Frankie says rejoice

Halo 2 will be released in autumn this year says Frankie on the Bungie site. Has the first mp screenshots too.

God of the Month Club

Are you unsure of your spiritual direction? Then you should join GOMC where you will have a new god selected for you every month. This allows you to sample from a wide range of religions and choose the one that suits you. This month? Arianrhod.

Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming

CNN Reporter Duraid Isa Mohammed, who was was killed in Iraq this week may have had a blog, Sometimes I Feel Like Screaming. Further background on boingboing.

Bravo that artiste

I would have posted it myself but I didn't know whether you could cope with the world wide recognition that followed.



I own a Bungers original bmp and I'm off to eBay.

The Semaphore Ninja

I hijacked this from The Presurfer. He has some natty little links.



It's The Semaphore Ninja with a message from The Presurfer that conveys my sentiments to you too!


I'm going to flip out and get drunk. Do as the ninja says!


Wins today's award for Second Best Ninja Site Award Ever ™

Peace. Bungers has left the building!

See the horror first hand!!

Experience for yourself the fine ass piece of art that mmChronic was on about earlier. Witness the horror as a Big Nasty Ass Bulldozer runs people over.

See ladies of the Interweb..?? I'm not only deep, I'm artistic too... how about it...? Shall we get a room...??

follow up... I like!

Hang on a minute... If we like I like! and I like likes New Links, and everyone likes The Presurfer and Fark, won't every thing just go round and round until the earth's rotation gets affected, just like in superman...?? Then dogs internet implosion would happen! As he forcast! I can back up my hypothesis with these two facts :

• FACT ONE : If all the women in the world switched on their vibrators at the same time, the earth would be knocked off it's spinny axis thing, and collide with the moon.
• FACT TWO : When all flights were banned inbound into the states on September 12th 2001 the average daily temperature all around the word went up by a degree during the day, and down by a degree at night.

This fascinating fact is because the amount of vapour and contrails all the passenger flights produce absorb lots of heat from the sun in the day, etc... etc... (~Thanks to Mr. J. Clarkson for that!)

See...?? Come to New Links for the humour, and each day leave a little bit wiser, thanks to me, and my profound facts.... :)

Equal rights for Fascists

Join the campaign to give Neo Nazis a fairer deal in life. View this
video (11Mb mpg) to see the problems they face every single day.

Health warning

Absolute proof that mobile phones can be deadly can be seen in this video.

Bobby Charlton Appreciation Society

A collection of images of the best way to highlight baldness - the comb over.

Kanji text entry

That translator works quite well. Now to play japanese games all I have to do is find some way of entering the kanji text from my GBA into the translate box.



That sweet model front page translates as:-

Knowing, focusing on Florida the craftsman who connects the world with
ame, Amecya, in the one for Nara beauty Satoshi spreading/displaying
opening act of opening, producing as many as 100 these Nara ?L????
candy at the Yokohama fine arts museum! 100 it covered the candy the
hand of the customer but, in this way, being stored by the photograph,
it remains. This time Amecya favorite careful selection 55 among those
action release!

I wonder what a "spreading/displaying
opening act of opening" is?

For mmChronic...

Now you can play that new cart you bought from Lik-sang! It's a Japanese to English translator!

Want pickles on that?

Crunchier than gherkins, dragon pickle is a gourmet's delight - goes wonderfully well with griffin eggs.

Excuse 2 Animate

More White Stripes - this time it's the backing music to an animation featuring fighting stick men, gore, Sonic, Knuckles, Luigi, a warthog (of the Halo kind) and Trigger Happy Ben.

Another game

It's breakout with added White Stripes goodness - it's StripeOut!

And it's Jeebus on the final straight

What better way to spread the gospel than
to drive a car at high speed around a track? Throw in some boobies and I think they are onto a winner.

Sweet models

No not boobies - these are lollies. Which are models. It's a Japanese site so seeing what looked like a bukkake lolly wasn't too surprising.

MS Paint anim

This animation put me in mind of Bungers' 7334 9fx 5k1||z - exactly the same style as his famed "Israelis bulldozing Palestinian villages" masterpiece. In fact if I was Bungers, I'd sue.



Safish for work - features occasional badly drawn genitals.

Anyway enough of MS's inadequacies

As Bungers said it's Friday so here's a mad game. This one has 4 mini games - the twist being you start playing one then you are playing two and so on until you are playing 4 games simultaneously - juggling for video gamers!

And another virus - W32.Mimail.S@mm

I had 2 of these sent to me yesterday - and my antivirus didn't know what they were. So I was left with the decision - do I run the attached document.txt.scr? hahahaha! Although I don't know why I'm laughing - there are obviously millions of idiots who do open the attachments which can be seen by how rapidly these buggers spread.



Anyway after my antivirus software updated this morning it identified them as mimail.s - apparently it pops up a dialog box and prompts for credit card details. Ooh had a lucky escape there - I of course would have entered my credit card details into any old random box that popped up.

STFU

Excellent vid - someone with a webcam seems to think she is on Pop Idol. Unfortunately (for her) she is an an open plan office.

Tea sir...??

And how could I forget! Reason to be Cheerful ™ #3

I'm just ordering some lovely coffees from our excellent local Deli, and it reminded me of this story...

Scientists are now so clever they're inserting TEA STRAINERS in people's necks to stop them from having strokes. Excuse me while I go hurl....


(via New Scientist.com)

IE broke again

Or.... Reasons to be worried...!



A new hole has been discovered in IE. This time it seems the extensions of files you are downloading can be spoofed e.g. The browser tells you that you are downloading a pdf when in fact it is an exe.



It seems MS are doing their best to break our interweb -
you can't click on links (In fact have you seen their latest advisory on this? Type in URLs instead of clicking. WTF?) and now you can't download files. Next it'll be pictures of Anne Widdecombe returned when you look for boobies.

follow up : Two headed babies

Or... Reasons to be Cheerful...!

Number one : Two heads are not always better than one.

Number two : At least you don't look as rough as >James Brown


And it Friday for fusk's sake!! w00+!!!

Apache in action

Joi Ito has posted a video of an Apache shooting up Iraqis. There's also a link to snopes which has a bit more background and links to other sites that have the clip.

BugMeNot.com

Need to access an article on say the NY Times and can't be bothered to fill in the registration form (even with your throwaway mailinator address)? Then try BugMeNot.com a database of accounts for websites.

Follow up: CityTV clips

New link for the clips I linked to yesterday - grab them while you can as 1st site got a visit from the ninja lawyers.

Psycho...

System Of A Down lyrics with translation.

Eyeballs

Not a collection of ocular marbles (boo hiss!) but a gallery of beautiful women (and Geri Halliwell). Front page SFW (except for a single teeny thumbnail with boobies) - after that you're on your own.

Sorry

It was a typo. :)



Of course if you didn't change your name every time you changed your gender I'd be able to keep up. Sorry Ms Bungers Gifton.

Spizz-liminator...

If you're gonna mock me then at least refer to me with my correct secret interweb alias... it's Bungers... and has been for sometime!

BlogAmp

We should set this up for Bung then we can all laugh at his Westlife habit.

I like!

YA another bookmarklet thing "I like!" is actually quite useful. You maintain a list of your favourite links (simple one click thing like posting to blogspot) but the neat thing is it will give you lists of sites that other people have recommended by examining other lists that have similar entries to yours.

