Thursday, August 19, 2004

Bear Beer

Bear found passed out on campsite after drinking 36 cans of beer -- no mention of whether it had developed breasts though.

6 comments:

ILuvNUFC said...

Did anyone see that program on TV a couple of days ago about bears roaming camp sites in the US looking for litter left by campers. It had loads of brilliant footage including bears breaking into cars looking for stuff to eat.
It was highly amusing to see bears smashing a window then climbing in, reminded me a lot of Byker of an evening.... except it's youths not bears in Byker. :)

Merg said...

ROTFL.

I missed the programme, but... yeah, good description of Byker.


Perhaps we need to start a petition for "GTA: TyneCastle" ...

mmChronic said...

I don't think the Byker youths would have been as fussy about the brand of beer as the bear in the story was mind.

Merg said...

Or even whether it was beer...

Cheapo 2L bottles of cider would no doubt do.

They may draw the line at meths...?

mmChronic said...

Cider is only deemed acceptable up to the age of 12.

Merg said...

I thought it passed the "so long as it gets you pissed" test and thus was fine? :)