Friday, March 18, 2005

Google...Friend or Foe..?

They're like animals...vicious...seductive...
they say no human male can resist them...the Slave Girls of Orion...

Klingemon...gotta grab 'em all...

All about the CIA...a sort of drag and drop game...it's in French but you'll get the idea...




Beware that condom...

Can we trust Google anymore..?

Speaking of the great search engine....


Catcha...

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Bootleg Browser

Did somebody say bootlegs?

Bootleg Browser is a site that "links to audio & video of live music shows". There are currently 393 links to various bootlegs and the spread of artists is massive - the list includes such varied artists as Green Day, Elvis Presley, Jamiroquai, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd and Many, Many More™.

A few of the links I recognise from various ILuvNUFC posts so you may know some of these already but have a look though as I'm sure there'll be something there for everyone. Today I will be mostly paying scant regard to copyright laws.

via Ultimate Insult

Blink 182 in Newcastle

Blink 182 Bootlegs has the gig that we went to recently up for download for anyone who wanted and never got a copy off me.
The quality of the recording is pretty poor though. :(

13 Things That Do Not Make Sense

Interesting article on the New Scientist site called "13 things that do not make sense" which list 13 scientific phenomena that have no scientific explanation. It covers things like the placebo effect, homeopathy (though it points out only the mentioned study has had results as reported - I wonder if it is the same one highlighted in the Horizon documentary on homeopathy?) the possibilty of another large planet in our solar system, the ever accelerating Pioneer spacecraft, anomalous results from the Viking mission to Mars and cosmic rays that break the laws of relativity.

While on the subject of relativity - here's an explanation of Einstein's Theory Of Relativity using words of four letters or less. It's still just as difficult to understand but the words are easier to read! ;)

via linkfilter and HyperSloth

Let's Talk

Probably the most comprehensive list of Acronyms / Shorthand for E-mail that I've ever seen.

Victorian Slang Glossary. (via)

Two-month-old baby speaks.

Script / Leet Translator. Impress your kids by pretending you can speak £337.

A History of Communications 35,000 BC - 1998 AD. (via)


We love the Toon. Well most of us anyway

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Finally

Hello all. I've just worked out that I can post through IE but not Firefox (really strange). Firefox 1.0.1 has given me some real problems when streaming stuff just like 0.8 did but I've always managed to post with no probs. I'm going to have to re-install Firefox soon and see if that helps. Anyhoo here is a few links for you lot.....

Game on. Boulderdash in a Java stylee.

Todays weird eBay item A Time Machine. (via)


A new way to train your children
Vintage Ads' Journal. (via)


How to Dispose of a Goldfish That Has Died. Does'nt everybody just flush them down the toilet? (via)

Every Garfield Comic since 1979. (via)

Life Is Expensive

If you're still lusting after an iPod but still can't afford one here's the perfect product for you - the iNO.
Meet iNO
Because youNO you got NOmoney.

NO songs, 1 way.

iNO, NOmoney.

It's a very, very cheap iPod knock off. I've already ordered one for Bungers so he can look cool on 'da' street. Probably.

via Attu Sees All

Mad Google Ads

mmChronic sends me an e-mail, Google gives me these ads...

God is Love
See a 60 second video on God's love for you
www.Godsolovestheworld.com

Daily Uplift
Optimism, delivered fresh each day. A quote or poem or news item.
daily-inspiration.org

Heal your broken heart
Expert answers all your questions Win them back. No case too tough
www.lovetactics.com

...wtf is G-mail up to?!?!!?

The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker 2

New Zelda videos and screenshots.

Conqueror!

If you fancy some free, online, turn based strategy action try Conqueror!. It's played across a medieval map of Europe and up to 16 (human or computer) players can play at once. Even though it's turn based they've come up with a way to ensure everyone takes their turn at the same time reducing waiting time to a minimum.

Might we have finally found a game that we can have a New Links online gaming session on? It's free (like RTCW:ET), it doesn't require an Xbox (unlike PES4 or Burnout 3 - both of which I bought but was only able to play Bungers and Dogs respectively) or fancy 3D hardware (as we don't all buy a new graphics card every 3 months). I guess that that's a no then.

/Sits back and waits for feeble, cop out excuses.

via I forgot where - sorry

United Front

This one may not go down too well with the NewLinks lads - United Front is a Manchester United site. Yah scummers.

