Ever wondered how you were made? Birds and bees? Naaah... | How to make a Merg |
| Ingredients: 1 part jealousy 3 parts courage 3 parts instinct |
| Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge! |
Via The Flophouse
Thursday, February 03, 2005
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Ever wondered how you were made? Birds and bees? Naaah... Via The Flophouse
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Eek! Tables! ;)
5 parts mercy
3 parts humour
1 part instinct
Mercy? Hah!
Perhaps it's just slang for a Mercedes, and you're really Robo-mmC?
"Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts courage
3 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!"
Them ingredients are so not me.
Didn't realise the bottom part differed. Here's mine:
"Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom."
Salted rim? Not fscking likely!
The cocktail umbrella is soooo you tho' :>
Best giveaway with a computer 'zine. Evar!
I dunno... one of them once gave away a Wham! bar...
Only bettered by the ZX Spectrum carrier case giveaway.(a plastic bag)
The umbrella was given away with an amateur 'zine called WOB in teh 80s published by.. me and ILN.
Never heard of it.
I take it that it wasn't quite the success Viz! was? ;)
I'd forgotten that one! Fscking marketing geniuses we were. :)
It had a very local circulation. We wanted to preserve the exclisivity. Or something. :)
We did actually make money on it - enough to buy a few single from the shop anyway. :)
Clarification: Singles being loose cigarettes rather than a 45 record. We didn't make that much!
local newsagent here flogged 'em for 10p each.
These days he'd make quite a loss at that price...
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