New Links: April 2006

Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd

"There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves." You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing. The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb.

What's Your Theme Song?

Even if you add the games from the mackems last premiership season they still wouldn't be out of the relegation zone.

.................................Pl...W...L....D...F....A....GD...P
15...Aston Villa.................34...9..12...13..37...47...-10..39
16...Fulham......................34..11...6...17..43...55...-12..39
17...Portsmouth..................35...8...8...19..32...57...-25..32
18...Sunderland..................72...6..13...53..43..126...-83..31
19...Birmingham City.............34...7...8...19..26...48...-22..29
20...West Bromwich Albion........35...7...8...20..29...52...-23..29

After a last attempt with a dating agency, Malcolm came across RealDolls online. 'I bought Rebecca a few months ago with the money left from my redundancy payment,' he recalls. 'In my imagination, she's 14 and earns pocket money by working in her school library. 'She's very important to me,' he continues. 'I feel affection for her which goes beyond sexual desire.'

His clientele are mostly single, ranging from twentysomethings to pensioners, and over half work in IT or engineering.

Eriksson told the newspaper they examined the level of phosphorus of the samples and that "we realized pretty soon that it could not be anything other than coprolites, in other words fossilized dung."