Wednesday, February 02, 2005

McD's New Plan - Stop Eating, Start fscking burgers

Yup, that's right -- in order to beat the predicted healthy-eating kick, the Golden Arches are out to persuade you that safe sex means a cheeseburger. Well, it would have to be, wouldn't it?

If this catches on, Burger King may have to change their name.


mmChronic said...

Considering we've had McDonalds executives dying of heart attacks and colorectal cancer when they wanted you to eat their burgers one can only presume you'll get AIDS if you fsck them. Probably.

Merg said...

I volunteer Bungers to do a fast food fsck test and report back -- a full comparison review with marks out of 10.

If nothing else, it'd probably get us lots of hits for a day or two ;)