Looks like it's official then...

Nobby is off for a pittance to Villa although the story does mention a third club involved so we may be able to screw a few more pennies for him. However much we finally get for him it won't be enough.



We play Villa away on 17^th April. Fiver on Nobby for first goal?



EDIT: No third club mentioned - either text of story has changed or I read it wrong :)

New Links

Oops forgot. Over to the right is a new linkage section - lots of good linkage sites for you to plunder fresh linkage and post here :)

Changing lists

That was a good list dogs but I'll stick with my original ten I think - otherwise I'll be fiddling with it for years. ooer.

More nostalgia...

3D graphics...?? it'll never work...

Dunno if you remember ACE, but like I was telling Chronic the other day I was reading a '91 issue on the Thomas H. Crapper the other day, and it had an advert for a 486DX 33Mhz PC for £3500!!

Bob Marley's favourite ships?

Whalers.



Of course some stoner at the calendar company may have realised the significance of the date and put an appropriate entry. And you don't get much more appropriate than the spliffmeister himself.

Spooky cooincidence number #3 ~(almost)

Follow up from the reclassification stuff... Bob Marley died in 1981. It says so on our office calender for today.

The fact that he actually died on Monday 11th May doesn't seem to bother the makers of said calendar.

A stern letter is going to the manufacturers - Randon Non Date Related Facts Calendars Inc.

Q. How does BobMarley like his doughnuts...?

A. Wit' Jammin.

Rude ABC

It's the ABC song with some new lyrics. NSFW.

Police fear 'cannabis confusion'

Well they shouldn't smoke spliffs then.



Yes it's cannabis legalisation decriminalisation reclassification day and the police are a tad worried.

Mars update

Latest pictures from Mars show why there have been operational difficulties.

Revs review

Here's the review for Revs, as I forgot to link it...

The funniest name ever for a video game character ™ goes to "Hugh Jengine"!

"Willy Swerve" gets second place. You win a prize if you can find a complete list of the names.

I'm gutted

After that shock I needed to ask Dr Judith for counselling.

Prize...?? You want a prize...?? You can't handle the prize!!

Here's your bl00dy prize then!!!

Find out what happened to tigger.....!

follow up: Spooky coincidence

You may have added 2 but you didn't drop 2 so your top 10 is in fact now a top 12. Yay for imperial lists, boo for metric lists! :)



As to the Revs character name - haven't a clue! And you never stump up the prizes anyway :)

theCRETIN.org :: When Perversion Overtakes Reality

Awesome video of a car being taken out by mini gun - unfortunately has inane WWF style commentary. The site also has lots of weird pics and videos - some NSFW!

Spooky coincidence....

My first post of the day is going to be strangely related to both of your postings....

If you haven't heard the album Speakerboxx / The Love Below you must rush out and buy it! (If you are a hifi buff it'll really test your system's timing, but I digress... these albums rock!)

Second thing was, I need to revise my list of top ten games...

• 1080° Snowboarding
• FFVII

Dunno how I forgot Final Fantasy, and 1080° is just the finest game...

Still can't justify putting Revs in there, but it wins the award for Funniest Game Character Name Ever ™

Prize for the first New Linker who can guess who I'm thinking of!!

Saddam's An Outkast (Hey Allah)

And YA take on Hey Ya - this one is even better then the Charlie Brown one!

Retro gaming ...Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Tetris, Asteroids and more

Very good Flash versions of some arcade classics and some puzzle games.

Outsourcing is good

Outsourcing UK IT to India is beneficial to the UK economy says an IT software and services organisation from erm.. India. So that's alright then.

Optical illusions

Large and varied collection of optical illusions and other artistic oddities including some of those cool Folding Page pics from Mad Magazine.

More pingu death

This time you are on a giant, rolling snowball squashing penguins and jumping ice crevasses.

Tattooed lady

Mugshot of an underage drinker shows the best my-friend-did-these-while-I-was-sleeping tattoos ever.

The AOLer Translator

AND HER3S TEH TRANSLA2R TAHT HALPS ME UND3RSTAND BUNGS EMALES!1111111 OMG WTF



and in English....


And here's the translator that helps me understand Bungs emails.

Self detonating whale

A sperm whale has exploded in Taiwan covering cars and shops with whale goop. Local sea food buffet owners seen rushing out with buckets.

l33t sp34k g3Ner4+0r

H@ H4 H@! 1 h4Ve pHOUnD 4 l3ET tr4N5l@+0R l33t sp34k g3Ner4 0r (or a leet speak generator for all you non h4x0rs)

Now I truely am a master Hacker! And I finally can understand mmChronic's e-mails!

Movie-A-Minute

With time being such a precious commodity these days it seems silly to take a couple of hours to go see a film. Now you can "see" them in less than a minute. Of course if you are from sundlind it will still take you several hours so you may as well go and see the film. What's that? You don't have a cinema? Snigger.

Travel back in time cam

And here is BBC Look North's cam with it's wonderful view of the past.

Getting further away again webcam

Only as far as Wallsend. We have the Wallsend Stormchasers to thank for this one.

Nearer Webcam

Here are the Tyne Bridge North and South Tower cams. Ooh look - you can nearly see my house from there :)

SNOW CAM!!

Using the power of the interweb I bring you a crappy webcam of as close to here as I can find. It's a SNOW CAM!

Now all I need is a town moor cam..... :)

Mars Update

Opportunity is about to get a BSOD by the looks of it...

More adverts

Everybody has already seen the "Bush in 30 seconds advert compo" which produced some very good adverts but here's an even better one - "Bush in 41.2 Seconds".

PepsiMusic.co.uk

Check out Pepsi's New Advert Beyonce and Britney jiggle it in a roman arena style thingymajig. They don't cut Pink's head off, which is a shame.... SFW more's the pity...

CityTV out takes

These out take clips from Canadian news show CityTV show something very distasteful - the fact that ITV can show a programme like "TV's Naughtiest Blunders" and not have clips anywhere near as good as these probably means there are much better clips to be had. We demand to see Richard call Judy a "fscking bint".

Advice for cartoonists

Are you struggling to come up wth enough panels for your weekly comic strip? Then check out this helpful list of "22 panels that always work"*.



* sometimes.

Fark baseball...

Don't like g.a.y. American Sports..?? Think again sports fans, here be the Lingerie Bowl...! w00t!! It's seven on seven, full contact half time super bowl action!

Tijuana Bibles

A collection of Tijuana Bibles. And in anticipation of the next question, an excerpt from the FAQ.

What is a Tijuana Bible?

Tijuana Bibles (AKA eight-pagers, bluesies) are small (~2x5") illustrated pornographic tracts printed primarily before 1960. The skimpy stories usually framed contemporary movie, sports, political, or cartoon/comic book stars in absurdly hyperbolic sexual situations.




Most bibles consisted of 8 stapled pages. Sometimes you'd get a bonus frame from another title on the back cover, probably a printing mistake. Some were printed in a larger format with 16 pages. Page counts vary, but most stick with the tried and true 8-pager format.




I've never seen a "color" bible. Inside pages are black and white (or shades of such), with an occasional splash of red outlining on the cover.





The "artistic" quality is usually poor-- most feature atrocious grammar with illustrations just good enough to tweak a sexual response. (There are notable exceptions, of course!)

