And now for the science bit...

In today's science news : The International Space Station is about to drop out of the sky after another of it's gyroscopes has failed.

This, on the other hand is much more sensational. Millions Billions of flesh eating cicadas, known ominously as

Brood X are beginning to emerge from their lairs all over the United States. As Mr T. might say, "So long, suckers"!

I, for one, welcome our new cicada overlords.