What no smut?

It seems Nude Links failed to live up to it's promise so here is a small attempt to redress the balance. It's kittypr0n.org for all you smut loving, cat chasers out there. SFW with the possible exception of the URL - may set off filter gizmos. But it's already come through your proxy anyway so you may as well click it. Go on, you know you want to.

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Levitation, Space Flight, and Giants...

Welcome back mmC! I don't know about the "young" ladies bit (or the scantily clad bit either, now you come to mention it), they all look like the last time they saw daylight was sometime in the early eighties. Anyway, back to the links! Here's a video of the levitation of a frog. This was all the rage back in 1997 apparantly. I'll try to find out if we can levitate humans tomorrow.

Also, SpaceShipOne will attempt this month to be the first non-government rocket to reach space.

Stuff from Randi about a paper that printed a picture of a giant skeleton that was "dug up" but later turned out to be a Worth1000 photoshop contest entry. Bwah, and indeed, hahaha!

Where in the world was mmChronic?

First, and probably last, in this particular series is the picture of scantily clad young ladies and slebs as promised. Unfortunately as these slebs were at the height of their fame pre 1990 Bungers won't know who they are.

Blink 182 in Toon

A future Newlinks night out possibly? Blink182 have added extra dates in England and one of them is Newcastle on the 2nd of december.YAY!
Ring me when you get back mm and we will sort something out about tickets and surely Bungers is up for it.Not sure if it is punk enough for Dogs, let's hope so. BBC - Radio 1 News - Blink 182

Fire

When lighting farts go wrong.

England England England

A new version of Badger Badger Badger from Weebls Stuff with a EURO 2004 theme.And may i be the first on NewLinks to say come on England!

Afternoon folks

Yes there is somebody here, but it's only me.I see nobody contributed to my opinion on the price of petrol.
Anyway seeing as how i'm left to run the show here is a Michael Schumacher pit stop in Lego stylee.TTFN.

And relax...

I'm off for the afternoon, so I'll leave you with this. Click on the tree, and release the birds. It's a bit sad and bleak, kind of like New Links without me... ;)
via Flophouse. I am digging this site. You should too.

Ubisoft to Publish U.S. Election Video Game

Sweet. Ubisoft to Publish U.S. Election Video Game. I hope it's like "Monkey Ball", with added "Monkey Island" goodness, with a bit of "Ape Escape" thrown in too!

Nokia unveils mid-air messaging

This was on Engadget (Nokia's new 3220 cameraphone uses light messaging) earlier in the week, and now it's made the BBC NEWS. It's a neat little trick that lets you "write" messages in the air with your mobile phone. I want one, so I can write "SHOW US YER T1T5" when I'm out and about.. bwahaha!
Link submitted by jonnyDizzle.

Follow up : Bungers' Petrol Campaign

It seems Ron Howard 'may support' fuel protests according to the BBC.

"Big Ron" (as he is known to his pals) was Ritchie in Happy Days, and also produced the movie "Apollo 13". You heard it here first!

By the power of New Links!

As you know, we can sometimes go all environ-mental on here, and today seems like a nice day for it too, so here goes - the New Links Campaign to Reduce UK Petrol Prices™.
Not actually my idea, but taken one of those e-mails you get now and again, but a worthy cause, and worth a read. I dunno who the hell Phil Hollsworth is, if you do a Google search you get this e-mail in slightly different formats for the US, Australian markets etc, but the principle is good, so we support it. Read on!

We are going to hit close to 89p a litre by the summer. Are petrol prices to come down? If they are, then we need to take some intelligent, united action.

Philip Hollsworth offered this good idea:

This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy petrol on a certain day"
campaign that was going around last April or May! The oil companies just
laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to hurt ourselves
by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was
a problem for them.

BUT, whoever thought of this idea has come up with a plan that can really
work. Please read it and join in!

Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a litre is CHEAP at 77p -80p, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace not sellers.
With the price of petrol going up more each day, we consumers need to take action. The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocket by not purchasing their Petrol! And we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves.

Here's the idea: For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY petrol from the two biggest oil companies (which now are one), ESSO and BP. If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit. Buy your
petrol at Shell, Tesco, Sainsburys, Morrisons, Jet etc.