Slowed down video

of lots of stuff getting shot. I particularly liked the 7 cans one.

Chia Christ

Grow your own holy cress. Produces what looks like a small amount but it will feed 5000 at a pinch.

The Molecular Expressions Photo Gallery

Loads of images of things viewed through a microscope.

LSD Blotter Art

A collection of imagery used on acid tabs.

Monk fu

Videos of Shaolin monks doing their thang. Though no doubt sensei dogs will film his own death defying katas and post those.

Interactive Periodic Table

This company makes Periodic Table displays for schools etc.

Follow up: smack the pingu

It looks like Pingu has had enough.

Ropey Old Links...

I should've posted that to Misleading Links then..! arf arf...

I'm on a half day, and I'm off to the Moor with my Gas Board Barrier today.

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

</cartman>

Follow up: Hey Ya + Charlie Brown

Not long after I originally posted the link it broke. Whether due to bandwith or sneaky ninja lawyer moves is unknown.



So to make sure you saw this cool anim I found some more links.

Escher animation

Well it's not by him obviously but it is based on one of his last pieces, Snakes. The animation is here.

Looking for a place to light up legally in London

Quite amusing article on where you can light up in London - the chats with the police are particularly good.



This is in the context of the UK's legalisation decriminalisation reclassification of cannabis this Thursday. Remember kids - it's still illegal!

Lego Holy Grail

Monty Python in a Lego stylee.

The real Beauty's Castle

Pah - Bung and his false pretenders. Real thing here. Haven't looked for unabashed yet.

Virus alert - W32.Novarg.A@mm (mydoom)

New worm was being reported this morning as having no payload except for attempted DoS attacks on sco.com between 1^st and 12^th Feb this year. It's now being reported as being a backdoor so be careful. Usual applies - don't open suspicious attachments.

Johnny Vegas, are you here...?

Is this Johnny Vegas' medievil hideaway...? The legendary Beauty's Castle As detailed in his Room 101 repeat last night. Is Johnny Vegas a filthy deviant...?? His user name is "Unabashed" if anyone fancies looking for him!

Bush a deserter?

It's well known his family pulled strings to get him out of active service in Vietnam and into a nice cushy National Guard posting instead. It now appears he couldn't even cope with that.

This parrot doesn't speak

it orates! I reckon if any parrot was Churchill's it was this one.

Origami camera

This paper camera is fully functional.

And to continue

in this new found vein of understanding, harmony and the search for spirituality here's the Evil Bible. Apparently jeebus and god are no-good sinners.

Will work for food

Forget security, the upcoming election and other irrelevant matters - Mr Prez wants some ribs.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Answers here.

Pink tank

This tank has been decked out with pink camouflage in preparation for fighting in blancmange filled environments.

Well spotted dogs

I noticed I'd screwed the text for the poll yesterday but I thought I'd leave it for you to whinge about. :)



Tomorrow's gripping installment features dogs noticing that he'd forgotten to end a sentence with a full stop (more references on demand!) and disappears up his own bottom in a recursive flame/response cycle with himself for the next three days.

Be prepared

The snow has stopped without lying but the weather forecasts say plenty more on the way. So check this out for instructions on building an igloo. It might just save your life.



Of course the fact that we very rarely get a decent snowfall these days means you may have to reduce the scale slightly.

IKEA walkthrough

Having trouble surviving to later levels of Ikea? Here's a walkthrough to help you out.

minimalism

TinyApps.Org is a collection of erm.. tiny apps. You can get a whole collection of stuff that will fit on a floppy. Remember them?

Google Search: "usb sex toy"

Woohoo! - New Links ranked 2nd highest by Google for "usb sex toy". I'm off to organise some pr0n adverts.

the World as a Blog

Woo hoo! I just saw New Links update on the World as a Blog!!

I'm just posting this in pure vanity to see it appear again!

Liked the new year photos from mmChronic... maybe I'll have to post some drunken photos from last night as an attempt to make this into a real community blog effort type thing! arf arf!

Maybe some of you avid readers would like to submit your photos to the usual address...??? Naughty photos will have to be verified by dogs. You have been warned.

Flying car

This is a video clip of what looks like a farmer or something being interviewed - then a car goes flying past in the background.

woohoo!

I posted the yellow snow link and at the same time the real snow started falling. I'm off to practice my snow writing skills for real.

Yellow snow

Are you prepared for the snow? If not you can practice your snow writing skills without having to go outside.

Kill Bill Vol. 2

The trailer for Kill Bill Vol. 2 is now online at Yahoo. If you are having problems streaming try this direct link to the QT version. (12.2Mb)

50's Americana

Huge collection of American 50's advertising images including big chromed up cars with fins.

Pussy Plod

Need a cat crime solved? Then you need The Cats-Paw Detective Agency.

Mars looks dangerous

If this is what's going on on Mars then I'm surprised that we've heard from any of the probes.

the World as a Blog

If your blog is in the GeoURL database, has an RSS feed and pings weblogs.com when it is updated then it will appear on the World as a Blog.

Lion Dancing

Back from watching the cele-brations in Newcastle's China Town. It was absolutely freezing (and before dogs starts with his pedantry that was a figure of speech rather than actually meaning the temparature was at freezing on the Kelvin scale! :P) so after we had watched the Lion Dance for a bit (but didn't get a very good view through the crowds) we dashed off to eat before it finished. Turns out this was a good move because the restaurants were chocker but after the Lion Dance finished the queues were out into the street for most of them.



The picture (taken by Lauren with her mini camera thing [High performance????]) was the lion coming into the restaurant for a dance - which meant we got a very good view, got stuffed with crispy beef and didn't freeze to death. Which was nice.

Opportunity knocks

Yet another landing on Mars. Martians getting annoyed.

Hey Ya!

It's Hey Ya + Charlie Brown. There is just no way you can go wrong!



Beagle finally spotted dancing on piano.

MaccyD's unhealthy - shock!

Apparently you get fat if you eat nothing but burgers for 30 days. Also induces vomiting, toxic liver, depression.

Pavement Art

There was an email going around the other week with some very good images of chalk drawings attached. This is the artist's website with more examples of his work.



"You think... you wink... you do a double blink. You close your eyes, and JUMP"

So you want to be David Blaine?

Then you can either go here and learn his tricks or you could just buy a perspex box and a crane, hire a crowd of Cockneys to abuse you and you are off.

Mars Rover Blog

Now we know why Spirit wasn't responding the other day - it was busy updating it's blog.

Are the Tories an up to date party?

Well their web pages aren't very fresh!


What next? Disraeli for Technologies Minister?

Lexmark C710 Colour Laser for sale

One lady owner, would make excellent guard dog - bungalows only.

Scouse gits :(

Bloody scousers - lah!



Bit quite here yesterday (due to football etc) so I will try and stick some links up this afternoon - after I've celebrated this with lashings of "all you can eat" Chinese goodness.

JPL News -- Updated Mars Exploration Rover Mission Status

w00t! The h4x0rs at NASA have managed to reboot the Mars Exploration Rover

It had been trying to contact windowsupdate.microsoft.com....

Friday game

Shoot the targets. Also has an excellent "boss mode" - just click outside the browser window to see it.

Got a phone with digicam?

Then forward your pics to Mobog. As the images can be sent in by any one then it stands to reason that some may be NSFW. Like today's most viewed picture.

