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New Links: November 2003

Sunday, November 30, 2003

The Joy of Hex

posted by mmChronic @ 6:56:00 PM







I'm afraid there's not enough homo-erobic action for me!

This revelationary new book teaches couples the joy of interfacing. Also extended sections on drives (hard and floppy), probes, virus protection and fun with mice.


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Most realistic Mario yet.

posted by mmChronic @ 6:39:00 PM

1st Mario game to use solid 3D - so realistic you can touch and feel the models. Unfortunately to play it you will need a new board.

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If football players looked to rugby players...

posted by mmChronic @ 9:17:00 AM

as role models (as demanded by the 'quality' UK press this week) they would be

stealing high performance cars rather than paying for them as they currently do. tsk tsk.

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Friday, November 28, 2003

4 Hands

Men With Breasts

Rectal Foreign Bodies

LOTR 3 Update

posted by bungers @ 12:25:00 PM

And here's some news about the new film.

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Teacher went too far

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 11:18:00 AM

Seems a pretty wise thing to do

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Female volunteers wanted

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 11:15:00 AM

For a very exciting time.

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Go on,be a hero

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 11:09:00 AM

Letthis be a lesson to would be crims

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Thursday, November 27, 2003

(Kind of) Spizzwatch

posted by bungers @ 11:31:00 AM

Or maybe you don't know what to get granny for her Christmas...

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Spizzwatch

posted by bungers @ 10:55:00 AM

Gotta keep an eye on 'em
(Sorry, my sk1llz have deserted me and I can't find a suitable image...) This may be comedy genius...

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Am I Hot Or Not...

posted by mmChronic @ 9:58:00 AM

for cheerleaders. SFW (unless you work for a talibanesque organisation that doesn't like swimwear shots)


brb


<fap><fap><fap><fap>

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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Spizzwatch

posted by mmChronic @ 6:42:00 PM

The public return of the pre politically correct playground taunt and the target was probably deserving as most of them are! :)

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Learn another language...

posted by mmChronic @ 1:59:00 PM

even totally made up ones. 'kah may-tah ah-may' is apparently an admission of bestiality.

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The latest extreme sport.

posted by mmChronic @ 11:59:00 AM







As dangerous as this. Probably.

WARNING: This activity could cause injury - if you get caught by the pub landlord or similar.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

You're Busted Buddy!

posted by mmChronic @ 1:31:00 PM







You've been framed? Serves you right for fux0ring whores!

Follow the adventures of one man who, sick of all the prostitution on the streets in his town takes a video camera out and about and captures "working girls" and their "tricks" (terminology from "Pimping for Dummies") and post the results for the world to see. Sheer class :)

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Christian Video Game Reviews

posted by mmChronic @ 12:32:00 PM







No that's not reviews of Christian games, it's games reviews by Christians! Although there is a section of Christian games too for the really committed or those who ought to be committed.

spin your booty for jeebus!

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Hard Drives finally emancipated.

posted by mmChronic @ 10:15:00 AM

Rejoice on the streets as Hard Drives are freed from years of slavery - or allow your mind to boggle at political correctness gone mad.


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Make your own emergency vehicle.

posted by mmChronic @ 10:11:00 AM

Actually it's more a case of fiddle with the colours of the go faster stripes but it'll keep you occupied for at least 4 seconds.

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Monday, November 24, 2003

Who will buy my beautiful noses?

posted by mmChronic @ 3:49:00 PM

Alatheia Prosthetics - artificial limbs for amputees. Although I do like the way they feel they have to point out they are for amputees!



Other highlights include:

  • Blue rollovers on the body parts - giving the effect of dead flesh when you hover.
  • Check out the faces page. Last 'after' pic looks suspiciously like Saddam. Right, where do claim my reward?

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Warning!

posted by mmChronic @ 3:03:00 PM







Don't fuck with your local Karate dojo!

Mild mannered janitor Henry had finally had enough.

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Linux is secure as owt...

Embroidery with Attitude!

posted by mmChronic @ 10:34:00 AM

Still looking for that hard to find Christmas gift? Well make one instead.

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How to attract women

posted by mmChronic @ 10:24:00 AM







Fat Minger!

You too could have a fat bird like this if you follow the
Steel Balls Principles.

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Historic Tale Construction Kit

posted by mmChronic @ 10:15:00 AM

Change history and make those damn Frogs lose at Hastings.

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Saturday, November 22, 2003

Surfing for the blind....

posted by mmChronic @ 6:08:00 PM








Now the blind can get on the interweb thanks to this site. Yay for accessibility! Needs sound.

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Friday, November 21, 2003

Tech Support

posted by mmChronic @ 12:19:00 PM

Take too long with a call and you may get shot!

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Thursday, November 20, 2003

Its edewkashunul...

posted by mmChronic @ 9:57:00 AM

Science experiments for the terminally bored

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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Comdex 2003 Bill Gates Keynote - The Matrix update

posted by mmChronic @ 11:19:00 PM

Screenshots only so far AICMFP.

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Another place to steal links from....

posted by mmChronic @ 10:50:00 PM

Microsoft launch beta MSN Newsbot - very rough atm (all pictures captioned with agency rather than a decent description, very slow updates - still reporting at time of this post Scotland hopes raised due to Kluiverts omission - <nelson>har har</nelson>!) but should get better.

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Eric Conveys an Emotion

posted by bungers @ 4:30:00 PM

Hey Eric! How's about "I've found a funny website"

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The Ladder Theory

posted by bungers @ 4:24:00 PM

Stolen from fark but very funny, and oh, so true

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Bored? Restless? Looking for something worthwhile to do?

posted by mmChronic @ 1:47:00 PM

Do your bit for the human race and sign up for the Ebola vaccine trial.

