George W. Bush AWOL: a coward and a liar

Manic over at Bloggerheads has put a little flash thing along with lots of links to support statements made in it. So is George W. Bush a coward and a liar? You decide.

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One for Dogs

Ruff!

Can it get any worse at the toon?

Apparently so - The Journal are reporting Glenda Hoddle is after the job and that whatever happens an announcement will be made Monday. This self inflicted deadline seems a bit stupid if it's true - do the Newcastle board just take any old shite to ensure the post is filled by then? It certainly sounds it if Hoddle is considered to be a viable option.

Will Glen demand to see disabled fans areas being moved to the back of Level 7 as a punishment for sins in an earlier life? That aside he's useless as a coach. He comes across as very Gullit like - an arrogant prick. I would even prefer Venables to this tool.

Nufc.com are reporting that Ottmar Hitzfeld has been seen on his way to Newcastle - has to be a better bet than Hoddle?

The Geordie has landed

Hello to Our Man In Hanoi. He's arrived in Hanoi and is settling in.

Settling in so well in fact he's already got himself involved in the local street kids football team. Get them into toon strips BykerSink OMIH and send us a picture. :)

Today's topic for Mass Debate : Old-person smell

There was an old dude hoovering my stairs today, and he'd left behind the distinctive "old people smell" that you often hear being discussed. But what the h3ll is it..?!! I think it's an oil, but I couldn't place exactly which oil it was. Loads of resources are available on this subject (see Google : Old-person smell) but I want answers!

What do you think old people smell like?

Your parents were right - loud music IS bad for you

Well it is if you listen to anything with excessively loud bass.

According to Wired listening to a heavy bass line can make your lungs collapse. Makes you wish you'd never bought that amp that goes to 11.

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The Amish Laptop

Ever wondered how the Amish access the interweb? Wonder no longer - the Amish laptop does for all their surfing needs.

And if anyone tries to nick this one God will come a smoting. Probably.

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Repentant Thief Returns Laptop After Chaser Falls

Says sorry after salesman breaks arm

Stuff

Afternoon chaps.
Anyone heard from Mergs?

- You're late for work. Must rush...Scooter Ace
- Robo Builder. Use the arrows to move around and space to pick up pieces of the robot from the production line.
- a definitive guide to everything in the world. A list of DOs & DON'Ts that people can reference.
- Death photgraphy
- Feeling hungry? I know i am. I'm off to Pennsylvannia
- answerbag.com. Answers your questions like do fish fart. RSS feeds available, Mergs.
- Politically correct Graffiti
- Christian Outfitters. Show your love for Jebus.
- catster and dogster. A webpage for your animal.
- You will never see me again. I've seen sense and i'm off to join this cult movement

Bye!

The history of Coca Cola

The history of Coca Cola can be seen in this Flash timeline wotsit.

It seems to be incomplete though as I can see no mention of Coca Cola employees murdered in mysterious circumstances and the invention of All New Orange Flavoured Nazi Cola™. Funny that.

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Trying to sell your house on the net?

Then make sure you include a picture of Dogs having sex on your pictures page as that will guarantee New Links will help you to advertise it if only for snigger value. SFW. Honest.

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Like boobies? I love BOAS E QUESNTINHAS too!

Just in case you haven't seen how good this site is, I suggest you click here. mmC and I have been discussing how to integrate the magic of this site with New Links, and we're working on it. So Boas, cause you keep popping in, and if you're reading this, rest assured that we will get you into our sidebar soon, we're just figuring out how to do it without turning New Links into an out and out pron stash. Like The Flop House, or All Nudes. ;)

NSFW by the way!

Love bees? I love bees too!

Like bees..? I'm a big bee fan. Bombus bombus is always welcome round my house. Check out I love bees. It's dedicated to our fuzzy friends!

The Skeleton Shop

Spooky little flash game for ya, from The Skeleton Shop.

Icon contest day today!! w00+!

Doom 3 Available For Download

...but you'd better hurry before the IP police get it pulled from the net.

Direct download here. Grab it while it's hot. Parp!

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Miss Universe's Wardrobe Malfunction

This is the Mother Of All Wardrobe Malfunctions. Reigning Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins had a bit of slippage in the skirt area. And JONTURK has the pictures.

It beats Janet Jackson's Suberbowl Slippage and Anna Nicole's Booby Bumblings (so good we posted it twice 1,2) hands down.

