Here you go dogs....

Here's a babelization
...

"With a pressure when soffoca, with an inspiration really he to refresh
and the chronic tobacco"

p.s. I would just like to point out I do not buy the Mirror after one anti-NUFC story too many. I should endeavour to be like the pseudo intellectual dogs and buy the Grauniad. Of course we all know he only buys it to hide his copy of "Plushies and Plumpers Monthly".



p.p.s. I also don't lift my jokes directly from reality shows. ho hum.