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PSA - Ingrown toenails...

posted by mmChronic @ 10:08:00 AM

Sort them out before this happens :\

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OMFG!!! I now believe in the paranormal...

posted by mmChronic @ 10:05:00 AM

Morrisey was psychic!

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Tuesday, November 18, 2003

www.whatbrandareyou.com

posted by bungers @ 9:28:00 AM

A little culture for you guys this morning, courtesy of Radio 4. I of course, am phellatio Ooops. That could be a bit gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that of course... erm... ) Now I am TEMPERO (Much better...)

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Monday, November 17, 2003

Zombie biatch...

posted by mmChronic @ 2:07:00 PM

Well she looks undead anyway...

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Bill Gates in Matrix spoof

posted by bungers @ 11:20:00 AM

Bill Gates in Matrix spoof Usual finders fee to the first person who can find it...!

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Lego Album Covers

posted by mmChronic @ 10:57:00 AM

Only a few Lego Album Covers but they are good...

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Cool tool....

posted by mmChronic @ 10:46:00 AM

Google have just released Google Deskbar which allows searches from your desktop without opening a browser.

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Friday, November 14, 2003

Partridge Quote Generator - CASHBACK!

Dance for me...

posted by bungers @ 2:07:00 PM

Touch it..!
Not that I'd know anything about this kind of thing of course, and not all my posts are on this topic...

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Benny Hill reincarnated...

posted by mmChronic @ 10:04:00 AM

as the fastest Nazi in the west.

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Build a metal dog.

posted by mmChronic @ 9:14:00 AM

...and continuing the robot theme yet further here's a home-built K-9 robot.

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Thursday, November 13, 2003

Half man, half biscuit

posted by mmChronic @ 2:50:00 PM

On a similar topic to previous post - half robot, half segway. Just as shit as a dalek - can't do stairs.

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Blog it!

posted by bungers @ 1:11:00 PM

Bunger's Blog

If you haven't purchased a Segway yet (and really, what are you waiting for?),

may I suggest you save a little cash by building your own? And if that

project fails, there's always the good old Megway.

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Wednesday, November 12, 2003

Text to image

posted by mmChronic @ 3:17:00 PM

...and here's the link in case you want to do one :)

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Degree Confluences

posted by mmChronic @ 1:14:00 PM

Website with people taking pictures of where latitude and latitude lines converge. This one is the nearest to the toon - 7m NW of Hexham.




ps my sk1llz beat Ben ->
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Mmmmm...

posted by bungers @ 11:20:00 AM

Go on... touch it!
I may be able to recommend this venue. And not a Kevin Costner in site. Which is nice... (NSFW-but there's a warning before you enter the site) Go on... touch it!

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Here be nutters...

Tuesday, November 11, 2003

How to raise money for beer

posted by mmChronic @ 12:03:00 PM

Sell your ex-wifes beanie baby collection! Serves the biatch right - probably :)

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Blow stuff up

posted by mmChronic @ 12:01:00 PM

All things can be bought legally in the UK! The guide doesn't tell you exactly how to do it (presumably to stop stoopid people blowing themselves up) but it wouldn't be hard to figure the rest.

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Snuff Cartoons!

posted by mmChronic @ 11:56:00 AM

Very odd collection of cartoons and stories Ever so slightly(?) sick and most definitely NSFW.

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Knob a Christian for Jeebus

3d pr0n

posted by mmChronic @ 11:50:00 AM

Need some red/blue glasses NSFW or children!

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Monday, November 10, 2003

ToonArmyForever/Jokes

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 1:57:00 PM

some cool sunderland jokesToonArmyForever/Jokes

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LALAS

posted by mmChronic @ 1:13:00 PM

Market Cap = Market Capitalisation = amount required to buy all shares in the "company" = not a fecking lot... chortle :)

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H&V: October Scum 2003

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 12:58:00 PM

haha.check villas scum of the month compo.watch the little cartoon dudeH&V: October Scum 2003

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Welcome to OLD-COMPUTERS.COM !

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 12:28:00 PM

step back in time for a look at the VIC20 and ZX81 and other rubbish.the fun section is well worth a visit,tooWelcome to OLD-COMPUTERS.COM !

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Saturday, November 08, 2003

Ireggae

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 4:27:00 PM

want some lovely sounds while you surf then check thisIreggae

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Blink1-82.com V.5

posted by ILuvNUFC @ 4:21:00 PM

stream the entire blink album 10 days before release,hereBlink1-82.com V.5

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Friday, November 07, 2003

H4x0r Economist

And this years best Coldplay is... wait for it...

posted by mmChronic @ 4:53:00 PM

Coldplay!

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Hooker Blog!

posted by mmChronic @ 3:23:00 PM

Belle de Jour: A lady of the night's blog....

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Drinkometer - The Drink-o-Meter Test - How much Alcohol have you consumed?

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Font embedding

posted by mmChronic @ 1:44:00 PM

Font embedding

allows custom fonts to be embedded in a web page - prob won't work outside of IE.

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Monday, November 03, 2003

ANT Tutorial

posted by mmChronic @ 8:02:00 PM

ANT Tutorial

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Sunday, November 02, 2003

FunVids.net :: Video Player :: Nokia: Flying Kitty

Funny Free Movies 6

posted by mmChronic @ 9:52:00 PM

Funny Free Movies 6

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