So, boycott BP and Esso, and buy your petrol from someone else. Any environmentalist worth their salt should be avoiding Esso anyway because of campaigns like StopEsso. I'm off out to convert my car to run on my own pi$$. ;)

Microsoft patches make security worse, claims expert

Microsoft's $100 million security programme is a failure says one of the world's leading authorities on Windows vulnerabilities.
via Techworld

Where in the World is Merg...? Part V

Still on the topic of exploration - Merg is also on a little expedition, and is right now, pushing deep into the bush, probably. There's loads of quality Merg photos to sift through, so I might put some more up 4 ya later. There's also one which could be used for a "Which one is Merg" contest, but I think I'll send it to Fark instead... bwahahaha!;)

Explorers' archives opened to all

"Remarkable photographs, documents and maps relating to some of Britain's greatest explorers are being released by the Royal Geographical Society." Clicky here

What kind of person are you?

Meanea! Meanea! self centered Meanea!


What kind of person are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

And then there was three.I'm off out today with ILuvNUFC Junior to the Discovery Museum at 10-30.

Blogging in a Japanese Stylee

Morning all! Eeeenteresting article on how a Japanese Web Star has started to spread the blogging gospel to all the suits.

Then i must be...

Hmmmmm! Far too many questions.I shall set tomorrows quiz, if that's ok with you sir bungers you're gracious one...or something

Which movie bad dude are you..?

I appear to be...

I was Hannibal Lecter, but I thought it would be more amusing to be Dr. Evil. That's probably just because I have a fetish for sharks with laser beams strapped to their heads...

Time for some changes...

Now mmChronic's off on his holidays, the loons can take over the asylum again. First of all, we're changing the name to:

Secondly, all posts will have to make reference as to how great I am. Something along the lines of...

"Oh, mighty bungers, I am submitting this link because I feel it will amuse you..."

Flash

MINDistortion presents: what if god smoked cannabis

Bariatric watch #23324536

It looks like Christina is the latest victim to fall for the new craze.

Via MilkandCookies

Soccer or Soap?

The new month heralds the arrival of EURO 2004 (YAY!) and the beginning of arguments with your missus over ownership of the remote control.Play fair and challenge her to a game of Soccer or Soap? for the right to choose......football.

Google announces G-Mail...

Engadget has sent a couple of suggestions to Google regarding Gmail service and here’s the email they got back:

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You might be interested to hear that we are announcing these upcoming features:

- Automatic forwarding of your email to another account
- Plain HTML version of Gmail
- Import/export Contacts

We hope you enjoy Google’s approach to email.

Sincerely,

The Gmail Team

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Basically, this means that you'll be able to notify your mobile via SMS when you have a new message. Which is exactly what I was hinting at when I posted (check out the final comment at the foot of the page) to IGM about three weeks ago. Pretty cool, huh?

Kitten on a motorbike

Every now and again a class Flash cartoon comes along like this one.
Mine and ILuvNUFC Junior's cartoon of the week.

Bono wants to be Saint Geldof II

According to the Sun (so it must be true) Bono is planning Live Aid 2. It's a guaranteed success because Tony Blair is playing guitar. Or something.

Tony Blair is backing what promises to be the greatest pop bash in history.

Last night a Whitehall source confirmed: "It?s going to be bigger and better than before."

I fell in love with a starship trooper...

Morning all! You'll be pleased to know that the Tron© Suit Dancing Antics at the weekend exceeded even my expectations! You should've been there when I fired up the built in lights! Masters At Work "rocked da house" as it were, and all my favourite people were there too. Fit Dancing Irish Kate - you rock my world. ;)

Random news reports this morning:

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

HOT TOPIC™Massive fat person picture shocker

HOT TOPIC™Demand for Surgery for Obesity Increases

It seems that 2,500 doctors, researchers and clinicians are attending the four-day European Congress on Obesity in Prague this week. I think I'll give them a call and see if they'd like me to deliver the keynote address. I'm sure they already rang, but I must've missed the call over the weekend... TTFN!

News Links via Yahoo news.

Sphincter Cell

What do you get if you cross the N64 game Pilot Wings with goatse? That would be 'Sphincter Cell'. The game is like the sky diving part in Pilot Wings but the rings you drop through are more erm... ringish. That's right you'll be aiming for the goatse ring!

Don't worry - cartoon graphics spare you the shock of the real goatse.

Check out the rest of the site too. The author, Jamie Fuller, is a frequent contributor to the b3ta picture compos and has a collection of his entries online here.

via B3ta

More Cicada news

10-year-old finds blue-eyed cicada

Una paloma blanca...

Just a quick post to say I won't be around for a few days but I'm sure ILN, Dogs & Bungers will look after you. I'm leaving in an hour or so I might post a link or 2 this morning.

I'll not say where I'm going yet in case I get a chance to do some picture posting.