Thursday, February 03, 2005

How do you make a....

Ever wondered how you were made? Birds and bees? Naaah...


How to make a Merg
Ingredients:

1 part jealousy

3 parts courage

3 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add curiosity to taste! Do not overindulge!

Via The Flophouse

14 comments:

mmChronic said...

Eek! Tables! ;)

5 parts mercy
3 parts humour
1 part instinct

Mercy? Hah!

Merg said...

Perhaps it's just slang for a Mercedes, and you're really Robo-mmC?

ILuvNUFC said...

"Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts courage
3 parts leadership

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!"

Them ingredients are so not me.

mmChronic said...

Didn't realise the bottom part differed. Here's mine:

"Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of wisdom."

Salted rim? Not fscking likely!

Merg said...

The cocktail umbrella is soooo you tho' :>

mmChronic said...

Best giveaway with a computer 'zine. Evar!

Merg said...

I dunno... one of them once gave away a Wham! bar...

ILuvNUFC said...

Only bettered by the ZX Spectrum carrier case giveaway.(a plastic bag)

mmChronic said...

The umbrella was given away with an amateur 'zine called WOB in teh 80s published by.. me and ILN.

Merg said...

Never heard of it.

I take it that it wasn't quite the success Viz! was? ;)

mmChronic said...

I'd forgotten that one! Fscking marketing geniuses we were. :)

mmChronic said...

It had a very local circulation. We wanted to preserve the exclisivity. Or something. :)

We did actually make money on it - enough to buy a few single from the shop anyway. :)

mmChronic said...

Clarification: Singles being loose cigarettes rather than a 45 record. We didn't make that much!

Merg said...

local newsagent here flogged 'em for 10p each.

These days he'd make quite a loss at that price...