North East to be fully broadband by March 2005

All North East BT Exchanges are to be upgraded for ADSL - paid for by One North East. Bigg Market empties as Geordies discover Counterstrike.

yada yada yada

And since when was a typo defined as being "one mistyped character"? I think I'll go with this definition. parp!

Church V Sign

Lego Bible

See the Bible story as you have never seen it before - The Brick Testament is the Bible retold with Lego. Includes the astonishing revelation that Eve liked it from behind!



Note to self: Need Lego icon!

Dodgy knowledge of English on display to the whole world!

Grammatical error? I think not. If it had read


"Your about to be etc"


then you would have been correct. It was a typo. Shoot me.

It does exactly what it says on the tin...

Visit Predator Dreams!!

And I thought my dreams were all farked up...

Dear Penis

Very amusing Flash duet between a man and his willy.

From localhost to logo

BBN (formed by Bolt, Beranek & Newman) have a timeline of their activities. Included are such mundane events as inventing routers, TCP and implementing ARPANET - without all of which you certainly wouldn't be reading this page.



And then you come to the last page covering this decade. And it the only news it contains is of a corporate merger and a bloody rebranding exercise. That just seems awfully sad.



Interviewer:"What is your biggest contribution to computing so far this millenium?"


BBN:"erm... we have a nice new logo??"

Church Sign Contest Entry IV

That'll teach you for reading church signs!

Naked Nuns

Naked Nuns - SFW.

Goth tools

Do you really hate nails? Then buy a Death Stick Hammer & make those nails bleed.

Church Sign Contest Entry III

Congrats to Dogs...!!

That is the funniest thing ™ I have ever seen on the interweb, ever, in the whole world ever! We have a winner! (So funny I've forgotten my HTML!!)

Artbots

Gallery of robot art from comics, films and other sources.

Pingu winner?

Well it looks like Mrs. ILuvNufc is the winner with 593.6.



Prize in the post Bung?

Nasa loses spirit?

Spirit is no longer sending sending data or responding to commands. Beagle last seen sniggering whilst holding wire cutters.

Bung hez tumour removed

by a Dr McKay McKinnon! The medical mystery deepens.

Rasp rasp rasp...

Hehehe... Check this out - it's a Church Sign Generator from a cool site called a boy and his computer And it was also in Catsinabath's site. (See below... )

You can do this with it! Tomorrow's contest...?? :)

!!!!

Hey dogs, you're a right fscking charmer! :)



I reckon you did this after all.

daily mail-o-matic

Generate your own Daily Mail headlines. Knowing paper journalists always nick stuff off the net and publish without credit I can only surmise we will see the headlines for real in future editions of the Daily Mail.

Tigger investigation part II

Maybe it was like this?

My medical degree

After many years of studying here I was ready to begin practice.



"Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"

Hmmm,Tigger.

Ah what memories of our slightly insane Tig(g)er.whatever happened to Tigger? Was it this or was it this.I think either would have been suitable..unless anybody else knows what happened to the monster.

Follow up : Catsintub...

I think we should be more concerned by the fact she appears to be a patient of yours!

Or should we be more concerned that some one gave you a farkin' licence to practice medicine. MMChronic M.D...?? You might give Doogie Howser M.D. a run for his money!! arf arf!

(And yes... I did try to link Doogie to a fan site or something... but I don't think he used to specialise in female pelvic exams... at least not the 5pm on a Saturday afternoon "kid doctor" thing I used to remember...)

EDIT: Found him... I was looking for "Dougie Hauser"... and got "Dougie Hoser"... doh!

catsinthetub

First link submitted by form! woohoo!


Mind you it's aggressive self promotion as it was submitted by the author of catsinthetub - but as they say "shy bairns get nowt". :)

"I write some pretty funny sh--t and think that you would like it.
Check it out and let me know what you think.
"


catsinthetub

Of course the deciding factor was that she has a cat called Tigger - I'm sure Steve will wince as he recalls the psycho family cat of the same name we had as kids :)

Nerds declare war on Apple

...after unveiling new super weapon, the doombolt.

Mars toon

Excellent animation of Spirit Mission. Beagle turns up in "The adventures of Charlie Brown".

Pingu bash

Rule 13, section ii says "nee lasses like" :)

Whose arse is it anyway?

Match the bottoms to the faces - SFWish.

Pingu bash.

My good lady Anne-Marie got 593.6.
Not sure who's gonna get the bairn from school now.

Penguin Game.

I'm still trying,i've now got 493.6

Pingu bash....

Penguin score to beat - I got 537.4.



EDIT: Buggrit - I just noticed your edit to 563. Oh well try again.



EDIT: 577.6 bwahahah.

Google Holiday Logos

Here you go Mr. Bung.

The Real Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I'm sure most of you have already seen h2g2 but just in case you haven't...



And even more obviously two heads are better than one...

2 headed baby....

I think Rocky and April share the same surname because they share the same parents..!

</obvious>

2 Headed Baby Born.

With pic. How nice it is to reminded of HGTTG.

My feeble best on the Penguin game is 330.

musicplasma : the music visual search engine

Type in an artist and this pulls back discography, images, plays snippets of songs but best of all it does a funky diagram of similar bands.

The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator

Not enough conspiracy theories to get paranoid about? Here you go.

Spizz alert!!

Time to change religion... again. Now you can get an interest free mortgage from the HSBC if your relig. says you don't believe in it.

Church of Bungers accepting new members all this week!


Sorry aboot the double posting dogs...! I blame my stupid mousepad thingy... messing with my brain! Stoopid field sensing malarky!

Monkey Link Part IV - The seach for chimps

Celebrate "Year of the Monkey" by sponsoring one of these little fellas. You even get to bring them home to your house for one day a year, so you can dress 'em up in 'uman clothes and make them drink tea from your best china!! Oooo ooo Aaaa O aaaA Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaaa!

Google images...

But do you know where they archive them...?? I saw the one for the 100 years of flight banner... (the google "oo's" were the propellors of the Wright Flyer 1)... Maybe we should do a New Link banner for special events?? Submit them to the usual address! (newlinks@mailinator.com) and they'll be deleted before anyone even looks at them!! ;)

Google's Logo

You know Google do special logos for special occasions? This time they have surpassed themselves - it has monkeys and bananas!

smack the pingu!!! (Yes i ripped it)

Here's a little diversion for this morning... smack the pingu!!! I can get 493.0m, but Fiddy Dent reckons he got 531.0m

Best score at the end of today wins the prize!

EDIT : Sorry, I got a link clash from another of my sources!! This is such a fast moving site! (hehehe) ;)
I was just adding substance to the "lame double link" goodness this morning! (p.s.) the record is now up to 567.7m... :)

No wonder...

The net is probably sinking under the weight of lame double posts! arf arf!

Yet another penguin game

This time hit them very hard with a baseball bat.

Martian rock found in Morocco

Still no sign of Beagle. Maybe we should just send a probe to
Morocco next time - we can get it delivered by UPS.

Latest Boy George Video

This is brilliant! Needs sound.

More photos

This time a collection of pictures of lynchings from America. I bet I didn't have to append the last two words in that sentence really.

WWII Aerial photographs still a secret?

Has anyone had any luck getting onto Evidence in Camera? It's an archive of aerial photos which was supposed to have went live Monday gone but I have still been unable to get on it.

gong xi fa cai

恭喜發財, 恭喜发财
And I hope that says what it's supposed to say!



