




EDIT: To be truly geeky I've just added lines 4 & 5.