The Joy of Hex

This revelationary new book teaches couples the joy of interfacing. Also extended sections on drives (hard and floppy), probes, virus protection and fun with mice.

Most realistic Mario yet.

1st Mario game to use solid 3D - so realistic you can touch and feel the models. Unfortunately to play it you will need a new board.

If football players looked to rugby players...

as role models (as demanded by the 'quality' UK press this week) they would be

stealing high performance cars rather than paying for them as they currently do. tsk tsk.

4 Hands

Great for multi-tasking

Men With Breasts

It's A Genetic Thing,Apparently

Rectal Foreign Bodies

Need i say more.

LOTR 3 Update

And here's some news about the new film.

Teacher went too far

Seems a pretty wise thing to do

Female volunteers wanted

For a very exciting time.

Go on,be a hero

Letthis be a lesson to would be crims

(Kind of) Spizzwatch

Or maybe you don't know what to get granny for her Christmas...

Spizzwatch

Gotta keep an eye on 'em
(Sorry, my sk1llz have deserted me and I can't find a suitable image...) This may be comedy genius...

Am I Hot Or Not...

for cheerleaders. SFW (unless you work for a talibanesque organisation that doesn't like swimwear shots)


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Spizzwatch

The public return of the pre politically correct playground taunt and the target was probably deserving as most of them are! :)

Learn another language...

even totally made up ones. 'kah may-tah ah-may' is apparently an admission of bestiality.

The latest extreme sport.

WARNING: This activity could cause injury - if you get caught by the pub landlord or similar.

You're Busted Buddy!

Follow the adventures of one man who, sick of all the prostitution on the streets in his town takes a video camera out and about and captures "working girls" and their "tricks" (terminology from "Pimping for Dummies") and post the results for the world to see. Sheer class :)

Christian Video Game Reviews

No that's not reviews of Christian games, it's games reviews by Christians! Although there is a section of Christian games too for the really committed or those who ought to be committed.

Hard Drives finally emancipated.

Rejoice on the streets as Hard Drives are freed from years of slavery - or allow your mind to boggle at political correctness gone mad.

Make your own emergency vehicle.

Actually it's more a case of fiddle with the colours of the go faster stripes but it'll keep you occupied for at least 4 seconds.

Who will buy my beautiful noses?

Alatheia Prosthetics - artificial limbs for amputees. Although I do like the way they feel they have to point out they are for amputees!



Other highlights include:

• Blue rollovers on the body parts - giving the effect of dead flesh when you hover.
  
• Check out the faces page. Last 'after' pic looks suspiciously like Saddam. Right, where do claim my reward?
  

Warning!

Don't fuck with your local Karate dojo!

Linux is secure as owt...

or then again maybe not!

Embroidery with Attitude!

Still looking for that hard to find Christmas gift? Well make one instead.

How to attract women

You too could have a fat bird like this if you follow the Steel Balls Principles.

Historic Tale Construction Kit

Change history and make those damn Frogs lose at Hastings.

Surfing for the blind....

Now the blind can get on the interweb thanks to this site. Yay for accessibility! Needs sound.

Tech Support

Take too long with a call and you may get shot!

Its edewkashunul...

Science experiments for the terminally bored

Comdex 2003 Bill Gates Keynote - The Matrix update

Screenshots only so far AICMFP.