Happy Chinese New Year! And to help celebrate here's a link to stuff happening in Newcastle's China Town this Sunday. I hope to be watching from the window of the Number 1 Oriental Buffet. <homer>shredded beef... ooooh</homer>

Just in time for dress down Friday

A new site has been created to serve the needs of people who like to chat whilst being VERY comfortable!

Game FAQS, cheats etc

Quite good game cheats search engine. Spoilt by popups etc but if you enable cookies it will stop serving ads (including banners) to you after 10 pages.

Slashdotted...

Change the layout of the site to make it look like Slashdot, BBC or Fark. Try your own mixes here.

Feeling a little hoarse?

<baddabing>
No, it's a miniature sicilian donkey!
</baddabing>

ooh shiny

new Nintendo box!

New sport! Forget football!

Try out Speed Stacks. This "sport" involves stacking cups at ridiculously high speeds. To quote the site, it's the "number one choice among physical education teachers". Presumably this is so PE teachers don't have to go out in the wind and rain. Any link with the rising obesity levels of the UK's children? Little buggers should be made to do cross country running.

Looking for boobies?

Have no fear, Booble is here! Like Google but database only contains pr0n sites.

What's a "bung dropper", Bung?

Power tools - for the slaughter industry. NSFV - Not Safe For Vegetarians.

Learn to disko danski

An instructional disco dance video - in Czech. Not a problem as the message of dance (and madness) is truly cross border especially in the era of the interweb.

Robot belly-dancer shakes her stuff

Apparently inspired by Lucy Lui. I think it's more reminiscent of Callista Flockhart.

The caffine machine

You'll have to click through a bit... but here's another "Case Modification Extravaganza"...!

Or you could just click 'ere ...sorry...!

That's no spaceship. It's a PC.

Millenium Falcon PC case mod.




To quote Han Solo himself, "She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.".

My Top Ten...

Ivan "Iron Man" Stewart's Super 4x4 Off Road Racing (Arcade and PC)

Rampart (Arcade)

Laser Squad (PC)

Gauntlet (Atari ST)

Elite (BBC Model B)

Phantasy Star Online (Dreamcast)

Zelda : A link to the Past (SNES)

Syndicate (PC)

Eye of the Beholder (PC)

Citadel (BBC Model B)

I think we need a top one hundred, I couldn't get Spy hunter or Chase HQ in!! Or lots more...!

Daily Jigsaw Online

Never again rage over nearly completing a jigsaw only to find a piece missing - now you can do a virtual jigsaw and rage when your PC crashes instead. Puzzle changed daily.

Mosh pit

Like one of those dance games but for moshers. I got 46,536 first go.

Hangaroo

A hangman game with added marsupial goodness.

Reminder

The Chinese Year of the Monkey starts this Thursday (Jan 22^nd).

Look at the monkey

A monkey song.

Does your brain look like this?

I'm glad I've never bought a mobile - I've never really felt the need to ring people up and say "I'm on the bus now" in a very loud voice.

Becoming Human

No not a FAQ for mackems but the story of human evolution told from a scientific viewpoint. NSFC: Not Safe For Creationists.

My video games top 10

The games here are my top 10 remembered video games. I know I will have left out something awesome! They are listed in no particular order as that would be too hard. They all got inordinately unhealthy amounts of playtime from me. Some of the games may be available on other platforms but the ones mentioned are the platforms I played them on.

• Knightlore (Spectrum)


• Lords of Midnight (Spectrum)


• Turrican (Amiga)


• Civilisation (Amiga) [Link is actually to freeciv which is erm... civ for free!]


• Project Gotham Racing 2 (XBox)


• Zelda: Ocarina Of Time (N64)


• Morrowind (XBox)


• Powermonger (Amiga)


• Syndicate (Amiga)


• Syphon Filter (PSX)

Software giant threatens mikerowesoft

Software giant threatens mikerowesoft hahahaha!

Ian Bell's Asian Kittens

Funnily enough, this is SFW!! Asian Kittens

How cool is that...?? A cat, from the guy who wrote Elite! He reckons the Acorn Archimedes version is the best, and I happen to have one of those in the loft at home. I will provide a full report on how retro gaming is crap/not crap in the near future!

p.s. You forgot Laser Squad. That must qualify..! :)

Video Games

I'm not denying Elite was awesome - back then. I just think you will be severely disappointed comparing space trading games to it as they will all fail due the fact that you loved Elite when you were a kid.



Top 10 games? I will have to have a little think about that. Immediately begging for inclusion though are Manic Miner (Spectrum), Turrican (Amiga), Civilisation (Amiga), Knight Lore (Spectrum), AOE (PC), LOM (Spectrum). And that's before a console or arcade game is mentioned! For instance I remember sitting for hours playing with one of those Binatone boxes that did football/tennis/shooting etc. I think 10 fave video games ever may be an impossible target!

No... I'm not saying that... ;)

But at the end of the day... it rocked. And I will play it again... Military Lasers, ECM.. ahhh...!


Top ten Video games of all time then please!! We'll start with you Mr. Chronic! I'm still compliling my list...

Blah Blah Blah yesterday games were better Blah Blah Blah.

Well you can play Elite if you wish. Me? I'm counting down for Halo 2. No trading, hyperjumps or pirates to be seen. Just constant alien death. Marvellous.



The truth of the matter is that you will never find a trading game as good as Elite. Why? Because you played it to death as a child. It's imbued with all sorts of nostalgic loveliness. Try it now. It's cack! Move on... seek closure.. bring the period to a close... more psuedo psychoanalyst psychobabble. :)

Beagle has landed!

Unfortunately not that one! New virus alert.

Continuing Elite Rant....

My favourite game of all time is Elite. Here it is at number 4 in the The Big 50 Most Influential Games Of All Time!

Re: Freelancer... "Mouse Flight"....??? WTFITM??? Panders to the FPS generation.... I HAVE A FORCE FEEDBACK STICK AND WANT TO USE IT!! Pah! And.... In Elite, you knew that when you were near a space station, in a law abiding system, any funny business and you'd have Vipers all over the place to protect you... and pirates only existed in deep space, not fecking regen points right next to a fecking planet!! AAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!



p.p.s. And Homeworld... even though it's very pretty it looks like it's Command and Conquer in space!! I wanna fly a ship! (btw... I probably can fly a ship... I've only played it for five minutes, so I am reserving judgement on this one... More news tomorrow...)



I'm off to help Geoff Crammond finish Elite 2....

Toon coloured clock

And whilst on the subject of SJP, here's a colour coordinated clock you can use to let you know what time to go to the match.

GeoURL ICBM Address Server

I've just added this site to the GeoURL ICBM Address Server. You submit a site with a Longitude and Latitude (I used the approx location of SJP (aerial) as the location as I can safely say it is the centre of the known universe.) and can then search other sites by proximity - click here to see other toon based sites.

MIDI toy for Bung

Of course instead of Freelancer you could alway buy one of these - then you can write your own space musical.

Jerk In The Box

Now we know why he's so stupid - it must be damaging to have your head pressed against a box lid all the time.

Free postcodes location data

Rather than pay huge amounts of money for postcode data to the Post Office or some data reseller like Hopewiser you can have it for free from here. OK it doesn't go down to the same level of detail as the commercial stuff but it would be very easy to knock up a 'nearest pub/cinema/whatever' type application with this data.

