Thursday, February 03, 2005

Ward Off Evil - Buy Feng Shui Underpants!

Well, the concept of lucky kecks has long been known for when venturing out on a Saturday night...
"Our feng shui master says that having something lucky in contact with your skin would bring spiritual balance, so we thought lucky underpants would be ideal -- they are as intimate as you get," said Amy Law, a spokeswoman for the company.
Since Feng Shui is about "arranging", I do admit to a certain curiousity as to what exactly said undercrackers do...


mmChronic said...

Anything that promises balance in your kegs has to be a good thing.

Merg said...

There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes
One were so small
It were no ball at all
but the other won several prizes!