President spends 40% of time out of the office

Being the ruler of the world is obviously easy. The ChimpMeister only needs to spend 60% of his time in the office. That's almost as much free time as teachers. 2 week Easter holiday and they are still having a 'teacher training' day on what should have been 1st day of term. bah mutter... lazy fsckers... grumble... overworked my arse.. pizzle...



If only we could persuade him to stay out of the office for the other 60% the world would be a safer place. On the other hand we'd have next to nowt to write about then.



Incisive political reporting (?!?! snigger!) grabbed from the Guardian