However it's a Manure site with a twist - it hasn't been updated since February 6th, 1958 presumably because the webmaster perished in the Munich Air Crash1 along with members of the squad. Spooky.

via linkfilter

1See here for more On This Day In History goodness.

Star Wars Revelations

Woo! I can post! News from Slashdot about new Star Wars film.

No, not Episode III, but a homebrew effort that is (alledgedly) rather good.

Two button mouse - on an Apple?

Apparently this classic comeback is to be made redundant by Apple.

Apple are reported to be creating a... Shock! Horror! 2 buttoned mouse. Welcome to the 20th century guys! ;)

So I wonder if ardent Apple afficionados will do a "from these cold, dead hands" with their one buttoned mouse as I have seen many arguments over mouse buttons online - and the consensus from the Apple community seemed to be that you couldn't ever possibly usefully use a second button. I seem to use all five of the buttons on my mouse with regularity.

via Waxy

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Online Xevious

YA another classic arcade game is now available to play online and this time it's Xevious - which had one of the catchiest music hooks (evar!) at the beginning of the game. It looks like it's a full emulation (you get the ROM/RAM test on 'bootup' a la Mame) so you can relive your youth in an exact stylee. Well apart from the fact you now have twice the stomach and have a lot less hair than you did then.

via Ultimate Insult

State of The Blogosphere Part 1: Growth of Blogs

Technorati's Dave Sifry (who has left comments on this blog regarding Technnorati Tags) has written an interesting post on rapid growth of blogs as counted by Technorati. There are apparently 30-40 thousand blogs created every day. If you discount Bungers' spoof blogs that's still at least 25K per day!

The number of blogs in the world is doubling every five months which you would think means New Links will have even more competition for readers but I saw another study a while back that reckoned the number of blog readers is growing at an even faster pace than the number of bloggers so there should be plenty of new readers for everyone. Yay!

Part two of the article will be about frequency of posting which should give a good measure of how many of those new blogs actually ever get updated. There are so many dead blogs out there that have only one or two posts. We are just over a year old yet hit over 3000 posts ages ago so there's no fear of that here. I would tell you how many posts we have done to date but the post stats are like pretty much everything else on Blogger these days - broken. Come on Google spend some money - we want to see how much crap we've written!

via Boing Boing

Engaging Stuff...(payphone link pun)...

It's bad enough heading off to your wedding...I'm not bitter...
but getting sidetracked and ending up marrying a Zombie..?
Taken from the superb iFlims Top 100...


More games than you can shake a stick at...


He's funny...but I guess he'd last 10 minutes on the t'northern club circuit...hehe...


Michael Jackon and Martha Stewart's demise found in the bible code...and other stuff...sort of...




Bored..? Check out the Pay Phone Project...just when you think you've seen it all...

A simple phone call could bring a much need Middle East peace...nice idea but will it work..?


Anyone remember "smooching" to J'taime..?
Meet the lady bringing the moans and grunts of passion to the pop charts...
such songs as "Not Tonight Pet"..."You Wanna Do What?...and "Is that It? spring to mind....
just call me a cynic...
..

Remember guys...if you get stopped by the gorgeous woman dubbed "she who makes your ears ring"...
RUN...
slapper...literally...


The blogosphere...just keeps growing and growing...


Flip's Fluffy Blog Moment (irony)...
Current mood: Blissfully unaware of the sh*t ahead...
Currently Listening to: Those voices again...
Wearing: Pink Chiffon and Slingbacks...

Catcha

The Commonly Confused Words Test

The Commonly Confused Words Test is a 40 question, multiple choice test that asks you to distinguish between words like there,they're and their. Easy peasy. My results were:
English Genius You scored 100% Beginner, 86% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 77% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

My test tracked 4 variables: How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 62% on Beginner
You scored higher than 19% on Intermediate
You scored higher than 40% on Advanced
You scored higher than 68% on Expert


There's a full explanation of all the questions and answers here - don't cheat and read them first!

via Veritatis splendor!

Good Morning






refdesk.com rounds up loads of links into subject categories.

Master Lock Combination Cracking.


mean baby
That's one CRAZY mean baby!. Some cool photo-shopping. (via)


DOOM 3: Project Mars City Mod. (via)

Domino Artwork. Cool.

