A resolute (read boring) Newcastle shut up shop early - do they have shops up t'north? - and remained under seige for the rest of the match...
Plucky...skillfull and industious Spurs...bravely battled against "wor" Alan's diving...Bowyers strange belief he was playing basketball - given the number of times he handled in the box - and a referee that was so obviously in love with Mr Shearer it was sickening to even the softest southerner...
Main talking points of the match were the ridiculous "joke white beard" sported by "wor " Alan...surely in a bid to dazzle the Spurs defence...the FA really needs to look into that particular piece of gamesmanship...Ledley King...for ever more will be known by Spurs fans as Ledley Queen given the mincing tackle he made on Mr S that led to the first goal...Robbie Keane's bid to become the soccer player with the gayest haircut... Tottenham's Brown has obviously been watching too many wrestling shows as he spent more time trying to grapple anyone in sight than playing football...
And of course the superb
GOAL Spurs scored in injury time... that should have seen the Newcastle squad jumping aboard their horse drawn cart for their first trip to the bright lights of the capital...sadly Gardner
breathed on the fragile Toon defence..."wor" Alan made gooey eyes at the referee and Robbie's
GOAL was incredibly dissallowed...
Man of the Match...a really quite horrendous Geordie spotted in the crowd wearing a complete
Burberry outfit...daahling that is soo last year to us soft southerners...
Quote from
Souness at full time: "Spurs were the better team..."
Final Score - Ref's XI 1 : Spurs 0
This is Flip from the touchline handing back to the studio...
Seriously well played lads....or something...hehe...