Road test for Dave's new car...

I'll have a fiver on the jet please... whaddya mean you don't have a jet? I used to have a jet!

And in the interests of balance...

...here's one for those who hate excess fat - this page shows you how to get rid of it without any of that pesky exercise stuff.

More fatties

Still looking for the perfect Christmas gift for the family's fat fetishist? Then look no further. BBW Figurines - The Perfect Gift for Big Beautiful Women and their Admirers as it says on the tin.

Hot tree action

A stash of arboreal pr0n amusing "trees with fangitas" photos. SFW (unless you work with some long haired, smelly environmentalist who thinks pictures of naked trees are degrading to the floral kingdom or something)

A sad day for loony scientist types...

Remember that bloke building the crusie missile? Well he's been slapped on the wrists by his government. Watch out on the news for NZ parliament buildings being blown up by a rogue cruise.

Dredging the big fat booty of the barrel..

uh-oh, it's The Rap Hot Or Not

Sweet Doggy Dogg

Every wonder what snoop dogg's on about...? Well, even in you didn't, I've got to post something today...

More Christmas Ideas from me...

How to Make a Lamp Shade. A free guide to making lamp shades

It's proper Bo, I tell thee!

I'm off to get the old sticky back plastic out when I get home, I'm gonna make me some of these to sell on e-bay!

The only thing i can find

Here

Blink Ex-Drummer Scott Raynor Found Dead

I cant find anything to back this claim up,mind

hotgrannyaction.com

Someone has a large selection of granny images to choose from I suspect... ;)

Create your own retort :)

No title... AYCCYFP

You should really get this because I can't remember your blueyonder address!! I have a dole-waller mate who requires walkthrough assist! (Behold the power of the interweb...!)

stoopid... html... rubbish...

You don't think something will be hard to find, until you actually look for it....

ppffftttt....

Of course using your reasoning the next time I buy a TV say I should just order lots of generic components and build it myself. Personally I'd rather take one off the shelf thanks.




I believe the first time I built a website combining templates and pulling info from a back end database was back in about 1995-6. First one I did with php and mySQL in particular was about 2-3 years ago. Granted not a blog but it would be very, very easy to do so. The words granny, suck, teaches, eggs and don't are swirling around my mind right now for some reason :)

If you're bored...

Building a blog is cool, but building a blog with Flash, MySQL, and PHP is so much cooler. Scott guides you through two days of coding and querying.Building with Flash and MySQL Get back on PGR2 you loon!

Megapixel pics are just so grainy.

The worlds' first gigapixel digital photo has been created - and it's not pr0n!

Saga - you cheeky tw@t :)

Here's one that's more to your liking probably.




WARNING: NSFLNMW (Not Safe For Life Never Mind Work)

It's playtime...

It's to allow the rest of the office to see what you are laughing at!




I'm just playing with the template seeing what can be done. I really wanted to change the horrible orange look but just started fiddling as you do. It will probably go - but expect more strange behavour (from the page not me!) over the next week or so.




That code breaks spectacularly on the 'Update' post too :)




Hmmm.... figures out way to insert random pr0n images for maximum squirm factor :)

w00t! (Or indeed - WTF??)

Is this something to do with web accessibilty or is it just PC gone wrong (again!). It's horrible. Get rid!
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Here's a link for you

Here's (rubber) Johnny!

All play and no work make Jack the boy...

Ooooo....

But what does the interweblook like dad....? (Sorry... not a new link, a two day old link... but it's nice, hey! I'm sorry already!)

Asylum Seeker FPS

DFWU Chuck should be pretty good at this then :)

Ben's Dad

After years of searching, with the help of Parents Reunited, we have finally found Ben's dad and heard the full sorry tale of Ben's abandonment in a basket on the doorstep of the Bottom Club.

Don't F*ck with Uncle Chuck

Yeah, but have you got one of these Sniper legends in the old family album...?? I think not...

Another Milor

"Great" I'll go with with but "late"?!?? I'm only playing PGR2 not dead :)




Anyway seeing the name made me remember this one - a god fearing, alien believing, paranormal book writing, military serving Milor. I can't think of a scarier combo - and he's bound to be a relative. I can only hope he doesn't bother with the family tree thing or we may end up with him on the doorstep one day.




EDIT: Now with added link goodness - D'OH!

ID Cards

I'm so relieved the UK Government is considering ID cards with biometric security features which of course are so secure they can't be broken - or can they?

No more fighting over the Christmas Turkey leftovers..

Buy pepper spray and SWAT team stuff here. Also sirens and lights for emergency vehicles. Want... Need...

Google Search: "David Milor"

In honour of the late, greatDavid Milor who shall hereafter forever be an honoury "Friend of MyBusiness". Make mine a googlewhacker please Barman!