Monday, March 14, 2005

Steak and BJ day!

w00+!! No cards, no flowers...!

March 14th is my favourite holiday!

Bible Rap

So you want to spread the Word of God to the yoof of today but feel the archaic prose in the Bible just won't get through to them? Never fear Bible Rap is here. Here's a sample so you can start God rapping right away.
Once there was a man who found a treasure.
Hidden in a field, and he took pleasure.
In selling all he had to buy that field.
To gain the treasure it would yield.
God has a treasure, it's hidden away.
But seek and you shall find some day.
That treasure he offers which is life through the Son.
A life which will last after your life here is done.
I'm off to write Hey Yahweh and You've Gotta Fight For Your Rights To Martyr.

via Portal Of Evil

Poop For Peace!

April 15th has been nominated as international Poop For Peace Day. The idea is it's something all humans have in common (after all everyone poops) so if we all poop together we can save the world. Either that or cause all the toilets in the world to clog simultaneously.

via The Flophouse

GT4 Forum

'Frog Fortnight' starts today and it's also National Outdoor Week.

Not sure what an Outdoor is now that I've got GT4.

Does anyone know if the Nurburgring is available from the start?

Chauffeur-Driven Tramps





Tramps in Holland are being chauffeur driven to their favourite begging spots because of a shortage of shelters, reports news website ananova. The vagrants, from a Dutch town called Sneek, are picked up each evening by a taxi paid for by the local authorities. The taxi takes them to nearby Leeuwarden, where they are given beds for the night at a shelter. They are then chauffeur driven back at 9am the next morning at a cost of £76 a day. According to authorities in Sneek, it's not worth building a shelter of their own because there are not enough vagrants to fill it. Leeuwarden officials, the website reports, say they are not bothered by the daily trip to their town "as long as they go back to Sneek in the morning", said a spokesman.

Tunnel report?









How to Create a Dust-Free Bedroom. Sounds like someone I know who has a serious O.C.D. who shall rename nameless. Seriously though this is good guidance for people with allergies or asthma. (via)

Themed Fonts from TV, movies and videogames. (via)


A Liger. Is this for real?
Hybrid Big Cats Explained and a site full of pictures of Real Hybrid Animals.


Oh dear. Someone does'nt like the new Bugs Bunny. Extremely NSFW language although most of it is bleeped out. (via)

Funny picture. Mullet FC. (via)

Cat hunt sponsor getting death threats.
Smith, 48, has proposed that any cat not under its owner's direct control, or not wearing a collar, should be considered fair game for any hunter with a small-game license. He wants to see the state reclassify free-roaming cats as an unprotected species, arguing that the ones out in the wild are no different than other invasive species.
Sounds fair enough to me!

Sunday, March 13, 2005

From the Touchline...Unbiased Match Report...



A resolute (read boring) Newcastle shut up shop early - do they have shops up t'north? - and remained under seige for the rest of the match...
Plucky...skillfull and industious Spurs...bravely battled against "wor" Alan's diving...Bowyers strange belief he was playing basketball - given the number of times he handled in the box - and a referee that was so obviously in love with Mr Shearer it was sickening to even the softest southerner...

Main talking points of the match were the ridiculous "joke white beard" sported by "wor " Alan...surely in a bid to dazzle the Spurs defence...the FA really needs to look into that particular piece of gamesmanship...Ledley King...for ever more will be known by Spurs fans as Ledley Queen given the mincing tackle he made on Mr S that led to the first goal...Robbie Keane's bid to become the soccer player with the gayest haircut... Tottenham's Brown has obviously been watching too many wrestling shows as he spent more time trying to grapple anyone in sight than playing football...

And of course the superb GOAL Spurs scored in injury time... that should have seen the Newcastle squad jumping aboard their horse drawn cart for their first trip to the bright lights of the capital...sadly Gardner breathed on the fragile Toon defence..."wor" Alan made gooey eyes at the referee and Robbie's GOAL was incredibly dissallowed...

Man of the Match...a really quite horrendous Geordie spotted in the crowd wearing a complete Burberry outfit...daahling that is soo last year to us soft southerners...

Quote from Souness at full time: "Spurs were the better team..."

Final Score - Ref's XI 1 : Spurs 0

This is Flip from the touchline handing back to the studio...


Seriously well played lads....or something...hehe...