Freelancer

Freelancer got good reviews.

Morning all!

I had the misfortune of watching the Wing Commander movie for the second time last night. I'm sure I've seen it before, but I obviously forgot how shiznit it was, and erased it from my memory!

Problems include:

• Ships that are crap
• Kilrathi that look rubbish
• crap acting
• Abuse of potentially good characters who are just made to look rubbish
• etc... etc...

It's also quite funny, that all the ships have a similar design to those in Crimson Skies but I can't be assed to research if that's a Chris Roberts game too, and they've probs got the same lead designer Hank "One Trick" Whoever...

Anyways... that leads me to the point of this post... Recommend me a good space trading/explore game like Elite/Wing Commander/Homeworld that's not crap like the film.

Thanks! Bung "Dangerous" Gifton (BBC model B plus 6502 second processor to control the Docking Computer)

Universal Conjugator

Choose a verb and see all conjugations for it. For instance when
talking
about
your
activities on this site you can ensure your English is proper like.

I See Jesus

Ever wondered how those images of Christ appear in everyday objects? This company is responsible.


They seem to have
missed
some
references
off their page.


However if you can not afford their services you could always create your own vision. (Bottom of page)

Free Sheetmusic Library

Lots of public domain sheetmusic from composers such as Mozart, Brahms & Beethoven - RIAA still figuring out how to get a slice.

Choose manhole covers

To mark C4's repeat of Trainspotting tonight here's Drainspotting.

Bible funnies.

Except they're not.


These Creationist cartoons are presumably to persuade non Creationists to come over to their point of view. Apparently the way to achieve this is use the same crackpot arguments but with cartoon graphics. Now I'm convinced!

Addicted to net pr0n?

Then this site may be useful.

Stuart Campbell picking a fight - most unusual

This is a link to a forum where Stuart Campbell is kicking off about someone writing a football game which he feels is too close SWOS. The author points out that SWOS ripped loads of stuff from Kick Off. Campbell agrees but says at least Sensi credited Kick Off. Then Dino Dini chips in...

Frodo, cease and desist

Looks like some busybody has reported Frodo to the council. He should do his tipping at night.

goatse.cx is dead!

For the 1st time in years you can click on goatse.cx and not be presented with... well you know what you were presented with!



Apparently it infringed the AUP of the Registrar for the .cx domain.



Protest petition already has 1500 sigs. Do your bit for freedom of speech and your right to see the foulest things on the net.

Baby baboons make history

Rare Gelada baboons born in the UK. CSA chasing a bonobo for maintenance.

Road Squadron - Home of the Star Wars Cars!

I doesn't get any worse than this....Road Squadron

See what they've done there..?? I'm going to spray paint my old shoes tonight, and set up a web site for my very own "Brogue Squadron"

Whose rubbish is it anyway?

Friday quizlet - you have to work out who the rubbish belongs to.

skniL weN

Help - my monitor has broken! Break yours too at this site.

Booby Cursor

NSFW. It's a booby cursor - move your pointer in the box (ooer) and it becomes a nipple.

For sale: Footballers, hardly used

Leeds should maybe think about doing this - Although Freddie thinks the auction has already started.



EDIT: I posted wrong link and now it's been pulled. It *was* an ebay auction selling the West Ham squad. Bad link replaced with the Freddie link.

Wildlife recordings

This is a recording of a pikey scotchish having an eppy on the phone to the council. 1MB MP3.



EDIT: I should have put NSFW as there's more than a bit of swearing. However I think you suspected there would be :)

British XI V2

My "British" team would be as follows:-

1. Paul Robinson


2. Wayne Bridge (just as cack as Ashley Cole but he's not a cheating twat.)


3. Jonathan Woodgate


4. John Terry


5. Glen Johnson


6. David Beckham


7. Paul Sholes


8. Jermaine Jenas


9. Kevin Beattie (should be Sir Al but they can't have him!)


10. Michael Owen


11. Alan Thompson

With El Tel's diamond thingummy - Scholes behind front 2, Thompson and Beckham playing as wingers and JJ providing the anchor. Ooh look - all English!

British XI

Well,here goes


1 Robinson-Leeds (cos i can't have Given)

2 Cole-The Arse/Bridges-Chelsea (nout in it,neither brilliant)

3 Hughes-Newcastle (not had the best season but he is good,honestly)

4 Woodgate-Newcastle (no debate)

5 Campbell-The Arse (Even without Rio's ban,i still think he is third best Centre-Half)

6 Scholes-Man U Mingers

7 Beckham-Real Madrid

8 Dyer-Newcastle

9 God(AKA Alan)-Newcastle

10 Owen-Liverpool

11 Giggs-Man U Mingers (As i've got nearly all right footers,for balance)


I picked my team on the old system of 1-11 position wise.It would be easy to name the best X1 but they would be all attackers. As we in Newcastle know,that does'nt work...A La Keegan.

I'm sure to have forgot someone brilliant but this is of the top of my head.

Proper pounds

Here's a list of HTML 4.0 Entities you can use for pound signs etc. I'll fix your Chopper post Bung.



Steve, Shay would walk into a "British Isles" team for me - but he's not British so he couldn't get into a British Olympic football team - just the Eire one.

STOP THE PRESS!!!

Chopper, the iconic 1970s bicycle brand is set to make a comeback as maker Raleigh relaunches it in April for a limited period of time. With its red lined tyres, Chopper was the essential bike of the 70s. And fans of the bike (affectionately known as 'The Hot One') will be pleased to know that he bike's original design by Alan Oakley, the then Chief Designer at Raleigh, remains largely unchanged on the new version. Available only in the original Infra Red, the materials in the bike's production are taken from the original Chopper concept, even using the original tyre mould from the 70s. Chopper junkies will instantly recognise the legendary 'ape-hanger' handlebars, elongated seat, back rest, chrome seat hoop and mud guards that were instrumental to the bikes radical design. Previously positioned on the cross bar of the bike, the gearshift has been moved to the handlebars to comply with modern safety standards. The first 2004 Choppers will be limited edition with a personalised plaque featuring the production line number, where the gearshift once was. The Limited Edition Choppers will retail at £249.99, all others will retail at £199.99. Loz Cox, Chopper Product Manager at Raleigh says: "Change in the bike market and demand for retro products like the VW Beetle and Mini Cooper sparked the idea for the introduction of the new Chopper. The new Chopper has been restyled for the new century and a new generation of kids who are looking for a highly stylised bike unlike any other on the market."

Federal Eurpean Team of Great Britain

Maybe you could field a "seniors" team, with Ian Rush, Big Nev, Roy Keane, and Ryan Giggs in 2012, but that's my contribution.... and you could always wheel out Colin Hendry for a laugh I suppose!!

Back to work... Jack Straw is a twat. It'll never work!

Im Afraid ..

any British team would have to start with an Irishman.See here.

LMFAO!!!

That would be the British team composed entirely of Englishmen then? A few years ago Giggs may have got in from Wales but he wouldn't be an automatic choice for me now. I can't think of anyone else. FFS Scotchish players aren't fit to be ball boys nevermind footballers!



