Sunday, April 30, 2006

What's Your Theme Song

What's your theme song? - Exactly What It Says On The Tin?

Here's mine:



Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd



"There is no pain, you are receding.

A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon.

You are only coming through in waves."



You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.

The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb.

Rather pleased with that one... Pharyngula, where I saw this, got Britney Spears "Oops I Did It Again"(!)

Thursday, April 20, 2006

LALAS

Via Newcastle Online, comes this gem:
Even if you add the games from the mackems last premiership season they still wouldn't be out of the relegation zone.

.................................Pl...W...L....D...F....A....GD...P
15...Aston Villa.................34...9..12...13..37...47...-10..39
16...Fulham......................34..11...6...17..43...55...-12..39
17...Portsmouth..................35...8...8...19..32...57...-25..32
18...Sunderland..................72...6..13...53..43..126...-83..31
19...Birmingham City.............34...7...8...19..26...48...-22..29
20...West Bromwich Albion........35...7...8...20..29...52...-23..29

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear ...

Gentle Giant's Leia


Gentle Giant's Leia
Originally uploaded by Don Solo.
Sexy princess Leia ahoy!

I wonder if he's done one in the gold bikini.

Mmmmmmm bikini...

Salon Books | Machiavelli personality test

The Machiavelli personality test has a range of 0-100
Your Machiavelli score is: 71
You are a high Mach, you endorse Machiavelli's opinions.

Most people fall somewhere in the middle, but there's a significant minority at either extreme.

Take the Machiavelli personality test!!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Father Dan's Easter Quiz

A little late, but "better late than never", as the old saying goes, it's Father Dan's Easter Quiz, testing your religious knowledge of Easter (or testing your faith - if you had any start with, unlike the heathen lot here at NL).

Friday, April 14, 2006

Men Who Have Sex With Dolls

Continuing with the disturbing theme, we have possibly the first time NL has ever linked to Marie Claire with "Men Who Have Sex With Dolls", all about ... ahem ... "satisfied" clients of "Real Doll", a company that prides itself on making the "World's Finest Love Doll™".

Most disturbing part of the article? Perhaps:
After a last attempt with a dating agency, Malcolm came across RealDolls online. 'I bought Rebecca a few months ago with the money left from my redundancy payment,' he recalls. 'In my imagination, she's 14 and earns pocket money by working in her school library. 'She's very important to me,' he continues. 'I feel affection for her which goes beyond sexual desire.'
Oh dear...

The owner of Real Doll also chips in with some of his clientel demographics:
His clientele are mostly single, ranging from twentysomethings to pensioners, and over half work in IT or engineering.
Oh dear, oh dear ...

Distrubing Advertisment

An ad that apparently promotes paedophilia in the process of selling "Creamsicles", whatever that may be...

Of course, it could just be someone with photoshop and a sick sense of hoomar...

Update: Yup, it's a sick spoof. It's sad that things are so far gone with ads that while I thought it was, I wasn't 100% sure...

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Ancient Worm Poop

Scientists in Sweden have discovered some half-billion-year-old worm poop:
Eriksson told the newspaper they examined the level of phosphorus of the samples and that "we realized pretty soon that it could not be anything other than coprolites, in other words fossilized dung."
At least it's not so fresh it'll stick to your shoes...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Tripple monitor gaming

Now, I may have a special interest in this because of my own set up and addiction to Counter Strike : Source.....





However i think you will agree this bit of kit looks particularly tasty :D

Linky

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Coprolite

Today's word of the day is: coprolite.

Do you know what it means? Clue is in the iconage. :)

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Bristol Stool Form Guideline

Bristol Stool Form Guideline

Hooray! This is a handy guide to the consistancy of your stool. I wonder if Dan could start using the scale on his site. Let's find out. :)