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Pig organs may be safe for humans

Pig organs may be safe for humans.
Damn straight they are! Especially when they're fried up with a nice bit of onion! Yum yum!

Mysterious signals from 1000 light years away

...maybe dogs really has gone missing this time. It's another Article: mysterious signal from very far away, as reported by NewScientist.com
I, for one, welcome our new, previously unheard of, rapidly rotating overlords.

YA WITW...

...and a fairly easy one if you've been before. Here's the city skyline...


More pics? Grafitti 1, 2 (by Bungers I reckon) , a castle, posh windows (from a futuristic sounding church) and the Holy Grail's previous resting place. It's now at my house.

Answer's on a postcard with prizes from ILuvNufc's prize cupboard. Probably.

Kill Bill Vol 1 in ASCII

Just saw this over at BoingBoing and thought NewLinks needed a peek!
Its Kill Bill Vol 1 rendered in beautiful ASCII!
Get some!

Multi format games releases for September...

Once you've finished Sudeki, you'll be straight into Rome : Total War, and then Fable I imagine! Check out all of September's releases here, via GameSpy.com

Still no virtual snoochie boochies for bhell13, "Clerks : The Videogame" is still in beta, obviously...

Philly Considers Wireless Internet for All

World's biggest internet cafe..?

New Links Night Oooot!

It's that time again, and this time we're off to see Mark Thomas at the Newcastle Comedy Festival in exhibition Park!

Tickets are £12, and it's the 3rd or 4th of October. Clicky the link for more information.

Robots set to rule world ... in table football

Robots set to rule world ... in table football

Looks like we'll be relying on the Germans to save us when they do try to take over, as "A good player from the German league for table football, which is known locally as foosball, whipped the robot 10 games to one." Yay the Germans!

BTW, when you do beat the Germans, I, for one, will be the first to welcome our new foosballing robot overlords.

Turkish Man Squirts Milk From Eye 9.2 Feet

 Good morning, the news: Turkish Man Squirts Milk From Eye 9.2 Feet

Pile of poo

Morning chaps. Presenting todays pile of poo...
- SHREK 2 -- Battle of the Belch. Choose your contestant them when the burp starts keep clicking on their belly to last as long as possible. Class.
- Always wanted to be a jedi? Then you need to go to Romania
- Funny looking cats
- The presidents blog presidentgeorgebush.blogspot.com
- worldometers. Constantly updating facts and figures about our world. Very interesting. If true.
- Deep sea images
- I love fishy. Rathergood's latest offering.
- beta.music.msn.com. Microsofts answer to iTunes.
- Dads kidneys. Yuk!. I hope you are not eating.
- oldmencrying


Links pinched from milkandcookies, coolios and waxy.org

Yakshimash! - It's the Borat Soundboard...

 Borat Soundboard.

 Doesn't have certain classics, like:

• My wife, she is dead.
• I had a nice shit
• The claw!

...but it's fun. Enjoy!

Carmen get it!

Carmen bum gong joy

The most pun-tastic article you'll read all day. Guaranteed.

Your own dermestid beetle colony...

 ...for personal use, or commercial business!

 Beetle Starter Kits

Why? Because...

Most people boil skulls until the meat literally falls off. While cooking, the melted fat soaks into the bone. This results in greasy yellow skulls. Using beetles eliminates this problem.

No more greasy, yellow skulls? Yay!

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Welcome...

...to the Bungers and Merg show!

Seeing as mmChronic was moaning about the lack of linkage yesterday, I'll try and sort out you all out with some quality news, rounded up from around the world today, in a John Craven style-ee. First off...

"Clerks" Clocking in for More.

Yeppers, Kevin Smith - the director responsible for the whole "New Jersey Chronicles" series of movies - Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back - has been inspired to put pen to paper after assembling a new anniversary DVD set titled Clerks X to cash in on the celebrate the 10th anniversary of his first movie. The new film, The Passion of the Clerks, is scheduled for release this time next year, and picks up a decade later on the non-adventures of Quick Stop convenience store employees Dante and Randal, who are now forced to deal with life as thirtysomethings.


EDIT : I forgot to mention that Kevin Smith has a hot wife who did a 5318008 shoot for Playboy, and the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back features the talents of Shannon Elizabeth. Mmmmmmm...