There you go - a Friday challenge. Try to pick a British X1 and see how many are English, Scotch, Oirish or Inbred. Post any teams so we can all pick it to pieces :)

Ahhh... but... the bid also states that they might have the football in some other countries to... called "Scot Land", "Northern Ire Land" and a place called "Whales" (I've never heard of them either). Means there'll be games at the millenium stadium etc. What's interesting is that this may mean that we have to field a "British" foosball team in the Olympics, which will be the first time we've done that since the sixties... alledgedly!

p.s. Anyone know how to "save" a .ram file....?? I'd like to listen to it later, and then I'll delete it. Of course. Here's the link Ja Rule reads the Grinch btw... It's cool....

I'll see your StrongBad,..

...and raise you an Ultimate Simpsons Doom. <monty>Excellent...</monty>

London launches Olympic bid

Now I'm sure I had heard any suggestion we would bid for the 2012 Olympics was tosh - we wouldn't be wasting tax payers money on touting for the right to play host to one of the most corrupt sporting circuses in the world. It seems that decision has been reversed - whether due to UK politicians getting their palms greased or as a bid to deflect attention away from all the cack they've had over Iraq, Dr Kelly, price of cheese etc is unknown.



This would normally have been the cue for a rant about the bastard cockney-centric UK government spending yet more money on the cack hole that is Lahndahn. Then selfishly these concerns disappeared. Included in the bid is the possibility we might get some of the footie at SJP. So that's alright then.



Despite being one of the best modern, modular construction (MFI flat pack) stadiums in England(!? That's what the mackems think anyway) the Stade de Shite mysteriously receives no mention. Snigger.

BBC finds missing Dalek episode

A 39 year old, previously thought lost episode of Dr Who has been recovered thanks to a BBC engineer who "saved it from destruction" (made off with it when he saw the chance!). Linked page has a small clip from the episode too. I would watch it but there's no room behind our sofa for me to hide.

For real charvers

Check out Charver Central at Newcastle Stuff.

Chavscum

I do believe a chav is what we call a charver. Which means those of you outside the "toon" are still in the dark. Enlightenment is one click away.

I think these used to be referred to as "aspirins on an ironing board"

A forum for women to discuss their experience of having a Flatsy chest. Includes tips for wearing male swimwear (with insert) so you can go topless without causing a scene.



SFW? There is a single image (repeated many times) on the first page of a flatsy chest. Which means no tits whatsoever so that's alright! :)

Half-Life Modification part II

I'll see your mod, and raise you another! Here's a Strong Bad Mod

Burnination ensues!!

Check out the Bub model... he's the dancing guy from another post!

On me head, Gordon

A football mod for Half Life. I wonder if you can shoot the ref?

Dental Hygiene part deux

This bloke likes to Photoshop teeth - with braces and/or gaps. Lovely.

This week, I'll mostly be m-m-m-multiposting!

Sorry, I got some lag, and went into a "Click frenzy!!"

If you do a &™; you get a ™.... (Where it's got the TM write TRADE..My posting is a bit sloppy this morning... sorry!)

Suffer from Road Rage...?? Part II

Bit crap are you...? Can't get your car parked in a space outside your house...?? You should buy a Toyota Prius cause it'll do it for you! Insert women driver gag here!

Nerd update... the transformer car is a Mazda RX-8 and you can buy one at your local mazda dealer, but I don't think it becomes an Autobot. Bummer! Wonder if it'll be in Transformers Armada...

So good he posted it twice!

Bung's fingers must have spasmed as he was submitting his self styled "Best Link Of The Day". Keep taking the Ritalin :)

The latest step forward in dental hygiene

Be one of the first in the world to own a revolutionary toothpaste dispenser and be the talk of all your friends.

I never promised you a Zen Garden...

Can I have an Ant Lion please mommy....?? Check out this link for all your Antlions, Doodlebugs, Ant Lion Zen Gardens & Science Projects that you'll ever need!

And no, it doesn't have the head of an ant and the body of a lion. Booooo!!

My link is Best Link of the Day™, and it's not even ten o'clock!

Suffer from road rage?

Then buy one of these cars -it's awesome fighting power will make the baseball bat under your seat redundant.

Still trying to find Bung's favourite ninja site

This one says it's the "Best NINJA site on the planet!". Sounds more like martial art pr0n to to me.

Give your kid a head start in life

Buy them a pimp daddy suit. Before long they'll have loads of ho's, bling and a hefty crack habit.

Is your job too hard?

Then let Jeebus come to your place of work and help you.

Jeebus saves

Judging by the picture it looks like he's more likely to score.

GBA Movie Player

Shiny technology link alert!! How cool is this...??!!

Robot arm game

Game where you have to guide a robot arm to pick springs up.

Women Were Designed For Homemaking

And other gems from a Creationist Science Fair. Hang on - creationist and science in the same sentence?



It's definitely scientific - check out "Using Prayer To Microevolve Latent Antibiotic Resistance In Bacteria" and proof that the Ark could have existed even if it meant packing all the animals like a calf in a veal crate. God's love is truly wonderful.

Space ship lands in Austria!

Or maybe it's just the new scrolling message display thing that has just been installed at the Kunsthaus art gallery in Graz.

Media conspiracy?

Or world leaders looking foolish? You decide.

So you want be a record producer...

The Beastie Boys label, Grand Royal LLC is up for sale - including contracts with artists, master tapes etc etc.

The Beagle has landed... oh..erm.. no it hasn't..

But Spirit has rolled off it's ramp and is now driving around on Mars

Which is nice...

Don't you think it looks a bit like a mini Number 5 from short circuit..??

It's what you've all been waiting for...

Presenting The Rolf Harris Jukebox Can you tell what it is yet....??

Did you know...

The Toon are responsible for the decline of Leeds United.This letter was recently sent to 442 magazine by a Leeds fan.



Nearly 70 Grand A Second.

"We all know about the ongoing saga of Leeds United:The Trial,Instanbul,The Book,The Sackings,The Sellings,The Financial Mismanagement,The Rented Fish etc etc
However,no mention is made of Elland Road,Saturday,Dec 22,2001 in the annals of the downward spiral towards the Nationwide.

At 4:30 that afternoon Leeds led Newcastle 3-1.By 4:50,after 20 minutes of the most inept defending known to man. Newcastle had won 4-3 and pocketed the 3 points.
At the end of the season Newcastle finished 4th,5 points ahead of Leeds,and qualified for the Champions League.

Now i know that it's a long time from December until the end of the season and much is still to happen,but if Leeds had held that lead,in the true six-pointer style it would have been they and not the Mags mixing it with the european elite as they had 2 years previously.How different would things be now? At £80M in the red and counting,was this the most expensive 20 minutes in football history?"




Can i add 3 things to this

1 I'm struggling to find a link for this....and an Icon

2 I was there.It was one of the best games i have ever seen with my own eyes.

3 All together now "If you're proud to be a Geordie,clap you hands" and so on.

Food glorious food

All this talk of spam and mince has made me hungry for rations. Disappointed there is nothing using rat.

Mars update!

Hope you've got a widescreen monitor... here's a nice panoramic view of mars taken by Spirit.

Still no news from Beagle...

Weird, odd and quirky stories? Better new link it!

Fancy A tall tale of mince and tatties....?? Look no further!

So that's why spam looks like that dpkxez

Ever wondered why spam contains random letters, chunks of books or really bad punctuation and grammar? Wonder no more.

Bless me Father, I have run out of ink

Feeling in need of spiritual guidance and ink cartridges? Have no fear LaserMonks are here!

More non Rockstar stuff...

Also, if you ain't got Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time you can now get Splinter Cell FOC.

Which is nice...!

Games Link in "Not Rockstar" shocker!

Remember Secret of Mana on the SNES...?? Well here's the follow up Sword of Mana Want.... Need...

Colour scheme

I've just implemented a new colour scheme but I don't like it. If you think you can do better have a go and let me know if you come up with anything better than this - it won't be hard :)

Insanity Test.

Watch for a minute and try not to laugh.Insanity Test

Note:Lack of suitable icon.


EDIT: Just for you :)

The Ultimate Gay & Lesbian Cars

You guys have been very helpful with helping me find a car, so let me return the favour. Bung, isn't that yours mincing in at number 8? :)

M-m-m-m-multiblog part II

And if you do a GIS, you get this. Sorry, but it had to be done. And it's a Googleism, which is also cool!

M-m-m-multiblog!!!

How cool is this...???

And how cool is my double icon trick??!! WAY COOL! In fact, it's ICE COLD. ;)

Hot slug action

No, not bullets. These are Leopard slugs - doing it. SFW - unless you work in a place that disapproves of pictures of a slimy invertebrate's genitalia.

Annoyed By International Shit On Internet...??

Those pesky Americans don't like looking at Shit On Internet

</satire>

Did you get yourself a new car Mr. Chronic...??

If not, why not try this..?!!! You know you want it!

You can get inside this robot too

This robot has a body sized orifice. You can climb right inside. It's a mech! Primarily designed for rescue missions I'm sure with a bit of tweaking it could be used for world domination or anything.

Real AIBO

"AIBO-MAN" is all well and good, but until they combine it with one of these I'm not interested. (NSFW BTW)

p.s. Nice redesign!

Too tired to walk your AIBO?

Then you need one of these to do it for you.

Do you have an FX5900?

Have a free upgrade to an FX5950.

Desperate bid to increase number of games on Linux?

So that's Tux Racer and now shitty old DOS games. w00t!

Kitty Milkshake

Thirsty? Then try one of these . Guaranteed to be full of protein they will do wonders for your digestive system. Although the claws can knack when you are "passing" them.

It's Wacko - as you've never seen him before

because you can make him look how you want. Except human - that is beyond the scope of the program.

IRC Bible

This is a little known fact but the Bible is just a collection of IRC logs. Their origin has become lost in the mists of time. But now they have been found!



I see the hatemail page is empty atm - I think this probably won't be the case for long.

And another redesign :)

This time not a table, tr or td in sight. All positioning done by css and it loads tons faster (tons being the ISO measurement rate for data transfer) and it works in IE6 & Firebird 0.6. Woohoo :)



More changes to come particularly in the format of the posts themselves.

Strike bites in Haitian capital

A general strike and civil unrest in Port-au-Prince. Rockstar not blamed - yet.

Is anyone out of work at the moment?

Never fear, Bungers is here and brings you his daily round up of all the best Jobs

This was forwarded to me, I didn't dig it up myself. I like boobies (NSFW)

Acid trip

This one is an artist given acid in the 50's by the US gubmint and told to draw pictures.

Perfect accessory for the hooked up perv

A USB sex toy. Honest. Geeks need not apply - no API/SDK supplied.

Get off smack

A new drug is being trialled that will cure heroin addiction after six weeks with one shot. I was under the impression a shot of cyanide would cure any smackhead's addiction instantaneously. ho hum.

This is so geeky!

It's Barbie and Ken in a LOTR stylee!



/me grabs credit card to buy bairn's birthday present...

Bush is...

"43rd President of the United States; son of George Herbert Walker Bush (born in 1946)" also "dense", "thick","not of the highest quality or sophistication" and "an amateur" according to Princeton and others.



Cool Google tool does definitions of words - when doing a search do define:stuff.

Yahoo! News - Secret Movie Moguls

Apparently there is a thing called the "scene" that consists of lots of people racing to be the first to release illegal copies of stuff. Well blow me down.

New Icon:- fungus

A guide to picking and eating
wild mushrooms - no mention of psilocybes.

The Spoof - Russell Crowe Has Ape Baby

Contrived monkey story to test icon code.



EDIT Oops - as js appeared on a comment line it was obviously being treated like a comment. DOH. Now with added working goodness :)

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<script language="javascript">

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Icons

I am just about to upload the icon code. This will appear in your new posts. To choose an icon replace the ICON NAME HERE bit with one of the icon names: pirate or monkey - more soon!



If you don't want an icon just delete the icon code from your post - and if that scares you just leave it alone - default action is for no icon.




EDIT

Stupid bloody blogspot. Post template only appears in the new post bit on the blog editing pages - it doesn't appear in the "Blog This" window!

Workaround: paste the following lines into your post if you want an icon

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<script language="javascript">

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YOUR TEXT HERE



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Pssst....The Terrible Secret of Space

Don't tell anyone! It's The Terrible Secret of Space

Go to Mars

in a virtual stylee. First data set has also been released - Spirit's Landing.

Would you like Jazz with that...??

Every fat American with elastic-topped jeans will be able to surf with their McLaptop and "freedom" fries as Mickey D's goes Wi-Fi

Maybe we could suggest a few links for them! (Maybe that form on the right has been designed especially for that..???!! Nice work mmChronic!)

Security in MS Word is poor

What a surprise!

Picture of fear...

Of course if someone was going to take a scalpel to my nads I would do the same!

One down, about a billion to go.

A chinese boy rejects "piratical" practices. Won't be long before Disney and MS can rest easy.

More football...

...this time involving humans and robots - all on Segways. And Ratboy still wouldn't be able to score.

What's so special about Alan Shearer?

Everything - so here's an interview with the Lion of Gosforth himself in honour of him cementing his place at the top of the Premiership scoring table.



So where's the funny part? OK for laughs you could always compare him to another "England" striker! :P

Your name here

Find out what your name means here.

Another reason to get an iPod?

iPods DRM has been broken by DVD Jon. Changes name to iPod Jon by deed poll.



As for the image tags - I have an idea for displaying without poster having to do inordinate amount of work- only problem now is producing graphics for each type of story. And yes that is a hint dogscogs!

I'm looking for a piratey memory game - but not too piratey.

This is a collection of pirate themed puzzles wrapped in an rpg style world. Yar! - very impressive so far.

Not a new link, but here's iPod mini anyway

I'm just posting this cause now I want an iPod mini, and I didn't want one before. So that's got to be newsworthy.

Insert gag about Mini-me (Come on! Give me a break - You try and be funny about an mp3 player!)

p.s. I think we need a *technology* banner for this kind of link. Then we'll be like an online, smutty version of T3 magazine or Stuff or something, but better, and in an award-winning format....

Life on Mars!

Report on what the Martians are like.

Mars - in colour!

First colour images from Spirit have been released. Still none of Beagle 2.

Middlesborough's Most Wanted

Police on Teeside have released pictures of their most wanted crims. If you are not aware of 'boro's reputation then please be warned: This link shows mutants.

The interweb should be banned!

This one veers between very amusing and very disturbing. Basically two people create ID's on an anime RPG site and start talking (well "cybering" for gold anyway!) to people. Unsurprisingly they attract a big fat paedo - read the logs here.